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#127637 - So just a practice makes perfect kind of deal?  [+] (1 new reply) 04/15/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #127638 - Nameloc (04/15/2014) [-]
Essentially.
Although I have no experience in this area, just what I heard...

Also, apparently it's pretty rough female during their first time.
#127634 - Yeah we really didn't have much time for foreplay, so maybe th…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/15/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#127641 - anonymous (04/15/2014) [-]
watch porn, take notes.
dont be weird about what kind though and look up normal things
User avatar #127648 - iridium (04/15/2014) [-]
Uh, take this advice with a grain of salt. Pornography generally doesn't consist of the same type of sex as most people have, since it's about what works on camera and the actors are often acting or outright faking it. To many of them it's not about the sex, it's the money. So be cautious of what is practical.
#127631 - My girlfriend and I had sex for the first time today. For me, …  [+] (16 new replies) 04/15/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#127727 - anonymous (04/15/2014) [-]
1. Not all girls breath heavily when having sex
2. If it was her first time, than that's normal
3. Have you talked about it? Feel free to ask her about this kind of stuff
User avatar #127693 - nsfwcontent (04/15/2014) [-]
Long story short guys cum faster than girls so foreplay is a must, go kissing then finger her for a bit, then do some oral if you both feel comfortable with it then sex.

See how it works out and try different things that your both comfortable with as if you aren't comfortable with it then you probably won't enjoy it.
User avatar #127678 - usarmyexplain (04/15/2014) [-]
You are obviously young, you sound little confused and worried. That's totally fine.

It's your first time, for guys it's almost always great, for girls it's usually something less than great.

If she likes what you do with your fingers, do the same thing with you dick. I cant give you specific advice because everyone is different, but watch how her body responds, it knows what she wants even if her mined does not.

Talk to her about what you are doing while you are doing it. Ask her for feedback, and adjust accordingly.
#127672 - yourgaylol (04/15/2014) [-]
she obviously doesn't acknowledge you as the alpha male.

it's best to give her to a more dominant male when she wants to mate.

that way you wont be spreading your beta genes.

it's biology.
User avatar #127659 - saltybanana (04/15/2014) [-]
you need to start off with some foreplay man. its the key

look at porn videos, how i picked up some moves as well
User avatar #127677 - usarmyexplain (04/15/2014) [-]
Worst fucking advise ever.

Porn is not the way people have sex. The sexual positions and activities in porn are chosen to best display nudity and sexual acts to the camera. There is a reason porn stars are paid
User avatar #127707 - saltybanana (04/15/2014) [-]
talking about the foreplay in porn, yeah iknow they go crazy in porn cause of the acting, but i picked up most of my foreplay thru porn
#127811 - usarmyexplain (04/15/2014) [-]
I picked up most of my knowledge of how to sex from talking to sluts experienced women. No one can tell you what a woman wants better than a woman.
User avatar #127892 - saltybanana (04/16/2014) [-]
hmm i guess youre rite, ive learned alot from my ex as well. lot of girls wouold tell me the same. but ijn this dudes case, im pretty sure he doesnt know any "experienced girls"
User avatar #127636 - Nameloc (04/15/2014) [-]
>First time.

Probably sums it up; From what I've heard at least.
User avatar #127637 - pringlez (04/15/2014) [-]
So just a practice makes perfect kind of deal?
User avatar #127638 - Nameloc (04/15/2014) [-]
Essentially.
Although I have no experience in this area, just what I heard...

Also, apparently it's pretty rough female during their first time.
#127633 - anonymous (04/15/2014) [-]
ya gotta warm her up a bit more. like double the foreplay at least. theres a lot more buttons to press than just the on switch
User avatar #127634 - pringlez (04/15/2014) [-]
Yeah we really didn't have much time for foreplay, so maybe that was it. Anything else?
#127641 - anonymous (04/15/2014) [-]
watch porn, take notes.
dont be weird about what kind though and look up normal things
User avatar #127648 - iridium (04/15/2014) [-]
Uh, take this advice with a grain of salt. Pornography generally doesn't consist of the same type of sex as most people have, since it's about what works on camera and the actors are often acting or outright faking it. To many of them it's not about the sex, it's the money. So be cautious of what is practical.
#476 - Why would you do such a thing I'm looking forward to the… 04/10/2014 on More fun with toenails 0
#25 - Ah. Thank you, Anon. 04/09/2014 on Amazing names. Do You agree? 0
#23 - jokexplain, third to last please.  [+] (2 new replies) 04/09/2014 on Amazing names. Do You agree? 0
#24 - anonymous (04/09/2014) [-]
One of the Republican candidates is named "Rich White". Typically rich white people are republicans.
User avatar #25 - pringlez (04/09/2014) [-]
Ah. Thank you, Anon.
#36 - Elbow. 04/08/2014 on Modern Family 0
#1896 - She and the brunette are the reason I cheered for GB women's curling. 03/25/2014 on Hottest Girls on FJ 0
#920 - youaremyhoe's teeth 03/24/2014 on Hottest Girls on FJ 0
#24 - Then the math adds up. Book 1 came out in 97. So the Events of… 03/23/2014 on lol 0
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#95 - hoshasei ONLINE (01/08/2014) [-]
Your NSFW is terrible and 90% of it is not even NSFW.
You should never post again.
User avatar #96 to #95 - pringlez (01/08/2014) [-]
Wow man, sorry for giving people a chance to find more things to add to their collections. Just because you think it might be bad, other people might like some. Sorry for not fitting your tastes.
User avatar #97 to #96 - hoshasei ONLINE (01/08/2014) [-]
sorry I may have been harsh, but it is not a matter of taste but rather a shear deliberate lack of nudity.
User avatar #91 - crazyolitis (04/07/2013) [-]
You should try it. There's a demo on steam, and I already completely played the main campaign.
User avatar #92 to #91 - pringlez (04/07/2013) [-]
Eh. Maybe.
#93 to #92 - crazyolitis (04/07/2013) [-]
You don't have if you don't want to, but I strongly recommend it.
You don't have if you don't want to, but I strongly recommend it.
#94 to #93 - pringlez (04/07/2013) [-]
If I find time, I'll download the demo.
If I find time, I'll download the demo.
User avatar #69 - crazyolitis (04/07/2013) [-]
But then again, I usually play on king. Also, on continents and stuff, the AI ALWAYS is the first to settle resources.
User avatar #70 to #69 - pringlez (04/07/2013) [-]
Yeah they like to **** me over too.
User avatar #71 to #70 - crazyolitis (04/07/2013) [-]
Also, the AI is quite stupid. I mean, even if they got you by the balls, they still don't attack your cities, or the units just stand there.
User avatar #72 to #71 - pringlez (04/07/2013) [-]
I do agree. In one of my game's with my friend, Russia caught me off guard, declared war, and ended up having a military of about 20 units (early game, like not even turn 100, but whatever). I was able to fend off a few, but I told my friend that the game might end up being a quick one. Instead, after killing like 3 units, Catherine decides to just leave. She never attacked back, and I just sat like 7 bowman at my border, just waiting.

They never came.

When I went to attack her even, they weren't there, now that I think about it.
User avatar #73 to #72 - crazyolitis (04/07/2013) [-]
Yeah, I hope they fix that in the new expansion, or the next game.
User avatar #74 to #73 - pringlez (04/07/2013) [-]
Hopefully. Heh, you should've seen my face when I decided to march into Russia. I just sat there flabbergasted. But yeah, they need to fix that.
User avatar #75 to #74 - crazyolitis (04/07/2013) [-]
By the way, one tip: If you need to settle your first city, try to settle op on a hill. The early extra production really helps out a lot.
User avatar #76 to #75 - pringlez (04/07/2013) [-]
On top of hill next to ocean is where I look. Partly because I rarely play anything besides Elizabeth.
User avatar #77 to #76 - crazyolitis (04/07/2013) [-]
Yeah, by the way, what maps do you play most? Archipelago?
User avatar #78 to #77 - pringlez (04/07/2013) [-]
Continents, small continents, or Earth. I know, doesn't work well for England, but it's a bit of a challenge without altering spawn rates or skill.
User avatar #79 to #78 - crazyolitis (04/07/2013) [-]
I wonder if we could play against of with each other.
User avatar #80 to #79 - pringlez (04/07/2013) [-]
I think we could when the Mumble server I use gets back on (if you've never heard of Mumble, it's basically Ventrilo).
User avatar #81 to #80 - crazyolitis (04/07/2013) [-]
I've never played multiplayer in civ, so I don't know what you're talking about, honestly.
User avatar #82 to #81 - pringlez (04/07/2013) [-]
Mumble is a separate program. Same with Vent. They're just programs to host voice-chat servers. Civ has a text-chat, but it takes up half my screen, so I hate using it.
User avatar #83 to #82 - crazyolitis (04/07/2013) [-]
Ah, I see.
User avatar #84 to #83 - pringlez (04/07/2013) [-]
Other than that, it's really no different. Although, you can know what civs are playing with you before you meet them. There's a scoreboard that givesd the names of the civs.
User avatar #85 to #84 - crazyolitis (04/07/2013) [-]
If we could, I'd like to play a game on king or so, and then we against the entire world. By the way, if you like civ, you may like this link: www.reddit.com/r/civ
#87 to #86 - crazyolitis (04/07/2013) [-]
The link or the idea?
The link or the idea?
User avatar #90 to #87 - pringlez (04/07/2013) [-]
Have heard of the Tropico series, it never truly caught my eye though.
#88 to #87 - pringlez (04/07/2013) [-]
The link.

Uhm. Unrelated.
User avatar #89 to #88 - crazyolitis (04/07/2013) [-]
By the way, ever heard of Tropico 4? Awesome game.
User avatar #47 - crazyolitis (04/07/2013) [-]
He is also the one to *almost* never go to war. He doesn't settle that much new cities and doesn't denounce me for no reason.
User avatar #48 to #47 - pringlez (04/07/2013) [-]
I dunno about the first one, he liked to declare a lot when I played with him, granted it was against Nobunaga.
User avatar #49 to #48 - crazyolitis (04/07/2013) [-]
Heh, yeah Oda is always the one to piss other empires off. But, his unique ability, Bushido is awesome.
User avatar #50 to #49 - pringlez (04/07/2013) [-]
What does it do?
User avatar #51 to #50 - crazyolitis (04/07/2013) [-]
Wounded units deal the same damage as units with full health.
User avatar #52 to #51 - pringlez (04/07/2013) [-]
Wow. Talk about kicking some ass.
User avatar #53 to #52 - crazyolitis (04/07/2013) [-]
Hell yeah. But I like Russia's +1 production per strategic resource and double iron, aluminium and uranium better.
User avatar #54 to #53 - pringlez (04/07/2013) [-]
Sounds nice, but Autocracy has fascism which doubles all strategic resources, so you could get that already.
User avatar #55 to #54 - crazyolitis (04/07/2013) [-]
I wonder if it stacks. Anyway, I usually go for order. The science and happiness boost are awesome.
User avatar #56 to #55 - pringlez (04/07/2013) [-]
That'd be pretty overpowered if the effects stack. I used to go for order as well until my friend introduced me to the great effects of fascism.
User avatar #57 to #56 - crazyolitis (04/07/2013) [-]
I went with freedom once. It's really good as well, actually. Anyway, with the policy tree I usually do Tradition-liberty-rationalism-commerce-order. Sometimes commerce and rationalism are switched, but I think it's good. Also, quite ironic, using commerce and order.
User avatar #58 to #57 - pringlez (04/07/2013) [-]
Which tree is rationalism again? I wanna say that's the other one with Piety.
User avatar #59 to #58 - crazyolitis (04/07/2013) [-]
Rationalism is the one with science. You can't have piety and rationalism at the same time.
User avatar #60 to #59 - pringlez (04/07/2013) [-]
Right. I usually go Liberty>Tradition>Commerce>Autocracy>Rationalism
But by that time the game is probably over.
User avatar #61 to #60 - crazyolitis (04/07/2013) [-]
Why do you go with liberty first? I don't know about you, but I want to keep my first worker busy.
User avatar #62 to #61 - pringlez (04/07/2013) [-]
I like to get my second city up fairly quickly after starting so I end up having two powerhouse cities late game.
User avatar #63 to #62 - crazyolitis (04/07/2013) [-]
I like to wait a little while. Happiness, you know?
User avatar #64 to #63 - pringlez (04/07/2013) [-]
Yeah, I've been having problems with happiness recently actually, and I'm not sure why. I play the same way every game lol.
User avatar #65 to #64 - crazyolitis (04/07/2013) [-]
If you are playing on harder difficulties, you get less base-happiness. Also, luxury resources. By the way, you can increase the number of lux. resources in the advanced menu.
User avatar #68 to #65 - pringlez (04/07/2013) [-]
Hm. Apparently I'm better than I thought lol
User avatar #66 to #65 - pringlez (04/07/2013) [-]
Yeah, but I find making resources for abundant cheating :p And about the difficulty thing, I was basing my performance solely on games on Prince. Like, my first game on Prince, as soon as I hit 150 happiness, I never dropped below. Then **** happened the next few games. It probably was luxury resources.
User avatar #67 to #66 - crazyolitis (04/07/2013) [-]
You got 150 happiness?! the highest I usually go is like 40. And hey, with increasing the stuff, that means that also other empires improve as well, meaning bigger armies, wars and fun.
User avatar #21 - crazyolitis (04/06/2013) [-]
How about we continue on your profile? Much more orderly.
User avatar #22 to #21 - pringlez (04/07/2013) [-]
Sounds fine. And sorry for the absence. I had some important basketball to watch.
User avatar #23 to #22 - crazyolitis (04/07/2013) [-]
No matter, buddy.
User avatar #24 to #23 - pringlez (04/07/2013) [-]
So.

What were we talking about?
User avatar #25 to #24 - crazyolitis (04/07/2013) [-]
Family stuff and computer games. Can't completely remember.
User avatar #26 to #25 - pringlez (04/07/2013) [-]
Ah yes. Civ and my ******* of a dad.
User avatar #27 to #26 - crazyolitis (04/07/2013) [-]
So... Do you prefer tall or wide empires?
User avatar #28 to #27 - pringlez (04/07/2013) [-]
Tall as in less cities, but a lot stronger? And wide as in the opposite? If so, a moderation between the two.
User avatar #29 to #28 - crazyolitis (04/07/2013) [-]
Yes, and yes. I usually start very tall, and mid-game I just conquer the people that annoy me the most. I've got like 4 original cities, and the rest like 20 is all conquered.
User avatar #30 to #29 - pringlez (04/07/2013) [-]
That's how I play. In fact, my current game with my bro, I have only 2 original cities (French) and 6 conquered.
like

wat
User avatar #31 to #30 - crazyolitis (04/07/2013) [-]
You like to play multiplayer? By the way, with single player, what difficulty do you play?
User avatar #32 to #31 - pringlez (04/07/2013) [-]
I usually play multi with friends (my bro, his friends, my friends, etc.). And on average, I play about a Prince or so. It fits me perfectly. I am currently on a path of playing every difficulty from easiest to hardest. Where do you think I'll start finding difficulty?
User avatar #33 to #32 - crazyolitis (04/07/2013) [-]
Depends on it. What map type do you play? For me, archipelago is the easiest. I play on king, and no difficulty. However, continents on prince are a lot harder for me. I'm bad with early warfare.
User avatar #34 to #33 - pringlez (04/07/2013) [-]
I like to play on Earth maps, but I mostly play Prince on continents. Or small continents, just to make sure I get my own continent.
User avatar #35 to #34 - crazyolitis (04/07/2013) [-]
And how fast are you with wonder-building?
User avatar #36 to #35 - pringlez (04/07/2013) [-]
Eh. There are some wonders that I have to make sure I get (like the Great Lighthouse when I'm Elizabeth) but a lot of the time, I forget to build some so I get beat out on a couple.
User avatar #37 to #36 - crazyolitis (04/07/2013) [-]
I usually rush for the great library, and go for stonehenge if I can make it. But Macchu Pichu, if possible and all the happiness wonders are mine. If not, all my neighbouring empires feel my wrath.
User avatar #38 to #37 - pringlez (04/07/2013) [-]
They usually feel my wrath anyways. Sooner or later they act like a bitch to me, or random denounce, and I tell em (metaphorically, since I can't really) "Aw bitch you dun goofed."

And then I win.
User avatar #39 to #38 - crazyolitis (04/07/2013) [-]
Basically every game. Yeah. You know, most of the time I really want to be a nice guy. Trading, gaining culture and science, having a small army, if any at all. Then, they say that it was foolish of me to trust them- and they get their arses kicked. One thing leads to another, and before I even know it, world domination.
User avatar #46 to #39 - pringlez (04/07/2013) [-]
YES. He does whatever I ask of him, and I do whatever he asks of me.
User avatar #44 to #39 - pringlez (04/07/2013) [-]
Heh, no. He's usually first on my list because he's always been so easy for me to take over.
User avatar #45 to #44 - crazyolitis (04/07/2013) [-]
You know who is a really cool guy? Kamehameha. He's usually the only one not a digbag to me.
User avatar #42 to #39 - pringlez (04/07/2013) [-]
I know Gandhi is actually pretty ********** to me when we're friends, but again. It's probably just me.
User avatar #43 to #42 - crazyolitis (04/07/2013) [-]
Have you played a long enough game for him to make nukes?
User avatar #40 to #39 - pringlez (04/07/2013) [-]
Dude, tell me about it. I always end up having the "famed economy" and whenever someone needs some help I would hook them up.
Then they try and blitzkrieg me. It's like, bro, I just gave you half of my treasury.
User avatar #41 to #40 - crazyolitis (04/07/2013) [-]
Yeah, man. If I would have 100 gold every time a civ declared friendship with me, and asked for half my money or a luxury resource the very next turn, I could buy and maintain 400 units late game. However, I wonder if you can also ask stuff from them when you're friends? Like with the demand option.
#1 - SonicTeam (09/28/2012) [-]
COMMENT VIRGINITY RAPED
Hello Pringlez, before I accept your request, I must know the following:
1. Who are you
2. Why did you add me
3. brony or Non-brony
4. Are you an old friend of mine that made another account or simply a new user
5. What's your favorite show and movie

I ask these because I need to pre-screen people. Lately I've been getting idiots who add me only to **** with me. I do not approve of that.
#2 to #1 - pringlez (09/28/2012) [-]
1. I am pringlez.
2. I added you because I still think you to be a cool guy unlike everyone else.
3. I am like half-brony I guess. I watch the show, but I don't praise it as a religion.
4. Just a new user.
5. Avatar: The Last Airbender - 21 Jump Street

>mfw I lose comment virginity
#3 to #2 - SonicTeam (09/28/2012) [-]
I find your answers worthy so I accept your friendship. Just so you know, I am a good guy. I'm writing a short bio that I'm gonna post here to tell FJ my success I have created upon my friends here. I'm not a ******** brony either. I like the show too, but I'm not worshiping it like a religion. I just like how it relates to The Powerpuff Girls and other pop culture references. Oh and you're welcome about the virginity. Who better to pop yours than a popular user. ;)
User avatar #4 to #3 - pringlez (09/28/2012) [-]
Woot!

Do I get to be TailsTeam? ;D
User avatar #5 to #4 - SonicTeam (09/28/2012) [-]
You have to earn it my new friend.
#6 to #5 - pringlez (09/28/2012) [-]
Fair enough.   
   
For you.
Fair enough.

For you.
#7 to #6 - SonicTeam (09/28/2012) [-]
Thank you. I shall treasure this.
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