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Gender: male
Consoles Owned: XBox,PC
Video Games Played: Skyrim,Minecraft,Just Cause 2,NHL 2010-2012,Pokemon
X-box Gamertag: spewman159
Date Signed Up:8/08/2010
Last Login:6/03/2015
Location:Michigan
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Times Content Favorited:33 times
Total Comments Made:1844
FJ Points:2278
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#920 - youaremyhoe's teeth 03/24/2014 on Hottest Girls on FJ 0
#24 - Then the math adds up. Book 1 came out in 97. So the Events of… 03/23/2014 on lol 0
#17 - Although the movies themselves are based in the 90s. If I'm re…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/23/2014 on lol 0
User avatar #19 - corocop (03/23/2014) [-]
no the same year the first book came out was supposed to be the end of the timeline in the last book
User avatar #24 - pringlez (03/23/2014) [-]
Then the math adds up. Book 1 came out in 97. So the Events of Book 7 (I'm assuming not including the epilogue) would've ended in 97. 97-4 is 93.
#38 - If anyone hates pringlez then then they might need to include …  [+] (2 new replies) 03/22/2014 on Talent +2
#63 - include (03/22/2014) [-]
User avatar #39 - hates (03/22/2014) [-]
I know, nobody can hate pringlez they're delicious. Except the can is made for people with microscopic hands...
#36 - I bet he hates comments like yours.  [+] (5 new replies) 03/22/2014 on Talent +2
User avatar #37 - hates (03/22/2014) [-]
I love to include his name in my comments every now and then. But now I must find a way to fit your name into a comment
User avatar #62 - include (03/22/2014) [-]
I love pringlez.
User avatar #38 - pringlez (03/22/2014) [-]
If anyone hates pringlez then then they might need to include insanity on their medical list on ailments.
#63 - include (03/22/2014) [-]
User avatar #39 - hates (03/22/2014) [-]
I know, nobody can hate pringlez they're delicious. Except the can is made for people with microscopic hands...
#160 - I agree. I'm in the same boat as anon, and I have a feeling ,i… 02/28/2014 on Funny donater guy 0
#131 - I've never looked better, and you can't stand it. 02/17/2014 on Haven't you heard I'm the... 0
#187 - Some species have been found to be quite poisonous. 02/07/2014 on Happy Birthday Mewtwo +4
#183 - Been known to be most venomous creature known to mankind. Duh.  [+] (2 new replies) 02/07/2014 on Happy Birthday Mewtwo +5
User avatar #186 - enteroreninenine (02/07/2014) [-]
What about mankind themselves?
User avatar #187 - pringlez (02/07/2014) [-]
Some species have been found to be quite poisonous.
#181 - Secretly venomous.  [+] (4 new replies) 02/07/2014 on Happy Birthday Mewtwo +5
User avatar #182 - enteroreninenine (02/07/2014) [-]
Emus?
User avatar #183 - pringlez (02/07/2014) [-]
Been known to be most venomous creature known to mankind. Duh.
User avatar #186 - enteroreninenine (02/07/2014) [-]
What about mankind themselves?
User avatar #187 - pringlez (02/07/2014) [-]
Some species have been found to be quite poisonous.
#174 - >implying there are nonvenomous things in Australia  [+] (6 new replies) 02/07/2014 on Happy Birthday Mewtwo +4
User avatar #178 - enteroreninenine (02/07/2014) [-]
I mean there's kangaroos
User avatar #181 - pringlez (02/07/2014) [-]
Secretly venomous.
User avatar #182 - enteroreninenine (02/07/2014) [-]
Emus?
User avatar #183 - pringlez (02/07/2014) [-]
Been known to be most venomous creature known to mankind. Duh.
User avatar #186 - enteroreninenine (02/07/2014) [-]
What about mankind themselves?
User avatar #187 - pringlez (02/07/2014) [-]
Some species have been found to be quite poisonous.
#114597 - Okay. Will try. Thank you sire.  [+] (1 new reply) 01/30/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#114600 - dzimo (01/30/2014) [-]
slow is the new fast in this case

wish you best of luck
#114591 - Massage as in what persay  [+] (3 new replies) 01/30/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#114596 - dzimo (01/30/2014) [-]
not so skilled in english but i will try to explain.

anal open is a lot of lets say muscles. by masaging them you can make them less stressed. less stressed means it will loose a bit - not much at first but will get better(looser) slowly

going with one finger around the hole when you think that the hole itself is loosened put one finger and so on and so on. (dont forget lube)
User avatar #114597 - pringlez (01/30/2014) [-]
Okay. Will try. Thank you sire.
#114600 - dzimo (01/30/2014) [-]
slow is the new fast in this case

wish you best of luck
#114587 - So girlfriend wants to try anal, but she is too tight so I can…  [+] (8 new replies) 01/30/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #114648 - ljxjlos (01/31/2014) [-]
Lube, Massaging and as with normal sex, you donĀ“t just jack that thing in. Foreplay works wonders.
User avatar #114617 - misticalz (01/31/2014) [-]
don't go immediately dick her.
You gotta start with one finger and work your way up to dick size.
User avatar #114605 - awesomerninjathing (01/31/2014) [-]
lots of lube m8

try not to get shit on your dick
#114588 - dzimo (01/30/2014) [-]
lube + massage rectum
User avatar #114591 - pringlez (01/30/2014) [-]
Massage as in what persay
#114596 - dzimo (01/30/2014) [-]
not so skilled in english but i will try to explain.

anal open is a lot of lets say muscles. by masaging them you can make them less stressed. less stressed means it will loose a bit - not much at first but will get better(looser) slowly

going with one finger around the hole when you think that the hole itself is loosened put one finger and so on and so on. (dont forget lube)
User avatar #114597 - pringlez (01/30/2014) [-]
Okay. Will try. Thank you sire.
#114600 - dzimo (01/30/2014) [-]
slow is the new fast in this case

wish you best of luck
#114468 - Picture 01/29/2014 on Advice - love advice,... +1
#112410 - Yeah I can't help you there. I really don't know anything abou… 01/17/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#112094 - Been feeling advice-y lately. Hit me up with any of your quest…  [+] (9 new replies) 01/16/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#112110 - awesomerninjathing has deleted their comment.
#112105 - anonymous (01/16/2014) [-]
Is it sad to be stoned alone in your room on your birthday?
User avatar #112111 - awesomerninjathing (01/16/2014) [-]
just means you're an unpopular fag
#112100 - anonymous (01/16/2014) [-]
how do i stay on task?
User avatar #112131 - captainfuckitall (01/16/2014) [-]
Simple, by staying on task. You train your concentration and patience BY concentrating and having patience. Sure, there are plenty of tips and tricks to train yourself quicker, but it will always come down to the fact that you will first have to learn to properly concentrate before you actually can for extended periods of time.
User avatar #112099 - ferrettamer (01/16/2014) [-]
Should I install a Linux distro on my laptop? It is a piece of junk and Windows is really bloated, and I don't game much on it anymore cause it blows. I feel as if I could install a really minimalistic distro like Gentoo or Slackware and it would greatly improve performance
User avatar #112410 - pringlez (01/17/2014) [-]
Yeah I can't help you there. I really don't know anything about computers. Sorry man.
User avatar #112128 - captainfuckitall (01/16/2014) [-]
I'm not tech-savvy myself, but I feel like this question would better be addressed to actual computer guys. Just tell them what you mainly use your system for and they will give you the best outlet. Problem solved.
User avatar #112188 - ferrettamer (01/16/2014) [-]
I planned on asking /g/ but I grew lazy. If I go to Best Buy or any place like that, they will try and sell me Windows 8, so no.
#112093 - ScottP has been spot on with every single piece of advice I've… 01/16/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#112092 - Smells like **** , literally. But I like the creativity. 01/16/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#61 - I remember when people at first hated geckosandcheerios, but I… 01/15/2014 on how to get the ladies +1
#55 - This is spot on. 01/14/2014 on helga +1
#111777 - Good deal. 01/14/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#111776 - No problem dude. 01/14/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#111702 - Do it. 01/14/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#111700 - It might be that she does enjoy that deeper S&M stuff, but…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/14/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #111715 - hauntzor (01/14/2014) [-]
it's alright, we've gotten it all worked out since I made this thread.
User avatar #111777 - pringlez (01/14/2014) [-]
Good deal.

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#95 - hoshasei ONLINE (01/08/2014) [-]
Your **** is terrible and 90% of it is not even **** .
You should never post again.
User avatar #96 to #95 - pringlez ONLINE (01/08/2014) [-]
Wow man, sorry for giving people a chance to find more things to add to their collections. Just because you think it might be bad, other people might like some. Sorry for not fitting your tastes.
User avatar #97 to #96 - hoshasei ONLINE (01/08/2014) [-]
sorry I may have been harsh, but it is not a matter of taste but rather a shear deliberate lack of nudity.
User avatar #91 - crazyolitis (04/07/2013) [-]
You should try it. There's a demo on steam, and I already completely played the main campaign.
User avatar #92 to #91 - pringlez ONLINE (04/07/2013) [-]
Eh. Maybe.
#93 to #92 - crazyolitis (04/07/2013) [-]
You don't have if you don't want to, but I strongly recommend it.
You don't have if you don't want to, but I strongly recommend it.
#94 to #93 - pringlez ONLINE (04/07/2013) [-]
If I find time, I'll download the demo.
If I find time, I'll download the demo.
User avatar #69 - crazyolitis (04/07/2013) [-]
But then again, I usually play on king. Also, on continents and stuff, the AI ALWAYS is the first to settle resources.
User avatar #70 to #69 - pringlez ONLINE (04/07/2013) [-]
Yeah they like to **** me over too.
User avatar #71 to #70 - crazyolitis (04/07/2013) [-]
Also, the AI is quite stupid. I mean, even if they got you by the balls, they still don't attack your cities, or the units just stand there.
User avatar #72 to #71 - pringlez ONLINE (04/07/2013) [-]
I do agree. In one of my game's with my friend, Russia caught me off guard, declared war, and ended up having a military of about 20 units (early game, like not even turn 100, but whatever). I was able to fend off a few, but I told my friend that the game might end up being a quick one. Instead, after killing like 3 units, Catherine decides to just leave. She never attacked back, and I just sat like 7 bowman at my border, just waiting.

They never came.

When I went to attack her even, they weren't there, now that I think about it.
User avatar #73 to #72 - crazyolitis (04/07/2013) [-]
Yeah, I hope they fix that in the new expansion, or the next game.
User avatar #74 to #73 - pringlez ONLINE (04/07/2013) [-]
Hopefully. Heh, you should've seen my face when I decided to march into Russia. I just sat there flabbergasted. But yeah, they need to fix that.
User avatar #75 to #74 - crazyolitis (04/07/2013) [-]
By the way, one tip: If you need to settle your first city, try to settle op on a hill. The early extra production really helps out a lot.
User avatar #76 to #75 - pringlez ONLINE (04/07/2013) [-]
On top of hill next to ocean is where I look. Partly because I rarely play anything besides Elizabeth.
User avatar #77 to #76 - crazyolitis (04/07/2013) [-]
Yeah, by the way, what maps do you play most? Archipelago?
User avatar #78 to #77 - pringlez ONLINE (04/07/2013) [-]
Continents, small continents, or Earth. I know, doesn't work well for England, but it's a bit of a challenge without altering spawn rates or skill.
User avatar #79 to #78 - crazyolitis (04/07/2013) [-]
I wonder if we could play against of with each other.
User avatar #80 to #79 - pringlez ONLINE (04/07/2013) [-]
I think we could when the Mumble server I use gets back on (if you've never heard of Mumble, it's basically Ventrilo).
User avatar #81 to #80 - crazyolitis (04/07/2013) [-]
I've never played multiplayer in civ, so I don't know what you're talking about, honestly.
User avatar #82 to #81 - pringlez ONLINE (04/07/2013) [-]
Mumble is a separate program. Same with Vent. They're just programs to host voice-chat servers. Civ has a text-chat, but it takes up half my screen, so I hate using it.
User avatar #83 to #82 - crazyolitis (04/07/2013) [-]
Ah, I see.
User avatar #84 to #83 - pringlez ONLINE (04/07/2013) [-]
Other than that, it's really no different. Although, you can know what civs are playing with you before you meet them. There's a scoreboard that givesd the names of the civs.
User avatar #85 to #84 - crazyolitis (04/07/2013) [-]
If we could, I'd like to play a game on king or so, and then we against the entire world. By the way, if you like civ, you may like this link: www.reddit.com/r/civ
#87 to #86 - crazyolitis (04/07/2013) [-]
The link or the idea?
The link or the idea?
User avatar #90 to #87 - pringlez ONLINE (04/07/2013) [-]
Have heard of the Tropico series, it never truly caught my eye though.
#88 to #87 - pringlez ONLINE (04/07/2013) [-]
The link.

Uhm. Unrelated.
User avatar #89 to #88 - crazyolitis (04/07/2013) [-]
By the way, ever heard of Tropico 4? Awesome game.
User avatar #47 - crazyolitis (04/07/2013) [-]
He is also the one to *almost* never go to war. He doesn't settle that much new cities and doesn't denounce me for no reason.
User avatar #48 to #47 - pringlez ONLINE (04/07/2013) [-]
I dunno about the first one, he liked to declare a lot when I played with him, granted it was against Nobunaga.
User avatar #49 to #48 - crazyolitis (04/07/2013) [-]
Heh, yeah Oda is always the one to piss other empires off. But, his unique ability, Bushido is awesome.
User avatar #50 to #49 - pringlez ONLINE (04/07/2013) [-]
What does it do?
User avatar #51 to #50 - crazyolitis (04/07/2013) [-]
Wounded units deal the same damage as units with full health.
User avatar #52 to #51 - pringlez ONLINE (04/07/2013) [-]
Wow. Talk about kicking some ass.
User avatar #53 to #52 - crazyolitis (04/07/2013) [-]
Hell yeah. But I like Russia's +1 production per strategic resource and double iron, aluminium and uranium better.
User avatar #54 to #53 - pringlez ONLINE (04/07/2013) [-]
Sounds nice, but Autocracy has fascism which doubles all strategic resources, so you could get that already.
User avatar #55 to #54 - crazyolitis (04/07/2013) [-]
I wonder if it stacks. Anyway, I usually go for order. The science and happiness boost are awesome.
User avatar #56 to #55 - pringlez ONLINE (04/07/2013) [-]
That'd be pretty overpowered if the effects stack. I used to go for order as well until my friend introduced me to the great effects of fascism.
User avatar #57 to #56 - crazyolitis (04/07/2013) [-]
I went with freedom once. It's really good as well, actually. Anyway, with the policy tree I usually do Tradition-liberty-rationalism-commerce-order. Sometimes commerce and rationalism are switched, but I think it's good. Also, quite ironic, using commerce and order.
User avatar #58 to #57 - pringlez ONLINE (04/07/2013) [-]
Which tree is rationalism again? I wanna say that's the other one with Piety.
User avatar #59 to #58 - crazyolitis (04/07/2013) [-]
Rationalism is the one with science. You can't have piety and rationalism at the same time.
User avatar #60 to #59 - pringlez ONLINE (04/07/2013) [-]
Right. I usually go Liberty>Tradition>Commerce>Autocracy>Rationalism
But by that time the game is probably over.
User avatar #61 to #60 - crazyolitis (04/07/2013) [-]
Why do you go with liberty first? I don't know about you, but I want to keep my first worker busy.
User avatar #62 to #61 - pringlez ONLINE (04/07/2013) [-]
I like to get my second city up fairly quickly after starting so I end up having two powerhouse cities late game.
User avatar #63 to #62 - crazyolitis (04/07/2013) [-]
I like to wait a little while. Happiness, you know?
User avatar #64 to #63 - pringlez ONLINE (04/07/2013) [-]
Yeah, I've been having problems with happiness recently actually, and I'm not sure why. I play the same way every game lol.
User avatar #65 to #64 - crazyolitis (04/07/2013) [-]
If you are playing on harder difficulties, you get less base-happiness. Also, luxury resources. By the way, you can increase the number of lux. resources in the advanced menu.
User avatar #68 to #65 - pringlez ONLINE (04/07/2013) [-]
Hm. Apparently I'm better than I thought lol
User avatar #66 to #65 - pringlez ONLINE (04/07/2013) [-]
Yeah, but I find making resources for abundant cheating :p And about the difficulty thing, I was basing my performance solely on games on Prince. Like, my first game on Prince, as soon as I hit 150 happiness, I never dropped below. Then **** happened the next few games. It probably was luxury resources.
User avatar #67 to #66 - crazyolitis (04/07/2013) [-]
You got 150 happiness?! the highest I usually go is like 40. And hey, with increasing the stuff, that means that also other empires improve as well, meaning bigger armies, wars and fun.
User avatar #21 - crazyolitis (04/06/2013) [-]
How about we continue on your profile? Much more orderly.
User avatar #22 to #21 - pringlez ONLINE (04/07/2013) [-]
Sounds fine. And sorry for the absence. I had some important basketball to watch.
User avatar #23 to #22 - crazyolitis (04/07/2013) [-]
No matter, buddy.
User avatar #24 to #23 - pringlez ONLINE (04/07/2013) [-]
So.

What were we talking about?
User avatar #25 to #24 - crazyolitis (04/07/2013) [-]
Family stuff and computer games. Can't completely remember.
User avatar #26 to #25 - pringlez ONLINE (04/07/2013) [-]
Ah yes. Civ and my asshole of a dad.
User avatar #27 to #26 - crazyolitis (04/07/2013) [-]
So... Do you prefer tall or wide empires?
User avatar #28 to #27 - pringlez ONLINE (04/07/2013) [-]
Tall as in less cities, but a lot stronger? And wide as in the opposite? If so, a moderation between the two.
User avatar #29 to #28 - crazyolitis (04/07/2013) [-]
Yes, and yes. I usually start very tall, and mid-game I just conquer the people that annoy me the most. I've got like 4 original cities, and the rest like 20 is all conquered.
User avatar #30 to #29 - pringlez ONLINE (04/07/2013) [-]
That's how I play. In fact, my current game with my bro, I have only 2 original cities (French) and 6 conquered.
like

wat
User avatar #31 to #30 - crazyolitis (04/07/2013) [-]
You like to play multiplayer? By the way, with single player, what difficulty do you play?
User avatar #32 to #31 - pringlez ONLINE (04/07/2013) [-]
I usually play multi with friends (my bro, his friends, my friends, etc.). And on average, I play about a Prince or so. It fits me perfectly. I am currently on a path of playing every difficulty from easiest to hardest. Where do you think I'll start finding difficulty?
User avatar #33 to #32 - crazyolitis (04/07/2013) [-]
Depends on it. What map type do you play? For me, archipelago is the easiest. I play on king, and no difficulty. However, continents on prince are a lot harder for me. I'm bad with early warfare.
User avatar #34 to #33 - pringlez ONLINE (04/07/2013) [-]
I like to play on Earth maps, but I mostly play Prince on continents. Or small continents, just to make sure I get my own continent.
User avatar #35 to #34 - crazyolitis (04/07/2013) [-]
And how fast are you with wonder-building?
User avatar #36 to #35 - pringlez ONLINE (04/07/2013) [-]
Eh. There are some wonders that I have to make sure I get (like the Great Lighthouse when I'm Elizabeth) but a lot of the time, I forget to build some so I get beat out on a couple.
User avatar #37 to #36 - crazyolitis (04/07/2013) [-]
I usually rush for the great library, and go for stonehenge if I can make it. But Macchu Pichu, if possible and all the happiness wonders are mine. If not, all my neighbouring empires feel my wrath.
User avatar #38 to #37 - pringlez ONLINE (04/07/2013) [-]
They usually feel my wrath anyways. Sooner or later they act like a bitch to me, or random denounce, and I tell em (metaphorically, since I can't really) "Aw bitch you dun goofed."

And then I win.
User avatar #39 to #38 - crazyolitis (04/07/2013) [-]
Basically every game. Yeah. You know, most of the time I really want to be a nice guy. Trading, gaining culture and science, having a small army, if any at all. Then, they say that it was foolish of me to trust them- and they get their arses kicked. One thing leads to another, and before I even know it, world domination.
User avatar #46 to #39 - pringlez ONLINE (04/07/2013) [-]
YES. He does whatever I ask of him, and I do whatever he asks of me.
User avatar #44 to #39 - pringlez ONLINE (04/07/2013) [-]
Heh, no. He's usually first on my list because he's always been so easy for me to take over.
User avatar #45 to #44 - crazyolitis (04/07/2013) [-]
You know who is a really cool guy? Kamehameha. He's usually the only one not a digbag to me.
User avatar #42 to #39 - pringlez ONLINE (04/07/2013) [-]
I know Gandhi is actually pretty submissive to me when we're friends, but again. It's probably just me.
User avatar #43 to #42 - crazyolitis (04/07/2013) [-]
Have you played a long enough game for him to make nukes?
User avatar #40 to #39 - pringlez ONLINE (04/07/2013) [-]
Dude, tell me about it. I always end up having the "famed economy" and whenever someone needs some help I would hook them up.
Then they try and blitzkrieg me. It's like, bro, I just gave you half of my treasury.
User avatar #41 to #40 - crazyolitis (04/07/2013) [-]
Yeah, man. If I would have 100 gold every time a civ declared friendship with me, and asked for half my money or a luxury resource the very next turn, I could buy and maintain 400 units late game. However, I wonder if you can also ask stuff from them when you're friends? Like with the demand option.
#1 - SonicTeam (09/28/2012) [-]
COMMENT VIRGINITY RAPED
Hello Pringlez, before I accept your request, I must know the following:
1. Who are you
2. Why did you add me
3. brony or Non-brony
4. Are you an old friend of mine that made another account or simply a new user
5. What's your favorite show and movie

I ask these because I need to pre-screen people. Lately I've been getting idiots who add me only to **** with me. I do not approve of that.
#2 to #1 - pringlez ONLINE (09/28/2012) [-]
1. I am pringlez.
2. I added you because I still think you to be a cool guy unlike everyone else.
3. I am like half-brony I guess. I watch the show, but I don't praise it as a religion.
4. Just a new user.
5. Avatar: The Last Airbender - 21 Jump Street

>mfw I lose comment virginity
#3 to #2 - SonicTeam (09/28/2012) [-]
I find your answers worthy so I accept your friendship. Just so you know, I am a good guy. I'm writing a short bio that I'm gonna post here to tell FJ my success I have created upon my friends here. I'm not a hardcore brony either. I like the show too, but I'm not worshiping it like a religion. I just like how it relates to The Powerpuff Girls and other pop culture references. Oh and you're welcome about the virginity. Who better to pop yours than a popular user. ;)
User avatar #4 to #3 - pringlez ONLINE (09/28/2012) [-]
Woot!

Do I get to be TailsTeam? ;D
User avatar #5 to #4 - SonicTeam (09/28/2012) [-]
You have to earn it my new friend.
#6 to #5 - pringlez ONLINE (09/28/2012) [-]
Fair enough.   
   
For you.
Fair enough.

For you.
#7 to #6 - SonicTeam (09/28/2012) [-]
Thank you. I shall treasure this.
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