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#16 - you wouldn't be damaging anything if he cut it from top to bot…  [+] (3 new replies) 08/19/2014 on Lumberjack Wizardry -4
User avatar #58 - penileburglar (08/19/2014) [-]
That's a large tree.

Cutting it into pieces from top to bottom is a much longer, more complicated process that would probably cost more than fixing the deck.
#67 - Imabur (08/19/2014) [-]
I agree, and you can't just climb a tree with a ladder and start hacking away, you need proper equipment, like a cherry picker. I'm sure the deck cost less that renting a cherry picker or any other type of tools. Besides, who knows, maybe he secretly hated the deck and just did not give a fuck.
#54 - fefe (08/19/2014) [-]
hired


Judging on the guys location in the gif, that was his tree and his property.
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#12 - while that's a great cut, he still broke part of the patio. …  [+] (8 new replies) 08/19/2014 on Lumberjack Wizardry +9
#61 - cptsweatpants (08/19/2014) [-]
And where do the pices fall you genius? You'd have to suspend every single one of them and make them small. And that's a big tree. He has it down, dragged away and the patio fixed, before he'd be halfway through when cutting from the top. And it costs way less cause gas and shit.
User avatar #17 - almostninja (08/19/2014) [-]
You're that asshole who'd find flaws in the Sistine Chapel, huh?
User avatar #15 - BowChickaBowWow (08/19/2014) [-]
What's cheaper, a few feet of deck, a house, or an outbuilding?
Protip: It's the deck.
User avatar #16 - poophaspooped (08/19/2014) [-]
you wouldn't be damaging anything if he cut it from top to bottom.
but i honestly think whoever hired this person was like "fuck the deck i want this done in an hour".
User avatar #58 - penileburglar (08/19/2014) [-]
That's a large tree.

Cutting it into pieces from top to bottom is a much longer, more complicated process that would probably cost more than fixing the deck.
#67 - Imabur (08/19/2014) [-]
I agree, and you can't just climb a tree with a ladder and start hacking away, you need proper equipment, like a cherry picker. I'm sure the deck cost less that renting a cherry picker or any other type of tools. Besides, who knows, maybe he secretly hated the deck and just did not give a fuck.
#54 - fefe (08/19/2014) [-]
hired


Judging on the guys location in the gif, that was his tree and his property.
User avatar #14 - iitoxictz (08/19/2014) [-]
Well now they have some wood to fix it
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#2 - Or she could stop being a little wuss and have sex with him du…  [+] (32 new replies) 07/08/2014 on "that week of the month" +26
#19 - fefe (07/08/2014) [-]
I dunno man, my periods got '' the flow ''. Like if satan decided to relese all the devils in my vag. And it hurts like hell and my bad mood can be off the charts. Telling anyone with periods like that to stop being a little wuss and just have sex would probably get you killed xD
Image related.
#22 - alimais (07/08/2014) [-]
Sex relaxes the muscle which cause the evuuuul cramps,

let's say stimulating a woman generally relexes the mean crampy muscles.
#39 - fefe (07/08/2014) [-]
Well relaxing my muscles does apparently not help D: Even if I masturbate, it still hurts afterwards.
#40 - alimais (07/08/2014) [-]
To the point of orgasm ?

Meh, I massage my girlfriend near the belly area with wildrose-oil if she has cramps

>pic related, that's what I use on her
#47 - fefe (07/08/2014) [-]
Yupp... Haven't tried massage though. I'll learn my boyfriend to do that next time, and maybe he'll get a ''reward'' xD Thx!
#23 - sinconn (07/08/2014) [-]
Gross.
User avatar #34 - alimais (07/08/2014) [-]
Hey hey, every woman should see that the bug.gif is really accurate
User avatar #17 - hoponthefeelstrain (07/08/2014) [-]
Or he could just get over himself and fap. During my period while I'm masterbaiting it feels good but as soon as I finish my cramps come back with a huge vengeance, plus period blood smells fucking awful.
#26 - alimais (07/08/2014) [-]
I went down on my gf once while it was dark didn't know what awaited me but when I switched the light on everything was red and I looked like Bear Grylls with a sugar coated apple on a stick.

The point is :
I didn't notice any strong smells
User avatar #48 - hoponthefeelstrain (07/11/2014) [-]
that's disgusting.
User avatar #49 - alimais (07/11/2014) [-]
Nah
#30 - omninickk (07/08/2014) [-]
There's some stories that people should never hear in their lives. That is one of them.
User avatar #38 - alimais (07/08/2014) [-]
why delete comments ?
User avatar #41 - omninickk (07/08/2014) [-]
May have made a bit of an oopsie in my comments that might reveal my true identity. TELL NOBODY.
#32 - alimais (07/08/2014) [-]
"It was a emergency survival situation.... warm.... salty... if you hadn't eaten and came across this, this literally would save you *slurp slurp* really fresh blood like that is soo rich in minerals, vitamins and energy. everything you need to survive " ~ Bear Grylls

Grow up a bit
Blood for the Blood God
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User avatar #35 - alimais (07/08/2014) [-]
To me it wasn't a big deal because I didn't notice/see/smell/taste anything really gross.

#36 - omninickk has deleted their comment.
User avatar #37 - alimais (07/08/2014) [-]
I wasn't grossed out duo the fact that I spent almost half on my life on the internet.
User avatar #42 - omninickk (07/08/2014) [-]
I've been to motherless. I hope it doesn't get any worse than that.
User avatar #43 - alimais (07/08/2014) [-]
Funny thing is when I see a puddle of blood IRL my stomach turns sideways but period blood didn't really gross me out.

Just smelled a bit rusty/metallic
User avatar #27 - alimais (07/08/2014) [-]
Or taste
#18 - anusraper (07/08/2014) [-]
that doesn't seem the right thing to do, the right thing to do is to take the back door if the front door is closed if you know what i mean
User avatar #21 - hoponthefeelstrain (07/08/2014) [-]
Not everyone is into anal
#44 - anusraper (07/08/2014) [-]
maybe you just dont know it yet
User avatar #13 - mysweetestpoison (07/08/2014) [-]
i dont really care about that either.
its only sucky when it just started... not that good for the sheets xD

i guess 1-2 blowjob days are fine, then proceed to sex
User avatar #10 - gokon (07/08/2014) [-]
i agree its not that bad. just dont do it on the sheets. and wash afterwards
User avatar #9 - derpsenderp (07/08/2014) [-]
oh my god you are disgusting, you must be fucking some hoodrat
#12 - fefe (07/08/2014) [-]
You never even touched a girl and you're judging others?
#8 - nekolacek (07/08/2014) [-]
I think this is the most relevant thing i can think of Steel Panther  - She's On The Rag (All You Can Eat)
gif unrelated, kinda
#6 - adamks (07/08/2014) [-]
It's really not that appetizing. I'll stick to anal any time.
User avatar #5 - daddydeadpool (07/08/2014) [-]
agreed! though my fiances all pregnant and that doesn't stop me
#6 - I did lol 07/08/2014 on Hot Dog Legs 0
#7 - he said county not country  [+] (2 new replies) 07/07/2014 on Simple State Comp: California 0
#8 - theoren (07/07/2014) [-]
that is my bad :/
User avatar #45 - playerdous (07/09/2014) [-]
It's cool, you made me think I made an error.
That's on the only comp I didn't check over, two glaring errors.
#4 - hfw 07/07/2014 on Ah Sheet +17
#3949 - **poophaspooped rolls 606,135,840** 07/02/2014 on highest roll gets yellow... 0

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