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#68 - This is disgusting, yes. But I find it pretty amusing that the…  [+] (14 new replies) 12/24/2013 on What? -23
User avatar #230 - toastandbananas (12/24/2013) [-]
i think we can all agree that you are a faggoty asshole
User avatar #222 - niggernazi (12/24/2013) [-]
that kind of reminds me when george bush was elected as president in america and he actually forbid an abortion method which is late in the pregnancy when you smash a little hole in the infants head with a hammer and then suck the brains out. ofcourse this is humane to the abortionloving liberals because fetuses are not considered human lives one month before birth.
User avatar #418 - progenitormimic (12/25/2013) [-]
Yeah, I come from a country where that method is practiced, and as a professional brain sucker I can confirm that, while it feels weird to drink them from time to time, unborn infant brains are fucking delicious. Especially when you stick Red Vines through the holes to use as straws and wash it all down with orange juice.
User avatar #184 - bladebites (12/24/2013) [-]
The fact that it touched an ovary does not automatically make it a child. I see this baseless argument so often and it's ridiculous. By that logic, every time guys masturbate they "rid a child of their chance at life". Sperm cells die all of the freaking time. A cell is not a child just because it touched an ovary.
She murdered an ACTUAL child. THAT'S the problem. It's not even slightly similar to an abortion.
User avatar #93 - OsamaBinLadenz (12/24/2013) [-]
There are laws that put your argument of "30 minutes before it is born" to rest. These laws make sure it is perfectly humane to get an abortion, before the fetus is capable of having any sort of consciousness. A baby is a conscious being that feels pain and is capable of growing up to be a person.

I'm not trying to argue. I'm just trying to explain that your view on those who support abortion but do not support killing the baby is pretty malformed from their actual views, and it might shape your own opinion better if you heard their actual views.
User avatar #75 - thebrownydestroyer (12/24/2013) [-]
I don't think you can have an abortion 30 minutes before it is born......
#129 - anonymous (12/24/2013) [-]
Not with that attitude.
#71 - xxitzchubbsxx (12/24/2013) [-]
Your name is powerfapping and you talking bout some moral crap. If you support abortion or not this is and will always be a fucked up and horrible thing.
#73 - powerfapping (12/24/2013) [-]
I agree with you, this is awful and shouldn't happen. But the people in the comments all shouting "This bitch deserves to be locked up" are often the ones saying "Her body, her choice." It's completely inconsistent because, whether inside or outside the womb, that woman is killing a child. And yes my name is powerfapping, not my fault my parents picked a shitty name.
#76 - xxitzchubbsxx (12/24/2013) [-]
I didn't really want to get into an abortion argument but since i'm pretty much going to have to here goes.
There is a huge difference between abortion and murder of a newborn baby.
When a baby is in the womb they are living off the mother. They don't know how to do anything and have no consciousness of what is going on. As far as anything goes that "baby" is in the mothers hands and so it's life is completely up to her decision. It is not like aborting a 16 year old teenager who has a concept of death and would be scared. The life inside her has no impact on anything at all and if it is not there doesn't change anything. Saying this i am not saying women should be allowed to drink and take drugs etc. There are rules either you look after this baby properly who you have forced into this world or you get rid of it.
What makes this so different to your abortion argument is because once that baby is born it becomes a living creature capable of learning. It is not your right to take that away.
#472 - powerfapping (12/25/2013) [-]
None of those things you listed are actual differences. When a baby is in the womb, they are living off the mother, yea. So is an infant. That child depends on his mother for literally everything be it food, clothing or shelter. Is it okay to kill a newborn infant now?

Secondly, the mere fact that you assert a woman should not be allowed to drink or take drugs while pregnant means that there must be something worth protecting in that unborn child.
User avatar #227 - niggernazi (12/24/2013) [-]
''There is a huge difference between abortion and murder of a newborn baby.''

its actually not because you cannot hear the screams of a unborn baby as you scrape kill it in the vomb. which make it easier to kill him/her.

''When a baby is in the womb they are living off the mother. They don't know how to do anything and have no consciousness of what is going on''

well that is exactly the same with newborn babies. so by your logic its perfectly fine to kill babies? did you actually know that if you take a baby from its mother and leave it on the streets for three days he or she is gonna starve to death? yep because babies, just like fetuses cannot live whithout its mother.

you name has four x:s so i assume that you are just some retarded twelve year old faggot who plays cod all the days.

your arguments are fucking retarded and you should feel bad
#332 - xxitzchubbsxx (12/24/2013) [-]
I know a new born baby won't be able to live without his mother. My point was more that the baby no longer requires direct contact with it's mother to survive. I.e if the mother fucked off someone else can look after it. No hate though I don't really give a fuck.
#325 - xxitzchubbsxx (12/24/2013) [-]
lol my name came from my xbox live gamertag. It was half making fun of my mate who took the game really fucking serious and half it wouldn't accept any name i gave it that had to do with chubbs so i just put xx's and shit in there. I pretty much use that name for everything now.
What i wanted to say isn't entirely clear in this post because as i said i didn't really want to make an abortion post so i was writing quickly. So i made a boo boo okay.
#9 - I don't know which church you're talking about, but mine build…  [+] (7 new replies) 12/20/2013 on What the church thinks +23
#41 - anonymous (12/21/2013) [-]
I have a problem with the local private schools of Minnesota, this may just be the mindset of the local catholic priests but they fund radio and tv adds denouncing homosexuals. Also the principle of a school nearby called totino grace was canned after he came out of the closet. I have the same problem with Organized religion as i do with the current political situations in the U S of A, the people who are genuinely trying to do good are outshined buy massive assholes.
#28 - anonymous (12/21/2013) [-]
In-between the little child-rape breaks, right?
Or was it after denying condoms to Africa?
Perhaps it was during the homophobia rants?
Was it while shuffling money around to avoid fines for the child rape?
Was it right before or right after the Inquisition?
Maybe the Church worked on schools while the Crusades happened?
User avatar #37 - analcontractions (12/21/2013) [-]
Did that make you feel better about yourself?
User avatar #10 - arebeefiveex (12/20/2013) [-]
I'm on the internet and making fun of a theoretical church. but in reality I can agree with pope Francis. I can't however agree with radicals who preach that everything that doesn't agree with the church is evil. Good meaning Christians who like you said build schools are good people.
User avatar #14 - thejusticar (12/20/2013) [-]
you know the only faggots that do that is west buro dick eaters
User avatar #34 - arebeefiveex (12/21/2013) [-]
not just them there are many out there groups but those are the people most funnyjunkers think of when they hear about the church
User avatar #79 - thejusticar (12/21/2013) [-]
yeah i know of alot of churches that go out and help people
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#12 - What if they all said it in unison? 12/10/2013 on Fishy +9
#44 - Is it me, or does this site seem to continually oscillate betw…  [+] (19 new replies) 11/30/2013 on Andrew Jackson +92
#157 - seeteufel (11/30/2013) [-]
We agree with whatever is getting thumbs so we fit in.
#148 - anonymous (11/30/2013) [-]
It's because this site consists of multiple people and not one person, genius.
#147 - dragondubobski (11/30/2013) [-]
Probably because most people don't agree with the entire platform of either party, and the only reason most people we see in the news do is because they need to, to be supported by said party.
User avatar #127 - snaresinger (11/30/2013) [-]
It's because this site basically follows whoever leaves the first funny comment. Few people really have their own opinions.
#120 - abcdxyz (11/30/2013) [-]
Funnyjunk oscillates on most things I've found. They go from loving something, to hating it, to back to loving it (or vice versa) all in a matter of days, or even hours.

I've always felt I'm fairly consistent, I just duck my head when FJ swings towards what I'm against on an issue and wait until they swing back
User avatar #112 - willisteal (11/30/2013) [-]
It's almost as if different people have different opinions!!! O_O
User avatar #90 - akkere (11/30/2013) [-]
Nope, we've done that for quite a bit. Sometimes the Front Page has posts like that "Welcome to the Republican party" homeless post, or some long post regarding gun control statistics, and sometimes we've got Minimum wage or healthcare like this.

All the time, however, the comments usually have a heated argument that borders into shitstorm status.
#62 - anonymous (11/30/2013) [-]
You're definitely on to something there. One day we seem to be right wing to the point of Ted fricken Kacynski, and the next moment we're preachy and sanctimonious flower children.
User avatar #51 - heartlessrobot (11/30/2013) [-]
I think we're rather solid where we stand. Guns, weed, gays are good, welfare, low minimum wage, are bad.
User avatar #143 - pwoneill (11/30/2013) [-]
so we are liberal…
User avatar #145 - heartlessrobot (11/30/2013) [-]
Only things there that are liberal is weed, gays, and low minimum wage being bad. The others (guns good welfare bad) are conservative.
User avatar #72 - mexicandudeinsd (11/30/2013) [-]
gun are bad.... you hippie
#65 - lotengo (11/30/2013) [-]
i dont think guns are good.

Maybe i should find a different site
User avatar #144 - zombifier (11/30/2013) [-]
guns save lives when in the hands of law abiding citizens
User avatar #162 - lotengo (12/01/2013) [-]
Thats your opinion and i respect u for having one.

But i have seen way more examples of guns doing wrong then guns doing right
User avatar #163 - zombifier (12/01/2013) [-]
guns don't do any wrong, they're an inanimate object...
User avatar #122 - trowlernotparas (11/30/2013) [-]
maybe you should
User avatar #88 - strikingeight (11/30/2013) [-]
Kumbaya does not work.
User avatar #89 - lotengo (11/30/2013) [-]
wut?
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#8 - anonymous (11/30/2013) [-]
Thats what they all say.
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User avatar #351 - kyrozor (11/22/2013) [-]
Note to self do that - she'd probably laugh.
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User avatar #79 - oosime (11/19/2013) [-]
different schools have different rules
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