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| #4484080 - Im gonna pop some nipples but I only got 20 boobs in my pocket. | 05/18/2013 on My Little Pony fanfiction,... | 0 |
| #4484076 - Hi [+] (2 new replies) | 05/18/2013 on My Little Pony fanfiction,... | 0 |
| #1563 - emotion transfer back? [+] (9 new replies) | 05/18/2013 on posttwo's profile | 0 |
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regnollonger (05/18/2013) [-] If you watch handball, could you tell me who you think the top 5 best national teams? | ||
| #4478681 - Give it to him | 05/18/2013 on My Little Pony fanfiction,... | 0 |
| #4478674 - The good one? [+] (5 new replies) | 05/18/2013 on My Little Pony fanfiction,... | 0 |
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regnollonger (05/18/2013) [-] French national team - Polish national team Or another team? Iceland? Denmark? Croatia? #4478724
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regnollonger (05/18/2013) [-] If you watch handball, could you tell me who you think the top 5 best national teams? | ||
| #4478666 - will you be here in 10 minutes? [+] (2 new replies) | 05/18/2013 on My Little Pony fanfiction,... | 0 |
| #4478206 - Te amo | 05/17/2013 on My Little Pony fanfiction,... | 0 |
| #4478188 - awesome. ¿Que te parece si vamos los dos a algun lado? [+] (2 new replies) | 05/17/2013 on My Little Pony fanfiction,... | 0 |
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| #4478148 - yes [+] (8 new replies) | 05/17/2013 on My Little Pony fanfiction,... | 0 |
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regnollonger (05/18/2013) [-] French national team - Polish national team Or another team? Iceland? Denmark? Croatia? #4478724
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regnollonger (05/18/2013) [-] If you watch handball, could you tell me who you think the top 5 best national teams? | ||
| #4478110 - yes [+] (10 new replies) | 05/17/2013 on My Little Pony fanfiction,... | 0 |
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regnollonger (05/18/2013) [-] French national team - Polish national team Or another team? Iceland? Denmark? Croatia? #4478724
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regnollonger (05/18/2013) [-] If you watch handball, could you tell me who you think the top 5 best national teams? | ||
| #4478099 - I dont even leave my bed [+] (12 new replies) | 05/17/2013 on My Little Pony fanfiction,... | 0 |
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regnollonger (05/18/2013) [-] French national team - Polish national team Or another team? Iceland? Denmark? Croatia? #4478724
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regnollonger (05/18/2013) [-] If you watch handball, could you tell me who you think the top 5 best national teams? | ||
| #4478090 - Im actually polish [+] (14 new replies) | 05/17/2013 on My Little Pony fanfiction,... | 0 |
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regnollonger (05/18/2013) [-] French national team - Polish national team Or another team? Iceland? Denmark? Croatia? #4478724
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regnollonger (05/18/2013) [-] If you watch handball, could you tell me who you think the top 5 best national teams? | ||
| #1 - I hereby take over this profile in the name of the posttwo empire | 05/17/2013 on analfox's profile | 0 |
| #4478064 - pls [+] (16 new replies) | 05/17/2013 on My Little Pony fanfiction,... | 0 |
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regnollonger (05/17/2013) [-] staph it you silly Canadian yes you might know one more language than murica and not be as mcfucked up but damn it you are all the same #4478695
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regnollonger (05/18/2013) [-] French national team - Polish national team Or another team? Iceland? Denmark? Croatia? #4478724
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regnollonger (05/18/2013) [-] If you watch handball, could you tell me who you think the top 5 best national teams? | ||
| #4478046 - ¿Que te parece si vamos los dos a algun lado? [+] (18 new replies) | 05/17/2013 on My Little Pony fanfiction,... | 0 |
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regnollonger (05/17/2013) [-] staph it you silly Canadian yes you might know one more language than murica and not be as mcfucked up but damn it you are all the same #4478695
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regnollonger (05/18/2013) [-] French national team - Polish national team Or another team? Iceland? Denmark? Croatia? #4478724
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regnollonger (05/18/2013) [-] If you watch handball, could you tell me who you think the top 5 best national teams? | ||
| #4478041 - What does that mean? [+] (4 new replies) | 05/17/2013 on My Little Pony fanfiction,... | 0 |
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| #4478032 - **posttwo rolls 350** | 05/17/2013 on My Little Pony fanfiction,... | 0 |
| #4478024 - The gay est way possible. [+] (6 new replies) | 05/17/2013 on My Little Pony fanfiction,... | 0 |
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masterofmuffins (05/17/2013) [-] ¿Que te parece si vamos los dos a algun lado? What the hell am I doing. | ||
| #4478023 - funnyjunk is censoring bugmenot | 05/17/2013 on My Little Pony fanfiction,... | 0 |
| #4478020 - bugmenot com/view/funnyjunk.com Lol funnyjunk is co… | 05/17/2013 on My Little Pony fanfiction,... | 0 |
| #4478017 - google.com Im not out of urls | 05/17/2013 on My Little Pony fanfiction,... | 0 |
| #4478015 - [url deleted] Hue [+] (24 new replies) | 05/17/2013 on My Little Pony fanfiction,... | 0 |
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regnollonger (05/17/2013) [-] Yes, you can have your own little 2 digit IQ 1 language opinion while you consume fluoride and aspartame while your own twin towers get demolished by your own government while you continue to throw money on the table so that the government can continue to waste their money on a war that never should of happened All of this because of a handful of jews that said that they were one day going to control the world, and your country is so mcfucked up that they are actually supporting it. #4478084
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regnollonger (05/17/2013) [-] staph it you silly Canadian yes you might know one more language than murica and not be as mcfucked up but damn it you are all the same #4478695
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regnollonger (05/18/2013) [-] French national team - Polish national team Or another team? Iceland? Denmark? Croatia? #4478724
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regnollonger (05/18/2013) [-] If you watch handball, could you tell me who you think the top 5 best national teams? | ||
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irvea (05/15/2013) [-] Update for the tool. pastebin.com/qXQH8RPY
[*] More user friendly prompt for username
[*] You can now hide the logo by changing the dontDisplayLogo variable below
[+] Hotkey (Ctrl + R) for our Reply function
Working on some changes so I might give you another message soon.
[*] More user friendly prompt for username
[*] You can now hide the logo by changing the dontDisplayLogo variable below
[+] Hotkey (Ctrl + R) for our Reply function
Working on some changes so I might give you another message soon.
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irvea (05/13/2013) [-] I like it.
"//I see you checked the code! You may now remove whats below."
let's hope they don't take away my part of the script that's also below that line. XD
But can you allow me to edit it? userscripts.org/users/517347
Or doesn't userscripts.org have an option of multiple authors?
Anyway, I'll have an update for it soon.
"//I see you checked the code! You may now remove whats below."
let's hope they don't take away my part of the script that's also below that line. XD
But can you allow me to edit it? userscripts.org/users/517347
Or doesn't userscripts.org have an option of multiple authors?
Anyway, I'll have an update for it soon.
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irvea (05/13/2013) [-] dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/25469217/tampermonkey/funnyjunk-thumb-script-3.js
Download and upload to that site, I might give a new version again real soon. (is there a way you can add another user to edit it after you uploaded it?
I hope it's okay I changed the title and description. .3.
Download and upload to that site, I might give a new version again real soon. (is there a way you can add another user to edit it after you uploaded it?
I hope it's okay I changed the title and description. .3.
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posttwo (05/13/2013) [-] function removesmiles(){
$('img[src="www.funnyjunk.com/site/funnyjunk/images/chat/emoticons/defaul t/kiss.gif"]').remove();
$('img[src="www.funnyjunk.com/site/funnyjunk/images/chat/emoticons/defaul t/smile.gif"]').remove();
$('img[src="www.funnyjunk.com/site/funnyjunk/images/chat/emoticons/default/big_grin.gif"]').remove();
$('img[src="www.funnyjunk.com/site/funnyjunk/images/chat/emoticons/defaul t/sad.gif"]').remove();
$('img[src="www.funnyjunk.com/site/funnyjunk/images/chat/emoticons/defaul t/tongue.gif"]').remove();
$('img[src="www.funnyjunk.com/site/funnyjunk/images/chat/emoticons/defaul t/surprise.gif"]').remove();
$('img[src="www.funnyjunk.com/site/funnyjunk/images/chat/emoticons/defaul t/confused.gif"]').remove();
$('img[src="www.funnyjunk.com/site/funnyjunk/images/chat/emoticons/defaul t/blushing.gif"]').remove();
$('img[src="www.funnyjunk.com/site/funnyjunk/images/chat/emoticons/default/broken_heart.gif"]').remove();
$('img[src="www.funnyjunk.com/site/funnyjunk/images/chat/emoticons/defaul t/love.gif"]').remove();
}
$(document).keypress(function(e)
{
switch(e.which)
{
// user presses the "a"
case 97: removesmiles();
break;
}
});
I can bind it to the A key
$('img[src="www.funnyjunk.com/site/funnyjunk/images/chat/emoticons/defaul t/kiss.gif"]').remove();
$('img[src="www.funnyjunk.com/site/funnyjunk/images/chat/emoticons/defaul t/smile.gif"]').remove();
$('img[src="www.funnyjunk.com/site/funnyjunk/images/chat/emoticons/default/big_grin.gif"]').remove();
$('img[src="www.funnyjunk.com/site/funnyjunk/images/chat/emoticons/defaul t/sad.gif"]').remove();
$('img[src="www.funnyjunk.com/site/funnyjunk/images/chat/emoticons/defaul t/tongue.gif"]').remove();
$('img[src="www.funnyjunk.com/site/funnyjunk/images/chat/emoticons/defaul t/surprise.gif"]').remove();
$('img[src="www.funnyjunk.com/site/funnyjunk/images/chat/emoticons/defaul t/confused.gif"]').remove();
$('img[src="www.funnyjunk.com/site/funnyjunk/images/chat/emoticons/defaul t/blushing.gif"]').remove();
$('img[src="www.funnyjunk.com/site/funnyjunk/images/chat/emoticons/default/broken_heart.gif"]').remove();
$('img[src="www.funnyjunk.com/site/funnyjunk/images/chat/emoticons/defaul t/love.gif"]').remove();
}
$(document).keypress(function(e)
{
switch(e.which)
{
// user presses the "a"
case 97: removesmiles();
break;
}
});
I can bind it to the A key
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irvea (05/13/2013) [-] Ah good, you did include jQuery. Any reason why you included 1.9.1?
Funnyjunk currently uses 1.8.2, I recommend including that one in your user script too.
It won't make 2 jQuerys anyway, it just would be a backup and then you'll always be sure about which version is loaded.
Okay now use jQuery's keydown. api.jquery.com/keydown/
And check using an if statement if the entered keycode is 82.
Funnyjunk currently uses 1.8.2, I recommend including that one in your user script too.
It won't make 2 jQuerys anyway, it just would be a backup and then you'll always be sure about which version is loaded.
Okay now use jQuery's keydown. api.jquery.com/keydown/
And check using an if statement if the entered keycode is 82.
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irvea (05/13/2013) [-] "Note that keydown and keyup provide a code indicating which key is pressed, while keypress indicates which character was entered. For example, a lowercase "a" will be reported as 65 by keydown and keyup, but as 97 by keypress. An uppercase "A" is reported as 65 by all events. Because of this distinction, when catching special keystrokes such as arrow keys, .keydown() or .keyup() is a better choice."
