The fuck am i reading.

i don't really know.

Im just as confused.

well, i don't remember any of this, so.... yeah.

Wasn't this like 10 days ago?

Don't ask and nobody has to know. i still don't fucking remember anyways.

I'll just get going now...

that's right you will.

Actually its not okay. Give me you're best reaction picture and i'll keep this a secret

best one yet.

you're secret is safe with me.

lol i don't really care. but still, don't.

**pokephilia yells out a yelp. Then in a daring attepmt turns over and sucks pleather's cock letting him continue licking her pussy forming the famous 69.**

**pleather continues licking, tasting the natural juices being produced by pokephilia. his cock is glowing in pure excitement at the amount of pleasure he's receiving from pokephilia's breasts against his un guarded skin.**

**pokephilia sucks faster and deeper in a response to pleather's licking. She cannot contain her lust and she orgasms onto his face. She rises and turns red in embarrassment.**

**pleather suddenly feels the hot goop on his face, blinded in fact. he wipes it off and looks up at her, a deep crimson red. still horny, he whispers in her ear "you're going to have to make up for that" in a develish smile. he picks her up and puts her on his cock, feeling the weight of her against him.**

**pokephilia screams in excitement. She can feel pleather's cock throbbing with every thrust. Her pussy leaks with her juices. pokephilia leans her body back getting hornier and tighter but wanting more from him**

**pleather thrusts harder than he has with her than ever before, and let's her feel the strength of his thrusts through his body straight into hers.**

**pokephilia cries out of both pain and lust and within minutes cums again this time on his cock. Her tits bounce almost as in a dance. The pleasure that pleather is giving her is unimaginable and explainable.**

**pleather slows down, hearing the pain. he feels his cock swell up with an orgasmic pleasure. he lets all of his lust, power, and love, flow into her body as he sits there looking into her eyes. pokephilia's eyes show pain, but her rose red cheeks, constant hard breathing, and open mouth determine other wise. pleather grabs her sides and gives her a devious smile.**

**pokephilia feels pleather's swollen cock inside of him. It doesn't help that her pussy is very tight and wet in the moment. She pulls pleather up and lays down herself as if almost giving him the wheel. pokephilia closes her eyes and prepares her body.**

**pleather takes his dick out of pokephilia. he can already feel that at any moment, he could burst. he puts it back in slowly, and can feel the pinch of her pussy already making him want to let go. he thrusts a few more times and lets it all out. he picks her up, seeing her rag doll body already warn out, and takes her up stairs so she can sleep. it was one hell of a day... but he would kill to have another.**

I love you hun ^_^

i love you too, mon amour

you either always make me laugh or get me horny sometimes both but though all of it i want it to be with you ^^

^3^ mhmm, and to think i wasnt trying to fap at the beginning of this. you sneaky devil. >:3 i wish I could always be with you like this.

did you know i didn't fap in the last 3 days because you weren't on? lol, i know it sounds wierd, but it's true.

aww sorry i wasn't on i love giving you fappin time... I want to be close to you cuz i love you so much.... AH I JUST WANT TO FUCKING LOVE YOU! i be like infected horse cunt :3

LOL. infected horse cunt? 'cuz if so then no more fappy time fantasies.

anyways, back to the topic.

well, i wish i could be close to you too...
because i love you, and you should never go away.

flu ttershy fro realz funnyjunk....

anyway i want to give you a 24/7 365 hug with fucks inbetween. I don't know if i feel this way because im horny or i just love the fuck out of you

aw.. now i'll never know if you love me...
because you're always horny....

plus, i will accept those hugs and those fucks.

i loved you ever since we spoke my horniness just assures it and the fucks are just a bonus


hey hun i have to go... I LOVE YOU and YOURE GOING TO LOVE ME! >:3
have a goodnight and pleasent dreams (i hope im in them)

NOOOO... don't leave...

where do you go when i get done talking to you...
and i assure you, i don't have dreams. because i am chuck norris' off spring.
awesome fucks are awesome.

**pokephilia closes her eyes in lust and enjoys the sweeping pleasure she's experiencing all over her body.**

oh fuck that last post was good

**pleather starts to go deeper, for the lust that carried him through out this experience was taking control, and he couldn't control himself anymore**

**pokephilia eyes glow as she orgasms. She wants more and trusts with pleather. She screams in delight but hopes that her sudden deep breathing wont distract him. The room get's more cluttered as the two lovers move about wanting more of each other. Uncontrollable urges take over pokephilia and desides to get on top of pleather, wanting to be in command. She jumps about and rubs around his cock hoping to give the most benefit for the both of them.**

**pleather lets pokephilia take over as we continue, still needing more, only to find that he didn't let her- she made him.**

**pokephilia leans back and cups her breasts. She can't contain her pleasure and cums again. Nothing can define the comfort and desire these two fell with one another. pokephilia feels the tension inside pleather and leans foward hoping to do nothing more than to pleasure him.**

**pleather sits there, watching her graceful body arc in pleasure before she descends upon him. the pleasure he felt was great, and could none other be described as the god of lust gifting him with true feelings of power. the feeling wells up in side of him as he tries to hold on to it for pokephilia, to entertain, and keep her happy for just a few moments more.**

**pokephilia whines under her breath. She moans softly in her ear for him to let go. She gives one last pounce on his cock waiting for his release**

**pleather feeling pokephilia's wish to let go, finally does. the excitement, lust, and love, all flooding his emotions at once.**

**pokephilia feels the presents of the warm liquid inside of her. She remains stationary for a moment letting love take over the feeling inside them. pokephilia slips out and falls fast asleep on pleathers chest, but not before giving him a kiss of thanks. Their juice runs like an intertwining moat down his body and onto the bed. Their love will surpass that of any other, the sex is just the frosting on the cake and the cherry on top... the best part ^_^**

I gotta get going hun. I wish you sweet dreams. I love ya!


(I just hope you were fappin ;D cuz i gave myself hell lot of pleasure :3)

:3 you know it. sweet dreams. love ya too, and i hope you have a good time. :D

HEY! damn i just cleaned up there's a lot of my kind of stuff going on in NSFW

ll
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this ones my favorite so far v

my god, that's hot.

^^ same reaction

so how you doing?

pretty good. but i would like to treat you to some internet dinner. sounds fun, right?

sure that would be nice

any course on the internet includes bacon....im positive

**pleather arrives with pokephilia in restaurant with no fucking idea how we got there** what wouldn't include bacon?

**pokephilia follows pleather to our table, smelling the greasy resemblance that we all know and love coming from the kitchen**

**pleather pulls the chair out for pokephilia, kissing her hand as she sits down to enjoy their meal. the candle lit table is the only one in the restaurant apparently, so we take in the peace of the silent restaurant. pleather takes pokephilia's hand under the table as they await their dinner.**

**pokephilia looks down in surprise, then mellows down giving a sly grin to pleather**

**pleather obviously enjoying the time he had with her, tries to think of something that could make this situation any better. but he could think of nothing, seeing as it was perfect already. he smiles back as the bacon finally comes to the table, knowing it would only make them hungrier for more... than just food.**

**pokephilia finishes her meal ahead of time but craves more. She creates a distraction for pleather and swipes the remaining strips of bacon off his plate**

**pleather realises this, and scowls. but pokephilia gives a look that just drives him insane. he couldn't help but laugh. he gets up, walks over to pokephilia and picks her up. and then we're suddenly back at our home... though it's disturbingly silent. pleather smirks and looks at pokephilia, hoping she'd get the message.**

**pokephilia makes out with pleather sharing her bacon filled kiss while undressing him. pleather does the same to her.**

*me, taken back by the tastiness of two bacon crossed lovers, tries to navigate the hallways while maintaining the kiss. they finally find their way to the bed room, and get on the bed. he forces himself out of the kiss, unwillingly, and stares into her eyes. he's immediately drawn back in, hoping that is wasn't going too quickly, and trying to be gentle and romantic.*

**pokephilia bites her finger waiting to see what pleather will do to her. She giggles at him within the silence. Her smile mesmerizes pleather to go further. pokephilia bends her legs in anticipation.**

**pleather sees pokephilia waiting with anticipation. he smirks, and gently crawls over her body, breathing in her delectable scent. he stares deeply at her figure and wonders how he ever got such an amazing partner as this. he starts to caress her cheek and kisses her without a second thought. this time, he would make it worth her while. he picks her up, surprising pokephilia. he fingers her a little, to start the foreplay.**

**pokephilia opens her legs as a reflex. She moans and tilts her head back caught up in all the pleasure.**

**pleather saw her do this, and knew it would still be too early to penetrate. he teases her, though only to enhance the experience.**

**pokephilia brings pleather closer to her, needing some support. She doesn't realize that his face is right in between her luscious tits**

**pleather starts to suffocate from the tits, so he backs out. but only a little. he realizes what she did it for, so he wraps his arms around her back. he looks at her and sees the desire from her flushed cheeks, the constant lower lip biting, and overwhelmed expression that means only one thing. she needed it. badly. he slides his dick slowly into her body, feeling the warmth and constant orgasms she was experiencing.**

**pokephilia holds pleather in her embrace while thrusting her body milking his cock feeling the presents of an orgasm within him**

**pleather can already feel the tension in pokephilia's body, just waiting to be released. he couldn't confine it any more.**

**pokephilia opens her eyes in awe in the situation as she expels her milky goodness out of her body. She feels pleather cum inside of her. The warm liquid filling her over and spewing out. They both look at each other, then smile. She brings him closer for a passionate kiss.**

so did you cum yet?

the real question is how many times?

don't be so sneaky i knew you were fappin along ;3

yeah... i was....

**pleather gazes down at pokephilia's graceful body, wanting nothing more than to stay with her like this for an eternity. the kiss is followed by several sessions of cuddling and playful pecks on the bed.**

**pokephilia squeezes pleather tight, hoping that she will be by his side forever, giving him the pleasure and comfort he deserves and in return supplying the affection and joy she needs. She dreams peacefully on his side, unaware of what is occurring inside herself.**

**pleather begins to think of what had just happened. it was a dream come true, and couldn't have been any better. so why was he feeling like he forgot something...?**

**pokephilia dreams of endless nights of lust and passion with him. The hormones in her body cloud her thoughts. The feelings that she hope were endless, his thrusts and clutches on her body, they seem to be so real in her dream world.**

**pleather , meanwhile, got up, played xbox for 5 hours, made a bacon sammich, and lol'd at the internet.**

**pokephilia heard this amazement of FUN. She got up slapped pleather, ate the rest of his sandwich, trolled on the internet, and they both played xbox together until they passed out THE END**

and that son is how you were born :D

that would be an awesome way to be born.

hell yeah the fact that it includes bacon sandwiches is the most epic part of the story

fuck... now i'm bored. and horny still. (i reload fast, if you know what i mean)

okay! i think that's enough now, lol.

okay ^^

sooooo........


did the miners strike oil?

haha, not yet.

*giggle* im just joking let's satisfy you a little bit

oh i know what you mean

you do the shooting and i'll be in the getaway car

wait, what!? no you- ugh... nevermind. -loads the handgun- LET'S DO THIS.

pick a hole ;3


not even joking horny as fuck right now



how are you hun?

hmmm..... i'd rather get the one that doesn't make my dick smell like poop. so the vagina. lol, how are you?

**pokephilia gives a slight grin to you**

**pleather grins back, trying to maintain a still cool looking expression**

what position :3?

any way you like.

missionary?

wow im so plain

**pleather takes pokephilia's legs and sets them on his shoulder, lifts her up, and starts slowly to see if she likes**

**pokephilia is shocked then eases in pleasure**

**pleather starts going a little faster**

**pokephilia blushes and moans in excitement**



i hope my fingers match your beat ;p

**pleather kisses pokephilia and grins, hoping this is as good for her as it is for him**

**pokephilia smiles and closes her eyes, letting pleather take her**

**pleather takes pokephilia and finally brings her to the bed room, because the stairs were starting to hurt**

**pokephilia rides on pleather's back, her natural juices leaking out of her kitty. She hopes pleather won't notice the sudden wetness on his back.**

**pleather does, and doesn't care. as soon as we get into the bed room, we commence with the sexual activities again.**

**pokephilia raps around pleather with her head over his shoulders. Her legs provide no escape for him.**

**pleather doesn't want to escape, so he starts again. this time using slow but graceful moves to get as much excitement into her moans as he possibly can.**

**pokephilia starts to groan in delight as pleather thrusts deeper into her**

**pleather hears the groans of delight and ecstasy, and starts to kiss pokephilia with a hunger that surpasses any pleasure to exist at that moment.**

well then, i guess it's time for me to save the day.

**pokephilia rapes pleather's unconscious body**

**pleather says it's not rape if you're willing**

**pokephilia smiles and gives pleather a titty fuck**

**pleather realizes this is cybering**

**pokephilia likes what she sees** problem?

not at all.

**pokephilia get's some tongue action up in this mothafucka licking while rubbing that's what pleather calls multitasking**
why the fuck does this sound like epic meal time now?

**pleather muffled shouts** berffuuss, fum vffeing jou!

**pokephilia is craving bacon and sex at the moment**

what if i told you i could give you a tit fuck while making a sandwich?

i can't but that be fucking sweet.... well actually ive never tried it

**pleather craves both of those too** damn right you haven't. now go make the woman race proud, and take one for the team!

that's flexibility for you

**pokephilia presses her tits against your cock with her feet while using her hands to make an extra large sandwich with ten packets of bacon for that awesome taste that can only be obtained with 10+ packets** too much?

**pleather like** i think that was an excellent job! well done. -nom-

**pokephilia gives you a kiss goodnight**

**pleather kiss back, but with passion!**

aww it's time for me to head out remember where we were mmk

love ya hun

sweet dreams

alright. night. love ya!

today's topic lucario ladies and gentlemen

nowwaitaminutehere. i think i remember some funny content about that...

like how or what?

i must knows

lucario was talking to this taller red and black version of himself... idk.

but he says:

welcome to the internet, i have a feeling we'll be seeing a lot of each other here.

oh i remember that one

yeah, that one. bewbs.

you liked that one didn't you ^^

i love all of them. they're like hot erotic lesbian children.... except that they're not.

I would like to join them....

WHY CAN'T I GET A WITCH??!?! D;

what does zoey have that I don't.... wait a minute i totally bang zoey too....

gangbang! you commin or what :D

so are we doin' this or what?

you name the time and the place. i'll bring the "equipment."

sorry my internets are being dumb

let's do dis :D


hopefully this message gets to you

awright! ret's do this!

chest rubbin!

DEM BIG OL TITAYES

why.... why can't this actually happen!? fucking zombie apocalypse, and then zoey's assualted by a witch, and then we just watch with popcorn and stuff. plus it would be awesome if we were immune.

i don't know about you but id be masturbating to that shit.... but i guess i only need one hand

popcorn please

**pleather passes popcorn to pokephilia**

i know not how to

**pleather give mirrion dorras to amewica* it's *me (action)* the action part is what you type in. so *me give mirrion dorras to amewica**

**pokephilia shows her tits to pleather for teaching me this how to guide**

**pleather gets nosebleed and faints**

love i used it as sex though

propane.

ooooooh.

so while we're on the topic

what do you like to do during.... passion

hmm..... i don't really know. i aim to please, and shoot to kill.

i see... im more gentle and willing to try new things... although ive only had sex with a couple girls im not sure if im a lez though

or you could just be bi? idk.
this is technically tentacle porn.

ive always had these here im sure you'd like them

I love you like i've never loved anyone before.

here's a picture of a witch! that really makes me sad...

why do i want to give her like a huge hug

because... me too... there's no reason, just do it.

if zoey's able to fondle with her than damn it i can too

god damn it, that's indescribably awesome.

why am i so fucking horny and hungry don't mix the two

last thing i need is eating pussy and fucking food............. wait nvm

you... you... you lez out, AND fuck a cucumber? that's hot.

why thanks..... im still horny..... i need pronz

hello NSFW!

I gotta go, i'll see you tomorrow? idk. bye.

if you get this i'll be on at around 7 give or take an hour

sweet dreams ^^

... i could be and it most likely is

keep running out of room for posting

let's continue this educated discussion on my profile, shall we?

alrighty then ^^

my god... i think i'm in love.

^^ i have a lot of other pokemon too
I MEAN A LOT

don't use them all at once! and i'll be sure to come to you for my pokemon needs. ;D

yay im a porn dealer.........wait

*stereotypical fast talking 50's voice* ya better get used to it sugar, else you'll be dragged into the under tow straight to the pits o' hell. what you do is an art, and you should be proud of it. (also, your name is pokephilia, so there's no helping it.)

i have pokephilia though when would you want more pornz?

i.... don't.... really..... know....

do you have anymore pokeporn? i can give you other things as well... like requests?

do you have gardevoir? because yes, you are awesome. and by the looks of things, you can find anything about pokemon and turn it into pokeporn.

i have a huge supply

prepare your boner for ultimate fap

prepared.

yeah! the sketch is great you like the l4d i see

yup. i love left 4 dead! thanks for that! i didn't really know until somebody saw, so i was kinda gettin worried :D

i love her eyes and her mouth

i always wanted to hug a witch.... and then pick up my organs

awww, the organs are heart shaped- nowwaitaminute


lol thanks. i thought they came out good, but her hair came out kinda... off.

no it's fine really trust me

no matter what i still love you :D

i love you too. hugs! (o-_-(-_-)o

never had a more appropriate time to use this.

fine i'll end it here

good choice.

i love this one
i'd totally crash the party with my stap ons :D

awww.... why you gotsta crash the party?

i totally spelled stap wow

cuz i wasn't invited

damn you now im horny

oh great... we've got another horny bastard in the thread! well here's link if he were 63d

im a horny bastard huh? :3

everybody horny bastard!!

i must ask... did you cum yet?

................................



yes......

yay hoped you enjoyed your power fap

thanks. i did. and i want your opinion on something. is this a good sketch? http://funnyjunk.com/viewsketches/2629267/left+4+dead+witch/

are you sure ;3

yeah, i'm pretty sure. ;D doesn't mean i don't like it!

i have hundreds more

haha, okay, you can stop now.

that's awesome
but isn't that like incest?

sorry these images are huge

that's fine.