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#46 - I don't really fancy this clitoris pizza 03/11/2014 on Pizzahut +1
#160 - He apparently chipped his tooth when he was young but has a ca…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/07/2013 on The best celebrity... 0
User avatar #172 - jwash (10/07/2013) [-]
He's filming Dumb and Dumber 2. He chipped his tooth again for the movie. Dedication.
#35 - 9 Months after the 1st of January. Congratulations, y…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/01/2013 on All My Friends +24
User avatar #40 - thijsofbodom (10/01/2013) [-]
with the milkman..
at least that's what my mom told me
#603 - >Implying Ford Anglia's aren't bitchin' 08/27/2013 on Ugly Cars +2
#153 - I've noticed allot of posts about "feminism" lately.…  [+] (18 new replies) 08/12/2013 on This guy asked me out today... +1
#204 - tyroneisanigger (08/12/2013) [-]
I don't notice much feminism in the real world but posts like these really rustle my jimmies. That is my fear of asking a girl out (never have) is her acting like this "omg u ugly don't eva talk to me" with the added motion of spitting in my face, and filing a police report claiming I "sexually harassed" her.
I'll be a senior this year so I'm hoping I can somehow get the courage to ask a girl out.
User avatar #244 - babbylicious (08/12/2013) [-]
Ask out a random girl or a friend? Because there is a serious difference you know.
#259 - tyroneisanigger (08/13/2013) [-]
random girl.
User avatar #262 - babbylicious (08/13/2013) [-]
Don't. Befriend one (DO NOT GET TOO CLOSE) and then try.
#263 - tyroneisanigger (08/13/2013) [-]
How does one befriend one of opposite sex?
User avatar #265 - babbylicious (08/13/2013) [-]
The same way you befriend someone of the same sex. Granted there are alternate pathways since the sex is different, but it is pretty much the same thing.
#266 - tyroneisanigger (08/13/2013) [-]
You're talking to someone that has little social interaction with other. I don't talk to any class mates outside of school. Though there is a small group I talk to in school.
Also, if it counts I have Asperger's.

So any tips? How well does complimenting a girl work?
User avatar #267 - babbylicious (08/13/2013) [-]
Aspie eh? Yeah understanding people is tough, on Asp, it is hardcore mode... =/

Here is how I beat my social anxiety with the opposite sex. Tell me, can you roleplay?
#268 - tyroneisanigger (08/13/2013) [-]
I'm not sure, I've never tried. So maybe?
Also, I mainly just want to ask a girl out because this will be my senior year + I'm graduating at the end of the first semester. So if I fuck it up, all is well cuz I'll be done in a couple months. I wouldn't ask one out until October, or November when I'm close to being done.
User avatar #269 - babbylicious (08/13/2013) [-]
So it is more of a sort of accomplishment of the action as opposed to the success of the action correct?
#270 - tyroneisanigger (08/13/2013) [-]
Honestly, both.
Feel like I've accomplished something socially during HS, and if she said yes, it would be good too.
User avatar #271 - babbylicious (08/13/2013) [-]
Even if it is out of pity?
#274 - tyroneisanigger (08/13/2013) [-]
I'm not sure if I'd even know "why" she said yes, due to being bad at social situations. Though, if I found out it was I'd be mildly disappointed. What happens if she says yes out of pity, but wants to stay because we got to know eachother?
User avatar #275 - babbylicious (08/13/2013) [-]
Okay, here I will let you in on a little secret.
#276 - tyroneisanigger (08/13/2013) [-]
Ok I'm listening
User avatar #277 - babbylicious (08/13/2013) [-]
Answer my message please. We will take this to the private realm
#279 - tyroneisanigger (08/13/2013) [-]
I replied
#278 - tyroneisanigger (08/13/2013) [-]
What Message?
#74 - Loved the port when she threw his flower off a ******* … 08/09/2013 on Fucking movies these days.... -2
#1309 - **** . I wish I knew love like that. The first girl i sl… 08/09/2013 on Worth the read... 0
#132 - WTF 172 people?  [+] (1 new reply) 07/22/2013 on Would you? +2
User avatar #135 - ilovemyguns (07/22/2013) [-]
Shoulda been way more man.
#26 - Comment deleted 07/22/2013 on It all makes sense now 0
#20 - Yup, been working in customer service for 3 years. Working for… 07/22/2013 on World's best gate agent +3
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