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#29 - Also, I'd love to know how many Satanists Ricky Gervais has ac… 07/12/2013 on Mr. Gervais tells it like... 0
#28 - Since this is a reposted content, I guess I'll repost my comme…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/12/2013 on Mr. Gervais tells it like... +15
#29 - powerfapping (07/12/2013) [-]
Also, I'd love to know how many Satanists Ricky Gervais has actually met.
#39 - I didn't choose this name for ***** and giggles.  [+] (1 new reply) 07/12/2013 on I can totally do that! +4
#63 - iamthebestfapper (07/12/2013) [-]
Nor did I...
#11 - Picture 07/12/2013 on /fit tells a bulking story +42
#22 - Picture 07/12/2013 on awwwwwwwwwww +10
#84 - I just recently got to shoot a .44 Magnum. It was a magical ex…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/12/2013 on Share a Shooting GIF +2
User avatar #100 - thunderbirdbass (07/12/2013) [-]
Same here, shot one for the first time last thursday. Needless to say I made like 3 Dirty Harry jokes
#50 - You were very helpful and spot on in your spelling.  [+] (1 new reply) 07/12/2013 on Valentines Confession +6
#51 - edwardscullivan (07/12/2013) [-]
Thank you, kind Sir powerfapping. Good day.
#19 - Picture 07/12/2013 on Punchline in title +4
#47 - Am I the only person on this site who doesn't have the slighte…  [+] (8 new replies) 07/12/2013 on Valentines Confession +13
User avatar #73 - bowties (07/12/2013) [-]
It's to confess stuff, but people stopped making them after Reddit called the cops on a guy who confessed to murdering a man
#49 - edwardscullivan (07/12/2013) [-]
Confession bear, if you feel guilty you use confession bear to confess and free your guilty conscience. I have no clue how to spell conscience...
User avatar #77 - fukkentyranitar (07/12/2013) [-]
Worldstar.
#66 - tehtrollface (07/12/2013) [-]
That nignog is fucking strong holy shit.
#54 - flamingwombat (07/12/2013) [-]
>MFW your gif.
#55 - edwardscullivan (07/12/2013) [-]
Guess where I found it?
#50 - powerfapping (07/12/2013) [-]
You were very helpful and spot on in your spelling.
#51 - edwardscullivan (07/12/2013) [-]
Thank you, kind Sir powerfapping. Good day.
#149 - And I hope your luck turns as well. 07/12/2013 on Half Life 3 +2
#284 - Your failure to use common sense is astounding. Yes, it is a b… 07/10/2013 on Babies 0
#69 - Yes they are. 07/01/2013 on America is fascinating in a... 0
#257 - Death to the Fascist menace! Get him! 07/01/2013 on Posted on The Wall 0
#277 - I have to ask, why did you choose this name?  [+] (3 new replies) 07/01/2013 on Babies 0
#278 - miscarriage (07/01/2013) [-]
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#279 - idunnolol (07/01/2013) [-]
u wanna fite me fgt?
#280 - miscarriage (07/01/2013) [-]
#275 - Well I'm not very sure what you're getting at with the periods…  [+] (7 new replies) 07/01/2013 on Babies 0
#283 - crzylion (07/03/2013) [-]
what im getting at is there are more fertilized egg cells that dont grow into children than there are those who do.

so when it happens naturally its no big deal, but when the exact same process gets a human nudge its a murder? Thats so shortsighted i cant really find the words to express myself.

Also, those bunch of cells ARE HIS MOTHER, injected with a tiny tiny bit of dna, dna that twisted up and changed a whole fucking lot on the way to getting the 46 chromosone state at that.

Thats like saying a mosquito bite is a new entity on your body because it has some of the mosquito in it. Actually the mosquito bite would have more of the mosquito in it than the "child" would have parts of his father in it.

OH BUT LOOK IT HAS ITS OWN GENETIC CODE. Nope, virusses do that to you too.
#284 - powerfapping (07/10/2013) [-]
Your failure to use common sense is astounding. Yes, it is a big deal when a human interferes to end a life. If you want to talk about natural vs. human action, let's look at terminally ill patients. A man might die of cancer and it's nobody's fault, but if I smother that same person with his pillow, it's murder. The same rule applies. If a child dies as the result of a miscarriage, that's sad. If a child dies because you directly interfere with its development, that's murder. (I will say that if this interference is to preserve the mother's well-being, that is justifiable). And no, those cells are not his mother. It doesn't matter how small the amount of genetic material is. It's present, so the genetic code of the child is unique to his mother. That bit of dna may be small, but it's present in every cell.

Your mosquito analogy is fundamentally flawed. A mosquito may leave bits of itself, but those bits are not being used to create new cells. They aren't altering the DNA of any cells. A mosquito is sucking blood, not making love. You can't base your arguments on flimsy analogies.

I also don't understand how the virus is relevant. Of course a virus has its own genetic code. It's a fucking foreign entity in your body. Why do you think our immune system attempts to combat it?
User avatar #276 - miscarriage (07/01/2013) [-]
guys, guys, stop fighting.
#277 - powerfapping (07/01/2013) [-]
I have to ask, why did you choose this name?
#278 - miscarriage (07/01/2013) [-]
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idunnolol
#279 - idunnolol (07/01/2013) [-]
u wanna fite me fgt?
#280 - miscarriage (07/01/2013) [-]
#129 - That most certainly is a child inside the woman. Saying otherw…  [+] (10 new replies) 06/30/2013 on Babies 0
#157 - crzylion (06/30/2013) [-]
also, by your definition a growth of cancer is a child too
#156 - crzylion (06/30/2013) [-]
did you know alot of periods are then, by your definition, children?

Because more than half the impregnated egg cells get flushed out just like the unimpregnated ones.

Going to inspect your wife's every period to see if you should hold a funeral?
#275 - powerfapping (07/01/2013) [-]
Well I'm not very sure what you're getting at with the periods. It seems to me that you've described a miscarriage resulting from the fertilized egg not being able to attach itself to the uterine wall. That certainly is unfortunate that the child doesn't get the chance to grow.

Also, no, cancer is not a child. Cancer does not derive its genetic code from a father's input of genetic material. I've never heard of a cancerous growth advancing through the stages of human maturity.
#283 - crzylion (07/03/2013) [-]
what im getting at is there are more fertilized egg cells that dont grow into children than there are those who do.

so when it happens naturally its no big deal, but when the exact same process gets a human nudge its a murder? Thats so shortsighted i cant really find the words to express myself.

Also, those bunch of cells ARE HIS MOTHER, injected with a tiny tiny bit of dna, dna that twisted up and changed a whole fucking lot on the way to getting the 46 chromosone state at that.

Thats like saying a mosquito bite is a new entity on your body because it has some of the mosquito in it. Actually the mosquito bite would have more of the mosquito in it than the "child" would have parts of his father in it.

OH BUT LOOK IT HAS ITS OWN GENETIC CODE. Nope, virusses do that to you too.
#284 - powerfapping (07/10/2013) [-]
Your failure to use common sense is astounding. Yes, it is a big deal when a human interferes to end a life. If you want to talk about natural vs. human action, let's look at terminally ill patients. A man might die of cancer and it's nobody's fault, but if I smother that same person with his pillow, it's murder. The same rule applies. If a child dies as the result of a miscarriage, that's sad. If a child dies because you directly interfere with its development, that's murder. (I will say that if this interference is to preserve the mother's well-being, that is justifiable). And no, those cells are not his mother. It doesn't matter how small the amount of genetic material is. It's present, so the genetic code of the child is unique to his mother. That bit of dna may be small, but it's present in every cell.

Your mosquito analogy is fundamentally flawed. A mosquito may leave bits of itself, but those bits are not being used to create new cells. They aren't altering the DNA of any cells. A mosquito is sucking blood, not making love. You can't base your arguments on flimsy analogies.

I also don't understand how the virus is relevant. Of course a virus has its own genetic code. It's a fucking foreign entity in your body. Why do you think our immune system attempts to combat it?
User avatar #276 - miscarriage (07/01/2013) [-]
guys, guys, stop fighting.
#277 - powerfapping (07/01/2013) [-]
I have to ask, why did you choose this name?
#278 - miscarriage (07/01/2013) [-]
This image has expired
idunnolol
#279 - idunnolol (07/01/2013) [-]
u wanna fite me fgt?
#280 - miscarriage (07/01/2013) [-]
#115 - And before you ask, yes I'm butthurt. 06/28/2013 on Ultimate Motivational (Read... 0
#114 - Listen here brother. I don't know what your story is, I don't …  [+] (1 new reply) 06/28/2013 on Ultimate Motivational (Read... +1
#116 - bitchplzzz (06/28/2013) [-]
#111 - And you sound like a self-righteous prick.  [+] (4 new replies) 06/28/2013 on Ultimate Motivational (Read... 0
User avatar #113 - bitchplzzz (06/28/2013) [-]
At least im aware
#115 - powerfapping (06/28/2013) [-]
And before you ask, yes I'm butthurt.
#114 - powerfapping (06/28/2013) [-]
Listen here brother. I don't know what your story is, I don't know whether you're middle class, impoverished, wealthy, or what have you. But if you think that being middle class means perfectly happy, all taken care of, not a care in the world, you're not just ignorant - you're a moron. The fact of the matter is that whether rich, poor, or middle class, everybody has their bad days. I'm sure you've seen the other comments on this post. Just because somebody has better living conditions does not mean they don't get pissed off. Anger, Frustration, Sadness, Depression: they're all human emotions, and sometimes the little things just set it all off. So if some asshole decides to stop short at a light and I end up having to clean up my car in an office parking lot, and some idiot online is telling me to cheer the fuck up because I have power in my house, I'll reserve my God given right to express frustration. And you're entitled to do the same.
#116 - bitchplzzz (06/28/2013) [-]
#11 - No, but you did have way too many Toby Maguire movies.  [+] (7 new replies) 06/28/2013 on Poor Spidey +3
User avatar #13 - sircrocodile (06/28/2013) [-]
Those films were the bomb.
User avatar #29 - lurkerlarry (06/28/2013) [-]
The way I see it: The amazing spiderman > spiderman > spiderman 2 >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> shit > spiderman 3
#17 - EnergizierAnon (06/28/2013) [-]
those films were shit.

<< better spiderman.
User avatar #27 - jaknik (06/28/2013) [-]
that movie was so laughable.
User avatar #75 - alexanderburns (06/28/2013) [-]
And Toby Maguire crying wasn't?
#48 - xxitzchubbsxx (06/28/2013) [-]
laughably good.
#21 - chaoticwaffle (06/28/2013) [-]
I liked both.
#75 - Having a pretty ****** day, then I stumble across…  [+] (7 new replies) 06/28/2013 on Ultimate Motivational (Read... +1
User avatar #101 - bitchplzzz (06/28/2013) [-]
"Guys Im a middle class guy with a job, a computer a house and I had to workout today, FML!!!"

^ thats how you sound
#111 - powerfapping (06/28/2013) [-]
And you sound like a self-righteous prick.
User avatar #113 - bitchplzzz (06/28/2013) [-]
At least im aware
#115 - powerfapping (06/28/2013) [-]
And before you ask, yes I'm butthurt.
#114 - powerfapping (06/28/2013) [-]
Listen here brother. I don't know what your story is, I don't know whether you're middle class, impoverished, wealthy, or what have you. But if you think that being middle class means perfectly happy, all taken care of, not a care in the world, you're not just ignorant - you're a moron. The fact of the matter is that whether rich, poor, or middle class, everybody has their bad days. I'm sure you've seen the other comments on this post. Just because somebody has better living conditions does not mean they don't get pissed off. Anger, Frustration, Sadness, Depression: they're all human emotions, and sometimes the little things just set it all off. So if some asshole decides to stop short at a light and I end up having to clean up my car in an office parking lot, and some idiot online is telling me to cheer the fuck up because I have power in my house, I'll reserve my God given right to express frustration. And you're entitled to do the same.
#116 - bitchplzzz (06/28/2013) [-]
User avatar #81 - flemsdfer (06/28/2013) [-]
Wahhh.
#13 - Welp, it's official. Guns make people happy. 06/28/2013 on Radish +1
#27 - Picture 06/28/2013 on Mind games +8
#41 - They actually do continue the quest with Sapphire. I'm not sur… 06/28/2013 on Sneak 101 +4
#115 - This is the most bastardized version of the "Her body, he… 06/27/2013 on Fetuses -4
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