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Gender: male
Consoles Owned: Ps3, DS, N64 (classic), and my computer (so to speak)!
Video Games Played: I do not has much money, but i'm not very picky.
Interests: Chatting, tennis, sleeping, nothing too interesting :P
Date Signed Up:10/06/2012
Last Login:6/23/2013
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Comment Thumbs: 161 total,  174 ,  13
Content Level Progress: 6.77% (4/59)
Level 0 Content: Untouched account → Level 1 Content: New Here
Comment Level Progress: 20% (1/5)
Level 110 Comments: Funny Junkie → Level 111 Comments: Funny Junkie
Total Comments Made:130
FJ Points:172
I am just some guy who likes to talk with people basicly! Mostly out of boredum, but nevertheless I welcome all people.

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#1310 - lol he is a troll , he has admitted this once 01/10/2013 on zlamous's profile 0
#4877 - I'm not a little bastard :I :I :I 10/23/2012 on secondlawprevails's profile 0
#141 - Picture 10/20/2012 on u jus got triked! +4
#189 - And here comes cerealistic again, spending his entire Funnyju…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/20/2012 on Chessland 0
#190 - cerealisticbeing has deleted their comment.
#76 - You cannot fight the orb, therefore, you must accept it........... 10/19/2012 on witty title 0
#12 - Im pretty sure that OP just said that :I  [+] (1 new reply) 10/19/2012 on Derpyjack. +2
#38 - tonytails (11/03/2012) [-]
#340 - Powerless you say? 10/19/2012 on PsychoFactz Comp. 2 (READ... +1
#1472054 - Exactly, you are not me :3  [+] (1 new reply) 10/15/2012 on autism autism autism autism 0
#1473484 - EllieMuffin (10/16/2012) [-]
Indeed I am not.
#47632 - lol I was only there because they were having a thumb orgy, an…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/14/2012 on Social Board 0
User avatar #47639 - contaminatedwin (10/14/2012) [-]
#47597 - You're right! I can! Alright, listen up thread, every single …  [+] (3 new replies) 10/14/2012 on Social Board 0
#47600 - contaminatedwin (10/14/2012) [-]
Hey, since you go on the items board, are they going to "invade" this board again? Because it seems that way. Also, that gif is terrifying.
#47632 - powerless (10/14/2012) [-]
lol I was only there because they were having a thumb orgy, and I was a desperate scrub :P
User avatar #47639 - contaminatedwin (10/14/2012) [-]
#46646 - You shall not be forgotten good sir............ 10/08/2012 on Social Board +4
#46642 - You deserve hugs......many, many hugs >:3  [+] (2 new replies) 10/08/2012 on Social Board +8
#46643 - kabageguy (10/08/2012) [-]
i be giving bitches hugs left and right.
bitches love hugs.
User avatar #46646 - powerless (10/08/2012) [-]
You shall not be forgotten good sir............
#304 - Well that was unexpected :P  [+] (12 new replies) 10/08/2012 on alyosha's profile 0
User avatar #305 - alyosha (10/08/2012) [-]
You're talking to the guy who's seen nothing but "trunsako has replied to your comment #nobodycares on your profile" on the alerts panel for something like six months. I certainly wasn't expecting anybody else to even see, much less respond to, this conversation.

And it's always nice to hear that someone approves of my ideas.
#306 - trunsako (10/08/2012) [-]
#307 - alyosha (10/08/2012) [-]
I have no idea what is going on right now
#308 - trunsako (10/08/2012) [-]
Yeah the mentioning system is a little odd. At least no one can talk about you behind your back I suppose.

djponee had a friend that was named "bible", he was then aware of every single religious argument that happened on Funnyjunk. Hell, he may of even been looking over our discussion for a little bit there.

#309 - alyosha (10/11/2012) [-]
So I was looking for the synth arrangement of Beethoven's 9th that plays in one of my favorite scenes in movie history (from one of my top-5 favorite films, too):

Couldn't do it. Not a version that was complete and didn't cut off at some point, and also didn't have the dialogue over top. But I did find something similar:

I can't believe how awesome classical music sounds when played on a synthesizer. I mean goddamn. The actual one from A Clockwork Orange is better, but this is damn good too. I also want the song from what has to be the single greatest movie sex scene in history:

Jesus fuck that movie is amazing. Just showed it to a friend a couple of days ago, and watched his head explode into a billion pieces. It does tend to have that effect. Good music, too. Not many people but Malcolm McDowell would think "you know what this rape scene needs? Singin' in the Rain."
#310 - trunsako (10/16/2012) [-]
Why do I not have that image of Pinkamena?

I loved the movie, an infinite classic. Really sucks it was censored heavily and banned in several countries. Good thing we live in Amurica, we have freedom of speech!(even though I think some scenes were taken out back then).
#311 - alyosha (10/18/2012) [-]
I liked that vector so much, I made a desktop!

Pretty sure we got the bulk of Kubrick's version without censoring. There's some stuff he didn't do "correctly," like how in the original novel the two girls Alex bangs in fast-motion are actually supposed to be 10-year-old girls he drugs and rapes. I also know Malcolm McDowell was responsible for adding the "SIngin' in the Rain" song to the rape scene, whereas the original was more serious. He just started singing during one of the takes, and Kubrick liked it so much he went out and bought the rights to use the song in the movie. Way to go, McDowell. This is why I freaking love you.

Apologies for later than usual reply. Been busy with bullshit. I had to withdraw from a history class I really liked because the assignments were all these enormous papers I didn't understand how to do. I was in danger of not being able to get higher than a D, which would jeopardize my chances of getting into any form of decent graduate program. Had to bail out. And some other drama. Life getting in the way of my fun time as usual. Surprise, surprise.
#312 - trunsako (10/18/2012) [-]
Oh man that sucks, hope you get that all sorted out. However the good thing is.....


Confirmed by the Hub's Twitter.
#313 - alyosha (10/19/2012) [-]
Yeah, that's what I heard. Awesome. It'll be good to have pony season again.

Conversation's dried up lately. I really don't have much else to say... got anything?
#314 - trunsako (10/19/2012) [-]
Well, I've got a bit of a situation on my hands with a girl that has Asbergers. Quite the story I might add.
#315 - alyosha (10/19/2012) [-]
Care to share?
Sorry, I didn't think you'd get back to me the same day, much less so soon.
#316 - trunsako (10/21/2012) [-]
Well, I don't know if I should be telling this drinking, but hell let's give it a go.

Me and this girl were "going out" in 6th grade. Let's just say I wasn't the upright standing gentleman I was today. Basically I was awkward and extremely silent. I essentially liked her because she was the only girl that has shown interest in me thus far, so I decided to go with it and see where I'd get, and goddamn who knew this decision would stick with me so long. So, as our middle school is only for 6th and 5th grade, the next year I move into Junior High, where I don't see her and she isn't there for a year. The next year she moves into the grade below me, and since then I have grown in personality. So when she tries to talk to me, I don't say much to her and try to ignore her. This basically repeats as 9th grade is still Jr. High in my town(weird huh?). When I move into High School as a Sophomore, she isn't in the school that year yadayada. Now here I am as a Junior, and she is a Sophomore. She literally hasn't had any sort of giant personality "Spurts" since 6th, so me being WTF? Decides to look into some shit. According to my knowledge in Psychology, her symptoms relate heavily to that of someone with Asbergers, she hasn't mentally developed since Middle School. Basically she is super naive, and this gets her bullied and she doesn't even know it. Like, some cruel little shits decided to vote her Sophomore maid at Homecoming just so they could laugh at how bad she would look, that pisses me off. The poor thing still thinks I 'love' her, when I don't. Quite frankly the only reason I still even talk to her is because I pity her. But I can't just drop her off the cliff and push her away, she has Asbergers, I don't think that's the correct option, it may cause some sort of backfire I can't prepare for.

So yeah, that's my situation. I'm drunk so I don't know how this sounds or even if it makes sense. Sorry for the inconvenience. Pabst Blue Ribbon <3
#67 - What you did there.........I see it. 10/07/2012 on MINECRAFT KANTO 0
#732264 - This party need moar to it! 10/07/2012 on Play items 0
#731238 - vbgr4ho2yn4u36/b5e4i64s;fwrwfszdv 10/07/2012 on Play items 0
#731193 - No. 10/07/2012 on Play items 0
#731099 - Ahuehuehuehuehuehue 10/07/2012 on Play items 0
#731068 - !!HEY GUISE I AM ACTUALLY NOT SELLING ANYTHING, I AM JUST U… 10/07/2012 on Play items 0
#731039 - I love you..........  [+] (2 new replies) 10/07/2012 on Play items +2
User avatar #731046 - extremezone (10/07/2012) [-]
god you're so fucking hot
User avatar #731099 - powerless (10/07/2012) [-]
#731021 - FFFFFUUUUUUU 10/07/2012 on Play items +1
#731002 - pls  [+] (1 new reply) 10/07/2012 on Play items +4
User avatar #731021 - powerless (10/07/2012) [-]
#730948 - I am the only person thumbing people up now :( 10/07/2012 on Play items +3
#730630 - Trading nothing.......for nothing, cause i'm a newfag :( … 10/07/2012 on Play items +2
#730574 - We shall stand united! 10/07/2012 on Play items +2
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User avatar #1 - powerless (01/10/2013) [-]
i am commenting because I need comments here and I am bored :(
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