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#4 - I don't want to remember 07/18/2016 on Puberty +2
#14 - That's not how God works you filthy sinner .  [+] (23 new replies) 07/18/2016 on Comp from Elsewhere 37 +9
#15 - bandetx (07/18/2016) [-]
Muh triggers! he insulted my imaginary judging daddy figure.
#16 - priestoftheoldones (07/18/2016) [-]
You are just an angry manchild, throwing a tantrum because your life is full of sorrow. God judges us all, and he has obviously judged you negatively.
#17 - bandetx (07/18/2016) [-]
The hobos on the streets outside my office asking me for change and saying God bless every day are living lives full of sorrow.
#18 - priestoftheoldones (07/18/2016) [-]
Sadness is not black and white, it is a spectrum, humans can feel varying degrees of emotion, but I'm sure you don't understand things like that, you only understand your ponies and fedoras.
#19 - bandetx (07/18/2016) [-]
You just said that after claiming I wasn't happy. By your own logic I can be completely happy and you just might not be able to comprehend it.
#20 - priestoftheoldones (07/18/2016) [-]
And here you twist my words, I never went back on my word of "Your life is full of sorrow", I only said that there are those who are sadder than you. I said that you are obviously not smart enough to comprehend the fine details of emotion, and you immediately fail to understand what I said. You are lost without God.
#21 - bandetx (07/18/2016) [-]
you falsely believe that people need direction from a higher power. Why don't you believe that people are capable of being independent? Why would your God give you free will only to make you cling to his coat tails and not be capable of choosing what to do for yourself?
User avatar
#29 - trollmobile (07/18/2016) [-]
the devil gave us free will
god wanted us as obedient puzzle pieces.
#37 - constructivechaos (07/19/2016) [-]
You just say that because sometimes doing whats right isn't as fun and you use that as an excuse to get off without doing anything hard or worthwhile.
User avatar
#39 - trollmobile (07/19/2016) [-]
i am a non-believer.
i am just speaking of what the bible says, i believe neither god nor the devil to exist, or have ever existed.
#28 - iamchicken (07/18/2016) [-]
why does this make you so salty.

fuck sake dude people don't all have the same beliefs no need to get so astronomically triggered over the fact that people believe in a higher power.

some people just click with religion the same way someone can click with math and shit.
User avatar
#30 - trollmobile (07/18/2016) [-]
religion killed 81 of my countrymen a couple of years ago.
it has killed tens of thousands around the world since then.
User avatar
#31 - iamchicken (07/18/2016) [-]
yeah but not every man of faith causes people to die.
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#32 - trollmobile (07/18/2016) [-]
no, nor does every bullet shot at a man kill him.
that does not mean we should shoot.
religion teaches anti-critical thinking.
it teaches not to question
it teaches not to doubt.
these are dangerous teachings when coupled with any form of passion for anything.
the teachings of the abrahamic religions are poison in the minds of humans.
and that poison has driven innumerable of them, and will continue to drive innumerable more among them, to kill others, to mutilate eachother and others, and to subjugate and opress.
User avatar
#33 - iamchicken (07/18/2016) [-]
well golly gee that's not at all what i've experienced in my lifetime of going to churches.

in fact i've been taught quite the opposite.

I've been to quite a few seminars hosted by my pastor which did nothing but teach us how to view the bible with a critical eye and to question things and not to just sit there and be spoon fed everything.

Even if we decide that the church is no longer something we need in our lives after the fact. So long as we go about our lives trying to be as Christ-like as possible (ie good, charitable, understanding and the like)

but i do see where you're coming from. the puritanical and hardcore traditional places of faith across the world which host the abrahamic religions cause infinitely more harm than good to themselves and the land around them.
User avatar
#35 - trollmobile (07/18/2016) [-]
that is one church, one pastor.
for sure, there are more like that out there, but the overwhelming majority, are not.
i have been to church, i live in a traditionally christian country, i have listened to pastors, i have heard preachings from around the world. only once in a blue moon do i hear anything like what you describe.
and i'm sorry, but it matters null what one pastor teaches, it is what the overwhelming majority teaches, that causes the harm, and it is what poisons the people that follow them.
User avatar
#36 - iamchicken (07/18/2016) [-]
And so that's why smaller cases like that are trying desperately to get their teachings spread as the majority.

Things like MegaChurches in my mind, which i've seen do nothing but preach falsehoods, need to be broken up but sadly that's not happening anytime soon.
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#41 - trollmobile (07/19/2016) [-]
the raw text also teaches ani-critical thinking and blind obedience.
your pastor taught you otherwise, but that does not change what is written in the bible.
#42 - priestoftheoldones (07/19/2016) [-]
>He took the Pucci shitposting seriously
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#43 - trollmobile (07/19/2016) [-]
i never replied to your posts, i replied to the other guy.
#22 - priestoftheoldones (07/18/2016) [-]
I believe that everyone has free will, God only suggests the way our life will go, it is our job to make the most of what God has given us. We Humans are independent, but not entirely so, we need God, but we are not entirely dependent upon him.
#24 - bandetx (07/18/2016) [-]
"nah brah just do what u want it's cool, but if u don't do what I say enjoy eternal damnation for jerking off that time when u was 12."


You worship a total jackass. Reevaluate your life.
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#34 - iamchicken (07/18/2016) [-]
>what is asking for forgiveness before God

unless you're one of those strange denomination the whole point of Jesus dying was for our sins and paying the ultimate price and all that. and when you sin it is up to you to decide if you want to reconcile before God.

and it doesn't even have to be some on your knees, in a church, before a pastor, on sunday, weepy heartfelt, soulpouring thing. it can just be a quick little prayer.

I've been taught so long as you don't purposefully indulge in a life of sin and debauchery then you are good in the eyes of god.
#12 - What are you doing? Doubting God?! Have fun in hell sinner .  [+] (25 new replies) 07/18/2016 on Comp from Elsewhere 37 +4
#13 - bandetx (07/18/2016) [-]
Perhaps your God should go to hell for making me an atheist.
#14 - priestoftheoldones (07/18/2016) [-]
That's not how God works you filthy sinner.
#15 - bandetx (07/18/2016) [-]
Muh triggers! he insulted my imaginary judging daddy figure.
#16 - priestoftheoldones (07/18/2016) [-]
You are just an angry manchild, throwing a tantrum because your life is full of sorrow. God judges us all, and he has obviously judged you negatively.
#17 - bandetx (07/18/2016) [-]
The hobos on the streets outside my office asking me for change and saying God bless every day are living lives full of sorrow.
#18 - priestoftheoldones (07/18/2016) [-]
Sadness is not black and white, it is a spectrum, humans can feel varying degrees of emotion, but I'm sure you don't understand things like that, you only understand your ponies and fedoras.
#19 - bandetx (07/18/2016) [-]
You just said that after claiming I wasn't happy. By your own logic I can be completely happy and you just might not be able to comprehend it.
#20 - priestoftheoldones (07/18/2016) [-]
And here you twist my words, I never went back on my word of "Your life is full of sorrow", I only said that there are those who are sadder than you. I said that you are obviously not smart enough to comprehend the fine details of emotion, and you immediately fail to understand what I said. You are lost without God.
#21 - bandetx (07/18/2016) [-]
you falsely believe that people need direction from a higher power. Why don't you believe that people are capable of being independent? Why would your God give you free will only to make you cling to his coat tails and not be capable of choosing what to do for yourself?
User avatar
#29 - trollmobile (07/18/2016) [-]
the devil gave us free will
god wanted us as obedient puzzle pieces.
#37 - constructivechaos (07/19/2016) [-]
You just say that because sometimes doing whats right isn't as fun and you use that as an excuse to get off without doing anything hard or worthwhile.
User avatar
#39 - trollmobile (07/19/2016) [-]
i am a non-believer.
i am just speaking of what the bible says, i believe neither god nor the devil to exist, or have ever existed.
#28 - iamchicken (07/18/2016) [-]
why does this make you so salty.

fuck sake dude people don't all have the same beliefs no need to get so astronomically triggered over the fact that people believe in a higher power.

some people just click with religion the same way someone can click with math and shit.
User avatar
#30 - trollmobile (07/18/2016) [-]
religion killed 81 of my countrymen a couple of years ago.
it has killed tens of thousands around the world since then.
User avatar
#31 - iamchicken (07/18/2016) [-]
yeah but not every man of faith causes people to die.
User avatar
#32 - trollmobile (07/18/2016) [-]
no, nor does every bullet shot at a man kill him.
that does not mean we should shoot.
religion teaches anti-critical thinking.
it teaches not to question
it teaches not to doubt.
these are dangerous teachings when coupled with any form of passion for anything.
the teachings of the abrahamic religions are poison in the minds of humans.
and that poison has driven innumerable of them, and will continue to drive innumerable more among them, to kill others, to mutilate eachother and others, and to subjugate and opress.
User avatar
#33 - iamchicken (07/18/2016) [-]
well golly gee that's not at all what i've experienced in my lifetime of going to churches.

in fact i've been taught quite the opposite.

I've been to quite a few seminars hosted by my pastor which did nothing but teach us how to view the bible with a critical eye and to question things and not to just sit there and be spoon fed everything.

Even if we decide that the church is no longer something we need in our lives after the fact. So long as we go about our lives trying to be as Christ-like as possible (ie good, charitable, understanding and the like)

but i do see where you're coming from. the puritanical and hardcore traditional places of faith across the world which host the abrahamic religions cause infinitely more harm than good to themselves and the land around them.
User avatar
#35 - trollmobile (07/18/2016) [-]
that is one church, one pastor.
for sure, there are more like that out there, but the overwhelming majority, are not.
i have been to church, i live in a traditionally christian country, i have listened to pastors, i have heard preachings from around the world. only once in a blue moon do i hear anything like what you describe.
and i'm sorry, but it matters null what one pastor teaches, it is what the overwhelming majority teaches, that causes the harm, and it is what poisons the people that follow them.
User avatar
#36 - iamchicken (07/18/2016) [-]
And so that's why smaller cases like that are trying desperately to get their teachings spread as the majority.

Things like MegaChurches in my mind, which i've seen do nothing but preach falsehoods, need to be broken up but sadly that's not happening anytime soon.
User avatar
#41 - trollmobile (07/19/2016) [-]
the raw text also teaches ani-critical thinking and blind obedience.
your pastor taught you otherwise, but that does not change what is written in the bible.
#42 - priestoftheoldones (07/19/2016) [-]
>He took the Pucci shitposting seriously
User avatar
#43 - trollmobile (07/19/2016) [-]
i never replied to your posts, i replied to the other guy.
#22 - priestoftheoldones (07/18/2016) [-]
I believe that everyone has free will, God only suggests the way our life will go, it is our job to make the most of what God has given us. We Humans are independent, but not entirely so, we need God, but we are not entirely dependent upon him.
#24 - bandetx (07/18/2016) [-]
"nah brah just do what u want it's cool, but if u don't do what I say enjoy eternal damnation for jerking off that time when u was 12."


You worship a total jackass. Reevaluate your life.
User avatar
#34 - iamchicken (07/18/2016) [-]
>what is asking for forgiveness before God

unless you're one of those strange denomination the whole point of Jesus dying was for our sins and paying the ultimate price and all that. and when you sin it is up to you to decide if you want to reconcile before God.

and it doesn't even have to be some on your knees, in a church, before a pastor, on sunday, weepy heartfelt, soulpouring thing. it can just be a quick little prayer.

I've been taught so long as you don't purposefully indulge in a life of sin and debauchery then you are good in the eyes of god.
#28 - The Sniper may not have a good ass, but which one is from the …  [+] (5 new replies) 07/18/2016 on hats +10
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#67 - frenzyhero (07/18/2016) [-]
depends
valve killed tf2
#88 - stupiddumblosr (07/19/2016) [-]
elaborate
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#94 - frenzyhero (07/19/2016) [-]
valve didnt support tf2
they didnt give it a proper competitive mode
they didnt keep good tabs on hackers
they didnt give proper new content
#133 - stupiddumblosr (07/19/2016) [-]
they did give it a comp just recently though
idk about that other stuff
im dumb and dont know things
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#135 - frenzyhero (07/19/2016) [-]
it's nowhere near good enough for what should be expected of valve, and it's hard hit by hackers
#214 - Oh? 07/18/2016 on anal 0
#163 - Giving them 15 dollars for a fun time isn't going to hurt anyt…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/17/2016 on Sending A Message With Your... 0
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#177 - blargatard (07/17/2016) [-]
If you wanna see the movie...fine. Its your money. Just don't complain when they announce a Rocky Horror Picture Show reboot starring transgender actress Laverne Cox.

But like that would ever happen.
#149 - Like me and my friends watching it as a joke is going to earn …  [+] (3 new replies) 07/17/2016 on Sending A Message With Your... 0
#159 - blargatard (07/17/2016) [-]
Every bit of money counts.
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#163 - priestoftheoldones (07/17/2016) [-]
Giving them 15 dollars for a fun time isn't going to hurt anything, you act like they're going to take over the earth because they're bombed movie received a minuscule amount more money.
User avatar
#177 - blargatard (07/17/2016) [-]
If you wanna see the movie...fine. Its your money. Just don't complain when they announce a Rocky Horror Picture Show reboot starring transgender actress Laverne Cox.

But like that would ever happen.
#32 - They compressed a handful of volumes into one episode, the ani…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/17/2016 on ANIME THEN ANIME NOW +1
#33 - atomschlumpf (07/17/2016) [-]
Manga it is then. Problem is I can't stand waiting, so I'll read it once it's finished or if the fucker dies and it's certain there's nothing more coming
#30 - The manga is well written, and has probably the best quality a…  [+] (3 new replies) 07/17/2016 on ANIME THEN ANIME NOW +4
#31 - atomschlumpf (07/17/2016) [-]
>>#26, >>#19, I'm stupid as shit, I meant what's wrong with the anime
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#32 - priestoftheoldones (07/17/2016) [-]
They compressed a handful of volumes into one episode, the animation is horrid and they've already buggered the story hard.
#33 - atomschlumpf (07/17/2016) [-]
Manga it is then. Problem is I can't stand waiting, so I'll read it once it's finished or if the fucker dies and it's certain there's nothing more coming
#37 - He did something good in death, but that still doesn't change …  [+] (1 new reply) 07/17/2016 on Ludeythed Bofrysce Oclu 0
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#40 - scarredwolf (07/17/2016) [-]
Doesnt change the fact that he was good at heart and used the lat of his strength not to try and attack kira but to take that button to Josuke
Thats true courage
also he was never really too... Normal, so it understandable that he's a greedy little shit because he's simple enough to take their compliments as meaning that he did all the work and so deserves all of it