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#41 - Picture 12/15/2014 on Solanum Tuberosum 0
#15 - Meh, my understanding is that Mainstream Muslims are actually …  [+] (2 new replies) 12/09/2014 on ew 0
#57 - autoxx (12/09/2014) [-]
Waiiiit a second...
Doesn't one of the main ideas of the Koran basically say; "Kill or Convert"?
Over 25% of their population is "radical" muslim which are the crazies that blow shit up and behead people for drawing shit. These are the "sword".
The other 74-75% are the "shield", without which the sword wouldn't be possible.
The shield gets to say "we're not all violent", while funneling money into the sword but to me that makes them compliant and even required to allow evil to occur.

White people ostracize our "evil people"; If Jim-Bob rapes kids, he isn't gonna be welcome at thanksgiving dinner but if Abdul von Swizzlestick blows up innocent people he is still "a good Muslim" and is welcome as part of the family.
Without that support, being a terrorist fuck (like Anna Sharkorgasm *I actually don't know her name) would be a LOT more difficult.
User avatar #16 - Indoknight (12/09/2014) [-]
With the whole charity and self reflection and non violence thing, islam seems pretty cool. I used to be hindu and hindu religious ceremonies and practices honestly disgust me.
#85 - I think you are... mistaken. A: If you were gonna ro… 12/05/2014 on Scary black man reks a gunman +4
#82 - That's stupid lol. Knife sharpener will fix that. Hell, a powe…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/05/2014 on Scary black man reks a gunman +1
User avatar #83 - liberalgodess (12/05/2014) [-]
It's enough to keep the average Joe from doing things
User avatar #85 - preacherQ (12/05/2014) [-]
I think you are... mistaken.

A: If you were gonna rob someone with a knife the 15 minutes of rubbing it with course sandpaper is not going to deter you.

B: Most robberies are not done with kitchen knives (I assume). My understanding is that they are typically done with either butterfly knifes, (already illegal) or utility knives. And utility knives are going to still have points, its kind of important. But that is largely supposition on my part.
#79 - You mean the discharge from the gun firing makes it look like … 12/05/2014 on Scary black man reks a gunman +1
#77 - It might. But more importantly, the same **** hap…  [+] (4 new replies) 12/05/2014 on Scary black man reks a gunman +2
#80 - liberalgodess (12/05/2014) [-]
The UK is actually working on mandating knives be blunt tip.
User avatar #82 - preacherQ (12/05/2014) [-]
That's stupid lol. Knife sharpener will fix that. Hell, a power sander would fix that. People have been crafting shivs for thousands of years.
User avatar #83 - liberalgodess (12/05/2014) [-]
It's enough to keep the average Joe from doing things
User avatar #85 - preacherQ (12/05/2014) [-]
I think you are... mistaken.

A: If you were gonna rob someone with a knife the 15 minutes of rubbing it with course sandpaper is not going to deter you.

B: Most robberies are not done with kitchen knives (I assume). My understanding is that they are typically done with either butterfly knifes, (already illegal) or utility knives. And utility knives are going to still have points, its kind of important. But that is largely supposition on my part.
#87 - Also, its a man. 12/04/2014 on You better check yourself 0
#196 - ??? Warren Buffet himself only gets like 9% growth a year. And…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/04/2014 on My mother is a hooker 0
User avatar #197 - mylazy (12/04/2014) [-]
It actually isn't that hard to get around 8% per year. My high school consumer economics teacher was able to get a growth rate of 8% per year, consistently.
#97 - I guess I'm not super familiar with being a stripper, but I'm …  [+] (3 new replies) 12/03/2014 on My mother is a hooker 0
User avatar #195 - mylazy (12/04/2014) [-]
Well considering investments aren't taxed until after you take the money out of the investment, there are a shit ton of things that you could get better than a 25% return on. Unless you are too stupid to leave the money in the investment for multiple years.
User avatar #196 - preacherQ (12/04/2014) [-]
??? Warren Buffet himself only gets like 9% growth a year. And somehow, I doubt that the stripper who hasn't yet been through college is gonna do better than that. Presumably she has a goal for that cash, perhaps her aforementioned college degree, and taking it out of liquid form to have it taxed and then slap it back into cash before any decent return can build is probably too much of a hassle.
User avatar #197 - mylazy (12/04/2014) [-]
It actually isn't that hard to get around 8% per year. My high school consumer economics teacher was able to get a growth rate of 8% per year, consistently.
#77 - Sasha Grey. Dunno the vid  [+] (1 new reply) 12/03/2014 on the booty game too strong 0
User avatar #94 - Izen (12/03/2014) [-]
damn
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