URL DIDN'T DELETE!!!

THEY'RE BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FUCK YEAH

http://boards.4chan.org/b/res/337714426

Hahahahahahaha i still have the cruiser!

Fucking EPIC THREAD!!!!

God i love /b/

EPICEST!!

God we all love /b/

I think I'm gonna head over to /k/ now...

*gasp*......... /k/ sounds like heaven!

Imma stay on this thread and see where it goes

It's FUCKING AMAZING!!!! too bad i'm a summer fag.

I love /k/ despite the fact I don't know shit about weaponry but I would love to learn one day.

Tell if it gets awesomer

No way I'm the summerest summer fag

I know just a tiny bit haahhahaa.

Umm.... looks like there will be no winning for the oldfags :(. Damn bronies, summerfags, and new fags.

Hahahahahah i'm officially becoming a lurker after today! That thread cannot be denied of being the most epic thread EVAR!!!!

Hahaha damn you!!

Damn..

Hahaha i think the top 5 funniest things I've seen on this site have been screencaps of /b/ threads

Well i do live in the country so...... I've got some guns.

I know.... Either an Oldfag called for quits, or a summerfag/broniefag called himself an oldfag.

/b/ is fucking hilarious. And all the /b/ guys i have run into are pretty damn awesome.

Damn my Californian life...

Funnyjunk is just /b/'s retarded baby brother

Hahahahahaah it's all good bro, you've got more guns around you in the city than i do in the country.

I wouldn't say that. That would be cruel to /b/.

FunnyJunk is an image dump site that got arrogant.

Hahahah true but I dont use any!

True...

Damn that's true.

I only speak the TRUTH!!!

If only you weren't such a NEWFAG!!!

YOU"RE A NEWFAG ALSO!!!!

I PROBABLY HAVE THE MOST LIKED COMMENT EVER!!!

Hey!! The thumbs came onto me first!

hahahahahahahaha, are you really pulling the thumbs card?

MAX COMMENTS!!!

Shit shit bail its alazandar!!

YOUR JUST JEALOUS!

YOU FORGET WHO OUTRANKS YOU

I feel..fabulous

Exactly!

Hahahahahahaha Too bad its only a word changer.

Well I should probably stop talking to newfags like you...I'm kinda a big deal now

Hmmm... thats a good............... wait a second. Don't you get all high and mighty on me bro. Imma rank 2!

I have 600 thumbs with 1 comment!! I AM GAWDMIN

If you are Gawdmin...... bring 4chan here. Integrate the 2 sites.

Eh sounds like a lot of work...

But if you are gawdmin, you can!

O it was alazandar's profile!!

Yes they really are. Very much a sir.
Damn to bad..

lol, it's cool though, hella people were hating on me, it was kind of funny. I got like neg 100 thumbs from his post XD. good times. oh and check this out if you want a free account, just gotta be lucky at rolling.

http://funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/2239764/Well+It+s+Time+To+Go/

O damn...

O where are you going?

back home for work on an air force base, then building a cabin on our property.

O alright alright

Never forget it...Hahahah

Oh i won't XD it seems the tollerent people come out at night

Very true..past the 12 year olds bedtimes probably..I shouldn't be talking nevermind

Hahahahahahaha


Is it past your bed time.. ah

Low shot man..low shot

Well shit bro, you said you shouldn't be talking about bedtimes...

Don't worry, I'm half asleep XD

True...

Damn I probably should go to bed soon..

Hahahaha...

Same. Same. but omegle is so damn tempting.

Hahaha actually I probably will soon

Hahahahah well my fellow "knight of FJ" and half-brother. I bid you good night.

At least it's not full of memes

.... *sniffle* HE WAS SO NICE!!!!!!

All the FJ guys are fags..

or as they call themselves.... knights of FJ hahahaha

Hahaha well i think it sounds badass..

Yeah it sounds badass, but the people are fags... soooo..

12 year old fags at that

Indeed.... I like Omegle XD

So much omegle...I find it quite amusing for the time being

Oh.........

I meant the actual site. I met 2 nice people. :)

Oh....

Awkward for me. Damn thats surprising.

Lol I just saw...janda

Hahahahaha why is that supprising.

I'm not doing to dick video chat.

Do you like him?

Hahaha idk

Yes quite alot

XD suprisingly he is doing better thumb wise than Spinny.

O damn..

*sniffle* you called me a cool fag XD

You are the only one who understood!

I occasionally toss your name around...

Ah thanks brother.


*damn i feel like a fool* but...... understood what?

Just my reference to you

Hahahaha Shit, i feel like i'm being advertised.

kinda wanted to post what i told you via janda

Damn I really don't pay attention...

What did you say again?

It's all good.

"*sniffle* you called me a cool fag"

OH YEAH!!!

What did you do???

Imma have to ditch, to create my new monster.

Yes!! Fat Ben?

Give me some of the links where you troll..I'll try to help

Hahahah I was planning on it!!

Hahahaha good. I wouldn't want your only hope for survival on this site dying XD

Damn it not site... profile

would you like to have "interwebz"???

Do not understand second statement...

I made a profile called interwebz but have yet to use it.

I just used it for 1 comment as a joke.

Isn't it possible to share a profile...

Yeah i guess so. i don't know if we can both be on at the same time though...

that would be fucking hilarious

Just talking back and forth!

People would think you are delusional.

'We' are delusional...

I do believe that you are the one who is delusional

No sir it is you!

The monster is born...

Shit bro i can't tell when you post anything hahahahaha
it doesn't show up.

Hehehe..

Oh you just wait.... i lied.

Spinny got flagged so he's down for another 7 or so hours.

Damn!!

Shit... shit.. shit... i just realized something....

Either:
A. we lock down "theinterwebz" profile so no one can view it
or
B. we delete all comments "it" (i shall from now on call it, it) has made

cuz it all shoots back to us.. and your profile

Motherfucker....

But............ JarsandAnus will be up soon

Do not know who that is...again

You genius motherfucker...

Thank you :D

I will pray for you good friend...

Hurray!!! i got a proxy up :D

Oh its okay. I start work tomorrow so i should be busy anyways :D

Thank god for school as well..

oh yeah... YOUR STILL IN SCHOOL!!!!

hahahahhahaa, oh man....

I'm sorry bro

June 21!!!!

God damn, i feel sorry for you!

Me to...

Wait what what what???

:D

I don't understand...

I've started commenting.

Oooh alright

Well you can figure that shit out...

Hahahah thats pretty hilarious how everyone hates on her.

*sigh* if only i wasn't so scared... actually it's probably a good thing.
Well what we can do is create Troll accounts and if they get IP banned, then i guess we are free from this faggotry of a site and if we need/want to, can communicate via FB.

And then roam the great expanse of 4chan...

Sounds like a good plan.

Although this site issss easier to troll...

Yeah, you would need zippo cat and CP for /b/..... but then again you would get permabanned for CP

Maybe we could learn the ways through other trolls around the site.

Imma make SPINNY and hopefully learn how to troll

Thank you!

Just look for Spinny... though i must admit i'm a terrible troll

Pff how hard could it be...

I'm too nice of a person and am having actual conversations.

Hahaha damn you!

YOU MUST JOIN ME!!!!!

Yeah pm was pissing me off anyway.

Ancietfag is good

I hate how you get notifications about PMs. It fucking sucks. At least MM's ended......... Actually, i haven't been MM forever. It's weird. I actually miss the days when i would have about 7 MMs just waiting to be read.


Ancientfag it is

Yeah old days..totally.

Ahah I saw some post today about god telling everyone how he will fix the 'glitches' in life. I almost commented saying you sir are gawdmin...

Hahahaha the sad thing is... the old days were only about a month ago. Damn everything moves so fast on the internet.

You so should have!!!!!!

Hey on that link you sent....... i decided i was going to gore thread it up.

Damn I should have....

Nice!

Yeah, so we will see if i get banned XD

Pff no one will see that...

I noticed that it was an anon though so they might have been trolling...

That is a positive and also a negative. we need to add some corruption to these fools. They are not yet used to the internet.

I don't know. I wouldn't be surprised to see a user upload that.

I can see why the other sites hate us...

Neither would I. It is very depressing to think I am a part of the ignorant and annoying young fags at the site.

Indeed. I really want to become a troll like Ms. Bluewaffle, but i need some proxies to hide behind before i do that.

Yeah, I wish i had joined the internet back when /b/ was new and FJ was fresh.

Hmm you should...

Well I know I do.

You're hiding behind proxies. You lucky son of a bitch. I'm always scared of having who ever's IP address i'm using back track and hack me.

I'd be............

SPINNY!!!!
And use the meat spin gif for a couple of reasons.
1. Meat Spin makes me laugh
2. Meat Spin is a great place to start.
3. You can move up to 1 man 1 jar from Meat spin

Lucky bastard.

I would greatly fear you..

Hahahahaha have you heard of Ms. Bluewaffle???


also, do you remember Fat ben or the Puddi Army and Madtv

Hahaha no to both...

WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You must have not been a radical new FJer like i was.

LOL
I never ran across Ms. Bluewaffle, but supposedly she was a major troll, back when i was new.
Fat Ben had an army and they would spam pages with "FAT BEN MADE POOP" and would upload pictures of toilets over flowing with shit.
the Puddi Army would spam all front pages with "PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI"
Madtv was just a rather successful troll, he knew where to hit lol

HOW DID I MISS THIS???

I have no idea.

I thing i might have run across a Fat Ben remnant.
I actually miss the troll days :S. FJ needs to be shaken up.

Lets start a new troll army...

This actually makes me think.....
There are 2 sides to the story. Side 1. The side we are currently view on. We believe that we need trolls. Trolls to shake up FJ, to force the skittish newfags off of this site. To corrupt this site. To bring it back to its core.
Side 2. The side i just realized. We are the ones being trolled. We are being trolled by FJ. We are being trolled by memes, ignorance, and similar shit like that. Hell we are even being trolled by A dmin, by taking away our freedoms, by urging on the faggotry that is building and oozing in this site. The people whose eyes are open are the ones being trolled and we don't even notice it. We have become so used to the idiotic nature cast upon this site, that we don't even realize we are the ones who are being trolled.

Well first i need a proxy so fagmin doesn't permantly fuck me over by IP banning me.

LOL http://funnyjunk.com/user/MsBlueWaffle

Read her comments it's fucking hilarious. She didn't even troll

Most of which would just be sitting their complaining..

Damnit this site is so full of bullshit...

:D absolutely.

Welcome to MemeJunk where we bitch about every other site. Steal from every other site. And think we are the shit.

And guess what???
We even invented our own words. Burnt and Crunchy!!!! So you also, can know when a certain combination of overused Memes have been used before.

Double damnit..

Double dose of truth

Exactly and bitching about Reddit.

Gawdmin indeed.

We would have Fagmin and Gawdmin....

Evil and Good.

Who will the oldfags follow...

Shit........... oldfags like evil, but they don't like fagmin.

Boom

Boom?

fun game

I meant boom as in that's the sound of your mind being blown.

Game?

Hmmmm.... but as gawdmin you will have to solve all our issues, and make FJ amazing again.


Yeah it was an old mac game. A lot like Bomberman, but funner because enemies had special powers.

<----- Screen shot of Boom

Fuck I'm out..

Bomberman is the shit! Guess I'm not that large of a newfag to life..

Need to play that soon

You can't quit!!! Your must become Gawdmin.


I loved boom. I actually liked it better than bomberman :S

Damn my responsibility!!!

Woah..

Well as long as fagmin doesn't pop in i think you are safe.


Yeah, It's FUCKING EPIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!

We will have to duel..

OH YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!

It would be the most amazing duel ever.

Would go on for days!!

Maybe even weeks or months.

It would hit every major news organization.

We would only fight with medieval swords...

100 bitch

Hmmm..... what if we could raise our own armies? I mean make it a whole real life medieval war. With castles and all that shit???

WOOT!!!!! 101 Triple digits.

The FunnyJunk war..to release all the users from the tyranny of fagmin!!

Pretty much 1000..

Damn.... An FJ war. I resign. I don't want a bunch of 12 and 13 year olds killing themselves in order to save this site from a 25-30 year old tyrant.


1000..... next step

Yes genius!!

Hmmmm...... but first we must find a glorious topic to have an epic conversation with. Then you too can reach the 1,000 MARK

I must find more glorious friends!

ummmm.... All my other glorious friends left... or do not talk much.

DAMN..we must create a section on FJ to find glorious people...

hahahahaha.

THE GLORIOUS SECTION!!!

I could see that... failing. All the glorious people wouldn't join because they are GLORIOUS!

Now an AWESOME OR NOT section would be great.

Hahahah most likely

Glorious or GTFO

Hmmm...

I like that proposition.

WE MUST TELL FAGMIN!!!!!

I'm sure Fagmin already checks my profile regularly.

I'm sure he is all over this page.

I bet he's like, "Who the hell is princesstimmy. And why the fuck does his friend keep talking about a person called Fagmin..... Fag min... Fagmin.... FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

O Fagmin you so funny.

I would probably fear for my account and start laughing if fagmin replied to your comment.

We would accept him into our conversation.

I..... I don't know if i could.

I think i would feel awkward.

Well I would!

You would just go offline..

good point.... I would become a phantom XD

Me and Fagmin would bond like fuck!!

And then you would have 1 million comments. Reach rank 40, and become the new Fagmin.... It would be a duo of Fagmins.

You really think that low of me!!

No you would be gawdmin.

Pretty good man..just saw Super 8

Thats great.

How was the movie?

God damn amazing. Put it on the list of movies to watch.

How was your day?

Hahahaha Ight i will... I still need to make the list.



Ummm... shitty at first, but its gotten better.

Hmm alright alright.

I've never noticed this before, but you were on this site a hell ova lot longer than i have been.

Holy shit I just looked up at my profile to see...and well holy shit.

Damn son, how are you going to explain yourself?

Pff I need to stop talking to newfags like you.

O god I'm only rank 4.

O god I care about ranking!!

Compared to you....... I might as well be a summer fag.

O god when i met you i don't think you had posted anything yet.

O god, don't become a thumb whore!!! What ever you do, rank up, become fagmin, etc., Don't become a thumb whore!!

O damn...

Now I remembered when we first met!! So magical...

Im so sorry!!

hmm.... technically speaking i would be a winter fag, but oh well.

Hahahaha you said i was going to get laid. hahahahahaha

WHAT!?!?!?!?! you've already become a thu mb whore??

Hahahaha yeah that chick made the post about her dog!

No neverrrrr!! Thumds are pointless!

hahahahaha Your comment was so random it made me laugh. I was so lost after you wrote it. Like, "What the Fuck is he talking about?"

Down wit thumds Up with pinkies.... I'm kidding.

Hahahah then I saw you in a comic or something and commented about it!

Actually I read some rant..that I quite liked..and the guy said adfin should make it so you have to thumd up or down to go to the next page.

Yeah, you said i was famous... It made me even more confused.

LOL good ole ScarySnowman, he'll put you in his comics if you ask him to.

I rather dislike that proposition because in the way I see it. If someone is forced to thumb, then more often than not they will thumb down out of irritation. And if that happens then new users will be wiped out... (which could be a good thing???) and content will decrease... (which also might be a good thing???)

Are people really that terrible..? I mean most times I'm to lazy to thumb so thats why.

You haven't seen the people who go through comment sections and just thumbs everything down???

Yeah, i've got a low view of people. And after that fag user TigerWoods, i've got an even lower view of people.

Damn people...

Why can't they all be like me?!?

I do not know.

Curse people who ebb on my cynical nature!!

DAMN IT!!!!
http : // [url deleted] / showcomment / 22559165 / #c3747

or just look on ArnoldBusks page

Not a friend!!

Just tell me!

He said that he has been trying to talk to Fagmin and Fagmin won't listen to him.

God damnit...

Fuck it I'm going over to funlol

You've got to be shitting me. Funlol is dead

Nooooooooooooooo

I would suggest sites like /b/ or something like that.

Not Fun LOL

Love /b/...

Ahaha just joshin no funlol. But it's a hilarious demonstration of everyone here at FJ telling Reddot to chill out when they go to funlol to tell them they are faggots.

Hurrah!!!!

big brother gave us back shit :D
Obviously something got through to him!
Maybe there is hope after all :D..... or maybe it was just a scheme to make us forget how terrible FJ has become.

Yeah, FJ likes to bash on everyone. I mean what do you expect when most of the community is around 13.

What did we get back?!

2) Links are now allowed again. Sorry about that.

5) You can upload copyrighted content / comics if the author gives you permission. I won't be removing accounts if someone posted something copyrighted, just please flag it.

God yessssss

LOL so actually we got.... Nothing back other than our links.

Its a start...

Indeed............

sorry i'm blanking a start to what?
What else has fagmin taken away?

Shucks, nevermind i just am messing with the script and nothing changes.

I do not understand...

I was trying to figure out how to change stuff.... but when i tried to change the variable, i only ended up changing the image.

A.k.a. i went to your comment and i made it look like you had +4 thumbs and then i refreshed and it went back down to +3

Still don't quite...but ok.

I was trying to figure out how to give extra thumbs.

I don't even know what i was doing XD, so don't feel lost.

So how's life?

At the moment terrible(literally just had the worst cramp of my leg in my calf for about 5 minutes and it was the worst pain in my life) but in general pretty great.

You?

Oh, dude i hate when that happens :S. Thats good.


Umm... I'm doing pretty good. I mean i've only got 2 days of High School left XD. So how bad can i be.

Damn you I'm not free to be embraced by the arms of summer until June 21...

Really?? That sucks bigtime!!

June 21 is extremely late :S
We always got off around June 6th

Bastard...

So any crazy happenings lately?

Hahahaha

Umm... No not really, i finished my car. Supposedly my friends saw a dead guy when they were driving home from a birthday party. I didn't go :(.

Same..not the dead guy thing just the not to many crazy things.

Curse our normal lives

Damn i wish my life was more exciting

Join the army..?

Considered it and decided i was too much of a pussy. XD

Though i really should serve the country and not just mooch off of it.

LOL i got in a fight with a user named Tiger Woods and he thumbed down all my content XD

Maybe after college(if I can afford it) and I cannot find a job...

Son of a bitch.

Why did you get in a fight with him?

Same, i'm going to have to pull major loans out for college :S

It was over the whole censored fight.

*red-dit

What were you talking about in the fight?

Thank god..now I know what that means...

http://funnyjunk.com/showcomment/21615472/#c8

Wasn't even really a fight, but he flipped out. The original comment was down by -10 and someone bumped it up.

Haha no homo man.