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#9 - yfw 7 hours ago on Mead Progress +2
#8 - Why don't you just make it and put it at the back of a closet … 7 hours ago on Mead Progress 0
#10 - Agreed....we need to see it...for science... 7 hours ago on Wait a minute... huh? +2
#130 - It can bring us decades, but on average humans have near the s…  [+] (1 new reply) 9 hours ago on wrong neighborhut 0
User avatar #131 - shadowkingdr (8 hours ago) [-]
no they have excluded children since 1932
#128 - That is exactly what I am trying to tell you, the human lifesp…  [+] (3 new replies) 9 hours ago on wrong neighborhut 0
User avatar #129 - shadowkingdr (9 hours ago) [-]
now thats insulting, medicine has brought us decades
#130 - pridefulmatthew (9 hours ago) [-]
It can bring us decades, but on average humans have near the same life span. Most stats that are sited keep infant mortality in them so it skews the numbers down.
User avatar #131 - shadowkingdr (8 hours ago) [-]
no they have excluded children since 1932
#125 - What are you trying to say? I can honestly not understand what…  [+] (5 new replies) 9 hours ago on wrong neighborhut 0
User avatar #126 - shadowkingdr (9 hours ago) [-]
without our modern shit humans made it to about there mid twenties before getting eaten by a tiger or some shit. without medicine it is unknown because it has never happened before except in the poor of capitalist countries
#128 - pridefulmatthew (9 hours ago) [-]
That is exactly what I am trying to tell you, the human lifespan has remained pretty much the same over the course of human history. We touched on this in my Developmental Psy. class, human lifespan has remained constant for tens of thousands of years. When things like being murdered by a tiger, or dying as an infant are removed and bam, you have humans living to almost the same age as today.
User avatar #129 - shadowkingdr (9 hours ago) [-]
now thats insulting, medicine has brought us decades
#130 - pridefulmatthew (9 hours ago) [-]
It can bring us decades, but on average humans have near the same life span. Most stats that are sited keep infant mortality in them so it skews the numbers down.
User avatar #131 - shadowkingdr (8 hours ago) [-]
no they have excluded children since 1932
#120 - What? It is generally much higher not lower, in fact over the …  [+] (7 new replies) 10 hours ago on wrong neighborhut 0
User avatar #122 - shadowkingdr (10 hours ago) [-]
well thats counting all the other stuff modern stuff fixes, like proper nutrition, killing deadly animals, human rights, and all of those other things, we do not have an accurate look at a civilization that has our modern technology without our medicine, not counting poor people in the us
#125 - pridefulmatthew (9 hours ago) [-]
What are you trying to say? I can honestly not understand what the fuck I just read.

Over the course of human history our age of longevity has remained pretty fucking constant. If you remove infant mortality and the like.
User avatar #126 - shadowkingdr (9 hours ago) [-]
without our modern shit humans made it to about there mid twenties before getting eaten by a tiger or some shit. without medicine it is unknown because it has never happened before except in the poor of capitalist countries
#128 - pridefulmatthew (9 hours ago) [-]
That is exactly what I am trying to tell you, the human lifespan has remained pretty much the same over the course of human history. We touched on this in my Developmental Psy. class, human lifespan has remained constant for tens of thousands of years. When things like being murdered by a tiger, or dying as an infant are removed and bam, you have humans living to almost the same age as today.
User avatar #129 - shadowkingdr (9 hours ago) [-]
now thats insulting, medicine has brought us decades
#130 - pridefulmatthew (9 hours ago) [-]
It can bring us decades, but on average humans have near the same life span. Most stats that are sited keep infant mortality in them so it skews the numbers down.
User avatar #131 - shadowkingdr (8 hours ago) [-]
no they have excluded children since 1932
#16 - Doesn't work Loki has been preggo like 20 times. 10 hours ago on the greeks had it right +1
#48 - I don't know about Disney, but here is this gem for old Nickel… 18 hours ago on Well of course 0
#506 - Comment deleted 09/13/2014 on blackjack 0
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#17 - darksideofthebeast (09/03/2014) [-]
here's his picture in his new home.
#18 to #17 - pridefulmatthew (09/03/2014) [-]
Here he is for my leg as reference.
#20 to #18 - darksideofthebeast (09/03/2014) [-]
this is my other buddy I had to give up. He was a pitbull.
#22 to #21 - darksideofthebeast (09/03/2014) [-]
And the last one, to create the official three stooges of dogs.

This was more of my sisters dog, but he was still for all of us. He hated me a bit though, haha.
That's little dogs for ya.
User avatar #19 to #18 - darksideofthebeast (09/03/2014) [-]
He's too ******* cute. It's like a pocket German shepherd!
User avatar #24 to #23 - darksideofthebeast (09/03/2014) [-]
thank ya, I'm gonna read some of it tonight when I get to my brothers.
Peace out, man.
#14 - datgrass (06/25/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
#15 to #14 - pridefulmatthew (06/25/2014) [-]
Mmmm, so sexy
#4 - presidentmoose has deleted their comment [-]
#5 to #4 - pridefulmatthew (06/23/2014) [-]
Mmmm, B-E-A-utiful!
#6 to #5 - presidentmoose has deleted their comment [-]
#7 to #6 - pridefulmatthew (06/23/2014) [-]
I am undecided...what have the Moose clan done for me recently?
#8 to #7 - presidentmoose has deleted their comment [-]
#9 to #8 - pridefulmatthew (06/23/2014) [-]
I ain't doing **** for no god damn commy moose!
User avatar #10 to #9 - presidentmoose (06/23/2014) [-]
Okay.
#11 to #10 - pridefulmatthew (06/23/2014) [-]
You deleted my moose... I am sorry.
User avatar #12 to #11 - presidentmoose (06/23/2014) [-]
Rude. Take your thumb back.
#3 - anonymous (06/01/2014) [-]
dick pic pls
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