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    Fosters.. Fosters..
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    Infomercial: The Game Infomercial: The Game
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    Ill protect you.... Ill protect you....
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    Always win! Always win!
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    Things i hate Things i hate
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    BabyCakes Dream Warrior BabyCakes Dream Warrior
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    Well that escalated quickly... Well that escalated quickly...
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    asked for it... asked for it...
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    dancing when no ones watching dancing when no ones watching
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    Mario Mario
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    yo bitch yo bitch
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#73 - heres a fact for those who arent aware of this... alcohol …  [+] (8 new replies) 04/29/2013 on Drinking Game +21
User avatar #149 - dkiscoo (04/29/2013) [-]
Ill just leave this here

www.telegraph.co.uk/science/science-news/5118283/Bacon-sandwich-really-do es-cure-a-hangover.html
#140 - N. Korean citizen (04/29/2013) [-]
holy shit, i guess you 15 year olds didnt know alcohol dehydrates you and that if you drink a couple liters of water prior to going to sleep after a heavy night, you wont even feel so bad the next morning.
#134 - N. Korean citizen (04/29/2013) [-]
Tips for drinking if you don't wanna feel like shit the next day:
1. Don't do heavy drinking on an empty stomach
2. If you're already fucked up, steer clear of the liquor - otherwise, go nuts
3. Before you go to sleep, if possible, drink a bunch of water, or a gatorade or something similar so you aren't so dehydrated.
4. (optional) Go puke before you go to bed, it sucks, but it gets rid of all the alcohol that hasn't digested yet, and you'll sober up a bit quicker.
5. When you wake up, eat some fuckin food and drink some water, unless you still think you're gonna puke, in which case, go puke, then eat

Feel free to add to this list.
User avatar #105 - dyllygaf (04/29/2013) [-]
If you have a small glass of juice in between each drink you finish it will help keep you hydrated throughout the night and drastically reduce the effects of a hang over the next morning :)
User avatar #78 - wedgehead (04/29/2013) [-]
- go home drunk
- drink some glasses of water
- no hangover
- ???
- profit
#101 - N. Korean citizen (04/29/2013) [-]
nope no profit. nobody is going to pay you to not get a hangover and with that said that means absolutely no profit for you
User avatar #162 - ilovehitler (04/29/2013) [-]
>get people who are new to drinking extremely drunk, make them feel like shit next morning
>do this everyday
>sell 'cure' to them
>profit

Saying there's no way to profit off of something just means you haven't thought it through enough.
User avatar #96 - larski (04/29/2013) [-]
I usually take a bottle of water right next to my bed after I've been drinking and everytime I wake up I take a good sip. Definitely helps to prevent, or at least ease, the upcoming hangover.
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#1 - there ya go. 04/28/2013 on Infomercial: The Game +2
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#87 - liar liar  [+] (1 new reply) 10/02/2012 on Huehuehue +1
#89 - kismonos (10/02/2012) [-]
Thank you sir. here's another gif from Jim Carrey.
#2 - she couldnt wait for her period atleast?!! 09/27/2012 on I don't even... also check... 0
#4 - when hes says "i wonder if it remembers me" , is he …  [+] (2 new replies) 09/24/2012 on in honor of bill murray's... -9
User avatar #6 - thegorn (09/24/2012) [-]
He's talking about the shark in Life Aquatic
#5 - bigmanblue (09/24/2012) [-]
painting and quote taken from a movie
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