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#150 - The only reason I've considered buying the Xbox One is it's ex… 06/20/2013 on My Thoughts on Microsoft 0
#116 - I don't really care how many times I see this comic. I'm going… 06/20/2013 on One of my favorites +4
#772 - Blacklight is easily one of the best looking free-to-play game… 06/20/2013 on MFW new Xbox One DRM policy -1
#752 - Blacklight Retribution and Planetside 2 are both going to be P…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/20/2013 on MFW new Xbox One DRM policy -1
User avatar #762 - ultimatebadass (06/20/2013) [-]
never heard of em, they gonna be any good?
#772 - powerfapping (06/20/2013) [-]
Blacklight is easily one of the best looking free-to-play games on PC. It's another FPS with a bit of a futuristic twist in the way of gear and weapons. It's a pretty small, fast-paced game.

Planetside 2 is almost the opposite in terms of pace and scale. It's also an FPS, and it is definitely futuristic. However, it is a massive multiplayer shooter. The games don't end, and literally thousands of players hit the battlefield on the same server. It also offers vehicular warfare on both land and in air.
#159 - It's always the quiet guys.  [+] (1 new reply) 06/20/2013 on Canada Being Cute +16
#166 - anonymous (06/20/2013) [-]
Are you kidding me? The Canadians on this site never shut the fuck up.
#187 - I definitely was thinking that. But hey, anything to fill a pa… 06/20/2013 on Effect of feminism 7 0
#288 - Well I guess this is now appropriate 06/19/2013 on Superman vs Avengers 0
#283 - Thor is a god  [+] (2 new replies) 06/19/2013 on Superman vs Avengers +1
User avatar #350 - kommandantvideo (06/20/2013) [-]
Thor isn't immortal
#303 - anonymous (06/19/2013) [-]
Thor is an alien in the marvel universe.
#353 - That fetus is not a potential child. It is a child. Seeing a… 06/19/2013 on Effect of Feminism 6 -2
#202 - First of all, Batman refuses to kill because of an ethical cod… 06/18/2013 on Superman vs Superwoman! 0
#63 - I'm completely against you. We'll ignore the fact that half of…  [+] (8 new replies) 06/18/2013 on Superman vs Superwoman! +6
User avatar #68 - thatonesmartdude (06/18/2013) [-]
Physically Impossible:
That's just how awesome Tony is; He's capable of doing things most people consider to be impossible.

Stealth: It's easy to remain unseen if you stick to the shadows, only work at night, and wear all black. He prefers stealth whenever possible because he wants to minimize his chance of getting shot. As for non-lethal takeouts, Bruce is merely bound my due process of law and is unwilling to perform an execution before the bad guy's trial.
-Tony, on the other hand doesn't need stealth because of how much punishment he can take before breaking a sweat. Tony kills his opponents because he deals with terrorists, whom are legal to kill on sight.


I anticipate you might pull Superman into the argument, claiming that my throwing the laws of physics to the wind would make him the best. My rebuttal against Superman is that all of his powers come from the fact that he's technically not human. Superman was born with his powers and never had to build, work for, or even buy them. He got his abilities from genetics. He simply got lucky. Tony, on the other hand, earned his abilities by using his mind to first design weapons for the military in order to get funding, then using his mind further to design a suit that allows him to fight terrorists all over the world.
#202 - powerfapping (06/18/2013) [-]
First of all, Batman refuses to kill because of an ethical code to "Protect the innocent, apprehend the guilty - but never kill for any reason." Even if the criminal was tried, Batman would be against the death penalty. Batman's refusal to kill is based on moral principle, not legal.

As for stealth, it's actually pretty hard to move silently and unseen among multiple enemies even with the cover of darkness. Batman is trained in Ninjutsu and can infiltrate almost any high security facility with ease.

I've also seen you compare Tony Stark's intellect to that of Bruce Wayne. I can honestly say that Tony Stark looks like a highschool dropout compared to Wayne. Wayne's IQ is described at (if not over) 200. He has 9 college degrees. He has a proficient understanding of Biology, Technology, Mathematics, Physics, Mythology, Geography, and History. All of these degrees were also collected before the age of 25.

Now let's compare Wayne and Stark without all the suits and gadgets. Stark's abilities?.... I'm not getting any off hand.
Bruce Wayne, on the other hand, is described as the pinnacle of human health. He performs at peak physical condition. He's in better shape than any Olympic athlete you can name. He's mastered 127 different styles of martial arts and is an expert on virtually every melee weapon known to man (although he prefers unarmed combat). Due to his peak physical condition, Bruce is often compared to many superhumans. He once punched a hole through a brick wall and knocked out a SWAT officer on the other side, and this was done without the use of machinery to enhance his strength (granted he probably had some tough gloves on).
User avatar #118 - rockamekishiko (06/18/2013) [-]
a normal person can't come to a dead stop after falling hundreds of feet and still be alive even in a suit; you still came to a dead stop, suit or no suit. No one could go from being stationary to mach2 in a matter of seconds. Anyone would die. Stark is helpless without his suit and no one could make a damn suit like that from scratch with items found in a regular house.
User avatar #71 - tony (06/18/2013) [-]
yes. i kill terrorists.
User avatar #73 - thatonesmartdude (06/18/2013) [-]
You must be loving this thread... hahaha.
User avatar #74 - tony (06/18/2013) [-]
meh kinda
#164 - anonymous (06/18/2013) [-]
nigga how long have you been on this site
User avatar #212 - tony (06/22/2013) [-]
7 years nikka
#55 - The thing about gunfire is that Batman avoids it. Stark just s…  [+] (10 new replies) 06/18/2013 on Superman vs Superwoman! +4
User avatar #60 - thatonesmartdude (06/18/2013) [-]
I don't know whose side you're on, but you're only helping Tony's rep. Bruce avoids gunfire because it's instinctual and he knows he's still vulnerable. Tony knows his armor renders him practically invincible and is able to abandon his fear by placing his trust in the hunk of gold-titanium alloy he designed and built himself. Tony took a direct hit from a tank, but he simply shook it off and destroyed the tank.
#63 - powerfapping (06/18/2013) [-]
I'm completely against you. We'll ignore the fact that half of Tony Stark's actions are physically impossible even with his suit (surviving a direct hit with a tank shell, falling from hundreds of feet, extreme changes in velocity and acceleration). It takes a hell of a lot more ability to navigate unseen around enemies and stealthily taking them down (without killing them) than it does to just say "Haha, your bullets can't hurt me," and kill the guy with a punch to the gut.
User avatar #68 - thatonesmartdude (06/18/2013) [-]
Physically Impossible:
That's just how awesome Tony is; He's capable of doing things most people consider to be impossible.

Stealth: It's easy to remain unseen if you stick to the shadows, only work at night, and wear all black. He prefers stealth whenever possible because he wants to minimize his chance of getting shot. As for non-lethal takeouts, Bruce is merely bound my due process of law and is unwilling to perform an execution before the bad guy's trial.
-Tony, on the other hand doesn't need stealth because of how much punishment he can take before breaking a sweat. Tony kills his opponents because he deals with terrorists, whom are legal to kill on sight.


I anticipate you might pull Superman into the argument, claiming that my throwing the laws of physics to the wind would make him the best. My rebuttal against Superman is that all of his powers come from the fact that he's technically not human. Superman was born with his powers and never had to build, work for, or even buy them. He got his abilities from genetics. He simply got lucky. Tony, on the other hand, earned his abilities by using his mind to first design weapons for the military in order to get funding, then using his mind further to design a suit that allows him to fight terrorists all over the world.
#202 - powerfapping (06/18/2013) [-]
First of all, Batman refuses to kill because of an ethical code to "Protect the innocent, apprehend the guilty - but never kill for any reason." Even if the criminal was tried, Batman would be against the death penalty. Batman's refusal to kill is based on moral principle, not legal.

As for stealth, it's actually pretty hard to move silently and unseen among multiple enemies even with the cover of darkness. Batman is trained in Ninjutsu and can infiltrate almost any high security facility with ease.

I've also seen you compare Tony Stark's intellect to that of Bruce Wayne. I can honestly say that Tony Stark looks like a highschool dropout compared to Wayne. Wayne's IQ is described at (if not over) 200. He has 9 college degrees. He has a proficient understanding of Biology, Technology, Mathematics, Physics, Mythology, Geography, and History. All of these degrees were also collected before the age of 25.

Now let's compare Wayne and Stark without all the suits and gadgets. Stark's abilities?.... I'm not getting any off hand.
Bruce Wayne, on the other hand, is described as the pinnacle of human health. He performs at peak physical condition. He's in better shape than any Olympic athlete you can name. He's mastered 127 different styles of martial arts and is an expert on virtually every melee weapon known to man (although he prefers unarmed combat). Due to his peak physical condition, Bruce is often compared to many superhumans. He once punched a hole through a brick wall and knocked out a SWAT officer on the other side, and this was done without the use of machinery to enhance his strength (granted he probably had some tough gloves on).
User avatar #118 - rockamekishiko (06/18/2013) [-]
a normal person can't come to a dead stop after falling hundreds of feet and still be alive even in a suit; you still came to a dead stop, suit or no suit. No one could go from being stationary to mach2 in a matter of seconds. Anyone would die. Stark is helpless without his suit and no one could make a damn suit like that from scratch with items found in a regular house.
User avatar #71 - tony (06/18/2013) [-]
yes. i kill terrorists.
User avatar #73 - thatonesmartdude (06/18/2013) [-]
You must be loving this thread... hahaha.
User avatar #74 - tony (06/18/2013) [-]
meh kinda
#164 - anonymous (06/18/2013) [-]
nigga how long have you been on this site
User avatar #212 - tony (06/22/2013) [-]
7 years nikka
#25 - Lincoln did all those things, but in all honesty, he really wa… 06/18/2013 on What is the Constitution... +3
#222 - Wait. I've done it? I have some of this stuff? Am I finally ol… 06/18/2013 on a blast from the past +5
#73 - Pull off her shoes...... What? 06/18/2013 on 4 +13
#29 - Does this work with blue crayons? 06/18/2013 on Fucking crayons -2
#164 - I'm conflicted. I found this funny, but if the Catholic and Mu… 06/16/2013 on Stereotypes 0
#13 - I like when Mr. Incredible says crushing her would be like bre… 06/15/2013 on Totally looks like 0
#144 - Can we take a moment to discuss her fairly clever username? 06/15/2013 on The Future... 0
#54 - Something tells me this isn't that big a town.  [+] (1 new reply) 06/15/2013 on Lawnmower dad +2
User avatar #89 - lostdagame (06/15/2013) [-]
This isn't that big a town.
#465 - Guys? Guys - GUYS!.... Look at the their username. 06/14/2013 on Picture banned from facebook 0
#77 - Comment deleted 06/13/2013 on Oh shit +2
#22 - Don't worry anon, I missed it too.  [+] (1 new reply) 06/12/2013 on Not a good title +2
#28 - dnallor (06/12/2013) [-]
in atchuality, when i posted the post, th picture glitched out looking like a big patch of dicks so i imetiality posted my reply, shruging i moved on,
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<MFW i come home from work 10 hours later
#21 - Am I the only one who experienced the dreaded "Heat-Seeki…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/12/2013 on They See Me Rolling 0
User avatar #24 - thamuz (06/12/2013) [-]
I learned how to bounce them around corners and stuff,I got really good at it too.

G3/M14 master race reporting in however its been so long since I played it I probably suck with them now.
#60 - I didn't watch E3. But from the amount of Sony-related content…  [+] (7 new replies) 06/11/2013 on How Sony won E3 +4
#314 - greatjobjimmy (06/12/2013) [-]
I actually thought Microsoft showed some really awesome games. Games that I really wanted to get my hands on and try out for myself. Sony also did really well with games, but the thing that pushed them passed Microsoft was their used game and always online policies. I think it's being over-exaggerated. To me Sony won, but they didn't kill Microsoft.
User avatar #66 - keiishiyama (06/11/2013) [-]
Sony left Microsoft in the ditch.
#85 - thecakeisaliereal (06/11/2013) [-]
The only flaw, in my opinion, in the whole PS 4 presentation is the presentation of Assassin's Creed 4: Black Flag. The game looked awesome and it was played on a powerful console, but they had some Tech difficulties and the LAG WAS KILLING THE MOOD! But all is well and I hope that everything will turn out grate for Sony!
User avatar #316 - mood (06/12/2013) [-]
i cannot be killed, i am INVINCIBLE
#320 - thecakeisaliereal (06/12/2013) [-]
Fine. correction, slightly irritating Mood!
#321 - mood (06/12/2013) [-]
Thank you
#322 - thecakeisaliereal (06/12/2013) [-]
You're welcome!
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