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#2 - Or she could stop being a little wuss and have sex with him du…  [+] (32 replies) 07/08/2014 on "that week of the month" +26
#19 - anon (07/08/2014) [-]
I dunno man, my periods got '' the flow ''. Like if satan decided to relese all the devils in my vag. And it hurts like hell and my bad mood can be off the charts. Telling anyone with periods like that to stop being a little wuss and just have sex would probably get you killed xD
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#22 - alimais (07/08/2014) [-]
Sex relaxes the muscle which cause the evuuuul cramps,

let's say stimulating a woman generally relexes the mean crampy muscles.
#39 - anon (07/08/2014) [-]
Well relaxing my muscles does apparently not help D: Even if I masturbate, it still hurts afterwards.
#40 - alimais (07/08/2014) [-]
To the point of orgasm ?

Meh, I massage my girlfriend near the belly area with wildrose-oil if she has cramps

>pic related, that's what I use on her
#47 - anon (07/08/2014) [-]
Yupp... Haven't tried massage though. I'll learn my boyfriend to do that next time, and maybe he'll get a ''reward'' xD Thx!
#23 - sinconn (07/08/2014) [-]
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#34 - alimais (07/08/2014) [-]
Hey hey, every woman should see that the bug.gif is really accurate
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#17 - hoponthefeelstrain (07/08/2014) [-]
Or he could just get over himself and fap. During my period while I'm masterbaiting it feels good but as soon as I finish my cramps come back with a huge vengeance, plus period blood smells fucking awful.
#26 - alimais (07/08/2014) [-]
I went down on my gf once while it was dark didn't know what awaited me but when I switched the light on everything was red and I looked like Bear Grylls with a sugar coated apple on a stick.

The point is :
I didn't notice any strong smells
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#48 - hoponthefeelstrain (07/11/2014) [-]
that's disgusting.
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#49 - alimais (07/11/2014) [-]
#30 - omninickk (07/08/2014) [-]
There's some stories that people should never hear in their lives. That is one of them.
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#38 - alimais (07/08/2014) [-]
why delete comments ?
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#41 - omninickk (07/08/2014) [-]
May have made a bit of an oopsie in my comments that might reveal my true identity. TELL NOBODY.
#32 - alimais (07/08/2014) [-]
"It was a emergency survival situation.... warm.... salty... if you hadn't eaten and came across this, this literally would save you *slurp slurp* really fresh blood like that is soo rich in minerals, vitamins and energy. everything you need to survive " ~ Bear Grylls

Grow up a bit
Blood for the Blood God
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#35 - alimais (07/08/2014) [-]
To me it wasn't a big deal because I didn't notice/see/smell/taste anything really gross.

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#37 - alimais (07/08/2014) [-]
I wasn't grossed out duo the fact that I spent almost half on my life on the internet.
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#42 - omninickk (07/08/2014) [-]
I've been to motherless. I hope it doesn't get any worse than that.
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#43 - alimais (07/08/2014) [-]
Funny thing is when I see a puddle of blood IRL my stomach turns sideways but period blood didn't really gross me out.

Just smelled a bit rusty/metallic
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#27 - alimais (07/08/2014) [-]
Or taste
#18 - anusraper (07/08/2014) [-]
that doesn't seem the right thing to do, the right thing to do is to take the back door if the front door is closed if you know what i mean
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#21 - hoponthefeelstrain (07/08/2014) [-]
Not everyone is into anal
#44 - anusraper (07/08/2014) [-]
maybe you just dont know it yet
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#13 - mysweetestpoison (07/08/2014) [-]
i dont really care about that either.
its only sucky when it just started... not that good for the sheets xD

i guess 1-2 blowjob days are fine, then proceed to sex
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#10 - gokon (07/08/2014) [-]
i agree its not that bad. just dont do it on the sheets. and wash afterwards
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#9 - derpsenderp (07/08/2014) [-]
oh my god you are disgusting, you must be fucking some hoodrat
#12 - anon (07/08/2014) [-]
You never even touched a girl and you're judging others?
#8 - nekolacek (07/08/2014) [-]
I think this is the most relevant thing i can think of Steel Panther  - She's On The Rag (All You Can Eat)
gif unrelated, kinda
#6 - adamks (07/08/2014) [-]
It's really not that appetizing. I'll stick to anal any time.
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#5 - daddydeadpool (07/08/2014) [-]
agreed! though my fiances all pregnant and that doesn't stop me
#6 - I did lol 07/08/2014 on Hot Dog Legs 0