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#1592 - **pollepolle rolls 192,562,587** 07/18/2014 on Roll for Red 0
#57 - I think you know 07/16/2014 on I Feel Sticky 0
#1529 - **pollepolle rolls 429,910** 07/13/2014 on Big Titty Squeezer 0
#66 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 07/13/2014 on This has happened to often... +10
#83 - youtookpoop (07/13/2014) [-]
your A CHEEKY LITTLE CUNT M8
#32 - excuse my ignorance, but what exactly did Steve Jobs steal?  [+] (1 new reply) 06/19/2014 on Finally some true OC 0
User avatar #41 - achphoenix (06/19/2014) [-]
The bitmap mousing, GUI system from xerox parc. The white, sleek design from Braun(he even instructed his early apple employees to make it like that, by name). a small one but still: He saw that Wozniak´s machines were awesome and then wanted to sell them and get money himself. Wozniak agreed to it himself, yes, but lets be honest, Jobs did no work and got money for Woz´ work.
Even his slogan: "Stay hungry, stay foolish." he got from a magazine he used to read.
I could remember more if i could be asked to pick up his book again where he admits a lot of his immoralities.
#44 - who's Ed?  [+] (1 new reply) 06/15/2014 on you dun goofed now ed +13
User avatar #49 - afrodemon (06/15/2014) [-]
the fist one
#63 - haha.. is there a video clip to go with that gif? 06/14/2014 on funny fat title 0
#33 - I wonder if those construction costs are adjusted for inflatio…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/13/2014 on Titanic 0
#65 - xxxsonic fanxxx (06/14/2014) [-]
So, either way, no?
#76 - haha, gotcha. I always knew drugs had to be involved …  [+] (1 new reply) 06/12/2014 on evangelion 0
User avatar #77 - unlithe (06/12/2014) [-]
no man. a lot of animes make sense. its just evangelion. the movie, the end of evangelion, does things to people. people change after watching that. acid trip plus sleep paralysis is what it sounds like.
#74 - what was the first one, then?  [+] (3 new replies) 06/12/2014 on evangelion 0
User avatar #75 - unlithe (06/12/2014) [-]
the angels were first. its extremely confusing but i'll try to explain it. soo like the two seeds, ours' and the angels' crashed together and made the moon. also, for some reason, the seeds have an alien with each of them. our seed's overseer, for lack of a better word, is called lilith and theirs' is adam. the angels were pissed because they believe that the earth is theirs. they went into stasis or something for some unknown reason because they could have easily wiped us out in the stone age. anyways if you want to know the specifics, go take a bunch of drugs and watch the last two episodes of the original show. drugs are essential because it makes no sense sober.
#76 - pollepolle (06/12/2014) [-]
haha, gotcha.

I always knew drugs had to be involved in this whole anime sub-culture
User avatar #77 - unlithe (06/12/2014) [-]
no man. a lot of animes make sense. its just evangelion. the movie, the end of evangelion, does things to people. people change after watching that. acid trip plus sleep paralysis is what it sounds like.
#66 - cool. I guess it's kinda funny  [+] (1 new reply) 06/12/2014 on evangelion 0
User avatar #71 - platinuminfernape (06/12/2014) [-]
It's funny at first... then it starts getting weird at around episode 18.
#64 - Alright, so the angels are some invading alien species?  [+] (8 new replies) 06/12/2014 on evangelion 0
User avatar #73 - unlithe (06/12/2014) [-]
actually, the angels were here before humans. basically, there were these aliens that had pretty much discovered all of science and sent seeds to make new races. our world accidentally got two, and the later one is where we came from
#74 - pollepolle (06/12/2014) [-]
what was the first one, then?
User avatar #75 - unlithe (06/12/2014) [-]
the angels were first. its extremely confusing but i'll try to explain it. soo like the two seeds, ours' and the angels' crashed together and made the moon. also, for some reason, the seeds have an alien with each of them. our seed's overseer, for lack of a better word, is called lilith and theirs' is adam. the angels were pissed because they believe that the earth is theirs. they went into stasis or something for some unknown reason because they could have easily wiped us out in the stone age. anyways if you want to know the specifics, go take a bunch of drugs and watch the last two episodes of the original show. drugs are essential because it makes no sense sober.
#76 - pollepolle (06/12/2014) [-]
haha, gotcha.

I always knew drugs had to be involved in this whole anime sub-culture
User avatar #77 - unlithe (06/12/2014) [-]
no man. a lot of animes make sense. its just evangelion. the movie, the end of evangelion, does things to people. people change after watching that. acid trip plus sleep paralysis is what it sounds like.
User avatar #65 - nathanbiggs (06/12/2014) [-]
Basically, yes.
#66 - pollepolle (06/12/2014) [-]
cool. I guess it's kinda funny
User avatar #71 - platinuminfernape (06/12/2014) [-]
It's funny at first... then it starts getting weird at around episode 18.
#62 - right, so it's a fantasy world, they're warriors / heros, yes?  [+] (10 new replies) 06/12/2014 on evangelion 0
#63 - nathanbiggs (06/12/2014) [-]
I wouldn't exactly call it fantasy, more like Sci-fi. They're both pilots of Mech's called "Evas" that are the tool that humanity is using to defeat the Angels.
#64 - pollepolle (06/12/2014) [-]
Alright, so the angels are some invading alien species?
User avatar #73 - unlithe (06/12/2014) [-]
actually, the angels were here before humans. basically, there were these aliens that had pretty much discovered all of science and sent seeds to make new races. our world accidentally got two, and the later one is where we came from
#74 - pollepolle (06/12/2014) [-]
what was the first one, then?
User avatar #75 - unlithe (06/12/2014) [-]
the angels were first. its extremely confusing but i'll try to explain it. soo like the two seeds, ours' and the angels' crashed together and made the moon. also, for some reason, the seeds have an alien with each of them. our seed's overseer, for lack of a better word, is called lilith and theirs' is adam. the angels were pissed because they believe that the earth is theirs. they went into stasis or something for some unknown reason because they could have easily wiped us out in the stone age. anyways if you want to know the specifics, go take a bunch of drugs and watch the last two episodes of the original show. drugs are essential because it makes no sense sober.
#76 - pollepolle (06/12/2014) [-]
haha, gotcha.

I always knew drugs had to be involved in this whole anime sub-culture
User avatar #77 - unlithe (06/12/2014) [-]
no man. a lot of animes make sense. its just evangelion. the movie, the end of evangelion, does things to people. people change after watching that. acid trip plus sleep paralysis is what it sounds like.
User avatar #65 - nathanbiggs (06/12/2014) [-]
Basically, yes.
#66 - pollepolle (06/12/2014) [-]
cool. I guess it's kinda funny
User avatar #71 - platinuminfernape (06/12/2014) [-]
It's funny at first... then it starts getting weird at around episode 18.
#59 - Right... why? Are they lovers, soulmates, something l…  [+] (13 new replies) 06/12/2014 on evangelion 0
User avatar #61 - nathanbiggs (06/12/2014) [-]
They needed to sync the movements of both of their Eva's so that they could defeat an Angel. This was the way they were trying to achieve that goal
#62 - pollepolle (06/12/2014) [-]
right, so it's a fantasy world, they're warriors / heros,
yes?
#63 - nathanbiggs (06/12/2014) [-]
I wouldn't exactly call it fantasy, more like Sci-fi. They're both pilots of Mech's called "Evas" that are the tool that humanity is using to defeat the Angels.
#64 - pollepolle (06/12/2014) [-]
Alright, so the angels are some invading alien species?
User avatar #73 - unlithe (06/12/2014) [-]
actually, the angels were here before humans. basically, there were these aliens that had pretty much discovered all of science and sent seeds to make new races. our world accidentally got two, and the later one is where we came from
#74 - pollepolle (06/12/2014) [-]
what was the first one, then?
User avatar #75 - unlithe (06/12/2014) [-]
the angels were first. its extremely confusing but i'll try to explain it. soo like the two seeds, ours' and the angels' crashed together and made the moon. also, for some reason, the seeds have an alien with each of them. our seed's overseer, for lack of a better word, is called lilith and theirs' is adam. the angels were pissed because they believe that the earth is theirs. they went into stasis or something for some unknown reason because they could have easily wiped us out in the stone age. anyways if you want to know the specifics, go take a bunch of drugs and watch the last two episodes of the original show. drugs are essential because it makes no sense sober.
#76 - pollepolle (06/12/2014) [-]
haha, gotcha.

I always knew drugs had to be involved in this whole anime sub-culture
User avatar #77 - unlithe (06/12/2014) [-]
no man. a lot of animes make sense. its just evangelion. the movie, the end of evangelion, does things to people. people change after watching that. acid trip plus sleep paralysis is what it sounds like.
User avatar #65 - nathanbiggs (06/12/2014) [-]
Basically, yes.
#66 - pollepolle (06/12/2014) [-]
cool. I guess it's kinda funny
User avatar #71 - platinuminfernape (06/12/2014) [-]
It's funny at first... then it starts getting weird at around episode 18.
User avatar #60 - mariox (06/12/2014) [-]
I believe they had to fight an enemy that required to be hit in two different areas at the exact same time to be able to be defeated. Therefore they spent so time doing exercises to be able to sync their movements.
#56 - Alright, so they're in some sorta competition, who could d…  [+] (16 new replies) 06/12/2014 on evangelion 0
User avatar #58 - mariox (06/12/2014) [-]
They're practicing to become more in sync with one another is a better explanation. Think of Pacific Rim.
#59 - pollepolle (06/12/2014) [-]
Right... why?

Are they lovers, soulmates, something like that?
User avatar #61 - nathanbiggs (06/12/2014) [-]
They needed to sync the movements of both of their Eva's so that they could defeat an Angel. This was the way they were trying to achieve that goal
#62 - pollepolle (06/12/2014) [-]
right, so it's a fantasy world, they're warriors / heros,
yes?
#63 - nathanbiggs (06/12/2014) [-]
I wouldn't exactly call it fantasy, more like Sci-fi. They're both pilots of Mech's called "Evas" that are the tool that humanity is using to defeat the Angels.
#64 - pollepolle (06/12/2014) [-]
Alright, so the angels are some invading alien species?
User avatar #73 - unlithe (06/12/2014) [-]
actually, the angels were here before humans. basically, there were these aliens that had pretty much discovered all of science and sent seeds to make new races. our world accidentally got two, and the later one is where we came from
#74 - pollepolle (06/12/2014) [-]
what was the first one, then?
User avatar #75 - unlithe (06/12/2014) [-]
the angels were first. its extremely confusing but i'll try to explain it. soo like the two seeds, ours' and the angels' crashed together and made the moon. also, for some reason, the seeds have an alien with each of them. our seed's overseer, for lack of a better word, is called lilith and theirs' is adam. the angels were pissed because they believe that the earth is theirs. they went into stasis or something for some unknown reason because they could have easily wiped us out in the stone age. anyways if you want to know the specifics, go take a bunch of drugs and watch the last two episodes of the original show. drugs are essential because it makes no sense sober.
#76 - pollepolle (06/12/2014) [-]
haha, gotcha.

I always knew drugs had to be involved in this whole anime sub-culture
User avatar #77 - unlithe (06/12/2014) [-]
no man. a lot of animes make sense. its just evangelion. the movie, the end of evangelion, does things to people. people change after watching that. acid trip plus sleep paralysis is what it sounds like.
User avatar #65 - nathanbiggs (06/12/2014) [-]
Basically, yes.
#66 - pollepolle (06/12/2014) [-]
cool. I guess it's kinda funny
User avatar #71 - platinuminfernape (06/12/2014) [-]
It's funny at first... then it starts getting weird at around episode 18.
User avatar #60 - mariox (06/12/2014) [-]
I believe they had to fight an enemy that required to be hit in two different areas at the exact same time to be able to be defeated. Therefore they spent so time doing exercises to be able to sync their movements.
#57 - xxxsonic fanxxx (06/12/2014) [-]
No, that wouldn't make any sense.
#51 - What's the joke?  [+] (18 new replies) 06/12/2014 on evangelion +12
#55 - herokamikun (06/12/2014) [-]
the boy was masturbating, so because she does everything he does, she was woken up by doing it as well.
#56 - pollepolle (06/12/2014) [-]
Alright, so they're in some sorta competition,
who could do everything the other does?
User avatar #58 - mariox (06/12/2014) [-]
They're practicing to become more in sync with one another is a better explanation. Think of Pacific Rim.
#59 - pollepolle (06/12/2014) [-]
Right... why?

Are they lovers, soulmates, something like that?
User avatar #61 - nathanbiggs (06/12/2014) [-]
They needed to sync the movements of both of their Eva's so that they could defeat an Angel. This was the way they were trying to achieve that goal
#62 - pollepolle (06/12/2014) [-]
right, so it's a fantasy world, they're warriors / heros,
yes?
#63 - nathanbiggs (06/12/2014) [-]
I wouldn't exactly call it fantasy, more like Sci-fi. They're both pilots of Mech's called "Evas" that are the tool that humanity is using to defeat the Angels.
#64 - pollepolle (06/12/2014) [-]
Alright, so the angels are some invading alien species?
User avatar #73 - unlithe (06/12/2014) [-]
actually, the angels were here before humans. basically, there were these aliens that had pretty much discovered all of science and sent seeds to make new races. our world accidentally got two, and the later one is where we came from
#74 - pollepolle (06/12/2014) [-]
what was the first one, then?
User avatar #75 - unlithe (06/12/2014) [-]
the angels were first. its extremely confusing but i'll try to explain it. soo like the two seeds, ours' and the angels' crashed together and made the moon. also, for some reason, the seeds have an alien with each of them. our seed's overseer, for lack of a better word, is called lilith and theirs' is adam. the angels were pissed because they believe that the earth is theirs. they went into stasis or something for some unknown reason because they could have easily wiped us out in the stone age. anyways if you want to know the specifics, go take a bunch of drugs and watch the last two episodes of the original show. drugs are essential because it makes no sense sober.
#76 - pollepolle (06/12/2014) [-]
haha, gotcha.

I always knew drugs had to be involved in this whole anime sub-culture
User avatar #77 - unlithe (06/12/2014) [-]
no man. a lot of animes make sense. its just evangelion. the movie, the end of evangelion, does things to people. people change after watching that. acid trip plus sleep paralysis is what it sounds like.
User avatar #65 - nathanbiggs (06/12/2014) [-]
Basically, yes.
#66 - pollepolle (06/12/2014) [-]
cool. I guess it's kinda funny
User avatar #71 - platinuminfernape (06/12/2014) [-]
It's funny at first... then it starts getting weird at around episode 18.
User avatar #60 - mariox (06/12/2014) [-]
I believe they had to fight an enemy that required to be hit in two different areas at the exact same time to be able to be defeated. Therefore they spent so time doing exercises to be able to sync their movements.
#57 - xxxsonic fanxxx (06/12/2014) [-]
No, that wouldn't make any sense.
#58 - Picture 06/12/2014 on Society these days +4
#276 - anyone got source on that gif?  [+] (2 new replies) 06/12/2014 on Beets by schrute alternatives 0
User avatar #337 - jizzonmypants (06/12/2014) [-]
it's chony from youtube i think
#167 - Picture 05/21/2014 on Don't Lose Your Way, Man +26
#142 - everytime 05/19/2014 on The man of the wild +3
#14 - People are getting paid to feed baby rhinos. And I'm …  [+] (2 new replies) 05/10/2014 on feeding a baby rhino 0
User avatar #15 - StewieGGriffin (05/10/2014) [-]
But they'd make a third of what you do.
#17 - xxxsonic fanxxx (05/10/2014) [-]
If he gets the job.
#194 - enjoy your inferior sound quality 04/27/2014 on I only need that. +3
#154 - Sheeit! 04/27/2014 on American Education System +1
#20 - astute observation 04/19/2014 on Oh 0
#317 - in reality, though 04/17/2014 on PC vs Console 0
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