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#98 - Picture  [+] (29 new replies) 02/12/2014 on WTF Fun Facts Comp Vol. 1... 0
#127 - LordoftheBacon (02/12/2014) [-]
**LordoftheBacon rolled a random image posted in comment #8 at Cone of Shame ** Yes I am.
User avatar #138 - macka (02/13/2014) [-]
Hey, that's my cat Roxie.
User avatar #176 - LordoftheBacon (02/13/2014) [-]
Or you could ya know just get a new cat...make the old one just *disappear wink wink* little bit of antifreeze and a microwave.
User avatar #177 - macka (02/13/2014) [-]
I think my brother would notice if there's a different cat in the house... maybe not actually, she spends a lot more time with me than him.
User avatar #178 - LordoftheBacon (02/13/2014) [-]
Well then looks like we have a game plan. K what kinda new kitty do you want? I got what you need.
User avatar #179 - macka (02/13/2014) [-]
A little bigger, with a long snout. One that wags it's tail when it's happy and goes to the bathroom outside. Soooo... a dog. Yeah, a dog.
#180 - LordoftheBacon (02/13/2014) [-]
Best I could do on such short notice. Gonna be 50$ for 1 or 60$ for the pair.
#181 - macka (02/13/2014) [-]
Are you sure you don't have something more.... I don't know... Puffy?
#182 - LordoftheBacon (02/13/2014) [-]
Ok just got off the phone with my specilty import guy and its gonna cost an arm and a leg but I think I can sneak you one in.
#183 - macka (02/13/2014) [-]
Sweet
User avatar #184 - LordoftheBacon (02/13/2014) [-]
Just need your First,middle,last name social security number, credit card number, home address, phone number and FJ account password. And delivery will be withing 1 and 9001 business days.
User avatar #185 - macka (02/13/2014) [-]
Do you take FunnyJunk points?
User avatar #186 - LordoftheBacon (02/13/2014) [-]
Depends if this is a RL transaction. Ironicall I have 18 chickens in back yard at the moment. 3 of them are those fluffy chickens the others are all laying hens.
#140 - LordoftheBacon (02/13/2014) [-]
Here is a picture of my dog rei. We even?
User avatar #141 - macka (02/13/2014) [-]
It's just a weird coincidence you rolled her, and I happen to be looking through the comments.
User avatar #142 - LordoftheBacon (02/13/2014) [-]
Uh...hu....well....so whats up?
User avatar #147 - macka (02/13/2014) [-]
Nothing, I suppose. What's up with you?
User avatar #148 - LordoftheBacon (02/13/2014) [-]
Nothing just fucking around...trying to potty train my pup since she feels the need to piss on everything I own atleast once.
User avatar #153 - macka (02/13/2014) [-]
Well, she looks like she's just a baby. It'll take time. Or maybe she's breaking in her new house? What breed is she? She looks like a black lab.
User avatar #154 - LordoftheBacon (02/13/2014) [-]
mini pincher and boston terrier I think..a mutt but still a cute little thang
User avatar #164 - macka (02/13/2014) [-]
Ah, so she's a small/medium dog. Mutts make the best pets.
User avatar #166 - LordoftheBacon (02/13/2014) [-]
She is gonna be like 10 inches tall at the max and skinny as hell. I love it she is adorable. I miss having a cat though.
User avatar #168 - macka (02/13/2014) [-]
Nah, cats are evil... and bipolar. I've had 2 before who were nice, but most others are mean. My arm just got mauled by my brothers cat, Roxie. She takes playing too far.
User avatar #170 - LordoftheBacon (02/13/2014) [-]
Spank her. I used to have a cat name lunchbox. Let me tell you bit about her before hand. This is the meanest cat I have ever seen, I honestly think sabertooth tigers would of been nicer then this cat. Also she had a crooked ass tail it was like a zig zag. This cat was pure fucking evil she would go from 0 to Im gonna attack your face for fun in a second. Now the story. Im sitting on my couch and lunch is chiling being all nice for once. It unsetteled me...I attempt to pet her she lets me even purs a bit. FF 3 seconds BAM I shit you not this cat pounced on my face and left me with 12 stiches. Needless to say I diddnt look for her when she snuck outside.
User avatar #171 - macka (02/13/2014) [-]
Wow. Yeah, see? Bipolar. lol. The thing with my brothers cat is she never learned her scratches hurt. She didn't grow up with a mom or a litter, he found her in a box alone. My brother never taught her how to play correctly, or disciplines her. I kinda don't want to disciplines someone else's cat.
User avatar #172 - LordoftheBacon (02/13/2014) [-]
You spank her (lightly) Or You declaw her...or you can get the rubber nails they put on there nails. My mom had a cat with pink nails hue.
User avatar #173 - macka (02/13/2014) [-]
My brother wouldn't spend money to declaw her. Also she goes outside, so she needs them. What he does is gets them filed down every time he takes her to a vet. But they grow back FAST. I've never heard of rubber nails. I just googled them. Looks like a good idea.
User avatar #174 - LordoftheBacon (02/13/2014) [-]
Your best bet kinda spendy though but great for the long run. Also squirt her with a water bottle that might help.
User avatar #175 - macka (02/13/2014) [-]
Yeah we always used a water bottle. Especially when my old cats used to yowl at 5am outside the bedroon door for food. I'll try that for a bit. See if she learns her lesson.
#83 - I guess this solves the question of "magic" ...stop …  [+] (31 new replies) 02/12/2014 on WTF Fun Facts Comp Vol. 1... +1
User avatar #86 - LordoftheBacon (02/12/2014) [-]
Hate to burst your bubble solving the magicians trick. Magic is entertainment. Its 90% perspective 10% deception. As long as you can make someone see what you want them too there eyes can be fooled.
#98 - poopygoldfart (02/12/2014) [-]
#127 - LordoftheBacon (02/12/2014) [-]
**LordoftheBacon rolled a random image posted in comment #8 at Cone of Shame ** Yes I am.
User avatar #138 - macka (02/13/2014) [-]
Hey, that's my cat Roxie.
User avatar #176 - LordoftheBacon (02/13/2014) [-]
Or you could ya know just get a new cat...make the old one just *disappear wink wink* little bit of antifreeze and a microwave.
User avatar #177 - macka (02/13/2014) [-]
I think my brother would notice if there's a different cat in the house... maybe not actually, she spends a lot more time with me than him.
User avatar #178 - LordoftheBacon (02/13/2014) [-]
Well then looks like we have a game plan. K what kinda new kitty do you want? I got what you need.
User avatar #179 - macka (02/13/2014) [-]
A little bigger, with a long snout. One that wags it's tail when it's happy and goes to the bathroom outside. Soooo... a dog. Yeah, a dog.
#180 - LordoftheBacon (02/13/2014) [-]
Best I could do on such short notice. Gonna be 50$ for 1 or 60$ for the pair.
#181 - macka (02/13/2014) [-]
Are you sure you don't have something more.... I don't know... Puffy?
#182 - LordoftheBacon (02/13/2014) [-]
Ok just got off the phone with my specilty import guy and its gonna cost an arm and a leg but I think I can sneak you one in.
#183 - macka (02/13/2014) [-]
Sweet
User avatar #184 - LordoftheBacon (02/13/2014) [-]
Just need your First,middle,last name social security number, credit card number, home address, phone number and FJ account password. And delivery will be withing 1 and 9001 business days.
User avatar #185 - macka (02/13/2014) [-]
Do you take FunnyJunk points?
User avatar #186 - LordoftheBacon (02/13/2014) [-]
Depends if this is a RL transaction. Ironicall I have 18 chickens in back yard at the moment. 3 of them are those fluffy chickens the others are all laying hens.
#140 - LordoftheBacon (02/13/2014) [-]
Here is a picture of my dog rei. We even?
User avatar #141 - macka (02/13/2014) [-]
It's just a weird coincidence you rolled her, and I happen to be looking through the comments.
User avatar #142 - LordoftheBacon (02/13/2014) [-]
Uh...hu....well....so whats up?
User avatar #147 - macka (02/13/2014) [-]
Nothing, I suppose. What's up with you?
User avatar #148 - LordoftheBacon (02/13/2014) [-]
Nothing just fucking around...trying to potty train my pup since she feels the need to piss on everything I own atleast once.
User avatar #153 - macka (02/13/2014) [-]
Well, she looks like she's just a baby. It'll take time. Or maybe she's breaking in her new house? What breed is she? She looks like a black lab.
User avatar #154 - LordoftheBacon (02/13/2014) [-]
mini pincher and boston terrier I think..a mutt but still a cute little thang
User avatar #164 - macka (02/13/2014) [-]
Ah, so she's a small/medium dog. Mutts make the best pets.
User avatar #166 - LordoftheBacon (02/13/2014) [-]
She is gonna be like 10 inches tall at the max and skinny as hell. I love it she is adorable. I miss having a cat though.
User avatar #168 - macka (02/13/2014) [-]
Nah, cats are evil... and bipolar. I've had 2 before who were nice, but most others are mean. My arm just got mauled by my brothers cat, Roxie. She takes playing too far.
User avatar #170 - LordoftheBacon (02/13/2014) [-]
Spank her. I used to have a cat name lunchbox. Let me tell you bit about her before hand. This is the meanest cat I have ever seen, I honestly think sabertooth tigers would of been nicer then this cat. Also she had a crooked ass tail it was like a zig zag. This cat was pure fucking evil she would go from 0 to Im gonna attack your face for fun in a second. Now the story. Im sitting on my couch and lunch is chiling being all nice for once. It unsetteled me...I attempt to pet her she lets me even purs a bit. FF 3 seconds BAM I shit you not this cat pounced on my face and left me with 12 stiches. Needless to say I diddnt look for her when she snuck outside.
User avatar #171 - macka (02/13/2014) [-]
Wow. Yeah, see? Bipolar. lol. The thing with my brothers cat is she never learned her scratches hurt. She didn't grow up with a mom or a litter, he found her in a box alone. My brother never taught her how to play correctly, or disciplines her. I kinda don't want to disciplines someone else's cat.
User avatar #172 - LordoftheBacon (02/13/2014) [-]
You spank her (lightly) Or You declaw her...or you can get the rubber nails they put on there nails. My mom had a cat with pink nails hue.
User avatar #173 - macka (02/13/2014) [-]
My brother wouldn't spend money to declaw her. Also she goes outside, so she needs them. What he does is gets them filed down every time he takes her to a vet. But they grow back FAST. I've never heard of rubber nails. I just googled them. Looks like a good idea.
User avatar #174 - LordoftheBacon (02/13/2014) [-]
Your best bet kinda spendy though but great for the long run. Also squirt her with a water bottle that might help.
User avatar #175 - macka (02/13/2014) [-]
Yeah we always used a water bottle. Especially when my old cats used to yowl at 5am outside the bedroon door for food. I'll try that for a bit. See if she learns her lesson.
#157 - the guy must have been like ... 01/17/2014 on Warning +4
#61 - I guess you could call it ... a yolocoaster ... yeaaaah  [+] (2 new replies) 01/11/2014 on Rollercoaster idea from 1919 +5
#73 - numbertwozeldafan (01/11/2014) [-]
That joke was so bad that it made this Puchidol cry. How dare you.
#65 - primalmachine (01/11/2014) [-]
That was truly terrible.
Here take a pity thumb.
#60 - Comment deleted 01/11/2014 on Rollercoaster idea from 1919 0
#39 - Picture 12/10/2013 on Interesting fact of the day 0
#206 - Comment deleted 09/15/2013 on NOT OC 0
#21 - look who's there another american neckbearded keyboardwarrior …  [+] (8 new replies) 09/14/2013 on Math city -18
User avatar #79 - stanleys (09/14/2013) [-]
Where in the unholy fuck did you see anything about the imperial system being better than the metric system?
#26 - dedaluminus (09/14/2013) [-]
Oh, and it's more of a "sea-captain" beard, and I prefer the bowler to the fedora any day.
#73 - jaergerjaquez has deleted their comment.
#75 - dedaluminus (09/14/2013) [-]
Yep that's me
User avatar #25 - dedaluminus (09/14/2013) [-]
Look who's there, another butthurt newfag who can't take a joke. The metric system is better, but the imperial system really isn't that hard and still has dominion over the best thing in the universe-alcohol. When's the last time you ordered a liter of beer? No, you order a pint. A shot is an ounce, nobody orders 50ml of vodka.

And I put "tits" on all my content, which, I might add, is all OC. And funny stuff is the point of funnyjunk.
User avatar #97 - bannon (09/14/2013) [-]
Metric-fag here.

It really depends on where you are getting the alcohol on the measurement scale that is used. Here in Ireland, we use pints for ordering. . . well, pints. But the version of a shot here is different to other places. I think, if I remember correctly, a shot in the UK is about half of what is ordered here. Either that, or the barman was merely trying to pull a fast one and prevent me from drinking.

As for spirits, I generally use the term litre when referring to any amount that is a litre. Other terms used include naggin and shoulder but they're generally just Irish names for them.

With regards to the relative ease of use, the metric system generally follows the rule of 10 which is why it can be regarded as easier. For instance, 14 pounds to a stone. Arbitrary numbers if you ask me. Compared to 1000 grammes to 1 kg.

So in conclusion....... alcohol should not be used to win arguments. . . nor create them. I'm off for 500ml of beer!
#53 - luigiyoshi (09/14/2013) [-]
I know it's hard to imagine, but Germany orders shots in ml, beer in ,5 liters, bottles the same way, etc. Also their comma is the same as a period as far as measurements. I'm sure other places in the world do the same.
#22 - manucow (09/14/2013) [-]
I assume dedaluminus was just kidding and that you need to calm your tits

Just because he answered your question and made a penis length joke, doesn't mean he is
1) American
2) A neckbeard
3) A keyboardwarrior
4) The owner of a small penis, hell since you act like that maybe yours IS one inch.

Why don't you gas the jews you stupid nazi. (and before you flip out again, this is once again, a rather tasteless joke)
#12 - ******* americans and their imperial system .... …  [+] (17 new replies) 09/14/2013 on Math city +14
#90 - mr skeltal (09/14/2013) [-]
we learn both imperial and metric, step it the fuck up.
User avatar #88 - validandclear (09/14/2013) [-]
neither do we.
#77 - captnnorway (09/14/2013) [-]
It really isn't hard to learn the imperial system as a secondary system. I prefer the metric over imperial, but it is practical to know both until america get's it shit together and use metric.
#64 - mr skeltal (09/14/2013) [-]
Wot. But i'm in britain and we use metric and i know exactly what an inch and a gallon is.
#24 - redtooth (09/14/2013) [-]
I've read that it would cost Americans way more money than they have to convert the country to metric system efficiently. The imperial system is outdated and stupid, but for America it is inevitable.

Also, why are you getting mad about penis jokes? There's no reason to react to them unless your penis really is one inch...

disclaimer: I'm a European, not an American
#65 - jmasters (09/14/2013) [-]
#100 - redtooth (09/14/2013) [-]
Fuck you on the grounds of fuck you
User avatar #20 - dedaluminus (09/14/2013) [-]
An inch is about as long as your penis, and a liter is about the same as a quart, which is a fourth of a gallon.
#21 - poopygoldfart (09/14/2013) [-]
look who's there another american neckbearded keyboardwarrior who he believes that using a system which uses unlogical steps from one measurement to another is better than something more popular and logical ... and to your penis comment... buddy you dont have to project your problems to other people ... and when I see that your favourite tags are ... tits and funny shit ... well I guess you must be pretty kickass yourself and a real ladiesman ....
User avatar #79 - stanleys (09/14/2013) [-]
Where in the unholy fuck did you see anything about the imperial system being better than the metric system?
#26 - dedaluminus (09/14/2013) [-]
Oh, and it's more of a "sea-captain" beard, and I prefer the bowler to the fedora any day.
#73 - jaergerjaquez has deleted their comment.
#75 - dedaluminus (09/14/2013) [-]
Yep that's me
User avatar #25 - dedaluminus (09/14/2013) [-]
Look who's there, another butthurt newfag who can't take a joke. The metric system is better, but the imperial system really isn't that hard and still has dominion over the best thing in the universe-alcohol. When's the last time you ordered a liter of beer? No, you order a pint. A shot is an ounce, nobody orders 50ml of vodka.

And I put "tits" on all my content, which, I might add, is all OC. And funny stuff is the point of funnyjunk.
User avatar #97 - bannon (09/14/2013) [-]
Metric-fag here.

It really depends on where you are getting the alcohol on the measurement scale that is used. Here in Ireland, we use pints for ordering. . . well, pints. But the version of a shot here is different to other places. I think, if I remember correctly, a shot in the UK is about half of what is ordered here. Either that, or the barman was merely trying to pull a fast one and prevent me from drinking.

As for spirits, I generally use the term litre when referring to any amount that is a litre. Other terms used include naggin and shoulder but they're generally just Irish names for them.

With regards to the relative ease of use, the metric system generally follows the rule of 10 which is why it can be regarded as easier. For instance, 14 pounds to a stone. Arbitrary numbers if you ask me. Compared to 1000 grammes to 1 kg.

So in conclusion....... alcohol should not be used to win arguments. . . nor create them. I'm off for 500ml of beer!
#53 - luigiyoshi (09/14/2013) [-]
I know it's hard to imagine, but Germany orders shots in ml, beer in ,5 liters, bottles the same way, etc. Also their comma is the same as a period as far as measurements. I'm sure other places in the world do the same.
#22 - manucow (09/14/2013) [-]
I assume dedaluminus was just kidding and that you need to calm your tits

Just because he answered your question and made a penis length joke, doesn't mean he is
1) American
2) A neckbeard
3) A keyboardwarrior
4) The owner of a small penis, hell since you act like that maybe yours IS one inch.

Why don't you gas the jews you stupid nazi. (and before you flip out again, this is once again, a rather tasteless joke)
#170 - mfw I come online the next morning and see all the thumbs 08/27/2013 on on october 12th 0
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