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#57 - Ew.  [+] (1 new reply) 22 hours ago on Docking +3
#58 - keltainenlumi (22 hours ago) [-]
ikr
It's actually called symmetrical or asymmetrical docking. But close enough.
#52 - In addition, it can refer to the act of a man with a small pen…  [+] (3 new replies) 03/28/2015 on Docking +4
User avatar #56 - keltainenlumi (22 hours ago) [-]
And two women pressing their breasts together
#57 - pootismang (22 hours ago) [-]
Ew.
#58 - keltainenlumi (22 hours ago) [-]
ikr
It's actually called symmetrical or asymmetrical docking. But close enough.
#30 - You incognito? Puru likes cookies.  [+] (1 new reply) 03/28/2015 on Arriving at job/school 0
User avatar #38 - megaton (19 hours ago) [-]
i guess that could explain that
#2 - Picture 03/28/2015 on More Religion +3
#5 - You're far too modest. I think you're cute. … 03/28/2015 on A proposition for... +1
#123 - Shut up you ******* weeaboo. 03/28/2015 on Go to bed! 0
#48 - Huh, didn't think it was something that could really just happ… 03/28/2015 on Fat Shaming Friday Comp 3 0
#46 - Ha, gay.  [+] (2 new replies) 03/28/2015 on Fat Shaming Friday Comp 3 +1
#50 - assassindash (03/28/2015) [-]
You know it, me loves me dick, and me loves me pusssaayyyyy.



#236 - anonymous (16 hours ago) [-]
aaaaeeee ccccceeeeeeeend heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeer
#44 - I do like me some dick girls. Even when the…  [+] (4 new replies) 03/28/2015 on Fat Shaming Friday Comp 3 +1
#45 - assassindash (03/28/2015) [-]
The only cock I love is my own.
User avatar #46 - pootismang (03/28/2015) [-]
Ha, gay.
#50 - assassindash (03/28/2015) [-]
You know it, me loves me dick, and me loves me pusssaayyyyy.



#236 - anonymous (16 hours ago) [-]
aaaaeeee ccccceeeeeeeend heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeer
#41 - **pootismang used "*roll picture*"** **pootismang rolled i…  [+] (7 new replies) 03/28/2015 on Fat Shaming Friday Comp 3 +1
#42 - assassindash (03/28/2015) [-]
TBH, gay stuff will never turn me on though. I refuse to even make the attempt. I mean dick girls might be gay too and all, And they are Andra they are, but that wouldn't stop me from banging their brains out if they were at least attractive on a womanly side.... And skinny.... Pretty much have to have the looks to back it up....

I don't really like dick girls....

MFW insulting a mods fetish
User avatar #136 - andra (23 hours ago) [-]
its ok bby i forgive you
User avatar #44 - pootismang (03/28/2015) [-]
I do like me some dick girls.
Even when they aren't super girly.
Or are dudes.
I just love cocks so much.
No homo.
#45 - assassindash (03/28/2015) [-]
The only cock I love is my own.
User avatar #46 - pootismang (03/28/2015) [-]
Ha, gay.
#50 - assassindash (03/28/2015) [-]
You know it, me loves me dick, and me loves me pusssaayyyyy.



#236 - anonymous (16 hours ago) [-]
aaaaeeee ccccceeeeeeeend heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeer

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#188 - admin (03/25/2015) [-]
Hi pootismang! Great leader gave you a magical North Korean rocket!
#187 - admin (03/21/2015) [-]
Hi pootismang! Dear Leader Admin sent me to work in your mines!
#186 to #185 - pootismang (02/19/2015) [-]
Fantastic.
I hope.
#164 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (02/19/2015) [-]
So you like my socks?..
#165 to #164 - pootismang (02/19/2015) [-]
Maybe a little...
There's a lot of Tomoko around here.
#166 to #165 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (02/19/2015) [-]
Yeah there is... Ehehe.
#167 to #166 - pootismang (02/19/2015) [-]
I'm gonna ******* get you for switching from Franken Fran. I had a wide berth for my avatarfagging before you scooched in.
#168 to #167 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (02/19/2015) [-]
I used tomoko before you did. I just switched back.
#169 to #168 - pootismang (02/19/2015) [-]
To the Shame Cube I go. I hate the Shame Cube.
#170 to #169 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (02/19/2015) [-]
Haha~ I've had a lot of mascots.
User avatar #171 to #170 - pootismang (02/19/2015) [-]
So... what brings you around to this odd end of nowhere?
User avatar #172 to #171 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (02/19/2015) [-]
Idunno....
User avatar #173 to #172 - pootismang (02/19/2015) [-]
Well, you're welcome here any time. Sit anywhere you like.
User avatar #174 to #173 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (02/19/2015) [-]
is in your lap acceptable?
#175 to #174 - pootismang (02/19/2015) [-]
You whore. Although I suppose I did say anywhere.
User avatar #176 to #175 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (02/19/2015) [-]
hehe~
User avatar #177 to #176 - pootismang (02/19/2015) [-]
**** , we're pretty deep into this conversation. Gotta say something normal, and quick. You've got a nice dick. **** .
User avatar #178 to #177 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (02/19/2015) [-]
ehehe >///<
#179 to #178 - pootismang (02/19/2015) [-]
Well, that's all I've got. I'll try and bring more to the table next time.
User avatar #180 to #179 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (02/19/2015) [-]
s-sooo
User avatar #182 to #181 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (02/19/2015) [-]
*wiggles in lap*
#183 to #182 - pootismang (02/19/2015) [-]
T-Thanks, you too.
User avatar #184 to #183 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (02/19/2015) [-]
hehe
#163 - landartheconqueror (02/04/2015) [-]
you shall never see 161 muahaha!
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#138 - KevinPutt ONLINE (01/19/2015) [-]
#139 to #138 - pootismang (01/20/2015) [-]
Hell yeah. Love me some RWBY.
Monty please, S3 now.
#140 to #139 - KevinPutt ONLINE (01/20/2015) [-]
Seriously, that cliff hanger though.
Who dis, who dat, WHY DAT, WHEN DAT
#141 to #140 - pootismang (01/20/2015) [-]
Everyone's waiting for the shocking reveal of I think it's their mom, I mean, probably is... right? and I'm just sitting here, waiting for more Neo.
#142 to #141 - KevinPutt ONLINE (01/20/2015) [-]
I mean, she looks just like Yang, so I'm assuming they're related somehow. I've even heard that she might be like the Ying to the Yang so she's like evil or something, but I doubt it. I'm thinking Mommy.   Neo is pretty awesome, a mute badass villain who's also adorable? 10/10. I actually kind of want to see her take on team RWBY solo at some point and see how that turns out. It seems like she could take them without even trying.
I mean, she looks just like Yang, so I'm assuming they're related somehow. I've even heard that she might be like the Ying to the Yang so she's like evil or something, but I doubt it. I'm thinking Mommy. Neo is pretty awesome, a mute badass villain who's also adorable? 10/10. I actually kind of want to see her take on team RWBY solo at some point and see how that turns out. It seems like she could take them without even trying.
#143 to #142 - pootismang (01/20/2015) [-]
She doesn't seem to be terribly strong offensively, and I don't think the rest of team RWBY would go as ham as Yang did, at let themselves get exhausted , but I'm definitely hyped for the new S2 bad guy crew vs RWBY, and I'm sure we'll get it.
#145 to #143 - KevinPutt ONLINE (01/20/2015) [-]
Good point, she seemed to really mess with Yang's mind, but only because Yang was in the "attack her head on" mode so all Neo had to do was fight defensively.
With 4 of them I bet they'd actually plan something out. Speaking of bad guy crew, I still didn't quite understand Yang's "mom" , maybe I wasn't paying very much attention but she seems like a bad guy to me, and even though evil, was protecting her daughter?
You know what else I want, is to see more of CFVY, Velvet specifically.
And handbag chaingun.
#146 to #145 - pootismang (01/20/2015) [-]
I have no idea what the deal is with Yang's mom. I had a good handle on what was going on until she showed up. I don't think she's evil, but hell if I know what her intentions are.
WHAT'S IN THE BOX?
#147 to #146 - KevinPutt ONLINE (01/20/2015) [-]
I hope that little innocent Velvet's weapon is actually some massive rocket launcher or something.   
What's with Rooster Teeth and turning simple stories into hella complicated stories?   
Red Vs Blue was a bunch of guys in a gulch standing and talking, and now it's... not even something I could totally explain without watching it over again.   
RWBY took a second for me to begin understanding and following, and the last few episodes of V2 made it so much harder.
I hope that little innocent Velvet's weapon is actually some massive rocket launcher or something.
What's with Rooster Teeth and turning simple stories into hella complicated stories?
Red Vs Blue was a bunch of guys in a gulch standing and talking, and now it's... not even something I could totally explain without watching it over again.
RWBY took a second for me to begin understanding and following, and the last few episodes of V2 made it so much harder.
#148 to #147 - pootismang (01/20/2015) [-]
I personally would like to see her weapon be some indescribable godknowswhat. Just some insane creation that Monty can spend 200 hours animating, that no words can describe.   
   
As far as what happened with the story; People complained there wasn't enough plot, so they kicked it up a notch. It's just going to escalate from here.
I personally would like to see her weapon be some indescribable godknowswhat. Just some insane creation that Monty can spend 200 hours animating, that no words can describe.

As far as what happened with the story; People complained there wasn't enough plot, so they kicked it up a notch. It's just going to escalate from here.
#149 to #148 - KevinPutt ONLINE (01/20/2015) [-]
That would be much better than a rocket launcher.   
   
Shame that we had to complain about the lack of plot, but I guess I'm satisfied with the outcome. Satisfied enough to the point where I have to see each episode the moment it comes out. And then be super pissed when there's a history lesson World of Remnant.
That would be much better than a rocket launcher.

Shame that we had to complain about the lack of plot, but I guess I'm satisfied with the outcome. Satisfied enough to the point where I have to see each episode the moment it comes out. And then be super pissed when there's a history lesson World of Remnant.
#150 to #149 - pootismang (01/20/2015) [-]
I heard you wanted to know more about dust, so I am here to teach you abou- GET OUT OF HERE YOU WHORE. I INTERRUPTED MY BUSY SCHEDULE OF honestly nothing FOR THIS!?
#151 to #150 - KevinPutt ONLINE (01/20/2015) [-]
And it was all stuff we already knew, too!   
There was one episode that was kind of neat, about nomads or something, but it's still not my RWBY episode!     
   
I'm not looking forward to them doing it once every two episodes on V3.
And it was all stuff we already knew, too!
There was one episode that was kind of neat, about nomads or something, but it's still not my RWBY episode!

I'm not looking forward to them doing it once every two episodes on V3.
User avatar #152 to #151 - episode (01/20/2015) [-]
I'm not your episode either.
User avatar #144 to #143 - pootismang (01/20/2015) [-]
Crap, I can't type. Edit button when?
#135 - landartheconqueror (01/08/2015) [-]
wuv u
wuv u
User avatar #137 to #136 - landartheconqueror (01/18/2015) [-]
NYOH MUH GAWD

I AM ELITE STATUS
BOW TO ME!

and yet it's not blue enough!
or orange
#130 to #129 - pootismang (01/06/2015) [-]
Hello, what brings you here?
Hello, what brings you here?
User avatar #131 to #130 - thelordofrepost (01/08/2015) [-]
You thumbed up one of my comments and I just felt like saying hi. It's not a new thing, I've gotten several hundred thumbs. I just wanted to try it once.
User avatar #132 to #131 - pootismang (01/08/2015) [-]
Well alrighty then. See you around.
#134 to #133 - pootismang (01/08/2015) [-]
Buh-bye. Come back soon!
User avatar #125 - ssjkirby (01/05/2015) [-]
Still no addy yet. ;P
#126 to #125 - pootismang (01/05/2015) [-]
Glorious leader is coming, I know it. He wouldn't leave me like this....
User avatar #127 to #126 - ssjkirby (01/05/2015) [-]
Your capitalism ho is very cute!
#128 to #127 - pootismang (01/05/2015) [-]
Capitalism is always cute. Don't let the poor people tell you otherwise.
#122 - havockwzy (01/04/2015) [-]
Daily reminder that you area real human bean and a real hero!
Daily reminder that you area real human bean and a real hero!
User avatar #123 to #122 - pootismang (01/04/2015) [-]
Thanks man, I needed that.
#111 - katiamanagen (01/03/2015) [-]
reply limit   
   
but  army of darkness is one thing i love more than prequel   
   
Ash was my childhood hero   
   
that is all.  ill let ya get to sleep
reply limit

but army of darkness is one thing i love more than prequel

Ash was my childhood hero

that is all. ill let ya get to sleep
User avatar #113 to #111 - pootismang (01/03/2015) [-]
You love something more than Prequel? That's nutty. And I don't sleep, I just pretend to so landar doesn't yell at me for not sleeping.
#115 to #113 - katiamanagen (01/03/2015) [-]
idk who landr is   
   
but  do this, stay awake forever
idk who landr is

but do this, stay awake forever
#117 to #115 - pootismang (01/03/2015) [-]
Got it, will do
#103 to #102 - DemonMatt (01/03/2015) [-]
Whale hello to you too. How's things?
#104 to #103 - pootismang (01/03/2015) [-]
Things are good... but what the hell am I looking at?
#105 to #104 - DemonMatt (01/03/2015) [-]
In between frames from the Simpsons because I have no other pictures on my iPad.
#106 to #105 - pootismang (01/03/2015) [-]
This is infinitely disturbing information I could have lived without...
#107 to #106 - DemonMatt (01/03/2015) [-]
The concept of an in between frame or the fact I have an iPad with crap for pics?
User avatar #108 to #107 - pootismang (01/03/2015) [-]
How terrifying the in between frames are.
User avatar #112 to #108 - DemonMatt (01/03/2015) [-]
So my sister informed me a lot of this wonky stuff is in fact called "animation smearing" and showed me this Tumblr page. animationsmears.tumblr.com
#109 to #108 - DemonMatt (01/03/2015) [-]
Yep, there's some pretty ridiculous **** going on.
#110 to #109 - pootismang (01/03/2015) [-]
So, what brings you to my humble abode?
So, what brings you to my humble abode?
#114 to #110 - DemonMatt (01/03/2015) [-]
>>112

Not sure if that will work right.
#116 to #114 - pootismang (01/03/2015) [-]
It didn't, but I see it now, must've missed the alert. There are two people on my profile at once, and I am easily confused. Some of these are just ridiculous.
#121 to #116 - DemonMatt (01/03/2015) [-]
I fell asleep.
And I like how that section of his head is clearly too thin to support eyes.
#91 to #90 - pootismang (01/02/2015) [-]
Why hello there.
#92 to #91 - DemonMatt (01/02/2015) [-]
Hey mang. How's things?
Hey mang. How's things?
#93 to #92 - pootismang (01/02/2015) [-]
Pretty good, started off the year with a bang... did basically nothing all day! How about you?
Pretty good, started off the year with a bang... did basically nothing all day! How about you?
#94 to #93 - DemonMatt (01/02/2015) [-]
Oh I totally... yeah, nothing.   
Played a lot of Steam.
Oh I totally... yeah, nothing.
Played a lot of Steam.
#95 to #94 - pootismang (01/02/2015) [-]
Kickass. What's the point of actually doing stuff anyways? I think it's overhyped.
Kickass. What's the point of actually doing stuff anyways? I think it's overhyped.
#96 to #95 - DemonMatt (01/02/2015) [-]
I'll be doing stuff. Eventually.   
I'm back to college on the 12th, assuming I don't get 			******		 over.
I'll be doing stuff. Eventually.
I'm back to college on the 12th, assuming I don't get ****** over.
#97 to #96 - pootismang (01/02/2015) [-]
Nonononono. You can't remind me of these horrible things. I do not have to start waking up at a reasonable time again soon.
Nonononono. You can't remind me of these horrible things. I do not have to start waking up at a reasonable time again soon.
#99 to #98 - pootismang (01/02/2015) [-]
Well, I'd love to chit chat but I've gotta run. Come back soon!
Well, I'd love to chit chat but I've gotta run. Come back soon!
#100 to #99 - DemonMatt (01/02/2015) [-]
Later!
Later!
User avatar #89 - pootismang (12/27/2014) [-]
Fight me rrenierr. Hiding behind the reply limit... shamefur dishpray.
User avatar #118 to #89 - rrenierr (01/03/2015) [-]
Wahaha!
User avatar #119 to #118 - pootismang (01/03/2015) [-]
Curses! Hiding behind my inability to remember why I'm mad at you... I'll get you for this.
#87 - pootismang (12/27/2014) [-]
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#88 to #87 - landartheconqueror (12/27/2014) [-]
hard to pick, but probably my current favourite. definitely currently my most used
hard to pick, but probably my current favourite. definitely currently my most used
#78 - valax (12/25/2014) [-]
Bet you expected something witty.
User avatar #80 to #78 - pootismang (12/25/2014) [-]
Joke's on you, my brain is already broken beyond the point of being able to generate expectations.
#82 to #80 - valax (12/25/2014) [-]
Well, I guess everything's unexpected, then!
User avatar #61 to #60 - pootismang (12/25/2014) [-]
Uhhhh, heeyyyyyy. I hope you don't uh, feel weird about anything that's going on right now. I am typing one handed.
User avatar #62 to #61 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (12/25/2014) [-]
oh my.
User avatar #63 to #62 - pootismang (12/25/2014) [-]
Soooorrrry. I just need to acclimate myself to dudes, and I remembered being tricked into beating off to you.
#64 to #63 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (12/25/2014) [-]
Um... I have more...
#65 to #64 - pootismang (12/25/2014) [-]
Consider me verrrrrry interested.
#67 to #66 - pootismang (12/25/2014) [-]
Yesssssssssss.
Yesssssssssss.
User avatar #68 to #67 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (12/25/2014) [-]
Do you have skype?
puu.sh/dIFGl/cbe3143fab.jpg
User avatar #71 to #68 - pootismang (12/25/2014) [-]
No, I'm just a loser with no friends... yet. Thus the Tomoko.
User avatar #72 to #71 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (12/25/2014) [-]
I feel it...
This one is really **** puu.sh/dIFVh/7e3bee5913.jpg
#73 to #72 - pootismang (12/25/2014) [-]
Alrighty. Thanks for the help. I'll see what I can do here. no homo tho
User avatar #74 to #73 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (12/25/2014) [-]
eheh
#55 - Fgner (12/24/2014) [-]
When I'm finished with you, you'll be feeling it.
#56 to #55 - pootismang (12/24/2014) [-]
Friend-valax. As friends we should do activities to strengthen our new friendship. Would you like to help me kill Fgner?
#57 to #56 - Fgner (12/24/2014) [-]
Such a bitch you have to call for backup. Would you like to call your mommy first, too?
Such a bitch you have to call for backup. Would you like to call your mommy first, too?
#58 to #57 - pootismang (12/24/2014) [-]
I'll bring valax along if he wants to come, it's important to do things with your friends. If the police investigation wouldn't be a massive inconvenience to landar I would ask him to come along to, just so he could watch.
#59 to #58 - valax (12/25/2014) [-]
I am here!

S- Sorry about the late arrival..
I hope I'm not too late..
User avatar #69 to #59 - pootismang (12/25/2014) [-]
No no! Not at all. It's actually a good that you didn't show up, the whole murder got called off.
User avatar #70 to #69 - pootismang (12/25/2014) [-]
"actually a good" What the hell is sleep and where do I buy some?
#75 to #70 - valax (12/25/2014) [-]
I know this one dude, right? And for like, 9.99 you can have him put you asleep forever.
Ain' that wild?
That's a bloody criminal price right there.
Though, somehow, he still ends up making a killing.
User avatar #76 to #75 - pootismang (12/25/2014) [-]
Oh god, the puns are already killing me.
#77 to #76 - valax (12/25/2014) [-]
It kind of tears me up when I see him do it for so cheap.
He's really been cutting ...the prices.
He's really someone who doesn't mind getting his hands dirty to make the ends meet.
#79 to #77 - pootismang (12/25/2014) [-]
This is it. This is how I die.
#81 to #79 - valax (12/25/2014) [-]
I'm not ready to die.
Please, don't let me die.
#83 to #81 - pootismang (12/25/2014) [-]
Too late, I've already OD'd on puns.
#84 to #83 - valax (12/25/2014) [-]
And then God said, "Let the be puns."
And the folk gathered to make puns.
No pun here. HAH!
User avatar #85 to #84 - pootismang (12/25/2014) [-]
Dammit man, I thought I told you the prediction center was broken. I don't even know where I am anymore.
#86 to #85 - valax (12/25/2014) [-]
Sounds fun and exciting.
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