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#317 - You're still not getting it are you? I said that because you d… 04/16/2014 on Unhappy muslim is unhappy 0
#298 - I don't think you get it. You made an original comment, and I …  [+] (2 new replies) 04/15/2014 on Unhappy muslim is unhappy 0
#315 - achmedmuhammed (04/16/2014) [-]
You inferred that statements and questions were not accepted into the comments section by asking "because it's called the questions and statements section? As opposed to comments section, in case you didn't get that"
User avatar #317 - poopoohead (04/16/2014) [-]
You're still not getting it are you? I said that because you denied making a comment, be it because of mind blip or just pure ignorance. I don't care about the questions and statements.
#294 - Because it's called the questions and statements section? …  [+] (4 new replies) 04/15/2014 on Unhappy muslim is unhappy 0
#296 - achmedmuhammed (04/15/2014) [-]
I apologize, I never realized that I wasn't allowed to post an, up for debate, open ended statement in the "strictly comments" section how could I ever atone for my naïvety
User avatar #298 - poopoohead (04/15/2014) [-]
I don't think you get it. You made an original comment, and I later said it was small minded. Then you seemed to have forgotten you made a comment by saying it was "More of a question than a statement". I'm not denying that it was "More of a question than a statement", but it was still a comment, as you can tell by its place in the comments section.
#315 - achmedmuhammed (04/16/2014) [-]
You inferred that statements and questions were not accepted into the comments section by asking "because it's called the questions and statements section? As opposed to comments section, in case you didn't get that"
User avatar #317 - poopoohead (04/16/2014) [-]
You're still not getting it are you? I said that because you denied making a comment, be it because of mind blip or just pure ignorance. I don't care about the questions and statements.
#291 - Maybe you should next time before making such a small minded comment  [+] (6 new replies) 04/15/2014 on Unhappy muslim is unhappy 0
#293 - achmedmuhammed (04/15/2014) [-]
More of a question than a statement
User avatar #294 - poopoohead (04/15/2014) [-]
Because it's called the questions and statements section? As opposed to the comments section, in case you didn't get that
#296 - achmedmuhammed (04/15/2014) [-]
I apologize, I never realized that I wasn't allowed to post an, up for debate, open ended statement in the "strictly comments" section how could I ever atone for my naïvety
User avatar #298 - poopoohead (04/15/2014) [-]
I don't think you get it. You made an original comment, and I later said it was small minded. Then you seemed to have forgotten you made a comment by saying it was "More of a question than a statement". I'm not denying that it was "More of a question than a statement", but it was still a comment, as you can tell by its place in the comments section.
#315 - achmedmuhammed (04/16/2014) [-]
You inferred that statements and questions were not accepted into the comments section by asking "because it's called the questions and statements section? As opposed to comments section, in case you didn't get that"
User avatar #317 - poopoohead (04/16/2014) [-]
You're still not getting it are you? I said that because you denied making a comment, be it because of mind blip or just pure ignorance. I don't care about the questions and statements.
#286 - I think you're forgetting that the Old Testament teaches Chris…  [+] (8 new replies) 04/15/2014 on Unhappy muslim is unhappy 0
#289 - achmedmuhammed (04/15/2014) [-]
Did not think of that
User avatar #291 - poopoohead (04/15/2014) [-]
Maybe you should next time before making such a small minded comment
#293 - achmedmuhammed (04/15/2014) [-]
More of a question than a statement
User avatar #294 - poopoohead (04/15/2014) [-]
Because it's called the questions and statements section? As opposed to the comments section, in case you didn't get that
#296 - achmedmuhammed (04/15/2014) [-]
I apologize, I never realized that I wasn't allowed to post an, up for debate, open ended statement in the "strictly comments" section how could I ever atone for my naïvety
User avatar #298 - poopoohead (04/15/2014) [-]
I don't think you get it. You made an original comment, and I later said it was small minded. Then you seemed to have forgotten you made a comment by saying it was "More of a question than a statement". I'm not denying that it was "More of a question than a statement", but it was still a comment, as you can tell by its place in the comments section.
#315 - achmedmuhammed (04/16/2014) [-]
You inferred that statements and questions were not accepted into the comments section by asking "because it's called the questions and statements section? As opposed to comments section, in case you didn't get that"
User avatar #317 - poopoohead (04/16/2014) [-]
You're still not getting it are you? I said that because you denied making a comment, be it because of mind blip or just pure ignorance. I don't care about the questions and statements.
#282 - Far from it. The extremists are just much more heavily publici…  [+] (10 new replies) 04/15/2014 on Unhappy muslim is unhappy 0
#284 - achmedmuhammed (04/15/2014) [-]
But Islamic extremists must get there ideology from somewhere, if not religion than from where?
User avatar #286 - poopoohead (04/15/2014) [-]
I think you're forgetting that the Old Testament teaches Christians to hate gays and disrespect women. That was just the way of life back when the books were written. Stop acting like Islam is the only religion with problems.
#289 - achmedmuhammed (04/15/2014) [-]
Did not think of that
User avatar #291 - poopoohead (04/15/2014) [-]
Maybe you should next time before making such a small minded comment
#293 - achmedmuhammed (04/15/2014) [-]
More of a question than a statement
User avatar #294 - poopoohead (04/15/2014) [-]
Because it's called the questions and statements section? As opposed to the comments section, in case you didn't get that
#296 - achmedmuhammed (04/15/2014) [-]
I apologize, I never realized that I wasn't allowed to post an, up for debate, open ended statement in the "strictly comments" section how could I ever atone for my naïvety
User avatar #298 - poopoohead (04/15/2014) [-]
I don't think you get it. You made an original comment, and I later said it was small minded. Then you seemed to have forgotten you made a comment by saying it was "More of a question than a statement". I'm not denying that it was "More of a question than a statement", but it was still a comment, as you can tell by its place in the comments section.
#315 - achmedmuhammed (04/16/2014) [-]
You inferred that statements and questions were not accepted into the comments section by asking "because it's called the questions and statements section? As opposed to comments section, in case you didn't get that"
User avatar #317 - poopoohead (04/16/2014) [-]
You're still not getting it are you? I said that because you denied making a comment, be it because of mind blip or just pure ignorance. I don't care about the questions and statements.
#146 - I'm reading that .gif in his voice and can't help but laugh. I… 04/15/2014 on Troll +1
#72 - So you think you're better than everyone because you like Shak…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/13/2014 on Old photos comp pt.3 0
#73 - migueldecervantes (04/13/2014) [-]
I never said I was more intelligent because I watched Shakespeare.

You are wrong. Shakespeare's plays were mash-ups of very different levels of texts. For instance, in Hamlet there is a lot of action (the whole play opens with people under the impression a bloodthirsty ghost is roaming around the castle), but there are also soliloquies of incredible depth like the "To be or not to be" soliloquy, or the "What a piece of work is man" one.

You wouldn't see such depth of thought in Harry Potter or Game of Thrones, nor would you see such complex and developed characters.

I am not saying I am more intelligent than everyone else, I am saying I am more intelligent than you and that other idiot because I am able to enjoy these great works and you aren't.

If you disagree with me upon whether taste is linked to intelligence, we should just call a truce and quit arguing. It won't lead us anywhere.
#24 - Having more notes doesn't make a song better This doesn'…  [+] (15 new replies) 04/12/2014 on Old photos comp pt.3 +4
User avatar #58 - cdsams (04/12/2014) [-]
Music, math, and other forms of art are the outward projections of philosophy. To project simple art is to convey a simple philosophy and/ or an inability to communicate one's thoughts. The majority of the previously stated was contrived by me from the modern interpretations of ancient philosophers such as Pluto, Socrates, and Aristotle.
#35 - migueldecervantes (04/12/2014) [-]
More complexity makes everything better.
#44 - hankhillofthe (04/12/2014) [-]
You're right.

That's why instead of walking down the street, we hop on one leg and switch between both legs in a pattern of 2 on the right and 1 on the left, switching every time we look at the Sun and it's in a different position.

That's why instead of eating a Donut, we buy as many dogs as we can and castrate them with plastic forks until eventually they just happen to pick up the donut in their own mouths and put it in ours.

That's why instead of going to the store, we go outside and spend as much of our life dedicated to commanding an army of ants to reproduce to the size and intelligence to which they can go to the store for us and buy our things and bring them back.

That's why instead of answering the phone, we climb up Mount Everest and do 15 somersaults before drinking a gallon of white vinegar and fucking every member of our biological family and pressing the answer button with our still-erect dick, repeating if we mess up. Women must do so with their worn vaginal tissue.

That's why instead of using the bathroom, we chuck a small child of both African and Scandinavian descent across the Baltic Sea and wait for his dead body to wash back ashore to use as a toilet.



Complexity ≠ Quality.

Beethoven was complex because he was a genius and skilled musician, not because being complex makes you good. Justin Bieber isn't complex because he's a fucking pop artist that got shoehorned into the industry before he hit puberty. A lot of great shit isn't all that complex. I bet more than half of your favorite bands have more than a few songs with chord progressions and melodies that a starving Art student could make overnight.
#62 - migueldecervantes (04/12/2014) [-]
More complexity makes everything better in art*

Very young children enjoy simple melodies with a simple harmonic progression supporting it. The more a person grows in intelligence (and especially in comprehension of a certain art form), the more it enjoys complexity. That is why counterpoint is considered the most "amazing" mode of harmonic music; it is incredibly complex.

I could give you another example with literature. Young children enjoy simple fables with simple morals or entertaining fairy tales. The more you evolve intellectually the more you enjoy novels, plays or movies that purport of and pertain to serious issues of the human condition, and not shoot-em-ups or car chase movies or whatnot.

Your whole comment is pathetically unfunny and arrogant. You have never proved that "Complexity ≠ Quality"; the only thing you could say your absurd and sarcastic (which, you ignorant dunce, is the lowest form of wit) claims supported is the conclusion that Complexity ≠ Efficiency.

And the first sentence of your last paragraph... "Beethoven was complex because he was a genius [...] but being complex doesn't make something good."

I'm not sure if that was a joke or not. I really hope it was, or at least that you were drunk out of your mind or extremely tired when you typed that out, because the other alternatives point only to the fact that your parents were in the same family before getting married.
#63 - hankhillofthe (04/12/2014) [-]
If more complexity makes everything better in art, then explain minimalism.

Also explain how your opinions on what good art is matter fuck-all to anyone.

Also explain why you're such an asshole.
#64 - migueldecervantes (04/12/2014) [-]
You found my only weakness and your true strength: minimalism. It is, I agree, well suited for you and your inbred homologues.

I am kidding, of course. Minimalism can be as complex as anything else. Minimalism is a movement in style that advocates "simplicity in presentation". The ideas can be still intricate; the layout cannot.

My opinions? I do believe my opinions to be rather popular. For instance, I believe Hamlet, The Misanthrope, Thus Spake Zarathustra, Great Expectations, Don Quixote and The Sun Also Rises to be better than Harry Potter, Fast and Furious, all those James Bond films and A Song of Ice and Fire (I believe that is the name of the books where every character dies). I also think Bach and Mozart are better than Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus.

If people disagree with these opinions on account of taste, I cannot say anything; but aesthetics shouldn't be discussed by copping-out of every argument by recourse to subjectivity. That's just low.

Why am I an asshole? I don't know. Why are you an asshole? You seem like a total asshole to me.
User avatar #72 - poopoohead (04/13/2014) [-]
So you think you're better than everyone because you like Shakespeare? His plays were originally created for the working class "ignorant dunces", so were effectively the 'Harry Potter' or 'Game of Thrones' of their day. You aren't more intelligent for watching it, just archaic. get off your high horse you pretentious cunt.
#73 - migueldecervantes (04/13/2014) [-]
I never said I was more intelligent because I watched Shakespeare.

You are wrong. Shakespeare's plays were mash-ups of very different levels of texts. For instance, in Hamlet there is a lot of action (the whole play opens with people under the impression a bloodthirsty ghost is roaming around the castle), but there are also soliloquies of incredible depth like the "To be or not to be" soliloquy, or the "What a piece of work is man" one.

You wouldn't see such depth of thought in Harry Potter or Game of Thrones, nor would you see such complex and developed characters.

I am not saying I am more intelligent than everyone else, I am saying I am more intelligent than you and that other idiot because I am able to enjoy these great works and you aren't.

If you disagree with me upon whether taste is linked to intelligence, we should just call a truce and quit arguing. It won't lead us anywhere.
#65 - hankhillofthe (04/12/2014) [-]
Reasons why you're an asshole:

1: Using a parenthetical to ad hominem me and call me an ignorant dunce with little wit.
2: Using out-of-context quotation to false cause me.
3: Ridiculing my intelligence by comparing me to a drunk.
4: Saying the only other option besides belligerence for my opinions is the fact that I was an inbred birth-defect baby.
5: Your holier-than-thou way of making points.
6: Saying your opinions are popular as if that makes you cool.
7: Saying your opinions are popular when, as you can see by thumb counts, they're not.
8: Arguing that your opinions are popular means people give a shit.
9: You're an egotistical prick.

Excuse me while I go put on all of my Fedoras so I can even attempt to transcend to the level of euphoria you're operating on.
#66 - migueldecervantes (04/12/2014) [-]
1. No ad hominem. I simply insulted you and then gave you arguments for why you were stupid. I did not say "You are stupid because you lack wit," I went on and tried proving it to you.
2. I got your quotation right.
3. Same as 1.
4. Same as 1.
5. You are an asshole because of your snarky way of making points.
6. What? It doesn't make me cool. You asked me why my opinions mattered, and I answered you.
7. FunnyJunk is not a microcosm for the world that matters.
8. Well... Yes, actually.
9. That is ad hominem and circular logic.

A fedora joke! How surprisingly clever and fashionable of you.
#67 - hankhillofthe (04/12/2014) [-]
Yeah okay I'm going to go have fun and shit you go enjoy being so great.
#68 - migueldecervantes (04/12/2014) [-]
Intelligent, not great. There is a difference.

Have fun.
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#55 - hankhillofthe (04/12/2014) [-]
Yeahsureokay
User avatar #60 - garymotherfingoak (04/12/2014) [-]
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