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polifemo

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Date Signed Up:10/12/2011
Last Login:3/30/2015
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latest user's comments

#16 - "spare dick"?  [+] (2 new replies) 03/28/2015 on (untitled) +18
User avatar #141 - kirkel (16 hours ago) [-]
Yes, every good duelist has one.
#76 - rdobet (03/29/2015) [-]
#28 - souce? 03/18/2015 on The red Saber 0
#58 - look at the twiter post day 03/05/2015 on Bald 0
#82 - all hail the allmighty admin 02/18/2015 on FJ Makes A Song 0
#118 - Why? 02/12/2015 on Shitty Inventions that... 0
#45 - NO 01/29/2015 on only the blues understand 0
#20 - false who told you that? normally they are beheaded or shot wi…  [+] (7 new replies) 01/19/2015 on good source of protein 0
#38 - auryn (01/19/2015) [-]
How is that less worse?

It takes them a considerable longer time to die.
#39 - justtocomment (01/19/2015) [-]
I... I can't even explain how wrong you are anymore.
Both those methods are instant death - the only exception being chickens with their whole "run around without a head" bit. But bovine and swine? Instantaneous death.
Being put in a blender isn't quick - how many passes until the blades successfully manage to kill the poor thing? And when the force of the blades pushes the still living, mutilated body under the actual cutting edge where it twitches in agony until liquified portions of itself manage to bring it back into the blades.
#40 - auryn (01/19/2015) [-]
Do you have any idea how long it sometimes takes for animals to die when shot with a bolt pistol?
#41 - justtocomment (01/19/2015) [-]
It knocks the creature unconscious in an instant. How is that a painful death?
#42 - auryn (01/19/2015) [-]
A lot of times it doesn't.

And by the way, about the spider and the blender, you're not going to tell me that whole thing isn't chopped up after 2 or 3 seconds.

Anyway, the main point is that it's, at the very least, on par with it, and that it's just hypocritical to think this is cruel if you aren't a vegan / vegitarian.
#43 - justtocomment (01/19/2015) [-]
A lot of times? Are we talking about the same contraption here? Or are you talking about the one they use in the UK that doesn't actually penetrate the skull?

And have you ever tried to blend anything in a shitty food processor like that? Yeah, it takes all of 5 seconds of actual blending - supplemented with 15 minutes of stopping the blender and restirring everything in it because it's all pressed against the bottom and sides of the container completely dodging the blades.

You don't have to be a vegan to see this as cruel. You don't have to be a vegan to think that veal is a despicable dish. You don't have to be a vegan to think that pumping chickens full of estrogen and keeping them in 1^3 foot cages is inhumane. And you don't have to be a vegan to think that putting a live tarantula in the blender is fucked up.
#44 - auryn (01/19/2015) [-]
I had a cheap blender, it would chop up everything within a second or two, inculding hard nuts.
#102 - feminazi, easier to deal with i think 12/23/2014 on round two! 0
#42 - ok that destroyed my inoccence sincerly i didn't know th…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/23/2014 on bumming me out man +1
User avatar #43 - imagnetsux (12/23/2014) [-]
don't go trying to move to Honolulu, it'll anally violate your innocence and throw out its pokemans
#30 - but lilo and her sister aren't homeless they live in hawaii  [+] (3 new replies) 12/23/2014 on bumming me out man +1
User avatar #41 - imagnetsux (12/23/2014) [-]
homelessness is a big problem in Hawaii, that could easily be them if they were renting their place, and the landlord decided to raise the rent to more than they could afford. that picture is a common sight in Kaimuki minus the alien , and something I hoped i'd never see again.
User avatar #42 - polifemo (12/23/2014) [-]
ok that destroyed my inoccence sincerly i didn't know this was an issue in hawaii
User avatar #43 - imagnetsux (12/23/2014) [-]
don't go trying to move to Honolulu, it'll anally violate your innocence and throw out its pokemans

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