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priestoftheoldones

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Got into a game of Halo Online. 9 deaths 0 kills. Haven't played PC Halo in years. Nostalgia is running hot right now.comment
Personal Info
Gender: male
Facebook Profile: Yes
Steam Profile: Priestoftheoldones
Consoles Owned: MasterRace and Xbox360
Video Games Played: Teeftoo, Halo, WarThunder and other things
X-box Gamertag: super nova1589
Interests: Pugs,Maymays,da poosy, b0ss,
Date Signed Up:7/10/2013
Last Login:5/06/2015
Location:ur mum
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Content Ranking:#348
Comment Ranking:#310
Highest Content Rank:#346
Highest Comment Rank:#310
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Content Level Progress: 17.8% (89/500)
Level 210 Content: Comedic Genius → Level 211 Content: Comedic Genius
Comment Level Progress: 30% (30/100)
Level 294 Comments: Post Master → Level 295 Comments: Post Master
Subscribers:16
Content Views:893506
Times Content Favorited:1652 times
Total Comments Made:6145
FJ Points:20542
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latest user's comments

#7 - You forgot how to English  [+] (2 new replies) 05/04/2015 on cats +1
User avatar #8 - kameken (05/04/2015) [-]
Do counts as to, right?

I think it does.
User avatar #9 - priestoftheoldones (05/04/2015) [-]
Yes
#5 - The God of destroying the dance floor.  [+] (4 new replies) 05/04/2015 on cats +28
#6 - kameken (05/04/2015) [-]
The God of Destruction came not do be served, but to serve.
User avatar #7 - priestoftheoldones (05/04/2015) [-]
You forgot how to English
User avatar #8 - kameken (05/04/2015) [-]
Do counts as to, right?

I think it does.
User avatar #9 - priestoftheoldones (05/04/2015) [-]
Yes
#11 - Nice le ebin maymay there. 05/04/2015 on 'Merica +2
#53 - >Godzilla isn't green 05/04/2015 on Time for some nostalgia -2
#31 - Oh dear god. I'm having flashbacks. 05/04/2015 on CIS +3
#7 - >Should of 05/04/2015 on Mayweather +1
#99 - Names. If you pick the name 'usa' you'll get a picture of the … 05/04/2015 on Heres a game for you guys 0
#92 - FLOPPY TACO WHY WOULD YOU KILL OBAMA-BLOB YOU MONSTER! 05/04/2015 on Heres a game for you guys 0
#28 - What? 05/04/2015 on Batman vs Superman 0
#15 - That most of been one stressful birth with all those puppies. 05/04/2015 on Little fluffs 0
#15 - "Nothing interesting ever happens" - helgheimftw 05/04/2015 on oh.. 0
#168 - Picture 05/04/2015 on Styles over the years -1
#165 - Nice Copypasta.  [+] (2 new replies) 05/04/2015 on Styles over the years -1
#167 - xxxtruekoreaxxx (05/04/2015) [-]
no problem anytime or it can go like this What the fuck did you just fucking type about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class at MIT, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids with Anonymous, and I have over 300 confirmed DDoSes. I am trained in online trolling and I’m the top hacker in the entire world. You are nothing to me but just another virus host. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on the Internet, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with typing that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we chat over IRC I am tracing your IP with my damn bare hands so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your computer. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can hack into your files in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in hacking, but I have access to the entire arsenal of every piece of malware ever created and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the world wide web, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking fingers. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit code all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
#168 - priestoftheoldones (05/04/2015) [-]
#66 - Knight* 05/04/2015 on crossing swords 0
#65 - Damn, Purple Knught kicks major ass.  [+] (1 new reply) 05/04/2015 on crossing swords 0
User avatar #66 - priestoftheoldones (05/04/2015) [-]
Knight*
#156 - Looks like trash to me.  [+] (4 new replies) 05/04/2015 on Styles over the years +3
#163 - xxxtruekoreaxxx (05/04/2015) [-]
I don’t give a fuck who you are or where you live. You can count on me to be there to bring your fucking life to a hellish end. I’ll put you in so much fucking pain that it’ll make Jesus being nailed to a cross in the desert look like a fucking back massage on a tropical island. I don’t give a fuck how many reps you have or how tough you are IRL, how well you can fight, or how many fucking guns you own to protect yourself. I’ll fucking show up at your house when you aren’t home. I’ll turn all the lights on in your house, leave all the water running, open your fridge door and not close it, and turn your gas stove burners on and let them waste gas. You’re going to start stressing the fuck out, your blood pressure will triple, and you’ll have a fucking heart attack. You’ll go to the hospital for a heart operation, and the last thing you’ll see when you’re being put under in the operating room is me hovering above you, dressed like a doctor. When you wake up after being operated on, wondering what ticking time bomb is in your chest waiting to go off. You’ll recover fully from your heart surgery. And when you walk out the front door of the hospital to go home I’ll run you over with my fucking car out of no where and kill you. I just want you to know how easily I could fucking destroy your pathetic excuse of a life, but how I’d rather go to a great fuckng length to make sure your last remaining days are spent in a living, breathing fucking hell. It’s too late to save yourself, but don’t bother committing suicide either… I’ll fucking resuscitate you and kill you again myself you bitch-faced phaggot. Welcome to hell, population: you
#165 - priestoftheoldones (05/04/2015) [-]
Nice Copypasta.
#167 - xxxtruekoreaxxx (05/04/2015) [-]
no problem anytime or it can go like this What the fuck did you just fucking type about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class at MIT, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids with Anonymous, and I have over 300 confirmed DDoSes. I am trained in online trolling and I’m the top hacker in the entire world. You are nothing to me but just another virus host. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on the Internet, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with typing that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we chat over IRC I am tracing your IP with my damn bare hands so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your computer. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can hack into your files in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in hacking, but I have access to the entire arsenal of every piece of malware ever created and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the world wide web, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking fingers. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit code all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
#168 - priestoftheoldones (05/04/2015) [-]
#155 - The first comment was great but you really ruined it with this. 05/04/2015 on Styles over the years -1
#100 - But why?  [+] (2 new replies) 05/03/2015 on underbarrel mac-10 0
User avatar #148 - viscerys (05/03/2015) [-]
When you absolutely, positively need to ruin some fucker's day.
User avatar #130 - donbionicle (05/03/2015) [-]
When you have 18 bullets to shoot fast and six shooter is too slow.
#51 - If I was in charge of a Archaeological group and someone said … 05/03/2015 on Minecraft IRL +2
#42 - Yeah I haven't watched much GOT. 05/03/2015 on Brienne of Tarth 0
#92 - Since Blacks are only around 13% of the U.S.A's population, ye…  [+] (4 new replies) 05/03/2015 on white privilege +4
User avatar #162 - phtholognyrrh (05/03/2015) [-]
% of black people killed by police: 33%
% of crime committed by blacks: 33%

looks equal to me
#128 - Ken M (05/03/2015) [-]
There are also 5x more crimes committed by blacks than whites, so what does that say?
#146 - Ken M (05/03/2015) [-]
Convictions =/= crime rate you fucking pleb
#160 - policexplain (05/03/2015) [-]
FBI crime stats, where most of these stats come from, track reported crimes and/or arrests, not convictions. "You fucking pleb." LOL
#66 - Damn Squats. 05/03/2015 on hawkeye +1
#10 - I was never on the MLP board. Checkmate Atheists. 05/03/2015 on Rose at the beach 0
#14 - I can't get over this it's too ******* funny  [+] (1 new reply) 05/02/2015 on tumblargh +1
#16 - bazda (05/02/2015) [-]
He had a hard time getting over it himself hyuck hyuck hyuck
#15 - Der can neva be 'nuff DAKKA 05/02/2015 on East meets West crossover... +1

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#98 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (04/23/2015) [-]
h-hello...
#99 to #98 - priestoftheoldones ONLINE (04/23/2015) [-]
Hello again. How're you doing?
Hello again. How're you doing?
User avatar #100 to #99 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (04/23/2015) [-]
Im ok >///>
and you?..
User avatar #101 to #100 - priestoftheoldones ONLINE (04/23/2015) [-]
Pretty good, just took a piss and downloaded a Warhammer 40K comic.
User avatar #102 to #101 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (04/23/2015) [-]
I was never much into warhammer..
User avatar #103 to #102 - priestoftheoldones ONLINE (04/23/2015) [-]
Each their own. You like any Sci-Fi things?
User avatar #104 to #103 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (04/23/2015) [-]
Scifi is my favorite.
User avatar #105 to #104 - priestoftheoldones ONLINE (04/23/2015) [-]
What's your favorite Sci-Fi franchise or series? Mine is probably Halo.
#106 to #105 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (04/23/2015) [-]
I liked dead space 2 a lot. I liked Deus Ex a lot.
There are so many its so hard to choose from.
I liked the alien movies, warframe, all kinds of different stuff.
User avatar #107 to #106 - priestoftheoldones ONLINE (04/23/2015) [-]
Oh yeah the new Deus Ex game. Can't wait. Not only that I hear they're planning a new Aliens.
User avatar #108 to #107 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (04/23/2015) [-]
I knew of the deus ex thing, but I never heard of the new alien thing..
User avatar #109 to #108 - priestoftheoldones ONLINE (04/23/2015) [-]
It's going to be directed by the same guy that did District 9 or whatever it was called with the Lobster people.
User avatar #110 to #109 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (04/23/2015) [-]
THat was such a good movie
User avatar #111 to #110 - priestoftheoldones ONLINE (04/23/2015) [-]
I sure enjoyed it. He also directed Chappie which wasn't bad just disappointing. Like Destiny
User avatar #112 to #111 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (04/23/2015) [-]
Destiny is basically warframe with poverty.
User avatar #113 to #112 - priestoftheoldones ONLINE (04/23/2015) [-]
I've played both and I'd say Destiny is larger. And most of all, an FPS. I prefer Warframe though, those Warframes are bad ass.
User avatar #114 to #113 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (04/23/2015) [-]
yus
#95 - bibbins (03/26/2015) [-]
Okay heres your cookies.
User avatar #96 to #95 - priestoftheoldones ONLINE (03/26/2015) [-]
You're one crazy ************ . God speed
User avatar #94 to #93 - priestoftheoldones ONLINE (03/25/2015) [-]
Adorable
User avatar #83 - murrlogic (03/18/2015) [-]
boop
User avatar #84 to #83 - priestoftheoldones ONLINE (03/18/2015) [-]
Boop Boop
User avatar #85 to #84 - murrlogic (03/18/2015) [-]
Good evening

what's up?
User avatar #86 to #85 - priestoftheoldones ONLINE (03/18/2015) [-]
Doing good. It's my Birthday and I'm watching a video about Lizards. It's pretty cool.
User avatar #87 to #86 - murrlogic (03/18/2015) [-]
Happy birthday! How old?

I'm working on art projects.
User avatar #88 to #87 - priestoftheoldones ONLINE (03/18/2015) [-]
I like to keep my age to myself. I have anonymity issues and I have no clue why.

What type of art?
#89 to #88 - murrlogic has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #90 to #89 - priestoftheoldones ONLINE (03/18/2015) [-]
Neat-O.
User avatar #91 to #90 - murrlogic (03/18/2015) [-]
I heard you like to draw?
User avatar #92 to #91 - priestoftheoldones ONLINE (03/18/2015) [-]
You heard wrong. I manually recolor and edit Sprites for Pokemon and other such things in MS paint. That's not drawing.
User avatar #81 - priestoftheoldones ONLINE (03/16/2015) [-]
User avatar #82 to #81 - priestoftheoldones ONLINE (03/16/2015) [-]
Neat
User avatar #23 - blobbanned (09/21/2013) [-]
Hey dudeman.
What program do you use for your recoloring? It looks pretty smooth and whatnot and I could use the help.
User avatar #24 to #23 - priestoftheoldones ONLINE (09/21/2013) [-]
Default microsoft paint.
User avatar #25 to #24 - blobbanned (09/21/2013) [-]
**** SON!
How much does that **** cost?
Will it run on a Mac?
User avatar #26 to #25 - priestoftheoldones ONLINE (09/21/2013) [-]
No it wont, this program comes with a computer that runs on windows, no stuff like this for mac users. 'Tis why I hate macs.
User avatar #27 to #26 - blobbanned (09/21/2013) [-]
Heh I was just messing with ya
Macs are alright, you can always bootcamp for windows.
Ever hear of GPXplus? Its an online pokemon game with forums. You can run like a forum-shoppish thingy if you're good with recoloring/editing
User avatar #19 - priestoftheoldones ONLINE (08/24/2013) [-]
**priestoftheoldones rolls 13**
User avatar #17 - priestoftheoldones ONLINE (08/24/2013) [-]
**priestoftheoldones rolls 11**
User avatar #18 to #17 - priestoftheoldones ONLINE (08/24/2013) [-]
**priestoftheoldones rolls 55**
#28 to #18 - jacktherabbitwhite (09/23/2013) [-]
Did you just...
User avatar #29 to #28 - priestoftheoldones ONLINE (09/23/2013) [-]
Who are you and what are you doing here?
#30 to #29 - jacktherabbitwhite (09/23/2013) [-]
*Sigh* I was going through pictures at random, I came across one of yours, came to your page to see more, and saw that you had double-dubs. As for who I am, I am a guy who works in a hotel who is very, very bored.
User avatar #31 to #30 - priestoftheoldones ONLINE (09/23/2013) [-]
Did you see my pokemans?
#32 to #31 - jacktherabbitwhite (09/23/2013) [-]
I saw the offer to make more of them, but I haven't yet explored them yet. But yes, good call.
#4 - lordnerevar Comment deleted by priestoftheoldones [-]
User avatar #5 to #4 - priestoftheoldones ONLINE (07/26/2013) [-]
GOD ******* DAMNIT!
#6 to #5 - lordnerevar Comment deleted by priestoftheoldones [-]
User avatar #3 to #2 - priestoftheoldones ONLINE (07/23/2013) [-]
That picture is everywhere, why does everybody have it?
User avatar #20 to #3 - sinery (08/31/2013) [-]
'Cause it is a good reaction image.
User avatar #21 to #20 - priestoftheoldones ONLINE (08/31/2013) [-]
What why are you here?
User avatar #22 to #21 - sinery (08/31/2013) [-]
Bored.
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