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| #11208716 - Yea, i don't have access to teas unless if i want to go into a… [+] (4 new replies) | 12 hours ago on Happy little board | 0 |
| Earl Grey and English Breakfast tea blends are the top notch ones, if you buy it exclusively for flavor. I'll take note of this, i know my mom gets teas sometimes but its usually strange flavors that don't really smell good to me | ||
| #1561638 - admin is experimenting with his sexuality | 12 hours ago on FJ Backroom | 0 |
| #11208714 - I was born in 1994 the attention craving comes from t… | 12 hours ago on Happy little board | 0 |
| #1561626 - That sounds good i love food its the best thing ever [+] (10 new replies) | 12 hours ago on FJ Backroom | +1 |
| I made some spinach, carrot, lettuce salad with goat cheese and it was pretty great i sauteed the veggies and add croutons to them it was the best oh, becoming quite the cook are we? I should start teaching my lazy ass I've been watching alot of cooking channels on youtube and its taught me alot especially since i am a college student my mom only knows how to cook certain things so i am also trying to expand her knowledge with what i've learned cooking is all about personal taste and eventually you'll know what to add when you are cooking Yeah I can learn it's not hard, just follow simple instructions the main thing is to wash your greens and make sure to fully cook your meats especially your chickens once you get to the point where you know alot of things you can start experimenting I've been trying to make homemade candy and i've been successful 1/3 times the candy keeps having a bitter taste because it got burned, mainly because i'm trying to make hard candy with just sugar and water and hard candy needs other types of sugar and corn syrup, its possible to make it with just sugar and water you just boil out all the water but with other types of sugar and corn syrup its alot easier i think the part i need to learn is to add the flavoring After the water has been boiled out and make sure to pour it into a pan before it starts burning since the time for that is fairly short i am sure the flavoring is burning considering melted candy is at 375 F which is 190.556C | ||
| #11208711 - That works too i've never had tea besides canned ones… [+] (6 new replies) | 12 hours ago on Happy little board | 0 |
| .....canned tea. You mean those shitty iced teas that taste nothing like actual tea blend? Yea, i don't have access to teas unless if i want to go into a superstore or downtown where all the exotic stuff is Earl Grey and English Breakfast tea blends are the top notch ones, if you buy it exclusively for flavor. I'll take note of this, i know my mom gets teas sometimes but its usually strange flavors that don't really smell good to me | ||
| #1561616 - All the narcotics! [+] (12 new replies) | 12 hours ago on FJ Backroom | 0 |
| This reminds me of my dog he was a golden lab with long fluffy hair, he passed away a couple months he died at the age of 15 i miss him alot | ||
| #1561609 - Dinosaurs have tough skin just think of it as pats pl… [+] (16 new replies) | 12 hours ago on FJ Backroom | 0 |
| This reminds me of my dog he was a golden lab with long fluffy hair, he passed away a couple months he died at the age of 15 i miss him alot | ||
| #11208709 - Water helps wake up the stomach right after you've woken up [+] (8 new replies) | 12 hours ago on Happy little board | 0 |
| That works too i've never had tea besides canned ones but i'm sure thats not good .....canned tea. You mean those shitty iced teas that taste nothing like actual tea blend? Yea, i don't have access to teas unless if i want to go into a superstore or downtown where all the exotic stuff is Earl Grey and English Breakfast tea blends are the top notch ones, if you buy it exclusively for flavor. I'll take note of this, i know my mom gets teas sometimes but its usually strange flavors that don't really smell good to me | ||
| #11208708 - Sometimes i just get the urge to **** post an… [+] (2 new replies) | 12 hours ago on Happy little board | 0 |
| you crave attention please tell me youre not a millennial kid I was born in 1994 the attention craving comes from the lack of friendship and my parents not giving me any | ||
| #1561599 - I have a good one what are your favorite treats? … [+] (12 new replies) | 12 hours ago on FJ Backroom | +1 |
| Hmm, I'd have to say I love peanut butter with nutella on bread I made some spinach, carrot, lettuce salad with goat cheese and it was pretty great i sauteed the veggies and add croutons to them it was the best oh, becoming quite the cook are we? I should start teaching my lazy ass I've been watching alot of cooking channels on youtube and its taught me alot especially since i am a college student my mom only knows how to cook certain things so i am also trying to expand her knowledge with what i've learned cooking is all about personal taste and eventually you'll know what to add when you are cooking Yeah I can learn it's not hard, just follow simple instructions the main thing is to wash your greens and make sure to fully cook your meats especially your chickens once you get to the point where you know alot of things you can start experimenting I've been trying to make homemade candy and i've been successful 1/3 times the candy keeps having a bitter taste because it got burned, mainly because i'm trying to make hard candy with just sugar and water and hard candy needs other types of sugar and corn syrup, its possible to make it with just sugar and water you just boil out all the water but with other types of sugar and corn syrup its alot easier i think the part i need to learn is to add the flavoring After the water has been boiled out and make sure to pour it into a pan before it starts burning since the time for that is fairly short i am sure the flavoring is burning considering melted candy is at 375 F which is 190.556C | ||
| #11208705 - Yea, i ******** sometimes but i've been cutting back [+] (4 new replies) | 12 hours ago on Happy little board | 0 |
| Sometimes i just get the urge to shit post and when i don't do it for a long time i get stronger urges maybe its from the attention idk you crave attention please tell me youre not a millennial kid I was born in 1994 the attention craving comes from the lack of friendship and my parents not giving me any | ||
| #11208703 - Jelly* | 12 hours ago on Happy little board | 0 |
| #11208701 - Have you drank any water to wake up your stomach and flush thi… [+] (11 new replies) | 12 hours ago on Happy little board | 0 |
| Water helps wake up the stomach right after you've woken up That works too i've never had tea besides canned ones but i'm sure thats not good .....canned tea. You mean those shitty iced teas that taste nothing like actual tea blend? Yea, i don't have access to teas unless if i want to go into a superstore or downtown where all the exotic stuff is Earl Grey and English Breakfast tea blends are the top notch ones, if you buy it exclusively for flavor. I'll take note of this, i know my mom gets teas sometimes but its usually strange flavors that don't really smell good to me | ||
| #1561589 - You just beat the dinosaur till it loves you [+] (18 new replies) | 12 hours ago on FJ Backroom | 0 |
| Dinosaurs have tough skin just think of it as pats plus you're also shoving berries in them This reminds me of my dog he was a golden lab with long fluffy hair, he passed away a couple months he died at the age of 15 i miss him alot | ||
| #11208698 - I do talk normal sometimes but I've been on /backroom/ when i … [+] (6 new replies) | 12 hours ago on Happy little board | 0 |
| Sometimes i just get the urge to shit post and when i don't do it for a long time i get stronger urges maybe its from the attention idk you crave attention please tell me youre not a millennial kid I was born in 1994 the attention craving comes from the lack of friendship and my parents not giving me any | ||
| #1561585 - but did you have fun? [+] (20 new replies) | 12 hours ago on FJ Backroom | 0 |
| Dinosaurs have tough skin just think of it as pats plus you're also shoving berries in them This reminds me of my dog he was a golden lab with long fluffy hair, he passed away a couple months he died at the age of 15 i miss him alot | ||
| #11208695 - I am being serious, let's just talk how was your day?… [+] (13 new replies) | 12 hours ago on Happy little board | 0 |
| Have you drank any water to wake up your stomach and flush things out? don't forget to get a nice breakfast even its some toast and helly Water helps wake up the stomach right after you've woken up That works too i've never had tea besides canned ones but i'm sure thats not good .....canned tea. You mean those shitty iced teas that taste nothing like actual tea blend? Yea, i don't have access to teas unless if i want to go into a superstore or downtown where all the exotic stuff is Earl Grey and English Breakfast tea blends are the top notch ones, if you buy it exclusively for flavor. I'll take note of this, i know my mom gets teas sometimes but its usually strange flavors that don't really smell good to me | ||
| #11208693 - Eh, i try not to think about it but if people talk to me norma… [+] (8 new replies) | 12 hours ago on Happy little board | 0 |
| yeah real funny how FJers are like "i have no idea how to talk normal but dammit polarpulse... YOU have to talk normal" I do talk normal sometimes but I've been on /backroom/ when i get bored and this place is dead Sometimes i just get the urge to shit post and when i don't do it for a long time i get stronger urges maybe its from the attention idk you crave attention please tell me youre not a millennial kid I was born in 1994 the attention craving comes from the lack of friendship and my parents not giving me any | ||
| #1561577 - Alright i'll try that out next time i'm in game | 12 hours ago on FJ Backroom | 0 |
| #11208690 - I had 13 years without social interaction besides getting bull… [+] (10 new replies) | 12 hours ago on Happy little board | +1 |
| Eh, i try not to think about it but if people talk to me normally on here i'll be normal but everyone here likes being lewd yeah real funny how FJers are like "i have no idea how to talk normal but dammit polarpulse... YOU have to talk normal" I do talk normal sometimes but I've been on /backroom/ when i get bored and this place is dead Sometimes i just get the urge to shit post and when i don't do it for a long time i get stronger urges maybe its from the attention idk you crave attention please tell me youre not a millennial kid I was born in 1994 the attention craving comes from the lack of friendship and my parents not giving me any | ||
| #11208687 - Get to know me that's not the really me i just do that to make… [+] (15 new replies) | 12 hours ago on Happy little board | 0 |
| I am being serious, let's just talk how was your day? have you done anything interesting? Have you drank any water to wake up your stomach and flush things out? don't forget to get a nice breakfast even its some toast and helly Water helps wake up the stomach right after you've woken up That works too i've never had tea besides canned ones but i'm sure thats not good .....canned tea. You mean those shitty iced teas that taste nothing like actual tea blend? Yea, i don't have access to teas unless if i want to go into a superstore or downtown where all the exotic stuff is Earl Grey and English Breakfast tea blends are the top notch ones, if you buy it exclusively for flavor. I'll take note of this, i know my mom gets teas sometimes but its usually strange flavors that don't really smell good to me | ||
| #1561569 - So, how is everyone talk to me anything on your mind … [+] (14 new replies) | 12 hours ago on FJ Backroom | +2 |
| I have a good one what are your favorite treats? mine are toast with jelly and pastires Hmm, I'd have to say I love peanut butter with nutella on bread I made some spinach, carrot, lettuce salad with goat cheese and it was pretty great i sauteed the veggies and add croutons to them it was the best oh, becoming quite the cook are we? I should start teaching my lazy ass I've been watching alot of cooking channels on youtube and its taught me alot especially since i am a college student my mom only knows how to cook certain things so i am also trying to expand her knowledge with what i've learned cooking is all about personal taste and eventually you'll know what to add when you are cooking Yeah I can learn it's not hard, just follow simple instructions the main thing is to wash your greens and make sure to fully cook your meats especially your chickens once you get to the point where you know alot of things you can start experimenting I've been trying to make homemade candy and i've been successful 1/3 times the candy keeps having a bitter taste because it got burned, mainly because i'm trying to make hard candy with just sugar and water and hard candy needs other types of sugar and corn syrup, its possible to make it with just sugar and water you just boil out all the water but with other types of sugar and corn syrup its alot easier i think the part i need to learn is to add the flavoring After the water has been boiled out and make sure to pour it into a pan before it starts burning since the time for that is fairly short i am sure the flavoring is burning considering melted candy is at 375 F which is 190.556C | ||
| #1561564 - Oh, that's ok its just a quest where you have to bui… [+] (3 new replies) | 12 hours ago on FJ Backroom | 0 |
| ooo that quest! i do remember, Jupitera assassination quest drops the sensors and orikin cells are almost found anywhere, just grind quests for those | ||
| #11208679 - someone talk to me i feel like i'm just a normie :^( [+] (47 new replies) | 12 hours ago on Happy little board | +1 |
| I don't know its been somewhat quiet here when i frist got here it seemed active and alot of people were talking I know alot of people here are having struggles with life like canyou and invaderfromthesea i just feel somewhat left out Shit happens, no one talks to me unless I post some hentai shit maybe i'm overreacting again I tend to overreact a lot or maybe not I don't know what's going on and yea you are talking to me what have you done today Its 4:30 am and i'm watching youtube videos i woke up at 12 pm today have you tried taking melatonin? someone here told me to get it to help me sleep but i was never able to get it its suppose to promote sleep "Melatonin, chemically N-acetyl-5-methoxy tryptamine, is a substance found in animals, plants, fungi and bacteria. In animals it is a hormone that anticipates the daily onset of darkness; however in other organisms it may have different functions." idk creepy... i just thought polarpulse was socially awkward I had 13 years without social interaction besides getting bullied so its hard for me to talk Eh, i try not to think about it but if people talk to me normally on here i'll be normal but everyone here likes being lewd yeah real funny how FJers are like "i have no idea how to talk normal but dammit polarpulse... YOU have to talk normal" I do talk normal sometimes but I've been on /backroom/ when i get bored and this place is dead Sometimes i just get the urge to shit post and when i don't do it for a long time i get stronger urges maybe its from the attention idk you crave attention please tell me youre not a millennial kid I was born in 1994 the attention craving comes from the lack of friendship and my parents not giving me any Get to know me that's not the really me i just do that to make people laugh and what not I am being serious, let's just talk how was your day? have you done anything interesting? Have you drank any water to wake up your stomach and flush things out? don't forget to get a nice breakfast even its some toast and helly Water helps wake up the stomach right after you've woken up That works too i've never had tea besides canned ones but i'm sure thats not good .....canned tea. You mean those shitty iced teas that taste nothing like actual tea blend? Yea, i don't have access to teas unless if i want to go into a superstore or downtown where all the exotic stuff is Earl Grey and English Breakfast tea blends are the top notch ones, if you buy it exclusively for flavor. I'll take note of this, i know my mom gets teas sometimes but its usually strange flavors that don't really smell good to me | ||
| #1561554 - I'm still trying to complete that wing quests, its taking me a while [+] (5 new replies) | 12 hours ago on FJ Backroom | 0 |
| they changed the beginning missions since ive done them so i dont really know that one Oh, that's ok its just a quest where you have to build these wings but it seems the planets i have don't have "Orkin cells" or "neural sensors" or something like that ooo that quest! i do remember, Jupitera assassination quest drops the sensors and orikin cells are almost found anywhere, just grind quests for those | ||
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Dont forget that not only I'm at the hospital im also hungry
food will be ready soon but it will be after all the tests
food will be ready soon but it will be after all the tests
My best wishes on the results.
Please stay well polar.
Please stay well polar.
Ugh I had a fight with my best friend of 6 years on fb me and her aren't talking
Oh i had one of those, this friend of 4 years got mad because she felt like i forgot her.
I was just busy, and she wanted more attention..
I was just busy, and she wanted more attention..
Mine was because I threatening to kill myself in one of my unstable time and she didn't bother to help she just stated that I was contradicting my teachings and being a hypocrite so after my episode I got upset because she was close to me and at one point we told each other that we love each other now I'm feeling neglected and forgotten
that's one of the main reasons why I'm posting more on /autism/ because I'm trying to fill another void
that's one of the main reasons why I'm posting more on /autism/ because I'm trying to fill another void
Oh i see, i'm sorry about that.
How long has it been since?
How long has it been since?
6 days and the only reason why I said that was because she's always upset that I keep my real emotions suppressed around her, and that I never talk about my problems
Oh, you tried just speaking to her again?
Maybe (Im not saying anything right/wrong here) apologizing or explain to her that that's what she wanted in the first place...but maybe bringing it up like that was a bad move.
Maybe (Im not saying anything right/wrong here) apologizing or explain to her that that's what she wanted in the first place...but maybe bringing it up like that was a bad move.
Maybe but I was trying to learn them. Hate her so when she left me I wouldn't get hurt
I'm not going to talk to her I'll just try and replace her since friends are replaceable...
I'm not going to talk to her I'll just try and replace her since friends are replaceable...
That's friendship, you live, enjoy and hurt through it all together.
And i know i don't have to tell you but i still will, how much crap was in that last sentence.
I'll save you the whole mushy speech, you make new ones but you can't simply swap. That's not how it works, you dehumanize the people that care for you by thinking like that.
You can always get a new one but it'll never be the same and you're smart enough to realize this.
And i know i don't have to tell you but i still will, how much crap was in that last sentence.
I'll save you the whole mushy speech, you make new ones but you can't simply swap. That's not how it works, you dehumanize the people that care for you by thinking like that.
You can always get a new one but it'll never be the same and you're smart enough to realize this.
I know it won't be the same
she was the last person I kept near and dear to me she was in my heart even when everyone left but I knew one day it would end I just prepared and just took it
sure it might be mean to just nit talk to her just because she hurt me and trying to replace her like a broken tool, but that's just what I do
I find someone new and try to integrate myself with them like a parasite
she was the last person I kept near and dear to me she was in my heart even when everyone left but I knew one day it would end I just prepared and just took it
sure it might be mean to just nit talk to her just because she hurt me and trying to replace her like a broken tool, but that's just what I do
I find someone new and try to integrate myself with them like a parasite
You know you could always apologize or try and talk to her, nothing is stopping you from doing that except yourself.
Do you honestly want to throw away 6 years of your life all for one giant upset?
It's your only life you have, you have to fight and to have to do.
Do you honestly want to throw away 6 years of your life all for one giant upset?
It's your only life you have, you have to fight and to have to do.
My sincerest Apologies.
But **** That. With what you're telling me pride has nothing to do with this.
But **** That. With what you're telling me pride has nothing to do with this.
Idk I guess I just don't want to talk to her anymore
she always talks about herself and when I try to put myself on the picture she just keeps talking about herself and its been like that for a year she hasn't considered my feelings for a long fime
she always talks about herself and when I try to put myself on the picture she just keeps talking about herself and its been like that for a year she hasn't considered my feelings for a long fime
So why don't you just tell her this exactly, are you scared?
I dont know right know
right know all I can think of is food cause I'm hungry and I'm still at the hospital
right know all I can think of is food cause I'm hungry and I'm still at the hospital
Look, just don't over think this.
Sometimes with friendship you just have to follow your gut and just do what feels right not what feels safe.
Go eat dummy.
Sometimes with friendship you just have to follow your gut and just do what feels right not what feels safe.
Go eat dummy.
I can't I'm waiting on my little brother to be tested for his heart
Oh i'm sorry i wasn't aware, you're going through alot this week it seems.
why are you even here
only cool people can talk to me you are ew
only cool people can talk to me you are ew
that part is squeezable since i've been somewhat exercising
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anon (01/03/2016) [-]
Cock is one of my favorite tastes. Not only that, but balls smell amazing. It makes me go a little crazy on it to be honest. Like, I cannot get it far enough down my throat to be satisfied. I’m only satisfied when I feel those intense, powerful, salty, hot pumps of cum down my throat. When I sit back on my heels, look up at you with cum all over my mouth and slobber running down my neck, hair all ****** up and wipe my mouth with the back of my arm and ask you if I did a good job and you cannot even speak because I’ve drained all of your energy out the tip of your dick….. That’s when I’m satisfied.
**chaosraptor used "*roll 1, Magic 8-Ball*"**
**chaosraptor rolls My reply is no**
would polar **** a zombie girl
**chaosraptor rolls My reply is no**
would polar **** a zombie girl
