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Date Signed Up:7/27/2011
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#1914 - **pokemanaphy rolls 190** Wonder if this is the day I get tr… 08/12/2013 on Superpowers 0
#11 - A lot of vegetarians eat bugs so she gave it a try. She quit  [+] (5 new replies) 08/07/2013 on Homer telling the truth +4
User avatar #12 - Loopholes (08/07/2013) [-]
Hmm interesting.
I would have figured not eating living things would cover things like bugs.
User avatar #40 - namesboo (08/07/2013) [-]
although insects don't feel pain so there isn't anything wrong with it, is there?
User avatar #42 - Loopholes (08/08/2013) [-]
Fairly sure a life is still a life, regardless if they feel pain or not.
There are methods of putting animals down painlessly, does that suddenly make it okay for veggies?
User avatar #44 - namesboo (08/08/2013) [-]
dunno maybe
#17 - John Cena (08/07/2013) [-]
It's a lot to do with WHY you're a vegetarian. Many vegetarians eat fish since most fish can't feel pain, for example. I'm guessing it's something similar with bugs.
#25 - My summer...  [+] (1 new reply) 08/02/2013 on This has been my summer +1
#26 - uguuu (08/02/2013) [-]
MFW my summer
#16 - Half of 10 is 5. Half of 666 is 333 Half-Life 3 c… 08/02/2013 on The More You Know 0
#17 - O really? 07/29/2013 on Hey Joe! +1
#305 - I'm allergic to peanuts and don't eat them anyways. 07/25/2013 on 0/10 would not press 0
#39 - Sonic's face when you let him drown too many times... 07/14/2013 on where my fear of drowning... 0
#10 - The lightbulb gets it... 07/13/2013 on BOOBZ +2
#9 - Tell me about it... 07/13/2013 on Real men wear Pink +3
#104 - **pokemanaphy rolls 6** Can I have something to eat? 07/11/2013 on to the frontpage -2
#29 - Nurse Joy's face when... 07/09/2013 on Chansey Gets Major Ass +1
#340 - Because **** the paint bucket, that's why 07/08/2013 on Description +10
#17 - dontdeletemyuser I SUMMON YOU! 07/04/2013 on my favorite movie parents +1
#15 - Red is the bad advice... 07/02/2013 on The Flu +1
#75 - Try Ebay, Amazon, Kijiji, ect... 06/27/2013 on Pokewalker 0
#6 - **pokemanaphy rolled a random image posted in comment #82 a… 06/23/2013 on ominouswind's profile 0
#79 - Kangarouicide ...I'm sorry... 06/21/2013 on Kangaroo Suicide +7
#4 - I remember making this awhile ago. I'm glad someone likes it w… 06/17/2013 on I use this more than I care... +1
#166 - Guis I doin it right? Guis?...... guis? 06/14/2013 on This guy +25
#33 - Don't drop the soap. 06/14/2013 on Nickelodeon +34
#19 - Hedgehog in San Francisco you say? This level was ba…  [+] (5 new replies) 06/14/2013 on Hedgies +22
#60 - phantomhawkfour has deleted their comment.
User avatar #58 - charolastra (06/14/2013) [-]
Ah, the memories.
User avatar #57 - theafroman (06/14/2013) [-]
Best fucking level. Ever.
User avatar #53 - griffeni (06/14/2013) [-]
i was playing this before getting on fj looks like im going back and playing more
User avatar #35 - itsmewaffle (06/14/2013) [-]
I never knew.
#51 - Chris Pringles?  [+] (1 new reply) 06/09/2013 on GODDAMNIT CHIPS! +5
#105 - John Cena (06/09/2013) [-]
#9 - Related 06/09/2013 on the greatest show ever +14
#62 - It's great! ~I reply to comments at supersonic speed!… 06/08/2013 on Boom, deal with it 0
#53 - Dat color...  [+] (8 new replies) 06/08/2013 on Boom, deal with it +9
#61 - leveltwowizard (06/08/2013) [-]
Galvantula: A Pokémon I've wanted to use based purely off its design despite the fact it probably isn't very good.
User avatar #73 - neoexdeath (06/08/2013) [-]
It's not bad, the Electric type comes with a decent amount of speed, meaning it can outrun a good number of flying types. But the 4X weakness to rock is basically asking for trouble, since there's no way it can OHKO a rock type...Unless it can learn Earthquake, but I'm pretty sure it can't.
User avatar #108 - darknesincontrol (06/08/2013) [-]
its only 2x weakness to rock and 2x weakness to fire.
Typing wise its good, i dont know anything about its movepool though
User avatar #90 - crazyoljew (06/08/2013) [-]
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Hidden Power ground. Done deal. My Galvantula has it
User avatar #77 - mrkanyeeast (06/08/2013) [-]
Rock is not supereffective to electric. It would only do x2 damage.
#85 - John Cena (06/08/2013) [-]
He might have meant Ground type attacks. Since ground does 4x to it.
User avatar #107 - darknesincontrol (06/08/2013) [-]
no it doesnt, its bug type nulifies its ground weakness
User avatar #62 - pokemanaphy (06/08/2013) [-]
It's great!

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#65 - datgrass (06/25/2014) [+] (1 reply)
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User avatar #23 - ominouswind (09/21/2013) [-]
Just curious have you made anything that got frontpage/ top 200-100 or whatever lately? You have a lot of posts so it's hard to keep track.
User avatar #24 to #23 - pokemanaphy (09/21/2013) [-]
Last was July. Why?
User avatar #25 to #24 - ominouswind (09/21/2013) [-]
Meh. Just wanted to know because I usually thumb up your posts if I notice something new.
User avatar #27 to #26 - ominouswind (09/21/2013) [-]
Which just reminded me I can't remember if I told you but something I posted around a week ago made top 40 which is alright and I got my new profie pic/gif from one of the comments on it.
User avatar #29 to #27 - pokemanaphy (09/22/2013) [-]
For some reason I can never upload a profile pic/gif
User avatar #28 to #27 - pokemanaphy (09/22/2013) [-]
Was it that comp?
User avatar #30 to #28 - ominouswind (09/22/2013) [-]
Yeah, I'm not sure if I will make another or not because it will be hard to find enough trivia for another one, but at the same time a few people were asking for more and saying I did a good job which encourages me.
User avatar #31 to #30 - pokemanaphy (09/22/2013) [-]
Yeah you told me a few times already lol
User avatar #32 to #31 - ominouswind (09/22/2013) [-]
Oh I did Ok lol.
User avatar #33 to #32 - pokemanaphy (09/22/2013) [-]
Is my profile pic showing
User avatar #34 to #33 - ominouswind (09/22/2013) [-]
User avatar #35 to #34 - pokemanaphy (09/22/2013) [-]
Do I need to do something specific
User avatar #36 to #35 - ominouswind (09/22/2013) [-]
I just go to edit profile, change profile picture, choose something from the computer, then save. If you follow all these steps then I don't know what's wrong
#37 to #36 - pokemanaphy (09/22/2013) [-]
**pokemanaphy rolled a random image posted in comment #22 at Best cosplay ever ** Oh I've been doing it wrong this whole time XD I went to upload profile pics I got to change mine!
#38 to #37 - ominouswind (09/22/2013) [-]
**ominouswind rolled a random image posted in comment #6059233 at Admin's personal trolling board. ** And that is that.
**ominouswind rolled a random image posted in comment #6059233 at Admin's personal trolling board. ** And that is that.
User avatar #39 to #38 - pokemanaphy (09/22/2013) [-]
Now you can see my new image. And lol that fits so well
#40 to #39 - ominouswind (09/22/2013) [-]
**ominouswind rolled a random image posted in comment #3715427 at Friendly ** Oh nice, it's the guy with tourettes from Dick Figures
**ominouswind rolled a random image posted in comment #3715427 at Friendly ** Oh nice, it's the guy with tourettes from Dick Figures
User avatar #41 to #40 - pokemanaphy (09/22/2013) [-]
Yeah lol Lord Tourettes I posted it as a comment and it got me 12 thumbs in an hour
User avatar #42 to #41 - ominouswind (09/22/2013) [-]
Totally tubular dude! Let's hope this one is relevent
#44 to #42 - pokemanaphy (09/22/2013) [-]
**pokemanaphy rolled a random image posted in comment #6 at Damn wizards... ** You forgot to roll!

Roll out!
User avatar #63 to #44 - ominouswind (09/23/2013) [-]
Creepy yet relevant
#61 to #44 - ominouswind (09/23/2013) [-]
**ominouswind rolled a random image posted in comment #3794134 at Friendly **  Mfw cheering for your comment
**ominouswind rolled a random image posted in comment #3794134 at Friendly ** Mfw cheering for your comment
User avatar #59 to #44 - ominouswind (09/23/2013) [-]
Yay! Go Lord Tourettes! I have to keep replying to this comment because it won't let me reply to others. Must be a rule so the purple lines don't take up the page.
User avatar #57 to #44 - ominouswind (09/23/2013) [-]
Thus why I am going on less and less frequently.
User avatar #55 to #44 - ominouswind (09/22/2013) [-]
Nice, I heard the deer one is Fairy type.
Also, I just came across a post and when I checked the top-few comments I saw yours that you used the gif. that is now your profile pic., so I spared you a thumb
Kind of random but I actually miss when FJ was a little more grammar-Nazi, the comment sections are starting to look like a Tumblr thread... This site keeps changing it's standards rapidly, one week something is allowed then the next it is considered cancer and keeps going in that cycle...
User avatar #53 to #44 - ominouswind (09/22/2013) [-]
Yes, Shrek was pleased that we were using onion-buns for hamburgers, and gave him a genuine ogre brew made from fermented onions.
User avatar #51 to #44 - ominouswind (09/22/2013) [-]
Met his friends, had a fire late into the night, watch him act stupid/funny while drunk, etc. and then the other typical birthday stuff like having cake. He has some pretty awesome friends I must admit. This morning he had a hang-ogre.
User avatar #49 to #44 - ominouswind (09/22/2013) [-]
It was my brother's birthday yesterday and he had a bunch of friends over and it was fun
#47 to #44 - ominouswind (09/22/2013) [-]
**ominouswind rolled a random image posted in comment #5 at Sad or funny? ** Anything cool happen during your long weekend?
User avatar #45 to #44 - ominouswind (09/22/2013) [-]
Your profile pic is Lord Tourettes singing, while mine is Luffy pushing a zombie back into it's grave (because it gives me a sensible chuckle evertiem) and both of our rolls were somewhat relevent to what I said
#43 to #42 - ominouswind (09/22/2013) [-]
**ominouswind rolled a random image posted in comment #30 at A day at the beach ** **** , forgot to roll
User avatar #64 to #43 - pokemanaphy (09/23/2013) [-]
My thoughts exactly
#62 to #43 - pokemanaphy (09/23/2013) [-]
**pokemanaphy rolled a random image posted in comment #16 at eye worm ** Mfw cheering for you cheering for me
User avatar #60 to #43 - pokemanaphy (09/23/2013) [-]
Yeah me too now it's top 150 with 67
User avatar #58 to #43 - pokemanaphy (09/23/2013) [-]
Omg comment went to top 200 with 65 thumbs
#56 to #43 - pokemanaphy (09/22/2013) [-]
**pokemanaphy rolled a random image posted in comment #3699675 at Friendly ** Lol thanks for the thumb guess you saw the GTA thing and yeah FunnyJunk's got lady balls lately it was awesome when you first showed it to me now it's decayed
User avatar #54 to #43 - pokemanaphy (09/22/2013) [-]
Oh yeah! I finally saved enough for Pokemon Y. I got a cool poster of the 2 legendaries
User avatar #52 to #43 - pokemanaphy (09/22/2013) [-]
Was he visited by Shrek last night?
User avatar #50 to #43 - pokemanaphy (09/22/2013) [-]
Lol nice what did you do
#48 to #43 - pokemanaphy (09/22/2013) [-]
**pokemanaphy rolled a random image posted in comment #4386020 at Click an item and pick it up ** Not really same boring stuff. You?
User avatar #46 to #43 - pokemanaphy (09/22/2013) [-]
Lol I see that
User avatar #19 - ominouswind (08/22/2013) [-]
I probably got the highest-thumbed comment I've ever gotten because I rolled another person's comment...
#20 to #19 - pokemanaphy (08/23/2013) [-]
**pokemanaphy rolled a random comment #34 posted by knowstoomuch at A Painful Truth ** :
"No one can stop... Death."
Lol nice I saw it.
#21 to #20 - knowstoomuch (08/23/2013) [-]
User avatar #3 - ominouswind (08/18/2013) [-]
Nice job getting a fact in on the last game trivia comp! I wanted to submit two facts:1. There is a tiny chance of enemies from Adventure Mode appearing in crates and barrels in VS. Mode in SSBM 2. In Starcraft there is a cheat code called "There is no cow level" and this is a reference to the rumor that there is a secret cow level in Diablo. (This cheat instantly makes you win the level) I was too late to submit them though.
User avatar #4 to #3 - pokemanaphy (08/18/2013) [-]
Thanks lol I submitting the fact a few posts ago so it took awhile to get it. How early did you post it?
User avatar #5 to #4 - ominouswind (08/18/2013) [-]
Only a few days ago but by then he had already decided to put it on hold and I didn`t realize because I hadn`t read the last one yet.
#6 to #5 - pokemanaphy (08/19/2013) [-]
**pokemanaphy rolled a random image posted in comment #46 at Incest is Wincest **

Oh sorry lol better luck next time maybe

Btw what Aarron1 faps to
User avatar #7 to #6 - ominouswind (08/19/2013) [-]
I find it funny how people who think they are intellectually superior to everyone on the internet and make fun of hill-billies/rednecks fap to incest and call it wincest. How ironic.
On a related note, that blablabla guy who made the PAX Elites group got not only his account deleted, but his alt "Mewchomp as well, probably because he acts 2edgy."
User avatar #8 to #7 - pokemanaphy (08/19/2013) [-]
Lol it's funny how much my image fits
User avatar #9 to #8 - ominouswind (08/19/2013) [-]
#10 to #9 - pokemanaphy (08/19/2013) [-]
**pokemanaphy rolled a random image posted in comment #13 at The time will come ** This too lol btw did I ever tell you the Shrek story I made?
#11 to #10 - ominouswind (08/19/2013) [-]
**ominouswind rolled a random image posted in comment #57 at Me in my dracula costume ** Nope. I notice you keep rolling anime. Pic is Mokuton's fetish.
#12 to #11 - pokemanaphy (08/19/2013) [-]
**pokemanaphy rolled a random image posted in comment #126 at sexy time 2 ** Well, it is all he faps to...mostly
User avatar #13 to #12 - ominouswind (08/19/2013) [-]
Yep, I see that. Probably hard-core furry hentai. And Star Fox and Eeveelutions. And by nope I meant that I never heard you Shrek story, just to clear up any confusion.
User avatar #15 to #13 - pokemanaphy (08/19/2013) [-]
Btw Darius Negrophallus was changed from f4ggot...
User avatar #14 to #13 - pokemanaphy (08/19/2013) [-]
Yeah I know lol I posted it and people are like wtf. Here it is, Aarron1's fantasy (btw I wrote this over a year ago I think when I was talking to Chase XD)

>Be 15
>Huge Shrek fan
>Own all Shrek merchandise and seen and own every movie
>Get shunned at school for liking Shrek
>In LA where teacher says we may bring a movie to watch after exams
>I'm first to bring a movie. It's Shrek 1
>Everyone in class moans and complains as they throw stuff at me
>Teacher calls me a admin and gives me an office referral
>I shout, " **** you, teacher!" as I rip up the referral
>She slaps me across the face and calls the principal
>I get suspended and sent home
>It's late at night and I'm sitting on my bed
>I kneel on the floor and pray
>I pray to Shrek
>I tell Shrek what happened that day
>I ask Shrek to help me and show me the way
>Shrek is love. Shrek is life
>After 15 minutes of mumbling in a religious manner, nothing happens
>I almost give up and go to bed
>It's the next day, I get out of my bed and get dressed
>I get on my bus and go to school
>I go into LA and my teacher throws a bitch fit
>I just ignore her and sit in my seat
>She threatens to call the principal, I still do nothing
>She picks up the phone and dials a number
>The aroma of Onions and swamp water fills the air
>Green water starts leaking down from the roof
>A figure crashes through the wall, letting out an ear raping roar
>It's Shrek
>I look at the green figure with tears in my eyes
>I am ogrejoyed
>He quickly turns to my LA teacher and lunges at her
>She screams as Shrek's massive hand engulfs her face
>He repetitively smashes her head on her desk as blood flies everywhere
>I cry in pure joy while clapping and shaking my head, eyes full of tears as I smile
>A student tries to escape as everyone is paralyzed in shock and fear
>Shrek turns to the student with breakneck speed
>"Oh no, ya don't!" He lunges at the student with full force, headbutting him in his stomach
>A huge "CRACK!" fills the air and the student's spine is poking out his throat
>I run up to Shrek and thank him for what he's done.
>Shrek turns to me
>"It ain't ogre yet..."
>Shrek pulls his pants down
>I know what must be done
>I'm ready
>I lay on the teacher's desk, accepting what my fate must be
>Shrek penetrates my mouth with his massive ogre cock
>I choke but I do it to please Shrek
>He let's out a mighty ogre roar as he penitrates my asshole
>He fills me with his love
>He then whispers in my ear, "It's all ogre now" and jumps out the window
>I just sit there, in tears ogrejoyed
>Shrek is love. Shrek is life.
User avatar #16 to #14 - ominouswind (08/19/2013) [-]
LOL! That is actually really good and well written! When Shrek headbutts the guy I imagined him dramatically spitting out blood.
User avatar #18 to #16 - pokemanaphy (08/19/2013) [-]
I meant Shrekchan
User avatar #17 to #16 - pokemanaphy (08/19/2013) [-]
Lol thanks I posted it on 4chan and people were like the **** XD
User avatar #2 - ominouswind (06/30/2013) [-]
What you rolled made me think of that dirty kid from To Kill a Mockingbird.
#1 - ominouswind (06/23/2013) [-]
**ominouswind rolled a random image posted in comment #7 at Difference between "L" and "R" ** Roblox in a nutshell.
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