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#219 - i loved you ever since we spoke my horniness just assures it a…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/26/2011 on pokephilia's profile 0
User avatar #220 - pleather (09/26/2011) [-]
NOOOO... don't leave...

where do you go when i get done talking to you...
and i assure you, i don't have dreams. because i am chuck norris' off spring.
awesome fucks are awesome.
#217 - flu ttershy fro realz funnyjunk.... anyway i want to gi…  [+] (3 new replies) 09/26/2011 on pokephilia's profile 0
User avatar #218 - pleather (09/26/2011) [-]
aw.. now i'll never know if you love me...
because you're always horny....

plus, i will accept those hugs and those fucks.
User avatar #219 - pokephilia (09/26/2011) [-]
i loved you ever since we spoke my horniness just assures it and the fucks are just a bonus


hey hun i have to go... I LOVE YOU and YOURE GOING TO LOVE ME! >:3
have a goodnight and pleasent dreams (i hope im in them)
User avatar #220 - pleather (09/26/2011) [-]
NOOOO... don't leave...

where do you go when i get done talking to you...
and i assure you, i don't have dreams. because i am chuck norris' off spring.
awesome fucks are awesome.
#215 - aww sorry i wasn't on i love giving you fappin time... I want …  [+] (5 new replies) 09/26/2011 on pokephilia's profile 0
User avatar #216 - pleather (09/26/2011) [-]
LOL. infected horse cunt? 'cuz if so then no more fappy time fantasies.

anyways, back to the topic.

well, i wish i could be close to you too...
because i love you, and you should never go away.
User avatar #217 - pokephilia (09/26/2011) [-]
flu ttershy fro realz funnyjunk....

anyway i want to give you a 24/7 365 hug with fucks inbetween. I don't know if i feel this way because im horny or i just love the fuck out of you
User avatar #218 - pleather (09/26/2011) [-]
aw.. now i'll never know if you love me...
because you're always horny....

plus, i will accept those hugs and those fucks.
User avatar #219 - pokephilia (09/26/2011) [-]
i loved you ever since we spoke my horniness just assures it and the fucks are just a bonus


hey hun i have to go... I LOVE YOU and YOURE GOING TO LOVE ME! >:3
have a goodnight and pleasent dreams (i hope im in them)
User avatar #220 - pleather (09/26/2011) [-]
NOOOO... don't leave...

where do you go when i get done talking to you...
and i assure you, i don't have dreams. because i am chuck norris' off spring.
awesome fucks are awesome.
#213 - you either always make me laugh or get me horny sometimes both…  [+] (7 new replies) 09/26/2011 on pokephilia's profile 0
User avatar #214 - pleather (09/26/2011) [-]
^3^ mhmm, and to think i wasnt trying to fap at the beginning of this. you sneaky devil. >:3 i wish I could always be with you like this.

did you know i didn't fap in the last 3 days because you weren't on? lol, i know it sounds wierd, but it's true.
User avatar #215 - pokephilia (09/26/2011) [-]
aww sorry i wasn't on i love giving you fappin time... I want to be close to you cuz i love you so much.... AH I JUST WANT TO FUCKING LOVE YOU! i be like infected horse cunt :3
User avatar #216 - pleather (09/26/2011) [-]
LOL. infected horse cunt? 'cuz if so then no more fappy time fantasies.

anyways, back to the topic.

well, i wish i could be close to you too...
because i love you, and you should never go away.
User avatar #217 - pokephilia (09/26/2011) [-]
flu ttershy fro realz funnyjunk....

anyway i want to give you a 24/7 365 hug with fucks inbetween. I don't know if i feel this way because im horny or i just love the fuck out of you
User avatar #218 - pleather (09/26/2011) [-]
aw.. now i'll never know if you love me...
because you're always horny....

plus, i will accept those hugs and those fucks.
User avatar #219 - pokephilia (09/26/2011) [-]
i loved you ever since we spoke my horniness just assures it and the fucks are just a bonus


hey hun i have to go... I LOVE YOU and YOURE GOING TO LOVE ME! >:3
have a goodnight and pleasent dreams (i hope im in them)
User avatar #220 - pleather (09/26/2011) [-]
NOOOO... don't leave...

where do you go when i get done talking to you...
and i assure you, i don't have dreams. because i am chuck norris' off spring.
awesome fucks are awesome.
#211 - I love you hun ^_^  [+] (9 new replies) 09/26/2011 on pokephilia's profile 0
User avatar #212 - pleather (09/26/2011) [-]
i love you too, mon amour
User avatar #213 - pokephilia (09/26/2011) [-]
you either always make me laugh or get me horny sometimes both but though all of it i want it to be with you ^^
User avatar #214 - pleather (09/26/2011) [-]
^3^ mhmm, and to think i wasnt trying to fap at the beginning of this. you sneaky devil. >:3 i wish I could always be with you like this.

did you know i didn't fap in the last 3 days because you weren't on? lol, i know it sounds wierd, but it's true.
User avatar #215 - pokephilia (09/26/2011) [-]
aww sorry i wasn't on i love giving you fappin time... I want to be close to you cuz i love you so much.... AH I JUST WANT TO FUCKING LOVE YOU! i be like infected horse cunt :3
User avatar #216 - pleather (09/26/2011) [-]
LOL. infected horse cunt? 'cuz if so then no more fappy time fantasies.

anyways, back to the topic.

well, i wish i could be close to you too...
because i love you, and you should never go away.
User avatar #217 - pokephilia (09/26/2011) [-]
flu ttershy fro realz funnyjunk....

anyway i want to give you a 24/7 365 hug with fucks inbetween. I don't know if i feel this way because im horny or i just love the fuck out of you
User avatar #218 - pleather (09/26/2011) [-]
aw.. now i'll never know if you love me...
because you're always horny....

plus, i will accept those hugs and those fucks.
User avatar #219 - pokephilia (09/26/2011) [-]
i loved you ever since we spoke my horniness just assures it and the fucks are just a bonus


hey hun i have to go... I LOVE YOU and YOURE GOING TO LOVE ME! >:3
have a goodnight and pleasent dreams (i hope im in them)
User avatar #220 - pleather (09/26/2011) [-]
NOOOO... don't leave...

where do you go when i get done talking to you...
and i assure you, i don't have dreams. because i am chuck norris' off spring.
awesome fucks are awesome.
#209 - **pokephilia feels pleather's swollen cock inside of him. It …  [+] (11 new replies) 09/26/2011 on pokephilia's profile 0
User avatar #210 - pleather (09/26/2011) [-]
**pleather takes his dick out of pokephilia. he can already feel that at any moment, he could burst. he puts it back in slowly, and can feel the pinch of her pussy already making him want to let go. he thrusts a few more times and lets it all out. he picks her up, seeing her rag doll body already warn out, and takes her up stairs so she can sleep. it was one hell of a day... but he would kill to have another.**
User avatar #211 - pokephilia (09/26/2011) [-]
I love you hun ^_^
User avatar #212 - pleather (09/26/2011) [-]
i love you too, mon amour
User avatar #213 - pokephilia (09/26/2011) [-]
you either always make me laugh or get me horny sometimes both but though all of it i want it to be with you ^^
User avatar #214 - pleather (09/26/2011) [-]
^3^ mhmm, and to think i wasnt trying to fap at the beginning of this. you sneaky devil. >:3 i wish I could always be with you like this.

did you know i didn't fap in the last 3 days because you weren't on? lol, i know it sounds wierd, but it's true.
User avatar #215 - pokephilia (09/26/2011) [-]
aww sorry i wasn't on i love giving you fappin time... I want to be close to you cuz i love you so much.... AH I JUST WANT TO FUCKING LOVE YOU! i be like infected horse cunt :3
User avatar #216 - pleather (09/26/2011) [-]
LOL. infected horse cunt? 'cuz if so then no more fappy time fantasies.

anyways, back to the topic.

well, i wish i could be close to you too...
because i love you, and you should never go away.
User avatar #217 - pokephilia (09/26/2011) [-]
flu ttershy fro realz funnyjunk....

anyway i want to give you a 24/7 365 hug with fucks inbetween. I don't know if i feel this way because im horny or i just love the fuck out of you
User avatar #218 - pleather (09/26/2011) [-]
aw.. now i'll never know if you love me...
because you're always horny....

plus, i will accept those hugs and those fucks.
User avatar #219 - pokephilia (09/26/2011) [-]
i loved you ever since we spoke my horniness just assures it and the fucks are just a bonus


hey hun i have to go... I LOVE YOU and YOURE GOING TO LOVE ME! >:3
have a goodnight and pleasent dreams (i hope im in them)
User avatar #220 - pleather (09/26/2011) [-]
NOOOO... don't leave...

where do you go when i get done talking to you...
and i assure you, i don't have dreams. because i am chuck norris' off spring.
awesome fucks are awesome.
#207 - **pokephilia cries out of both pain and lust and within minut…  [+] (13 new replies) 09/25/2011 on pokephilia's profile 0
User avatar #208 - pleather (09/26/2011) [-]
**pleather slows down, hearing the pain. he feels his cock swell up with an orgasmic pleasure. he lets all of his lust, power, and love, flow into her body as he sits there looking into her eyes. pokephilia's eyes show pain, but her rose red cheeks, constant hard breathing, and open mouth determine other wise. pleather grabs her sides and gives her a devious smile.**
User avatar #209 - pokephilia (09/26/2011) [-]
**pokephilia feels pleather's swollen cock inside of him. It doesn't help that her pussy is very tight and wet in the moment. She pulls pleather up and lays down herself as if almost giving him the wheel. pokephilia closes her eyes and prepares her body.**
User avatar #210 - pleather (09/26/2011) [-]
**pleather takes his dick out of pokephilia. he can already feel that at any moment, he could burst. he puts it back in slowly, and can feel the pinch of her pussy already making him want to let go. he thrusts a few more times and lets it all out. he picks her up, seeing her rag doll body already warn out, and takes her up stairs so she can sleep. it was one hell of a day... but he would kill to have another.**
User avatar #211 - pokephilia (09/26/2011) [-]
I love you hun ^_^
User avatar #212 - pleather (09/26/2011) [-]
i love you too, mon amour
User avatar #213 - pokephilia (09/26/2011) [-]
you either always make me laugh or get me horny sometimes both but though all of it i want it to be with you ^^
User avatar #214 - pleather (09/26/2011) [-]
^3^ mhmm, and to think i wasnt trying to fap at the beginning of this. you sneaky devil. >:3 i wish I could always be with you like this.

did you know i didn't fap in the last 3 days because you weren't on? lol, i know it sounds wierd, but it's true.
User avatar #215 - pokephilia (09/26/2011) [-]
aww sorry i wasn't on i love giving you fappin time... I want to be close to you cuz i love you so much.... AH I JUST WANT TO FUCKING LOVE YOU! i be like infected horse cunt :3
User avatar #216 - pleather (09/26/2011) [-]
LOL. infected horse cunt? 'cuz if so then no more fappy time fantasies.

anyways, back to the topic.

well, i wish i could be close to you too...
because i love you, and you should never go away.
User avatar #217 - pokephilia (09/26/2011) [-]
flu ttershy fro realz funnyjunk....

anyway i want to give you a 24/7 365 hug with fucks inbetween. I don't know if i feel this way because im horny or i just love the fuck out of you
User avatar #218 - pleather (09/26/2011) [-]
aw.. now i'll never know if you love me...
because you're always horny....

plus, i will accept those hugs and those fucks.
User avatar #219 - pokephilia (09/26/2011) [-]
i loved you ever since we spoke my horniness just assures it and the fucks are just a bonus


hey hun i have to go... I LOVE YOU and YOURE GOING TO LOVE ME! >:3
have a goodnight and pleasent dreams (i hope im in them)
User avatar #220 - pleather (09/26/2011) [-]
NOOOO... don't leave...

where do you go when i get done talking to you...
and i assure you, i don't have dreams. because i am chuck norris' off spring.
awesome fucks are awesome.
#205 - **pokephilia screams in excitement. She can feel pleather's c…  [+] (15 new replies) 09/25/2011 on pokephilia's profile 0
User avatar #206 - pleather (09/25/2011) [-]
**pleather thrusts harder than he has with her than ever before, and let's her feel the strength of his thrusts through his body straight into hers.**
User avatar #207 - pokephilia (09/25/2011) [-]
**pokephilia cries out of both pain and lust and within minutes cums again this time on his cock. Her tits bounce almost as in a dance. The pleasure that pleather is giving her is unimaginable and explainable.**
User avatar #208 - pleather (09/26/2011) [-]
**pleather slows down, hearing the pain. he feels his cock swell up with an orgasmic pleasure. he lets all of his lust, power, and love, flow into her body as he sits there looking into her eyes. pokephilia's eyes show pain, but her rose red cheeks, constant hard breathing, and open mouth determine other wise. pleather grabs her sides and gives her a devious smile.**
User avatar #209 - pokephilia (09/26/2011) [-]
**pokephilia feels pleather's swollen cock inside of him. It doesn't help that her pussy is very tight and wet in the moment. She pulls pleather up and lays down herself as if almost giving him the wheel. pokephilia closes her eyes and prepares her body.**
User avatar #210 - pleather (09/26/2011) [-]
**pleather takes his dick out of pokephilia. he can already feel that at any moment, he could burst. he puts it back in slowly, and can feel the pinch of her pussy already making him want to let go. he thrusts a few more times and lets it all out. he picks her up, seeing her rag doll body already warn out, and takes her up stairs so she can sleep. it was one hell of a day... but he would kill to have another.**
User avatar #211 - pokephilia (09/26/2011) [-]
I love you hun ^_^
User avatar #212 - pleather (09/26/2011) [-]
i love you too, mon amour
User avatar #213 - pokephilia (09/26/2011) [-]
you either always make me laugh or get me horny sometimes both but though all of it i want it to be with you ^^
User avatar #214 - pleather (09/26/2011) [-]
^3^ mhmm, and to think i wasnt trying to fap at the beginning of this. you sneaky devil. >:3 i wish I could always be with you like this.

did you know i didn't fap in the last 3 days because you weren't on? lol, i know it sounds wierd, but it's true.
User avatar #215 - pokephilia (09/26/2011) [-]
aww sorry i wasn't on i love giving you fappin time... I want to be close to you cuz i love you so much.... AH I JUST WANT TO FUCKING LOVE YOU! i be like infected horse cunt :3
User avatar #216 - pleather (09/26/2011) [-]
LOL. infected horse cunt? 'cuz if so then no more fappy time fantasies.

anyways, back to the topic.

well, i wish i could be close to you too...
because i love you, and you should never go away.
User avatar #217 - pokephilia (09/26/2011) [-]
flu ttershy fro realz funnyjunk....

anyway i want to give you a 24/7 365 hug with fucks inbetween. I don't know if i feel this way because im horny or i just love the fuck out of you
User avatar #218 - pleather (09/26/2011) [-]
aw.. now i'll never know if you love me...
because you're always horny....

plus, i will accept those hugs and those fucks.
User avatar #219 - pokephilia (09/26/2011) [-]
i loved you ever since we spoke my horniness just assures it and the fucks are just a bonus


hey hun i have to go... I LOVE YOU and YOURE GOING TO LOVE ME! >:3
have a goodnight and pleasent dreams (i hope im in them)
User avatar #220 - pleather (09/26/2011) [-]
NOOOO... don't leave...

where do you go when i get done talking to you...
and i assure you, i don't have dreams. because i am chuck norris' off spring.
awesome fucks are awesome.
#203 - **pokephilia sucks faster and deeper in a response to pleathe…  [+] (17 new replies) 09/25/2011 on pokephilia's profile 0
User avatar #204 - pleather (09/25/2011) [-]
**pleather suddenly feels the hot goop on his face, blinded in fact. he wipes it off and looks up at her, a deep crimson red. still horny, he whispers in her ear "you're going to have to make up for that" in a develish smile. he picks her up and puts her on his cock, feeling the weight of her against him.**
User avatar #205 - pokephilia (09/25/2011) [-]
**pokephilia screams in excitement. She can feel pleather's cock throbbing with every thrust. Her pussy leaks with her juices. pokephilia leans her body back getting hornier and tighter but wanting more from him**
User avatar #206 - pleather (09/25/2011) [-]
**pleather thrusts harder than he has with her than ever before, and let's her feel the strength of his thrusts through his body straight into hers.**
User avatar #207 - pokephilia (09/25/2011) [-]
**pokephilia cries out of both pain and lust and within minutes cums again this time on his cock. Her tits bounce almost as in a dance. The pleasure that pleather is giving her is unimaginable and explainable.**
User avatar #208 - pleather (09/26/2011) [-]
**pleather slows down, hearing the pain. he feels his cock swell up with an orgasmic pleasure. he lets all of his lust, power, and love, flow into her body as he sits there looking into her eyes. pokephilia's eyes show pain, but her rose red cheeks, constant hard breathing, and open mouth determine other wise. pleather grabs her sides and gives her a devious smile.**
User avatar #209 - pokephilia (09/26/2011) [-]
**pokephilia feels pleather's swollen cock inside of him. It doesn't help that her pussy is very tight and wet in the moment. She pulls pleather up and lays down herself as if almost giving him the wheel. pokephilia closes her eyes and prepares her body.**
User avatar #210 - pleather (09/26/2011) [-]
**pleather takes his dick out of pokephilia. he can already feel that at any moment, he could burst. he puts it back in slowly, and can feel the pinch of her pussy already making him want to let go. he thrusts a few more times and lets it all out. he picks her up, seeing her rag doll body already warn out, and takes her up stairs so she can sleep. it was one hell of a day... but he would kill to have another.**
User avatar #211 - pokephilia (09/26/2011) [-]
I love you hun ^_^
User avatar #212 - pleather (09/26/2011) [-]
i love you too, mon amour
User avatar #213 - pokephilia (09/26/2011) [-]
you either always make me laugh or get me horny sometimes both but though all of it i want it to be with you ^^
User avatar #214 - pleather (09/26/2011) [-]
^3^ mhmm, and to think i wasnt trying to fap at the beginning of this. you sneaky devil. >:3 i wish I could always be with you like this.

did you know i didn't fap in the last 3 days because you weren't on? lol, i know it sounds wierd, but it's true.
User avatar #215 - pokephilia (09/26/2011) [-]
aww sorry i wasn't on i love giving you fappin time... I want to be close to you cuz i love you so much.... AH I JUST WANT TO FUCKING LOVE YOU! i be like infected horse cunt :3
User avatar #216 - pleather (09/26/2011) [-]
LOL. infected horse cunt? 'cuz if so then no more fappy time fantasies.

anyways, back to the topic.

well, i wish i could be close to you too...
because i love you, and you should never go away.
User avatar #217 - pokephilia (09/26/2011) [-]
flu ttershy fro realz funnyjunk....

anyway i want to give you a 24/7 365 hug with fucks inbetween. I don't know if i feel this way because im horny or i just love the fuck out of you
User avatar #218 - pleather (09/26/2011) [-]
aw.. now i'll never know if you love me...
because you're always horny....

plus, i will accept those hugs and those fucks.
User avatar #219 - pokephilia (09/26/2011) [-]
i loved you ever since we spoke my horniness just assures it and the fucks are just a bonus


hey hun i have to go... I LOVE YOU and YOURE GOING TO LOVE ME! >:3
have a goodnight and pleasent dreams (i hope im in them)
User avatar #220 - pleather (09/26/2011) [-]
NOOOO... don't leave...

where do you go when i get done talking to you...
and i assure you, i don't have dreams. because i am chuck norris' off spring.
awesome fucks are awesome.
#201 - **pokephilia yells out a yelp. Then in a daring attepmt turns…  [+] (19 new replies) 09/25/2011 on pokephilia's profile 0
User avatar #202 - pleather (09/25/2011) [-]
**pleather continues licking, tasting the natural juices being produced by pokephilia. his cock is glowing in pure excitement at the amount of pleasure he's receiving from pokephilia's breasts against his un guarded skin.**
User avatar #203 - pokephilia (09/25/2011) [-]
**pokephilia sucks faster and deeper in a response to pleather's licking. She cannot contain her lust and she orgasms onto his face. She rises and turns red in embarrassment.**
User avatar #204 - pleather (09/25/2011) [-]
**pleather suddenly feels the hot goop on his face, blinded in fact. he wipes it off and looks up at her, a deep crimson red. still horny, he whispers in her ear "you're going to have to make up for that" in a develish smile. he picks her up and puts her on his cock, feeling the weight of her against him.**
User avatar #205 - pokephilia (09/25/2011) [-]
**pokephilia screams in excitement. She can feel pleather's cock throbbing with every thrust. Her pussy leaks with her juices. pokephilia leans her body back getting hornier and tighter but wanting more from him**
User avatar #206 - pleather (09/25/2011) [-]
**pleather thrusts harder than he has with her than ever before, and let's her feel the strength of his thrusts through his body straight into hers.**
User avatar #207 - pokephilia (09/25/2011) [-]
**pokephilia cries out of both pain and lust and within minutes cums again this time on his cock. Her tits bounce almost as in a dance. The pleasure that pleather is giving her is unimaginable and explainable.**
User avatar #208 - pleather (09/26/2011) [-]
**pleather slows down, hearing the pain. he feels his cock swell up with an orgasmic pleasure. he lets all of his lust, power, and love, flow into her body as he sits there looking into her eyes. pokephilia's eyes show pain, but her rose red cheeks, constant hard breathing, and open mouth determine other wise. pleather grabs her sides and gives her a devious smile.**
User avatar #209 - pokephilia (09/26/2011) [-]
**pokephilia feels pleather's swollen cock inside of him. It doesn't help that her pussy is very tight and wet in the moment. She pulls pleather up and lays down herself as if almost giving him the wheel. pokephilia closes her eyes and prepares her body.**
User avatar #210 - pleather (09/26/2011) [-]
**pleather takes his dick out of pokephilia. he can already feel that at any moment, he could burst. he puts it back in slowly, and can feel the pinch of her pussy already making him want to let go. he thrusts a few more times and lets it all out. he picks her up, seeing her rag doll body already warn out, and takes her up stairs so she can sleep. it was one hell of a day... but he would kill to have another.**
User avatar #211 - pokephilia (09/26/2011) [-]
I love you hun ^_^
User avatar #212 - pleather (09/26/2011) [-]
i love you too, mon amour
User avatar #213 - pokephilia (09/26/2011) [-]
you either always make me laugh or get me horny sometimes both but though all of it i want it to be with you ^^
User avatar #214 - pleather (09/26/2011) [-]
^3^ mhmm, and to think i wasnt trying to fap at the beginning of this. you sneaky devil. >:3 i wish I could always be with you like this.

did you know i didn't fap in the last 3 days because you weren't on? lol, i know it sounds wierd, but it's true.
User avatar #215 - pokephilia (09/26/2011) [-]
aww sorry i wasn't on i love giving you fappin time... I want to be close to you cuz i love you so much.... AH I JUST WANT TO FUCKING LOVE YOU! i be like infected horse cunt :3
User avatar #216 - pleather (09/26/2011) [-]
LOL. infected horse cunt? 'cuz if so then no more fappy time fantasies.

anyways, back to the topic.

well, i wish i could be close to you too...
because i love you, and you should never go away.
User avatar #217 - pokephilia (09/26/2011) [-]
flu ttershy fro realz funnyjunk....

anyway i want to give you a 24/7 365 hug with fucks inbetween. I don't know if i feel this way because im horny or i just love the fuck out of you
User avatar #218 - pleather (09/26/2011) [-]
aw.. now i'll never know if you love me...
because you're always horny....

plus, i will accept those hugs and those fucks.
User avatar #219 - pokephilia (09/26/2011) [-]
i loved you ever since we spoke my horniness just assures it and the fucks are just a bonus


hey hun i have to go... I LOVE YOU and YOURE GOING TO LOVE ME! >:3
have a goodnight and pleasent dreams (i hope im in them)
User avatar #220 - pleather (09/26/2011) [-]
NOOOO... don't leave...

where do you go when i get done talking to you...
and i assure you, i don't have dreams. because i am chuck norris' off spring.
awesome fucks are awesome.
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User avatar #200 - pleather (09/25/2011) [-]
*me takes his head out of pokephilia's breasts, takes a breath, and begins his next move.

he slowly moves his lips down her body, leaving a trail of excitement upon her skin. he takes his cock out of her, and begins to gently lick her clit.*
#221 to #200 - chrismart (10/06/2011) [-]
The **** am i reading.
User avatar #222 to #221 - pleather (10/06/2011) [-]
i don't really know.
#223 to #222 - chrismart (10/06/2011) [-]
Im just as confused.
#224 to #223 - pleather (10/06/2011) [-]
well, i don't remember any of this, so.... yeah.
#225 to #224 - chrismart (10/06/2011) [-]
Wasn't this like 10 days ago?
#226 to #225 - pleather (10/06/2011) [-]
Don't ask and nobody has to know. i still don't ******* remember anyways.
#227 to #226 - chrismart (10/06/2011) [-]
I'll just get going now...
#228 to #227 - pleather (10/06/2011) [-]
that's right you will.
#229 to #228 - chrismart (10/06/2011) [-]
Actually its not okay. Give me you're best reaction picture and i'll keep this a secret
#230 to #229 - pleather (10/06/2011) [-]
best one yet.
#231 to #230 - chrismart (10/06/2011) [-]
you're secret is safe with me.
#232 to #231 - pleather (10/06/2011) [-]
lol i don't really care. but still, don't.
User avatar #201 to #200 - pokephilia (09/25/2011) [-]
**pokephilia yells out a yelp. Then in a daring attepmt turns over and sucks pleather's cock letting him continue licking her ***** forming the famous 69.**
User avatar #202 to #201 - pleather (09/25/2011) [-]
**pleather continues licking, tasting the natural juices being produced by pokephilia. his cock is glowing in pure excitement at the amount of pleasure he's receiving from pokephilia's breasts against his un guarded skin.**
User avatar #203 to #202 - pokephilia (09/25/2011) [-]
**pokephilia sucks faster and deeper in a response to pleather's licking. She cannot contain her lust and she ******* onto his face. She rises and turns red in embarrassment.**
User avatar #204 to #203 - pleather (09/25/2011) [-]
**pleather suddenly feels the hot goop on his face, blinded in fact. he wipes it off and looks up at her, a deep crimson red. still horny, he whispers in her ear "you're going to have to make up for that" in a develish smile. he picks her up and puts her on his cock, feeling the weight of her against him.**
User avatar #205 to #204 - pokephilia (09/25/2011) [-]
**pokephilia screams in excitement. She can feel pleather's cock throbbing with every thrust. Her ***** leaks with her juices. pokephilia leans her body back getting hornier and tighter but wanting more from him**
User avatar #206 to #205 - pleather (09/25/2011) [-]
**pleather thrusts harder than he has with her than ever before, and let's her feel the strength of his thrusts through his body straight into hers.**
User avatar #207 to #206 - pokephilia (09/25/2011) [-]
**pokephilia cries out of both pain and lust and within minutes cums again this time on his cock. Her tits bounce almost as in a dance. The pleasure that pleather is giving her is unimaginable and explainable.**
User avatar #208 to #207 - pleather (09/26/2011) [-]
**pleather slows down, hearing the pain. he feels his cock swell up with an ******** pleasure. he lets all of his lust, power, and love, flow into her body as he sits there looking into her eyes. pokephilia's eyes show pain, but her rose red cheeks, constant hard breathing, and open mouth determine other wise. pleather grabs her sides and gives her a devious smile.**
User avatar #209 to #208 - pokephilia (09/26/2011) [-]
**pokephilia feels pleather's swollen cock inside of him. It doesn't help that her ***** is very tight and wet in the moment. She pulls pleather up and lays down herself as if almost giving him the wheel. pokephilia closes her eyes and prepares her body.**
User avatar #210 to #209 - pleather (09/26/2011) [-]
**pleather takes his dick out of pokephilia. he can already feel that at any moment, he could burst. he puts it back in slowly, and can feel the pinch of her ***** already making him want to let go. he thrusts a few more times and lets it all out. he picks her up, seeing her rag doll body already warn out, and takes her up stairs so she can sleep. it was one hell of a day... but he would kill to have another.**
User avatar #211 to #210 - pokephilia (09/26/2011) [-]
I love you hun ^_^
User avatar #212 to #211 - pleather (09/26/2011) [-]
i love you too, mon amour
User avatar #213 to #212 - pokephilia (09/26/2011) [-]
you either always make me laugh or get me horny sometimes both but though all of it i want it to be with you ^^
User avatar #214 to #213 - pleather (09/26/2011) [-]
^3^ mhmm, and to think i wasnt trying to fap at the beginning of this. you sneaky devil. >:3 i wish I could always be with you like this.

did you know i didn't fap in the last 3 days because you weren't on? lol, i know it sounds wierd, but it's true.
User avatar #215 to #214 - pokephilia (09/26/2011) [-]
aww sorry i wasn't on i love giving you fappin time... I want to be close to you cuz i love you so much.... AH I JUST WANT TO ******* LOVE YOU! i be like infected horse **** :3
User avatar #216 to #215 - pleather (09/26/2011) [-]
LOL. infected horse **** ? 'cuz if so then no more fappy time ********* .

anyways, back to the topic.

well, i wish i could be close to you too...
because i love you, and you should never go away.
User avatar #217 to #216 - pokephilia (09/26/2011) [-]
flu ttershy fro realz funnyjunk....

anyway i want to give you a 24/7 365 hug with ***** inbetween. I don't know if i feel this way because im horny or i just love the **** out of you
User avatar #218 to #217 - pleather (09/26/2011) [-]
aw.. now i'll never know if you love me...
because you're always horny....

plus, i will accept those hugs and those ***** .
User avatar #219 to #218 - pokephilia (09/26/2011) [-]
i loved you ever since we spoke my horniness just assures it and the ***** are just a bonus


hey hun i have to go... I LOVE YOU and YOURE GOING TO LOVE ME! >:3
have a goodnight and pleasent dreams (i hope im in them)
User avatar #220 to #219 - pleather (09/26/2011) [-]
NOOOO... don't leave...

where do you go when i get done talking to you...
and i assure you, i don't have dreams. because i am chuck norris' off spring.
awesome ***** are awesome.
User avatar #169 - pleather (09/21/2011) [-]
hello my lovely.
User avatar #190 to #169 - pokephilia (09/22/2011) [-]
**pokephilia closes her eyes in lust and enjoys the sweeping pleasure she's experiencing all over her body.**

oh **** that last post was good
User avatar #191 to #190 - pleather (09/22/2011) [-]
**pleather starts to go deeper, for the lust that carried him through out this experience was taking control, and he couldn't control himself anymore**
User avatar #192 to #191 - pokephilia (09/22/2011) [-]
**pokephilia eyes glow as she ******* . She wants more and trusts with pleather. She screams in delight but hopes that her sudden deep breathing wont distract him. The room get's more cluttered as the two ****** move about wanting more of each other. Uncontrollable urges take over pokephilia and desides to get on top of pleather, wanting to be in command. She jumps about and rubs around his cock hoping to give the most benefit for the both of them.**
User avatar #193 to #192 - pleather (09/22/2011) [-]
**pleather lets pokephilia take over as we continue, still needing more, only to find that he didn't let her- she made him.**
User avatar #194 to #193 - pokephilia (09/22/2011) [-]
**pokephilia leans back and cups her breasts. She can't contain her pleasure and cums again. Nothing can define the comfort and desire these two fell with one another. pokephilia feels the tension inside pleather and leans foward hoping to do nothing more than to pleasure him.**
User avatar #195 to #194 - pleather (09/22/2011) [-]
**pleather sits there, watching her graceful body arc in pleasure before she descends upon him. the pleasure he felt was great, and could none other be described as the god of lust gifting him with true feelings of power. the feeling wells up in side of him as he tries to hold on to it for pokephilia, to entertain, and keep her happy for just a few moments more.**
User avatar #196 to #195 - pokephilia (09/22/2011) [-]
**pokephilia whines under her breath. She moans softly in her ear for him to let go. She gives one last pounce on his cock waiting for his release**
User avatar #197 to #196 - pleather (09/22/2011) [-]
**pleather feeling pokephilia's wish to let go, finally does. the excitement, lust, and love, all flooding his emotions at once.**
User avatar #198 to #197 - pokephilia (09/22/2011) [-]
**pokephilia feels the presents of the warm liquid inside of her. She remains stationary for a moment letting love take over the feeling inside them. pokephilia slips out and falls fast asleep on pleathers chest, but not before giving him a kiss of thanks. Their juice runs like an intertwining moat down his body and onto the bed. Their love will surpass that of any other, the sex is just the frosting on the cake and the cherry on top... the best part ^_^**

I gotta get going hun. I wish you sweet dreams. I love ya!


(I just hope you were fappin ;D cuz i gave myself hell lot of pleasure :3)
User avatar #199 to #198 - pleather (09/22/2011) [-]
:3 you know it. sweet dreams. love ya too, and i hope you have a good time. :D
#170 to #169 - pokephilia (09/21/2011) [-]
HEY! damn i just cleaned up there's a lot of my kind of stuff going on in NSFW

ll
ll
this ones my favorite so far v
User avatar #171 to #170 - pleather (09/21/2011) [-]
my god, that's hot.
User avatar #172 to #171 - pokephilia (09/21/2011) [-]
^^ same reaction

so how you doing?
User avatar #173 to #172 - pleather (09/21/2011) [-]
pretty good. but i would like to treat you to some internet dinner. sounds fun, right?
User avatar #174 to #173 - pokephilia (09/21/2011) [-]
sure that would be nice

any course on the internet includes bacon....im positive
User avatar #175 to #174 - pleather (09/21/2011) [-]
**pleather arrives with pokephilia in restaurant with no ******* idea how we got there** what wouldn't include bacon?
User avatar #176 to #175 - pokephilia (09/21/2011) [-]
**pokephilia follows pleather to our table, smelling the greasy resemblance that we all know and love coming from the kitchen**
User avatar #177 to #176 - pleather (09/21/2011) [-]
**pleather pulls the chair out for pokephilia, kissing her hand as she sits down to enjoy their meal. the candle lit table is the only one in the restaurant apparently, so we take in the peace of the silent restaurant. pleather takes pokephilia's hand under the table as they await their dinner.**
User avatar #178 to #177 - pokephilia (09/21/2011) [-]
**pokephilia looks down in surprise, then mellows down giving a sly grin to pleather**
User avatar #179 to #178 - pleather (09/21/2011) [-]
**pleather obviously enjoying the time he had with her, tries to think of something that could make this situation any better. but he could think of nothing, seeing as it was perfect already. he smiles back as the bacon finally comes to the table, knowing it would only make them hungrier for more... than just food.**
#180 to #179 - pokephilia (09/21/2011) [-]
**pokephilia finishes her meal ahead of time but craves more. She creates a distraction for pleather and swipes the remaining strips of bacon off his plate**
User avatar #181 to #180 - pleather (09/21/2011) [-]
**pleather realises this, and scowls. but pokephilia gives a look that just drives him insane. he couldn't help but laugh. he gets up, walks over to pokephilia and picks her up. and then we're suddenly back at our home... though it's disturbingly silent. pleather smirks and looks at pokephilia, hoping she'd get the message.**
User avatar #182 to #181 - pokephilia (09/21/2011) [-]
**pokephilia makes out with pleather sharing her bacon filled kiss while ********** him. pleather does the same to her.**
User avatar #183 to #182 - pleather (09/21/2011) [-]
*me, taken back by the tastiness of two bacon crossed ****** , tries to navigate the hallways while maintaining the kiss. they finally find their way to the bed room, and get on the bed. he forces himself out of the kiss, unwillingly, and stares into her eyes. he's immediately drawn back in, hoping that is wasn't going too quickly, and trying to be gentle and romantic.*
User avatar #184 to #183 - pokephilia (09/21/2011) [-]
**pokephilia bites her finger waiting to see what pleather will do to her. She giggles at him within the silence. Her smile mesmerizes pleather to go further. pokephilia bends her legs in anticipation.**
User avatar #185 to #184 - pleather (09/21/2011) [-]
**pleather sees pokephilia waiting with anticipation. he smirks, and gently crawls over her body, breathing in her delectable scent. he stares deeply at her figure and wonders how he ever got such an amazing partner as this. he starts to caress her cheek and kisses her without a second thought. this time, he would make it worth her while. he picks her up, surprising pokephilia. he fingers her a little, to start the foreplay.**
User avatar #186 to #185 - pokephilia (09/21/2011) [-]
**pokephilia opens her legs as a reflex. She moans and tilts her head back caught up in all the pleasure.**
User avatar #187 to #186 - pleather (09/21/2011) [-]
**pleather saw her do this, and knew it would still be too early to penetrate. he teases her, though only to enhance the experience.**
User avatar #188 to #187 - pokephilia (09/22/2011) [-]
**pokephilia brings pleather closer to her, needing some support. She doesn't realize that his face is right in between her luscious tits**
User avatar #189 to #188 - pleather (09/22/2011) [-]
**pleather starts to suffocate from the tits, so he backs out. but only a little. he realizes what she did it for, so he wraps his arms around her back. he looks at her and sees the desire from her flushed cheeks, the constant lower lip biting, and overwhelmed expression that means only one thing. she needed it. badly. he slides his dick slowly into her body, feeling the warmth and constant ******* she was experiencing.**
#80 - pleather (09/20/2011) [-]
me gusta.
me gusta.
User avatar #140 to #80 - pokephilia (09/20/2011) [-]
**pokephilia holds pleather in her embrace while thrusting her body milking his cock feeling the presents of an ****** within him**
User avatar #141 to #140 - pleather (09/20/2011) [-]
**pleather can already feel the tension in pokephilia's body, just waiting to be released. he couldn't confine it any more.**
User avatar #142 to #141 - pokephilia (09/20/2011) [-]
**pokephilia opens her eyes in awe in the situation as she expels her milky goodness out of her body. She feels pleather cum inside of her. The warm liquid filling her over and spewing out. They both look at each other, then smile. She brings him closer for a passionate kiss.**
User avatar #144 to #142 - pleather (09/21/2011) [-]
so did you cum yet?
User avatar #146 to #144 - pokephilia (09/21/2011) [-]
the real question is how many times?

don't be so sneaky i knew you were fappin along ;3
User avatar #147 to #146 - pleather (09/21/2011) [-]
yeah... i was....
User avatar #143 to #142 - pleather (09/20/2011) [-]
**pleather gazes down at pokephilia's graceful body, wanting nothing more than to stay with her like this for an eternity. the kiss is followed by several sessions of cuddling and playful pecks on the bed.**
User avatar #145 to #143 - pokephilia (09/21/2011) [-]
**pokephilia squeezes pleather tight, hoping that she will be by his side forever, giving him the pleasure and comfort he deserves and in return supplying the affection and joy she needs. She dreams peacefully on his side, unaware of what is occurring inside herself.**
User avatar #148 to #145 - pleather (09/21/2011) [-]
**pleather begins to think of what had just happened. it was a dream come true, and couldn't have been any better. so why was he feeling like he forgot something...?**
User avatar #149 to #148 - pokephilia (09/21/2011) [-]
**pokephilia dreams of endless nights of lust and passion with him. The hormones in her body cloud her thoughts. The feelings that she hope were endless, his thrusts and clutches on her body, they seem to be so real in her dream world.**
User avatar #150 to #149 - pleather (09/21/2011) [-]
**pleather , meanwhile, got up, played xbox for 5 hours, made a bacon sammich, and lol'd at the internet.**
User avatar #151 to #150 - pokephilia (09/21/2011) [-]
**pokephilia heard this amazement of FUN. She got up slapped pleather, ate the rest of his sandwich, trolled on the internet, and they both played xbox together until they passed out THE END**

and that son is how you were born :D
User avatar #152 to #151 - pleather (09/21/2011) [-]
that would be an awesome way to be born.
User avatar #153 to #152 - pokephilia (09/21/2011) [-]
hell yeah the fact that it includes bacon sandwiches is the most epic part of the story
#154 to #153 - pleather (09/21/2011) [-]
**** ... now i'm bored. and horny still. (i reload fast, if you know what i mean)
User avatar #166 to #165 - pleather (09/21/2011) [-]
okay! i think that's enough now, lol.
User avatar #167 to #166 - pokephilia (09/21/2011) [-]
okay ^^

sooooo........


did the miners strike oil?
User avatar #168 to #167 - pleather (09/21/2011) [-]
haha, not yet.
#156 to #154 - pokephilia (09/21/2011) [-]
*giggle* im just joking let's satisfy you a little bit
#155 to #154 - pokephilia (09/21/2011) [-]
oh i know what you mean

you do the shooting and i'll be in the getaway car
#157 to #155 - pleather (09/21/2011) [-]
wait, what!? no you- ugh... nevermind. -loads the handgun- LET'S DO THIS.
wait, what!? no you- ugh... nevermind. -loads the handgun- LET'S DO THIS.
#119 to #80 - pokephilia (09/20/2011) [-]
pick a hole ;3


not even joking horny as **** right now



how are you hun?
#120 to #119 - pleather (09/20/2011) [-]
hmmm..... i'd rather get the one that doesn't make my dick smell like poop. so the ****** . lol, how are you?
User avatar #121 to #120 - pokephilia (09/20/2011) [-]
**pokephilia gives a slight grin to you**
User avatar #122 to #121 - pleather (09/20/2011) [-]
**pleather grins back, trying to maintain a still cool looking expression**
User avatar #123 to #122 - pokephilia (09/20/2011) [-]
what position :3?
User avatar #124 to #123 - pleather (09/20/2011) [-]
any way you like.
User avatar #125 to #124 - pokephilia (09/20/2011) [-]
missionary?

wow im so plain
User avatar #127 to #125 - pleather (09/20/2011) [-]
**pleather takes pokephilia's legs and sets them on his shoulder, lifts her up, and starts slowly to see if she likes**
User avatar #128 to #127 - pokephilia (09/20/2011) [-]
**pokephilia is shocked then eases in pleasure**
User avatar #129 to #128 - pleather (09/20/2011) [-]
**pleather starts going a little faster**
User avatar #130 to #129 - pokephilia (09/20/2011) [-]
**pokephilia blushes and moans in excitement**



i hope my fingers match your beat ;p
User avatar #131 to #130 - pleather (09/20/2011) [-]
**pleather kisses pokephilia and grins, hoping this is as good for her as it is for him**
User avatar #132 to #131 - pokephilia (09/20/2011) [-]
**pokephilia smiles and closes her eyes, letting pleather take her**
User avatar #133 to #132 - pleather (09/20/2011) [-]
**pleather takes pokephilia and finally brings her to the bed room, because the stairs were starting to hurt**
User avatar #134 to #133 - pokephilia (09/20/2011) [-]
**pokephilia rides on pleather's back, her natural juices leaking out of her kitty. She hopes pleather won't notice the sudden wetness on his back.**
User avatar #135 to #134 - pleather (09/20/2011) [-]
**pleather does, and doesn't care. as soon as we get into the bed room, we commence with the sexual activities again.**
User avatar #136 to #135 - pokephilia (09/20/2011) [-]
**pokephilia raps around pleather with her head over his shoulders. Her legs provide no escape for him.**
User avatar #137 to #136 - pleather (09/20/2011) [-]
**pleather doesn't want to escape, so he starts again. this time using slow but graceful moves to get as much excitement into her moans as he possibly can.**
User avatar #138 to #137 - pokephilia (09/20/2011) [-]
**pokephilia starts to groan in delight as pleather thrusts deeper into her**
User avatar #139 to #138 - pleather (09/20/2011) [-]
**pleather hears the groans of delight and ******* , and starts to kiss pokephilia with a hunger that surpasses any pleasure to exist at that moment.**
User avatar #126 to #125 - pleather (09/20/2011) [-]
well then, i guess it's time for me to save the day.
User avatar #102 to #80 - pokephilia (09/20/2011) [-]
**pokephilia rapes pleather's unconscious body**
User avatar #103 to #102 - pleather (09/20/2011) [-]
**pleather says it's not rape if you're willing**
User avatar #104 to #103 - pokephilia (09/20/2011) [-]
**pokephilia smiles and gives pleather a titty **** **
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User avatar #106 to #105 - pokephilia (09/20/2011) [-]
**pokephilia likes what she sees** problem?
User avatar #107 to #106 - pleather (09/20/2011) [-]
not at all.
User avatar #108 to #107 - pokephilia (09/20/2011) [-]
**pokephilia get's some tongue action up in this ********** licking while rubbing that's what pleather calls multitasking**
why the **** does this sound like epic meal time now?
User avatar #109 to #108 - pleather (09/20/2011) [-]
**pleather muffled shouts** berffuuss, fum vffeing jou!
User avatar #110 to #109 - pokephilia (09/20/2011) [-]
**pokephilia is craving bacon and sex at the moment**

what if i told you i could give you a tit **** while making a sandwich?

i can't but that be ******* sweet.... well actually ive never tried it
User avatar #111 to #110 - pleather (09/20/2011) [-]
**pleather craves both of those too** damn right you haven't. now go make the woman race proud, and take one for the team!
User avatar #113 to #111 - pokephilia (09/20/2011) [-]
that's flexibility for you
User avatar #112 to #111 - pokephilia (09/20/2011) [-]
**pokephilia presses her tits against your cock with her feet while using her hands to make an extra large sandwich with ten packets of bacon for that awesome taste that can only be obtained with 10+ packets** too much?
User avatar #114 to #112 - pleather (09/20/2011) [-]
**pleather like** i think that was an excellent job! well done. -nom-
User avatar #116 to #114 - pokephilia (09/20/2011) [-]
**pokephilia gives you a kiss goodnight**
User avatar #118 to #116 - pleather (09/20/2011) [-]
**pleather kiss back, but with passion!**
User avatar #115 to #114 - pokephilia (09/20/2011) [-]
aww it's time for me to head out remember where we were mmk

love ya hun

sweet dreams
#117 to #115 - pleather (09/20/2011) [-]
alright. night. love ya!
alright. night. love ya!
#81 to #80 - pokephilia (09/20/2011) [-]
today's topic lucario ladies and gentlemen
User avatar #82 to #81 - pleather (09/20/2011) [-]
nowwaitaminutehere. i think i remember some funny content about that...
User avatar #83 to #82 - pokephilia (09/20/2011) [-]
like how or what?

i must knows
User avatar #84 to #83 - pleather (09/20/2011) [-]
lucario was talking to this taller red and black version of himself... idk.

but he says:

welcome to the internet, i have a feeling we'll be seeing a lot of each other here.
User avatar #85 to #84 - pokephilia (09/20/2011) [-]
oh i remember that one
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User avatar #87 to #86 - pokephilia (09/20/2011) [-]
you liked that one didn't you ^^
User avatar #88 to #87 - pleather (09/20/2011) [-]
i love all of them. they're like hot erotic ******* children.... except that they're not.
User avatar #89 to #88 - pokephilia (09/20/2011) [-]
I would like to join them....

WHY CAN'T I GET A WITCH??!?! D;

what does zoey have that I don't.... wait a minute i totally bang zoey too....

gangbang! you commin or what :D
User avatar #91 to #89 - pleather (09/20/2011) [-]
so are we doin' this or what?
User avatar #90 to #89 - pleather (09/20/2011) [-]
you name the time and the place. i'll bring the "equipment."
User avatar #92 to #90 - pokephilia (09/20/2011) [-]
sorry my internets are being dumb

let's do dis :D


hopefully this message gets to you
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User avatar #94 to #93 - pokephilia (09/20/2011) [-]
chest rubbin!

DEM BIG OL TITAYES
User avatar #95 to #94 - pleather (09/20/2011) [-]
why.... why can't this actually happen!? ******* zombie apocalypse, and then zoey's assualted by a witch, and then we just watch with popcorn and stuff. plus it would be awesome if we were immune.
User avatar #96 to #95 - pokephilia (09/20/2011) [-]
i don't know about you but id be masturbating to that **** .... but i guess i only need one hand

popcorn please
User avatar #97 to #96 - pleather (09/20/2011) [-]
**pleather passes popcorn to pokephilia**
#98 to #97 - pokephilia (09/20/2011) [-]
i know not how to
User avatar #99 to #98 - pleather (09/20/2011) [-]
**pleather give mirrion dorras to amewica* it's *me (action)* the action part is what you type in. so *me give mirrion dorras to amewica**
User avatar #100 to #99 - pokephilia (09/20/2011) [-]
**pokephilia shows her tits to pleather for teaching me this how to guide**
User avatar #101 to #100 - pleather (09/20/2011) [-]
**pleather gets nosebleed and faints**
User avatar #58 - pleather (09/19/2011) [-]
what's passion? lol
User avatar #59 to #58 - pokephilia (09/19/2011) [-]
love i used it as sex though
#62 to #59 - pleather (09/19/2011) [-]
propane.
propane.
User avatar #60 to #59 - pleather (09/19/2011) [-]
ooooooh.
User avatar #61 to #60 - pokephilia (09/19/2011) [-]
so while we're on the topic

what do you like to do during.... passion
#63 to #61 - pleather (09/19/2011) [-]
hmm..... i don't really know. i aim to please, and shoot to kill.
User avatar #64 to #63 - pokephilia (09/19/2011) [-]
i see... im more gentle and willing to try new things... although ive only had sex with a couple girls im not sure if im a lez though
#65 to #64 - pleather (09/19/2011) [-]
or you could just be bi? idk.
this is technically tentacle porn.
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#68 to #65 - pokephilia (09/19/2011) [-]
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#69 to #67 - pleather (09/19/2011) [-]
I love you like i've never loved anyone before.

here's a picture of a witch! that really makes me sad...
User avatar #71 to #69 - pokephilia (09/19/2011) [-]
why do i want to give her like a huge hug
User avatar #72 to #71 - pleather (09/19/2011) [-]
because... me too... there's no reason, just do it.
User avatar #73 to #72 - pokephilia (09/19/2011) [-]
if zoey's able to fondle with her than damn it i can too
#74 to #73 - pleather (09/19/2011) [-]
god damn it, that's indescribably awesome.
User avatar #75 to #74 - pokephilia (09/19/2011) [-]
why am i so ******* horny and hungry don't mix the two

last thing i need is eating ***** and ******* food............. wait nvm
#76 to #75 - pleather (09/19/2011) [-]
you... you... you lez out, AND **** a cucumber? that's hot.
User avatar #77 to #76 - pokephilia (09/19/2011) [-]
why thanks..... im still horny..... i need pronz

hello NSFW!
User avatar #78 to #77 - pleather (09/19/2011) [-]
I gotta go, i'll see you tomorrow? idk. bye.
User avatar #79 to #78 - pokephilia (09/19/2011) [-]
if you get this i'll be on at around 7 give or take an hour

sweet dreams ^^
User avatar #66 to #65 - pokephilia (09/19/2011) [-]
... i could be and it most likely is
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User avatar #55 to #4 - pokephilia (09/19/2011) [-]
keep running out of room for posting
User avatar #56 to #55 - pleather (09/19/2011) [-]
let's continue this educated discussion on my profile, shall we?
User avatar #57 to #56 - pokephilia (09/19/2011) [-]
alrighty then ^^
#8 to #5 - pleather (09/19/2011) [-]
my god... i think i'm in love.
User avatar #9 to #8 - pokephilia (09/19/2011) [-]
^^ i have a lot of other pokemon too
I MEAN A LOT
#10 to #9 - pleather (09/19/2011) [-]
don't use them all at once! and i'll be sure to come to you for my pokemon needs. ;D
don't use them all at once! and i'll be sure to come to you for my pokemon needs. ;D
User avatar #11 to #10 - pokephilia (09/19/2011) [-]
yay im a porn dealer.........wait
#12 to #11 - pleather (09/19/2011) [-]
*stereotypical fast talking 50's voice* ya better get used to it sugar, else you'll be dragged into the under tow straight to the pits o' hell. what you do is an art, and you should be proud of it. (also, your name is pokephilia, so there's no helping it.)
User avatar #13 to #12 - pokephilia (09/19/2011) [-]
i have pokephilia though when would you want more pornz?
#14 to #13 - pleather (09/19/2011) [-]
i.... don't.... really..... know....
User avatar #15 to #14 - pokephilia (09/19/2011) [-]
do you have anymore pokeporn? i can give you other things as well... like requests?
#16 to #15 - pleather (09/19/2011) [-]
do you have gardevoir? because yes, you are awesome. and by the looks of things, you can find anything about pokemon and turn it into pokeporn.
do you have gardevoir? because yes, you are awesome. and by the looks of things, you can find anything about pokemon and turn it into pokeporn.
User avatar #17 to #16 - pokephilia (09/19/2011) [-]
i have a huge supply

prepare your boner for ultimate fap
#18 to #17 - pleather (09/19/2011) [-]
prepared.
User avatar #47 to #18 - pokephilia (09/19/2011) [-]
yeah! the sketch is great you like the l4d i see
#48 to #47 - pleather (09/19/2011) [-]
yup. i love left 4 dead! thanks for that! i didn't really know until somebody saw, so i was kinda gettin worried :D
yup. i love left 4 dead! thanks for that! i didn't really know until somebody saw, so i was kinda gettin worried :D
User avatar #49 to #48 - pokephilia (09/19/2011) [-]
i love her eyes and her mouth

i always wanted to hug a witch.... and then pick up my organs
User avatar #50 to #49 - pleather (09/19/2011) [-]
awww, the organs are heart shaped- nowwaitaminute


lol thanks. i thought they came out good, but her hair came out kinda... off.
User avatar #51 to #50 - pokephilia (09/19/2011) [-]
no it's fine really trust me

no matter what i still love you :D
User avatar #52 to #51 - pleather (09/19/2011) [-]
i love you too. hugs! (o-_-(-_-)o
#54 to #53 - pleather (09/19/2011) [-]
never had a more appropriate time to use this.
never had a more appropriate time to use this.
User avatar #35 to #34 - pokephilia (09/19/2011) [-]
fine i'll end it here
User avatar #37 to #35 - pleather (09/19/2011) [-]
good choice.
User avatar #40 to #37 - pokephilia (09/19/2011) [-]
i love this one
i'd totally crash the party with my stap ons :D
User avatar #43 to #40 - pleather (09/19/2011) [-]
awww.... why you gotsta crash the party?
User avatar #46 to #43 - pokephilia (09/19/2011) [-]
i totally spelled stap wow

cuz i wasn't invited
#32 to #18 - pokephilia (09/19/2011) [-]
damn you now im horny
#36 to #32 - pleather (09/19/2011) [-]
oh great... we've got another horny bastard in the thread! well here's link if he were 63d
User avatar #38 to #36 - pokephilia (09/19/2011) [-]
im a horny bastard huh? :3
#39 to #38 - pleather (09/19/2011) [-]
everybody horny bastard!!
everybody horny bastard!!
User avatar #41 to #39 - pokephilia (09/19/2011) [-]
i must ask... did you cum yet?
User avatar #42 to #41 - pleather (09/19/2011) [-]
................................



yes......
#44 to #42 - pokephilia (09/19/2011) [-]
yay hoped you enjoyed your power fap
#45 to #44 - pleather (09/19/2011) [-]
thanks. i did. and i want your opinion on something. is this a good sketch?  http://funnyjunk.com/viewsketches/2629267/left+4+dead+witch/
thanks. i did. and i want your opinion on something. is this a good sketch? http://funnyjunk.com/viewsketches/2629267/left+4+dead+witch/
#31 to #18 - pokephilia (09/19/2011) [-]
are you sure ;3
User avatar #33 to #31 - pleather (09/19/2011) [-]
yeah, i'm pretty sure. ;D doesn't mean i don't like it!
#27 to #18 - pokephilia (09/19/2011) [-]
i have hundreds more
User avatar #30 to #27 - pleather (09/19/2011) [-]
haha, okay, you can stop now.
User avatar #28 to #26 - pleather (09/19/2011) [-]
that's awesome
but isn't that like incest?
#20 to #18 - pokephilia (09/19/2011) [-]
sorry these images are huge
User avatar #24 to #20 - pleather (09/19/2011) [-]
that's fine.
#21 to #19 - pleather (09/19/2011) [-]
INSTANT BONER
INSTANT BONER
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