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Date Signed Up:10/21/2013
Last Login:12/29/2014
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User avatar #89 - pootismang ONLINE (12/27/2014) [-]
Fight me rrenierr. Hiding behind the reply limit... shamefur dishpray.
#87 - pootismang ONLINE (12/27/2014) [-]
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#88 to #87 - landartheconqueror ONLINE (12/27/2014) [-]
hard to pick, but probably my current favourite. definitely currently my most used
hard to pick, but probably my current favourite. definitely currently my most used
#78 - valax ONLINE (12/25/2014) [-]
Bet you expected something witty.
User avatar #80 to #78 - pootismang ONLINE (12/25/2014) [-]
Joke's on you, my brain is already broken beyond the point of being able to generate expectations.
#82 to #80 - valax ONLINE (12/25/2014) [-]
Well, I guess everything's unexpected, then!
User avatar #61 to #60 - pootismang ONLINE (12/25/2014) [-]
Uhhhh, heeyyyyyy. I hope you don't uh, feel weird about anything that's going on right now. I am typing one handed.
User avatar #62 to #61 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (12/25/2014) [-]
oh my.
User avatar #63 to #62 - pootismang ONLINE (12/25/2014) [-]
Soooorrrry. I just need to acclimate myself to dudes, and I remembered being tricked into beating off to you.
#64 to #63 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (12/25/2014) [-]
Um... I have more...
#65 to #64 - pootismang ONLINE (12/25/2014) [-]
Consider me verrrrrry interested.
#67 to #66 - pootismang ONLINE (12/25/2014) [-]
Yesssssssssss.
Yesssssssssss.
User avatar #68 to #67 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (12/25/2014) [-]
Do you have skype?
puu.sh/dIFGl/cbe3143fab.jpg
User avatar #71 to #68 - pootismang ONLINE (12/25/2014) [-]
No, I'm just a loser with no friends... yet. Thus the Tomoko.
User avatar #72 to #71 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (12/25/2014) [-]
I feel it...
This one is really **** puu.sh/dIFVh/7e3bee5913.jpg
#73 to #72 - pootismang ONLINE (12/25/2014) [-]
Alrighty. Thanks for the help. I'll see what I can do here. no homo tho
User avatar #74 to #73 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (12/25/2014) [-]
eheh
#55 - Fgner ONLINE (12/24/2014) [-]
When I'm finished with you, you'll be feeling it.
#56 to #55 - pootismang ONLINE (12/24/2014) [-]
Friend-valax. As friends we should do activities to strengthen our new friendship. Would you like to help me kill Fgner?
#57 to #56 - Fgner ONLINE (12/24/2014) [-]
Such a bitch you have to call for backup. Would you like to call your mommy first, too?
Such a bitch you have to call for backup. Would you like to call your mommy first, too?
#58 to #57 - pootismang ONLINE (12/24/2014) [-]
I'll bring valax along if he wants to come, it's important to do things with your friends. If the police investigation wouldn't be a massive inconvenience to landar I would ask him to come along to, just so he could watch.
#59 to #58 - valax ONLINE (12/25/2014) [-]
I am here!

S- Sorry about the late arrival..
I hope I'm not too late..
User avatar #69 to #59 - pootismang ONLINE (12/25/2014) [-]
No no! Not at all. It's actually a good that you didn't show up, the whole murder got called off.
User avatar #70 to #69 - pootismang ONLINE (12/25/2014) [-]
"actually a good" What the hell is sleep and where do I buy some?
#75 to #70 - valax ONLINE (12/25/2014) [-]
I know this one dude, right? And for like, 9.99 you can have him put you asleep forever.
Ain' that wild?
That's a bloody criminal price right there.
Though, somehow, he still ends up making a killing.
User avatar #76 to #75 - pootismang ONLINE (12/25/2014) [-]
Oh god, the puns are already killing me.
#77 to #76 - valax ONLINE (12/25/2014) [-]
It kind of tears me up when I see him do it for so cheap.
He's really been cutting ...the prices.
He's really someone who doesn't mind getting his hands dirty to make the ends meet.
#79 to #77 - pootismang ONLINE (12/25/2014) [-]
This is it. This is how I die.
#81 to #79 - valax ONLINE (12/25/2014) [-]
I'm not ready to die.
Please, don't let me die.
#83 to #81 - pootismang ONLINE (12/25/2014) [-]
Too late, I've already OD'd on puns.
#84 to #83 - valax ONLINE (12/25/2014) [-]
And then God said, "Let the be puns."
And the folk gathered to make puns.
No pun here. HAH!
User avatar #85 to #84 - pootismang ONLINE (12/25/2014) [-]
Dammit man, I thought I told you the prediction center was broken. I don't even know where I am anymore.
#86 to #85 - valax ONLINE (12/25/2014) [-]
Sounds fun and exciting.
#41 - valax ONLINE (12/20/2014) [-]
Hello.
Hello.
#42 to #41 - pootismang ONLINE (12/20/2014) [-]
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#43 to #42 - valax ONLINE (12/20/2014) [-]
What are you up to?
What are you up to?
#44 to #43 - pootismang ONLINE (12/20/2014) [-]
Taking a break from heisting, thought I'd check out FJ. How about you?
#45 to #44 - valax ONLINE (12/20/2014) [-]
Is Heisting fun?   
   
I'm just.. uh.   
Doing stuff, I guess.   
Watching a recording of a stream and spamming people. And enjoying my morning.   
Yawn.
Is Heisting fun?

I'm just.. uh.
Doing stuff, I guess.
Watching a recording of a stream and spamming people. And enjoying my morning.
Yawn.
#46 to #45 - pootismang ONLINE (12/20/2014) [-]
I have way too much fun in Payday, so yeah, I'll say heisting is fun.

Good morning.
#47 to #46 - valax ONLINE (12/20/2014) [-]
Wanna see what I've been up to?

Good morning, my friend!
#49 to #47 - pootismang ONLINE (12/20/2014) [-]
I wish my mornings were this good.
#50 to #49 - valax ONLINE (12/20/2014) [-]
Hang out with me long enough and your morning are sure to end up.. uh.. fun.
Hang out with me long enough and your morning are sure to end up.. uh.. fun.
#51 to #50 - pootismang ONLINE (12/20/2014) [-]
I can hardly wait.
I can hardly wait.
#52 to #51 - valax ONLINE (12/20/2014) [-]
<- This is a good gif.
<- This is a good gif.
#22 - valax ONLINE (12/17/2014) [-]
Watamoto, eh?
Watamoto, eh?
#23 to #22 - pootismang ONLINE (12/17/2014) [-]
Yep. I use almost exclusively Tomoko images while I'm stalking landar, so I thought I'd make it my avatar, in case I can't find a good reaction image. Don't tell him I'm stalking him, I almost have him convinced that our meetups are coincidental.
User avatar #31 to #23 - landartheconqueror ONLINE (12/17/2014) [-]
lol
#32 to #31 - pootismang ONLINE (12/17/2014) [-]
N-no. Don't look at that comment. You weren't supposed to see this.
User avatar #33 to #32 - landartheconqueror ONLINE (12/17/2014) [-]
well, i mean, i was just creeping on your profile and happened to stumble upon you talking about me haha
you almost make it sound like you like me
#34 to #33 - pootismang ONLINE (12/17/2014) [-]
Ahaha. Yeah, that's sure what it sounds like. Almost, I mean. Almost sounds like that.
#36 to #35 - pootismang ONLINE (12/17/2014) [-]
I have absolutely no way to break this awkward silence. I'll just go.
User avatar #37 to #36 - landartheconqueror ONLINE (12/17/2014) [-]
it's not awkward in the slightest for me. don't go
#38 to #37 - pootismang ONLINE (12/17/2014) [-]
Ok. What uh, what do you wanna talk about?
User avatar #39 to #38 - landartheconqueror ONLINE (12/17/2014) [-]
haha i'll PM you, make things personal and not out to the public
#24 to #23 - valax ONLINE (12/17/2014) [-]
Well, saying someone's name gives them an alert.   
   
(Ain' that right, keltainenlumi ? (Hopefully he's not asleep.))   
   
Sooo, you may have doofed yourself if you wanted to hide the horrible secret, hahah.
Well, saying someone's name gives them an alert.

(Ain' that right, keltainenlumi ? (Hopefully he's not asleep.))

Sooo, you may have doofed yourself if you wanted to hide the horrible secret, hahah.
User avatar #29 to #24 - keltainenlumi ONLINE (12/17/2014) [-]
faggot
#30 to #29 - pootismang ONLINE (12/17/2014) [-]
Someone other than me is being called a faggot on my profile? I'm so excited. Is this what the clique kids feel like?
Someone other than me is being called a faggot on my profile? I'm so excited. Is this what the clique kids feel like?
User avatar #40 to #30 - keltainenlumi ONLINE (12/17/2014) [-]
Nah, they feel better.
User avatar #25 to #24 - pootismang ONLINE (12/17/2014) [-]
It's ok, only the full name will give the alert, I left off theconquerer.
#26 to #25 - valax ONLINE (12/17/2014) [-]
Oooh.   
Wise choice.   
   
So, what hobbies you got, homeskillet?
Oooh.
Wise choice.

So, what hobbies you got, homeskillet?
User avatar #27 to #26 - pootismang ONLINE (12/17/2014) [-]
Watching anime, playing vidyagames, avoiding sleep. Although I'm about to drop that last one. Like, right now. We can talk later though~
User avatar #28 to #27 - valax ONLINE (12/17/2014) [-]
Sure! Sleep well!
Hope to talk again later on!
User avatar #19 - majormayor ONLINE (12/12/2014) [-]
spencer here
User avatar #16 - firehydrant ONLINE (12/10/2014) [-]
faggot
#15 - syfygeek (10/25/2014) [-]
POOTIS
User avatar #10 - stonetomcat (09/09/2014) [-]
well ****** you then
User avatar #11 to #10 - pootismang ONLINE (09/09/2014) [-]
Ok... Nice to meet you too.
User avatar #12 to #11 - stonetomcat (09/09/2014) [-]
i was just saying that to be cool like everybody else
User avatar #13 to #12 - pootismang ONLINE (09/09/2014) [-]
Oh, ok then. Thanks for stopping by.
User avatar #14 to #13 - stonetomcat (09/09/2014) [-]
no problemo lol
#7 - redfummer (07/07/2014) [-]
youre a ****** troll
please stop stealing oxygen
#8 to #7 - pootismang ONLINE (07/07/2014) [-]
Is this about the porn?
Is this about the porn?
#9 to #8 - redfummer (07/19/2014) [-]
no its about you trolling
User avatar #6 - WhiteCrayon (06/18/2014) [-]
I love you Blue
User avatar #5 - phudgepacker (06/08/2014) [-]
Faggot
User avatar #1 - capslockrage (04/30/2014) [-]
faggot
User avatar #2 to #1 - pootismang ONLINE (05/01/2014) [-]
Yeah, what do you want?
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