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portshadow  

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portshadow Avatar Level 238 Comments: Ambassador Of Lulz
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Gender: male
Age: 21
Facebook Profile: https://www.facebook.com/pages/ShadowSoldier/44325
Youtube Channel: http://www.youtube.com/user/ShadowSouja?feature=mh
Consoles Owned: Xbox, PC
X-box Gamertag: PortShadow
Interests: Gaming, Dirtbiking, Programming
Date Signed Up:4/26/2011
Last Login:5/23/2013
Location:Oxford MA
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Content Ranking:#5812
Comment Ranking:#1647
Highest Content Rank:#5800
Highest Comment Rank:#1199
Content Thumbs: 772 total,  1144 ,  372
Comment Thumbs: 3817 total,  4504 ,  687
Content Level Progress: 20% (2/10)
Level 77 Content: FJ Cultist → Level 78 Content: FJ Cultist
Comment Level Progress: 17% (17/100)
Level 238 Comments: Ambassador Of Lulz → Level 239 Comments: Ambassador Of Lulz
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Content Views:61955
Times Content Favorited:73 times
Total Comments Made:914
FJ Points:4615
I'm just a guy who loves to get scared and play video games. I also love watching Markiplier and PewDiePie.

I love playing Videogames. I've played videogames all my life, ever since I was a kid. Now that I'm in college, I barely have time to play anymore. I do lots of Let's Plays though. Check out my Facebook, Youtube, or Website.

latest user's comments

#1 - "Meanwhile" now has lost it's meaning inside my head. 04/15/2013 on Meanwhile 0
#8 - Like a good neighbor state farm is there. 04/15/2013 on Well, are you? 0
#29 - **portshadow rolled a random image posted in comment #176 a… 04/15/2013 on Out 0
#134 - **portshadow rolled a random image posted in comment #59 at… 04/14/2013 on Now I can go outside +2
#2 - Because he wants you to smell his finger? 04/14/2013 on I see what you did there 0
#1 - I remember I was talking to this girl at highschool, and she w… 04/14/2013 on Shitty Experience 0
#1214 - **portshadow rolls 09** 04/14/2013 on North Korea is going to... 0
#93 - It is, both. When you get a chance, go to " FunnyJunk.com… 04/14/2013 on Best Korea's recent missile... 0
#87 - Yeah. I'm at an internship where a lot of the time, I have to …  [+] (2 new replies) 04/14/2013 on Best Korea's recent missile... 0
User avatar #89 - Nameloc (04/14/2013) [-]
Huh, that's weird.
Sounds like an interesting, yet boring, job.
User avatar #93 - portshadow (04/14/2013) [-]
It is, both. When you get a chance, go to "FunnyJunk.com/robots.txt"

The "Disallow" statements tell crawlers what URL appendages they can and can't get into.

For example,

"User-Agent: *
Disallow: /funny_gifs"

...would prevent crawlers from accessing funnyjunk's gif page. Of course, people can program these crawlers to ignore the Robots file, so it's up to DJ 4DM1N which IP address he wants to block.
#81 - What about crawlers?  [+] (4 new replies) 04/14/2013 on Best Korea's recent missile... 0
User avatar #82 - Nameloc (04/14/2013) [-]
Crawlers?
User avatar #87 - portshadow (04/14/2013) [-]
Yeah. I'm at an internship where a lot of the time, I have to watch the live feed of IP addresses entering the site. And lots of them are Chinese BAIDU spiders. (Pre programmed crawlers that traverse the web and index sites). They follow the Robots.txt files, so for the most part, they're harmless.
User avatar #89 - Nameloc (04/14/2013) [-]
Huh, that's weird.
Sounds like an interesting, yet boring, job.
User avatar #93 - portshadow (04/14/2013) [-]
It is, both. When you get a chance, go to "FunnyJunk.com/robots.txt"

The "Disallow" statements tell crawlers what URL appendages they can and can't get into.

For example,

"User-Agent: *
Disallow: /funny_gifs"

...would prevent crawlers from accessing funnyjunk's gif page. Of course, people can program these crawlers to ignore the Robots file, so it's up to DJ 4DM1N which IP address he wants to block.
#78 - Markiplier fan? 04/14/2013 on Best Korea's recent missile... 0
#397 - **portshadow rolls 65** 04/13/2013 on North Korea is going to... 0
#7 - **portshadow rolled a random image posted in comment #2 at … 04/13/2013 on Yes 0
#12 - Picture 04/13/2013 on anyone have a better... 0
#7 - **portshadow rolled a random image posted in comment #39 at… 04/13/2013 on Come on Pooky! 0
#108 - **portshadow rolled a random image posted in comment #383882… 04/13/2013 on *Roll Picture* 0
#1 - Goddamn... I haven't even made it halfway past season 2, and t… 04/13/2013 on I am Octavia [Titanium Parody] 0
#23 - F-J's Fucking Awesome.  [+] (4 new replies) 04/12/2013 on Macklemore is a cool guy +13
User avatar #27 - someponynew (04/12/2013) [-]
Nah, walk up to the page, like whatap, i got no life...
User avatar #32 - davidispissed (04/12/2013) [-]
everyone's coked up drinkin soda and smellin' ripe.
#31 - bcsaint has deleted their comment.
User avatar #33 - davidispissed (04/12/2013) [-]
everyone's like, red tide this fucker for a moment.
#21 - I've only got 20 dildos in my pocket.  [+] (6 new replies) 04/12/2013 on Macklemore is a cool guy +15
User avatar #22 - whatasickname (04/12/2013) [-]
i,i, i'm rustled, looking for some hummus
User avatar #23 - portshadow (04/12/2013) [-]
F-J's Fucking Awesome.
User avatar #27 - someponynew (04/12/2013) [-]
Nah, walk up to the page, like whatap, i got no life...
User avatar #32 - davidispissed (04/12/2013) [-]
everyone's coked up drinkin soda and smellin' ripe.
#31 - bcsaint has deleted their comment.
User avatar #33 - davidispissed (04/12/2013) [-]
everyone's like, red tide this fucker for a moment.
#26 - **portshadow rolled user comanderspy ** This guy? 04/12/2013 on Most famous FJ users? +1
#215 - Ooooh. I meant life* 04/12/2013 on Can't decide 0
#214 - **portshadow rolled a random image posted in comment #391754…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/12/2013 on Can't decide +2
User avatar #215 - portshadow (04/12/2013) [-]
Ooooh. I meant life*
#19 - I am. I'm an IT intern. Today's been uneventful, so I'm just w…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/11/2013 on Mr. Sticky Fingers 0
User avatar #22 - nidhugg (04/11/2013) [-]
Aha.
#17 - Wears* I'm at work, don't expect me to type right on …  [+] (3 new replies) 04/11/2013 on Mr. Sticky Fingers +1
User avatar #18 - nidhugg (04/11/2013) [-]
Shouldn't you be...working?
User avatar #19 - portshadow (04/11/2013) [-]
I am. I'm an IT intern. Today's been uneventful, so I'm just watching the website's live feed and banning random users xD
User avatar #22 - nidhugg (04/11/2013) [-]
Aha.
#16 - Don't be silly, wrap your willy. So THAT'S why he whe…  [+] (4 new replies) 04/11/2013 on Mr. Sticky Fingers 0
User avatar #17 - portshadow (04/11/2013) [-]
Wears*

I'm at work, don't expect me to type right on this keyboard.
User avatar #18 - nidhugg (04/11/2013) [-]
Shouldn't you be...working?
User avatar #19 - portshadow (04/11/2013) [-]
I am. I'm an IT intern. Today's been uneventful, so I'm just watching the website's live feed and banning random users xD
User avatar #22 - nidhugg (04/11/2013) [-]
Aha.
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#12 - tredbear (02/13/2013) [-]
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User avatar #9 - childsmack (11/29/2012) [-]
mike belle?
User avatar #10 to #9 - portshadow (11/30/2012) [-]
No... this is his friend.
User avatar #11 to #10 - childsmack (12/02/2012) [-]
oh me too
#2 - nightmarechild **User deleted account** Comment deleted by portshadow [-]
User avatar #3 to #2 - portshadow (09/25/2012) [-]
Sorry, but for it to work, I gotta take this down xD
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