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#1 - Most of the people wont even see this .-. 05/11/2012 on Stop teh butthurt! +1
#584 - You sexy mutherfucker. 05/07/2012 on pleasewelcomejc's profile 0
#326 - Sorry bro... Just tring to be nice. 04/25/2012 on Grave 0
#166 - www.youtube.com/watch?v=wpxw6do74Dk  [+] (3 new replies) 04/25/2012 on Grave +1
User avatar #177 - ignusblanchh (04/25/2012) [-]
Strange...video doesnt load
User avatar #167 - heburntmyshake (04/25/2012) [-]
gah! you beat me to it
User avatar #326 - pokemanlord (04/25/2012) [-]
Sorry bro...
Just tring to be nice.
#22 - **pokemanlord rolls 403,299,830** Shows up in random thread.… 04/15/2012 on Troll wrong number 0
#21 - Ahhhh,If only i would take my time to memorize what i learn in… 04/15/2012 on Troll wrong number 0
#61 - Oh,nevermind. You`re a crazy,reposting bitch. 04/11/2012 on Smart 12-year-old +1
#59 - But...you blocked me? Sorry,i used a diffrent acount. 04/11/2012 on Smart 12-year-old +1
#1 - YES,call the cops. 04/10/2012 on A tale from my youth +1
#79 - I'm going to buy a scorpion right away.  [+] (7 new replies) 04/07/2012 on Random Facts :') +5
User avatar #91 - adunsaveme (04/07/2012) [-]
You're better off buying a turtle and naming it Tassadar
User avatar #82 - ComicGuy (04/07/2012) [-]
save your money, that fact is bull shit
User avatar #93 - newprinny (04/07/2012) [-]
correction, it DOES sting itself, but not to death, it's immune to its own poisons
User avatar #109 - ComicGuy (04/08/2012) [-]
Post a link to prove it
User avatar #110 - newprinny (04/08/2012) [-]
The belief that scorpions commit suicide by stinging themselves to death when surrounded by fire or alcohol is untrue. The venom has no effect on the scorpion itself, nor on any member of the same species (unless the venom is injected directly into the scorpion's nerve ganglion—quite an unlikely event outside of the laboratory). The misconception may derive from the fact that scorpions are poikilotherms (cold-blooded): when exposed to intense heat their metabolic processes malfunction. This causes the scorpion to spasm wildly and this spasming may appear as if the scorpion is stinging itself. It is also untrue that alcohol will cause scorpions to sting themselves to death.
answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20080208195742AAqGITY
#111 - ComicGuy (04/08/2012) [-]
im sorry where does it say it stings itself? i read " spasm wildly and this spasming MAY APPEAR as if the scorpion is stinging itself. It is also UNTRUE that alcohol will cause scorpions to sting themselves to death.
User avatar #112 - newprinny (04/08/2012) [-]
because i have seen videos of them stinging themselves, they just don't die from it
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#123 - pokemanlord (02/27/2012) [-]
**pokemanlord rolled a random image posted in comment #97 at Welcome to single standard ** DUBZ!!
**pokemanlord rolled a random image posted in comment #97 at Welcome to single standard ** DUBZ!!
User avatar #121 - pokemanlord (09/17/2011) [-]
fuck yeah :D
User avatar #120 - pokemanlord (09/17/2011) [-]
**pokemanlord rolls 1** x 11=dubz :D
User avatar #119 - pokemanlord (09/17/2011) [-]
**pokemanlord rolls 1,416** check em this time
User avatar #118 - pokemanlord (09/17/2011) [-]
**pokemanlord rolls 955** check em
#104 - dragonzard (07/06/2011) [-]
i feel in love with her <3
User avatar #103 - pokemanlord (07/02/2011) [-]
**pokemanlord rolls 48,377** lets go quads!
User avatar #98 - plazmaflare (07/01/2011) [-]
Hey dude you interested in a short hentai game?
User avatar #105 to #98 - dragonzard (07/27/2011) [-]
hey plazma talking bout the one on top?
User avatar #108 to #106 - plazmaflare (07/27/2011) [-]
sorry dude i dont even use photoshop
User avatar #109 to #108 - pokemanlord (07/27/2011) [-]
:o i swiched users :D i didnt respond cuz i told my sister bring me french bread she just went now i gotta tell my mom to make me a samich :D
User avatar #110 to #109 - plazmaflare (07/27/2011) [-]
lol ok.
User avatar #111 to #110 - pokemanlord (07/27/2011) [-]
its redy :D 1st bite epic :D
User avatar #112 to #111 - plazmaflare (07/27/2011) [-]
lol i bet, and i just rememberd a left a few good hentai pics in the comments on this profile.
User avatar #113 to #112 - pokemanlord (07/27/2011) [-]
yeah i wanted to start fresh so i made a new profile now im thinking of making this user the owner of dragonzard so it has an epic theam or somthing lke that lookat at the story of dragonzard just click my other profile
User avatar #114 to #113 - plazmaflare (07/27/2011) [-]
Seems kinda nerdy if you ask me, you know with the role playing and stuff, but im not one to judge
User avatar #115 to #114 - pokemanlord (07/27/2011) [-]
thats why i dont tell girls i tell my best friend hes obsesed with video games i only love left 4 dead call of duty (lol duty) and pokemon but i havent played it in a while depite i have a great team like zorark and shat
#116 to #115 - plazmaflare (07/27/2011) [-]
People know im a nerd, but i never talk about video games or stuff really, just things about life, i guess ppl think im a nerd solely cus i wear glasses. Oh and i heard you like pokemon =P
#117 to #116 - pokemanlord (07/27/2011) [-]
i herd you liek mudkipz lol
User avatar #107 to #106 - dragonzard (07/27/2011) [-]
sorry have no idea can you maby shop it to make her shirt see threw i know alot of fjkers can but idk how
User avatar #99 to #98 - pokemanlord (07/02/2011) [-]
whats it about?sorry i had to leave my fat ass aunt used the computer she said victor let me use the computer for a few minutes im like sure she said its only for work whitch was supisious cuz shes a teacher and school already let students go out for vacations she was probly shklin or fingering herself you should make a meme or somthing maby with me hearing her making wierd noises and i come in like aunt what are y----- *me gusta if your gunna use it roll dubs
User avatar #101 to #99 - plazmaflare (07/02/2011) [-]
Eww is your aunt old? if so, do not want. It's about a girl earning money for college through giving blowjobs via gloryhole.
User avatar #102 to #101 - pokemanlord (07/02/2011) [-]
she is old just not like 60 more like 45 but still you should make it idc how you end it it would me still good oc cuz i havent herd of it most fapping things are how your mom caught you fapping so good oc
User avatar #100 to #99 - pokemanlord (07/02/2011) [-]
**pokemanlord rolls 18,805** reply to this one so we both roll dubz cross your fingers for quads :D
User avatar #78 - pokemanlord (07/01/2011) [-]
**pokemanlord rolls 487,246,778** how many girls fingered them selfs thinking of me(one of them is elena)
User avatar #77 - plazmaflare (07/01/2011) [-]
I said that sucks dude, also i tried to decode that message of yours, but i couldnt come up with anything. =\
User avatar #79 to #77 - pokemanlord (07/01/2011) [-]
**pokemanlord rolls 8,741,012**i know but what do you mean my mesage? you mean like read it easy yeah sorry at 1st i thought you ment the game
User avatar #80 to #79 - plazmaflare (07/01/2011) [-]
No its cool. Im trying to find more of Selena, but its rather difficult, i guess she doesnt have many leaked.
User avatar #81 to #80 - pokemanlord (07/01/2011) [-]
im just tring to see how elena would look like when shes 17 were 13 anyways she kinda looks like selena gomez even in her boob size their big so yeah how old are you?
User avatar #82 to #81 - plazmaflare (07/01/2011) [-]
15. Funny thing is, with all the porn i look at i dont even fap to it. Actually now that i think about it the only time i ever really look at hentai/porn is when asked, guess it started when my friend asked me to do him a favor of finding porn for him. Ehh it's w/e tbh im neutral on it.
User avatar #83 to #82 - pokemanlord (07/01/2011) [-]
whell your good at finding porn and why dont you fap?the first time i fapped i came rainbows i fapped ass many times as i could and whats your fav kinda porn hentai,latina,asian,black,ummm.......beastiality?
User avatar #84 to #83 - plazmaflare (07/01/2011) [-]
Hentai Latina and Black, beastiality no, im ok with furry though, i do fap just not often tbh.
User avatar #85 to #84 - pokemanlord (07/01/2011) [-]
i love asian especialy like tan asians and love latinas and hentai i think that means were racist :P one time i looked at beastiality im like the fuck? google mindy vega pornhub for my fav latina porn and sexy asian makes dicks explode pornhub for asian and brunette and big tits isss
big breast school girls do three some with teacher pornhub again i think yull be happy with all of them
User avatar #87 to #85 - pokemanlord (07/01/2011) [-]
**pokemanlord rolls 123** :D almost forgot
User avatar #88 to #87 - pokemanlord (07/01/2011) [-]
wow rolled 123 :D
User avatar #86 to #85 - plazmaflare (07/01/2011) [-]
Unfortunatley i cant look at it now ill check tommorow.
User avatar #89 to #86 - pokemanlord (07/01/2011) [-]
**pokemanlord rolls 9,987** :o feels bad man i know that feel do you know any good videos
User avatar #90 to #89 - plazmaflare (07/01/2011) [-]
**plazmaflare rolls 922** Not really when i look for videos i just throw their names away out of my memory bank lol.
User avatar #91 to #90 - pokemanlord (07/01/2011) [-]
**pokemanlord rolls 608,497,586** lets go quads!!!! :D
User avatar #75 - pokemanlord (06/29/2011) [-]
Flagged Comment Picture
This image was flagged 07/09/2011
i found this on she lied :D i thout it was getting closer but it wasnt.........
User avatar #76 to #75 - plazmaflare (06/30/2011) [-]
Niiiice.
User avatar #65 - plazmaflare (06/24/2011) [-]
Hey whatsup.
User avatar #30 - plazmaflare (06/23/2011) [-]
So have you played pokemon recently? =P
User avatar #31 to #30 - pokemanlord (06/23/2011) [-]
haha plaid pokeman black but because im trying to get a deino that knows thunder fang,fire fang,head smash,and outrage :D
User avatar #32 to #31 - plazmaflare (06/23/2011) [-]
We should stick to having a conversation in one place.
User avatar #33 to #32 - pokemanlord (06/23/2011) [-]
i know that made me laugh a little if it were a coment were i could thumb i would give it like 5 thumbs but only 3?
User avatar #34 to #33 - plazmaflare (06/23/2011) [-]
Which one are you talking about? i uploaded to OC recently. You should go read them both, they are on my profile afterall, just click my name.
User avatar #35 to #34 - pokemanlord (06/23/2011) [-]
yeah just thumbed the frist on e but the other one i already thumbed :D
User avatar #36 to #35 - plazmaflare (06/23/2011) [-]
Lol cool thanks. I dont think ill be uploading on NSFW for a while. Starting to get lazy searching internet for pics to put into comps. Plus no one made any recent request so i dont rlly have a reason.
User avatar #37 to #36 - pokemanlord (06/23/2011) [-]
ha so just stick to rage comics or somthing hey wanna know how i went from noob to level twelve? whell i suck at comics so i went to feelafraidcomic.com and got an image posted it thinking its gunna get like 50 thumbs next day like 5 notifications i read it like 78 more coments were added your content the first haunting made it to the top 40,then 20,then 10,then 3 :D
User avatar #38 to #37 - plazmaflare (06/23/2011) [-]
Honestly, im not really interested in thumbs, thumbs just let me know if it was funny or unfunny, so reposting something isnt really in my interests.
#39 to #38 - pokemanlord (06/23/2011) [-]
dam so if i get it from another site its a repost?dam i sound retarded whell when i loged in i wanted to be the very best like no one ever was to post things was my real test to gain thumbs was my cause.....
User avatar #40 to #39 - plazmaflare (06/23/2011) [-]
Oooh nice one. I dont have any pokemon pictures. Well i do but the only ones i really have are mostly in the pic in the comment bellow this one right now. >.>
#41 to #40 - pokemanlord (06/23/2011) [-]
haha *good guy greg*dosent have pokemon images?here take mine
you can haz my pokemanz
User avatar #42 to #41 - plazmaflare (06/23/2011) [-]
Bulbasaur looks rather convincing < . > Hey do you like furry by any chance? I dont really, but i made a comp cus someone asked me to.
#43 to #42 - pokemanlord (06/23/2011) [-]
hellz yeah can you tell me what it is 1st?  
heres another pokeman gif
hellz yeah can you tell me what it is 1st?
heres another pokeman gif
#44 to #43 - plazmaflare (06/23/2011) [-]
It's just random furry, it doesnt have many pokemon pictures, but it has 2 my little pony pictures >.>
User avatar #45 to #44 - pokemanlord (06/23/2011) [-]
haha go ahead their ponys right?to the front page or highest rated mature content in 24 hours!
User avatar #46 to #45 - plazmaflare (06/23/2011) [-]
Sadly he content didnt get many thumbs up, but ill see what happens if i upload the pony pics solo.
User avatar #47 to #46 - pokemanlord (06/23/2011) [-]
i feel like eating tacos or a hamburger or somthing cuz over here they make great hamburgers and tacos but only at night.....
User avatar #48 to #47 - plazmaflare (06/23/2011) [-]
Mmmmm mexican tacos, deliver me one nao!!
User avatar #49 to #48 - pokemanlord (06/23/2011) [-]
and coke the coke here(sound like drugs huh?talkin bout mexico and coke)the coke here is in a glass bottle real shit here not like over their in the us with fake sugar but i ove the us i would pick the us over any contry any ways
User avatar #50 to #49 - plazmaflare (06/23/2011) [-]
The glassed coke? That was the good shit. You know how that fosters how for imaginary friends comic ruined part of ur child hood right?
#21 - pokemanlord (06/20/2011) [-]
i can never play pokemon again....
User avatar #22 to #21 - plazmaflare (06/20/2011) [-]
xD sorry about that.
User avatar #23 to #22 - pokemanlord (06/20/2011) [-]
worth it :D
User avatar #25 to #23 - plazmaflare (06/20/2011) [-]
True, i guess i ruined it more by making it lol.
#20 - pokemanlord (06/20/2011) [-]
<--- ruind my chuldhood :(
User avatar #24 to #20 - plazmaflare (06/20/2011) [-]
Wow that. Curropted what little of my childhood i had uncurropted. Not sure how much more is left to corrupt now :s
User avatar #51 to #24 - pokemanlord (06/23/2011) [-]
yeah i member....sorry i cant reply to the other one but it wont let me
and what bout it?
User avatar #53 to #51 - plazmaflare (06/23/2011) [-]
Hey dude u still there?
#52 to #51 - plazmaflare (06/23/2011) [-]
I found moar!!
User avatar #66 to #52 - pokemanlord (06/24/2011) [-]
oh these fosters home 4 imagfriends isint it?
User avatar #68 to #66 - plazmaflare (06/24/2011) [-]
I was talking about the one with the 2nd picture below this one, with the three girls.
User avatar #54 to #52 - pokemanlord (06/24/2011) [-]
great sorry i had to go because my cuzen sent me to go buy cigarets there like 3 dollars here i think over there their like 5 bucks
User avatar #56 to #54 - pokemanlord (06/24/2011) [-]
i wouldent mind but you know whats awsome?my moms friend is the neborh from the corner she sells like bread thingies with smukers jam awsome i almost had an orgazm when i tried it she also sels mangonadias? like ice flavord like mango its awsome and with chile hav you ever plaid halo 1 on the original xbox? on the fling cars thing aughh it gave me a nerdgazm
User avatar #58 to #56 - plazmaflare (06/24/2011) [-]
Oh lawdy i hate jam. but YES i ahve played ALL halos except for halo wars, total epicness and DUDE! their remaking halo 1 and 2 and maybe 3 with updated graphics!!!
User avatar #59 to #58 - pokemanlord (06/24/2011) [-]
i havent played all of them around a year ago i plaied at a friends house every ones killing me im like diz sux!!!!!!!! but now i kill my cuzen and t bag them :D good times
#60 to #59 - plazmaflare (06/24/2011) [-]
Hah same here then i got my own xbox and raped my friends online =D also i always thought that show kinda sucked, then as the series progressed i thought it was ok now i look back at it and see why he went there everyday....
User avatar #69 to #60 - pokemanlord (06/24/2011) [-]
oh this one?sorry the laptop ren out of batter and my sister lost it
#61 to #60 - pokemanlord (06/24/2011) [-]
<------frankie



<------mac
#63 to #61 - plazmaflare (06/24/2011) [-]
This picture ruins 3 childhood cartoons, bet u cant name them
User avatar #67 to #63 - plazmaflare (06/24/2011) [-]
I was talking about this picture.
User avatar #70 to #67 - pokemanlord (06/24/2011) [-]
oh was about to put this one? but then i saw you goin like no this one whel vicki frankie and that girl from el tigre those shows are on all the time in mexico especialy el tigre
User avatar #71 to #70 - plazmaflare (06/24/2011) [-]
Sorry i dissapeared my other comp got a virus, this is my comp where i dont have my fap folder so. but yeah its Rita from el tigre.
User avatar #92 to #71 - pokemanlord (07/01/2011) [-]
oh and i think her name is frida
#95 to #92 - plazmaflare (07/01/2011) [-]
I found more.
User avatar #93 to #92 - plazmaflare (07/01/2011) [-]
Oh your right, parents left so i guess its porn time.
User avatar #94 to #93 - pokemanlord (07/01/2011) [-]
aaawwwwwwwwwwwww yeeeeeeahhhhhhhh look for the ones that i told you their awsome
User avatar #97 to #94 - plazmaflare (07/01/2011) [-]
Well Mindy Vega is hot as fuck lucky bastards those guys are.
User avatar #96 to #94 - plazmaflare (07/01/2011) [-]
i think ill let it play first and then rewatch it so the buffering doesnt kill my boner.
User avatar #72 to #71 - pokemanlord (06/24/2011) [-]
whell whats my average score?
User avatar #73 to #72 - plazmaflare (06/24/2011) [-]
Close enough to winning.
#74 to #73 - pokemanlord (06/24/2011) [-]
like charlie :D (expand troll.jpg)
#64 to #63 - plazmaflare (06/24/2011) [-]
Corruption of your childhood, you know you like it dont lie to me!
User avatar #62 to #61 - plazmaflare (06/24/2011) [-]
Its a known fact tranqualizer darts increase your chances of getting laid by 300%!! Also
User avatar #55 to #54 - plazmaflare (06/24/2011) [-]
Ok cool, whatd u think of the pic? icould find more with mucho gusto
User avatar #57 to #55 - pokemanlord (06/24/2011) [-]
oh dam look at the coment above yours
User avatar #26 to #24 - pokemanlord (06/20/2011) [-]
i deserve it for looking at the nsfw section :(
User avatar #27 to #26 - plazmaflare (06/20/2011) [-]
Oh well, people say u only have one life so try to experience everything you can. Some things though i wish wern't rule 34'ed.
User avatar #28 to #27 - pokemanlord (06/20/2011) [-]
yeah some people but im religeus but i think its scary living forever in heaven or hell i imagine how long is forever and think well i think i would rather just live one life time though
#29 to #28 - plazmaflare (06/20/2011) [-]
Im quite religious as well but i'de rather not relate it to the odd things i see lol.
especially considering the things i make like | for an example
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User avatar #1 - adcpeda (06/09/2011) [-]
Mexican asshole no wonder why you are just an object of mockery all around the world.
User avatar #124 to #1 - pokemanlord (03/17/2012) [-]
what a great way to lose my comment virginity :l
#2 to #1 - pokemanlord (06/09/2011) [-]
sabes ke i hate mexicans as much ass you do but you know what fuck you i know french*im va baiser ta mere et ta soeur si bon san gunna nuire a luer anus* bitch
User avatar #3 to #2 - adcpeda (06/09/2011) [-]
Just shut up, i know french too.
#4 to #3 - pokemanlord (06/09/2011) [-]
really now speak up
User avatar #5 to #4 - adcpeda (06/09/2011) [-]
Seriously i am done arguing with you you are not worth my time, good luck on your short, sad, french life.
#6 to #5 - pokemanlord (06/09/2011) [-]
fucking white guy dont cry home to mommy awwww poor little white kid gets beat up by mexicans and black people fucken ownd
User avatar #7 to #6 - adcpeda (06/09/2011) [-]
Yes congrats... Also i'm not white you're not mexican and my mom is dead.
#8 to #7 - pokemanlord (06/09/2011) [-]
oh no this ones better so yeah go to hell bitch :D
oh no this ones better so yeah go to hell bitch :D
User avatar #9 to #8 - adcpeda (06/09/2011) [-]
No thanks.
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