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Gender: male
Age: 24
Date Signed Up:7/27/2011
Last Login:12/25/2014
Location:Calgary
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Content Ranking:#4515
Comment Ranking:#13557
Highest Content Rank:#357
Highest Comment Rank:#5789
Content Thumbs: 27172 total,  30269 ,  3097
Comment Thumbs: 2137 total,  2630 ,  493
Content Level Progress: 8.8% (88/1000)
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Comment Level Progress: 36% (36/100)
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Content Views:845910
Times Content Favorited:994 times
Total Comments Made:796
FJ Points:9166
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#109 - He actually has lightning reflexes ^^ 01/29/2013 on Sonic the Hedgehog fails us... 0
#41 - I thought that was your wallpaper at first! LOL XD 01/25/2013 on Oh Funnyjunk +1
#40 - My wallpaper... 01/25/2013 on Oh Funnyjunk 0
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#90 - This is what I always saw in my mind when I watched the commer… 01/23/2013 on Any one else like fruity... 0
#64 - Kinda right. Half the brain sleeps  [+] (2 new replies) 01/23/2013 on Hmmm... +6
User avatar #222 - thehawkeye (01/23/2013) [-]
Yep, dolphins sleep-swim in circles with the eye on the outside open looking for predators while the other half of the brain sleeps, and they swap direction and eyes and brain-hemisphere every couple hours.

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#80 - Think you've got that mixed up, old chap 01/23/2013 on women vs. men 0
#472 - Sonic's max speed is unrecorded 01/22/2013 on I think we all want to see... 0
#445 - Not to mention he can go back in time and that's not even his … 01/22/2013 on I think we all want to see... 0
#444 - Like I said, Sonic's full speed isn't recorded he can probably… 01/22/2013 on I think we all want to see... 0
#353 - It states Sonic's the fastest thing alive. Not to mention his …  [+] (3 new replies) 01/22/2013 on I think we all want to see... +1
#364 - laxitup (01/22/2013) [-]
Superman goes so fast he turns back time, and Flash is faster than him so... I would put my money on Flash
User avatar #445 - pokemanaphy (01/22/2013) [-]
Not to mention he can go back in time and that's not even his final speed (bad pun).

Just sayin... XD
User avatar #444 - pokemanaphy (01/22/2013) [-]
Like I said, Sonic's full speed isn't recorded he can probably extend himself even faster. So I'm still gonna have to put my money on Sonic
#183 - At the end of Sonic Generations he (Classic Robotnik) said he … 01/16/2013 on wreck it ralph 0
#182 - At the end of Sonic Generations he (Classic Robotnik) said he … 01/16/2013 on wreck it ralph 0
#21 - Have you played Sonic Generations?  [+] (2 new replies) 01/16/2013 on wreck it ralph 0
User avatar #31 - kubrick (01/16/2013) [-]
Nope.
User avatar #182 - pokemanaphy (01/16/2013) [-]
At the end of Sonic Generations he (Classic Robotnik) said he may go back and get his teaching degree
#12 - I thought Eggman wanted to get his teaching degree...  [+] (7 new replies) 01/16/2013 on wreck it ralph +2
#44 - theroflcer (01/16/2013) [-]
User avatar #17 - kubrick (01/16/2013) [-]
Isn't he already a Doctor?
User avatar #55 - basilbrush (01/16/2013) [-]
Yeah when people use his real name. Dr. Robotnik.
User avatar #183 - pokemanaphy (01/16/2013) [-]
At the end of Sonic Generations he (Classic Robotnik) said he may go back and get his teaching degree
User avatar #21 - pokemanaphy (01/16/2013) [-]
Have you played Sonic Generations?
User avatar #31 - kubrick (01/16/2013) [-]
Nope.
User avatar #182 - pokemanaphy (01/16/2013) [-]
At the end of Sonic Generations he (Classic Robotnik) said he may go back and get his teaching degree
#2 - Comment deleted 01/08/2013 on No, this is title. 0
#4 - Haven't seen this on the site yet. But I still lol'd 01/08/2013 on been working on this +2
#125 - How to become a Guido 01/04/2013 on How to lift -6
#47 - Picture 01/04/2013 on Shoes +4
#1 - Comment deleted 12/31/2012 on Chloroform +1
#46 - MFW Chlorophorm 12/31/2012 on pickup lines +5
#29 - Comment deleted 12/31/2012 on Buy one at your local Shoal... 0
#27 - Comment deleted  [+] (2 new replies) 12/31/2012 on Buy one at your local Shoal... +1
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#65 - datgrass (06/25/2014) [+] (1 reply)
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User avatar #23 - ominouswind (09/21/2013) [-]
Just curious have you made anything that got frontpage/ top 200-100 or whatever lately? You have a lot of posts so it's hard to keep track.
User avatar #24 to #23 - pokemanaphy (09/21/2013) [-]
Last was July. Why?
User avatar #25 to #24 - ominouswind (09/21/2013) [-]
Meh. Just wanted to know because I usually thumb up your posts if I notice something new.
User avatar #27 to #26 - ominouswind (09/21/2013) [-]
Which just reminded me I can't remember if I told you but something I posted around a week ago made top 40 which is alright and I got my new profie pic/gif from one of the comments on it.
User avatar #29 to #27 - pokemanaphy (09/22/2013) [-]
For some reason I can never upload a profile pic/gif
User avatar #28 to #27 - pokemanaphy (09/22/2013) [-]
Was it that comp?
User avatar #30 to #28 - ominouswind (09/22/2013) [-]
Yeah, I'm not sure if I will make another or not because it will be hard to find enough trivia for another one, but at the same time a few people were asking for more and saying I did a good job which encourages me.
User avatar #31 to #30 - pokemanaphy (09/22/2013) [-]
Yeah you told me a few times already lol
User avatar #32 to #31 - ominouswind (09/22/2013) [-]
Oh I did Ok lol.
User avatar #33 to #32 - pokemanaphy (09/22/2013) [-]
Is my profile pic showing
User avatar #34 to #33 - ominouswind (09/22/2013) [-]
Nope
User avatar #35 to #34 - pokemanaphy (09/22/2013) [-]
Do I need to do something specific
User avatar #36 to #35 - ominouswind (09/22/2013) [-]
I just go to edit profile, change profile picture, choose something from the computer, then save. If you follow all these steps then I don't know what's wrong
#37 to #36 - pokemanaphy (09/22/2013) [-]
**pokemanaphy rolled a random image posted in comment #22 at Best cosplay ever ** Oh I've been doing it wrong this whole time XD I went to upload profile pics I got to change mine!
#38 to #37 - ominouswind (09/22/2013) [-]
**ominouswind rolled a random image posted in comment #6059233 at Admin's personal trolling board. ** And that is that.
**ominouswind rolled a random image posted in comment #6059233 at Admin's personal trolling board. ** And that is that.
User avatar #39 to #38 - pokemanaphy (09/22/2013) [-]
Now you can see my new image. And lol that fits so well
#40 to #39 - ominouswind (09/22/2013) [-]
**ominouswind rolled a random image posted in comment #3715427 at Friendly ** Oh nice, it's the guy with tourettes from Dick Figures
**ominouswind rolled a random image posted in comment #3715427 at Friendly ** Oh nice, it's the guy with tourettes from Dick Figures
User avatar #41 to #40 - pokemanaphy (09/22/2013) [-]
Yeah lol Lord Tourettes I posted it as a comment and it got me 12 thumbs in an hour
User avatar #42 to #41 - ominouswind (09/22/2013) [-]
Totally tubular dude! Let's hope this one is relevent
#44 to #42 - pokemanaphy (09/22/2013) [-]
**pokemanaphy rolled a random image posted in comment #6 at Damn wizards... ** You forgot to roll!

Roll out!
User avatar #63 to #44 - ominouswind (09/23/2013) [-]
Creepy yet relevant
#61 to #44 - ominouswind (09/23/2013) [-]
**ominouswind rolled a random image posted in comment #3794134 at Friendly **  Mfw cheering for your comment
**ominouswind rolled a random image posted in comment #3794134 at Friendly ** Mfw cheering for your comment
User avatar #59 to #44 - ominouswind (09/23/2013) [-]
Yay! Go Lord Tourettes! I have to keep replying to this comment because it won't let me reply to others. Must be a rule so the purple lines don't take up the page.
User avatar #57 to #44 - ominouswind (09/23/2013) [-]
Thus why I am going on less and less frequently.
User avatar #55 to #44 - ominouswind (09/22/2013) [-]
Nice, I heard the deer one is Fairy type.
Also, I just came across a post and when I checked the top-few comments I saw yours that you used the gif. that is now your profile pic., so I spared you a thumb
Kind of random but I actually miss when FJ was a little more grammar-Nazi, the comment sections are starting to look like a Tumblr thread... This site keeps changing it's standards rapidly, one week something is allowed then the next it is considered cancer and keeps going in that cycle...
User avatar #53 to #44 - ominouswind (09/22/2013) [-]
Yes, Shrek was pleased that we were using onion-buns for hamburgers, and gave him a genuine ogre brew made from fermented onions.
User avatar #51 to #44 - ominouswind (09/22/2013) [-]
Met his friends, had a fire late into the night, watch him act stupid/funny while drunk, etc. and then the other typical birthday stuff like having cake. He has some pretty awesome friends I must admit. This morning he had a hang-ogre.
User avatar #49 to #44 - ominouswind (09/22/2013) [-]
It was my brother's birthday yesterday and he had a bunch of friends over and it was fun
#47 to #44 - ominouswind (09/22/2013) [-]
**ominouswind rolled a random image posted in comment #5 at Sad or funny? ** Anything cool happen during your long weekend?
User avatar #45 to #44 - ominouswind (09/22/2013) [-]
Your profile pic is Lord Tourettes singing, while mine is Luffy pushing a zombie back into it's grave (because it gives me a sensible chuckle evertiem) and both of our rolls were somewhat relevent to what I said
#43 to #42 - ominouswind (09/22/2013) [-]
**ominouswind rolled a random image posted in comment #30 at A day at the beach ** **** , forgot to roll
User avatar #64 to #43 - pokemanaphy (09/23/2013) [-]
My thoughts exactly
#62 to #43 - pokemanaphy (09/23/2013) [-]
**pokemanaphy rolled a random image posted in comment #16 at eye worm ** Mfw cheering for you cheering for me
User avatar #60 to #43 - pokemanaphy (09/23/2013) [-]
Yeah me too now it's top 150 with 67
User avatar #58 to #43 - pokemanaphy (09/23/2013) [-]
Omg comment went to top 200 with 65 thumbs
#56 to #43 - pokemanaphy (09/22/2013) [-]
**pokemanaphy rolled a random image posted in comment #3699675 at Friendly ** Lol thanks for the thumb guess you saw the GTA thing and yeah FunnyJunk's got lady balls lately it was awesome when you first showed it to me now it's decayed
User avatar #54 to #43 - pokemanaphy (09/22/2013) [-]
Oh yeah! I finally saved enough for Pokemon Y. I got a cool poster of the 2 legendaries
User avatar #52 to #43 - pokemanaphy (09/22/2013) [-]
Was he visited by Shrek last night?
User avatar #50 to #43 - pokemanaphy (09/22/2013) [-]
Lol nice what did you do
#48 to #43 - pokemanaphy (09/22/2013) [-]
**pokemanaphy rolled a random image posted in comment #4386020 at Click an item and pick it up ** Not really same boring stuff. You?
User avatar #46 to #43 - pokemanaphy (09/22/2013) [-]
Lol I see that
User avatar #19 - ominouswind (08/22/2013) [-]
I probably got the highest-thumbed comment I've ever gotten because I rolled another person's comment...
#20 to #19 - pokemanaphy (08/23/2013) [-]
**pokemanaphy rolled a random comment #34 posted by knowstoomuch at A Painful Truth ** :
"No one can stop... Death."
Lol nice I saw it.
#21 to #20 - knowstoomuch (08/23/2013) [-]
YOU HAVE UNLEASHED THE BEAST SURRENDER YOUR SOUL
User avatar #3 - ominouswind (08/18/2013) [-]
Nice job getting a fact in on the last game trivia comp! I wanted to submit two facts:1. There is a tiny chance of enemies from Adventure Mode appearing in crates and barrels in VS. Mode in SSBM 2. In Starcraft there is a cheat code called "There is no cow level" and this is a reference to the rumor that there is a secret cow level in Diablo. (This cheat instantly makes you win the level) I was too late to submit them though.
User avatar #4 to #3 - pokemanaphy (08/18/2013) [-]
Thanks lol I submitting the fact a few posts ago so it took awhile to get it. How early did you post it?
User avatar #5 to #4 - ominouswind (08/18/2013) [-]
Only a few days ago but by then he had already decided to put it on hold and I didn`t realize because I hadn`t read the last one yet.
#6 to #5 - pokemanaphy (08/19/2013) [-]
**pokemanaphy rolled a random image posted in comment #46 at Incest is Wincest **

Oh sorry lol better luck next time maybe

Btw what Aarron1 faps to
User avatar #7 to #6 - ominouswind (08/19/2013) [-]
I find it funny how people who think they are intellectually superior to everyone on the internet and make fun of hill-billies/rednecks fap to incest and call it wincest. How ironic.
On a related note, that blablabla guy who made the PAX Elites group got not only his account deleted, but his alt "Mewchomp as well, probably because he acts 2edgy."
User avatar #8 to #7 - pokemanaphy (08/19/2013) [-]
Lol it's funny how much my image fits
User avatar #9 to #8 - ominouswind (08/19/2013) [-]
Indeed.
#10 to #9 - pokemanaphy (08/19/2013) [-]
**pokemanaphy rolled a random image posted in comment #13 at The time will come ** This too lol btw did I ever tell you the Shrek story I made?
#11 to #10 - ominouswind (08/19/2013) [-]
**ominouswind rolled a random image posted in comment #57 at Me in my dracula costume ** Nope. I notice you keep rolling anime. Pic is Mokuton's fetish.
#12 to #11 - pokemanaphy (08/19/2013) [-]
**pokemanaphy rolled a random image posted in comment #126 at sexy time 2 ** Well, it is all he faps to...mostly
User avatar #13 to #12 - ominouswind (08/19/2013) [-]
Yep, I see that. Probably hard-core furry hentai. And Star Fox and Eeveelutions. And by nope I meant that I never heard you Shrek story, just to clear up any confusion.
User avatar #15 to #13 - pokemanaphy (08/19/2013) [-]
Btw Darius Negrophallus was changed from f4ggot...
User avatar #14 to #13 - pokemanaphy (08/19/2013) [-]
Yeah I know lol I posted it and people are like wtf. Here it is, Aarron1's fantasy (btw I wrote this over a year ago I think when I was talking to Chase XD)

>Be 15
>Huge Shrek fan
>Own all Shrek merchandise and seen and own every movie
>Get shunned at school for liking Shrek
>In LA where teacher says we may bring a movie to watch after exams
>I'm first to bring a movie. It's Shrek 1
>Everyone in class moans and complains as they throw stuff at me
>Teacher calls me a admin, leader of the glorious North Korea and gives me an office referral
>I shout, " **** you, teacher!" as I rip up the referral
>She slaps me across the face and calls the principal
>I get suspended and sent home
>It's late at night and I'm sitting on my bed
>I kneel on the floor and pray
>I pray to Shrek
>I tell Shrek what happened that day
>I ask Shrek to help me and show me the way
>Shrek is love. Shrek is life
>After 15 minutes of mumbling in a religious manner, nothing happens
>I almost give up and go to bed
>It's the next day, I get out of my bed and get dressed
>I get on my bus and go to school
>I go into LA and my teacher throws a bitch fit
>I just ignore her and sit in my seat
>She threatens to call the principal, I still do nothing
>She picks up the phone and dials a number
>The aroma of Onions and swamp water fills the air
>Green water starts leaking down from the roof
>A figure crashes through the wall, letting out an ear raping roar
>It's Shrek
>I look at the green figure with tears in my eyes
>I am ogrejoyed
>He quickly turns to my LA teacher and lunges at her
>She screams as Shrek's massive hand engulfs her face
>He repetitively smashes her head on her desk as blood flies everywhere
>I cry in pure joy while clapping and shaking my head, eyes full of tears as I smile
>A student tries to escape as everyone is paralyzed in shock and fear
>Shrek turns to the student with breakneck speed
>"Oh no, ya don't!" He lunges at the student with full force, headbutting him in his stomach
>A huge "CRACK!" fills the air and the student's spine is poking out his throat
>I run up to Shrek and thank him for what he's done.
>Shrek turns to me
>"It ain't ogre yet..."
>Shrek pulls his pants down
>I know what must be done
>I'm ready
>I lay on the teacher's desk, accepting what my fate must be
>Shrek penetrates my mouth with his massive ogre cock
>I choke but I do it to please Shrek
>He let's out a mighty ogre roar as he penitrates my asshole
>He fills me with his love
>He then whispers in my ear, "It's all ogre now" and jumps out the window
>I just sit there, in tears ogrejoyed
>Shrek is love. Shrek is life.
User avatar #16 to #14 - ominouswind (08/19/2013) [-]
LOL! That is actually really good and well written! When Shrek headbutts the guy I imagined him dramatically spitting out blood.
User avatar #18 to #16 - pokemanaphy (08/19/2013) [-]
I meant Shrekchan
User avatar #17 to #16 - pokemanaphy (08/19/2013) [-]
Lol thanks I posted it on 4chan and people were like the **** XD
User avatar #2 - ominouswind (06/30/2013) [-]
What you rolled made me think of that dirty kid from To Kill a Mockingbird.
#1 - ominouswind (06/23/2013) [-]
**ominouswind rolled a random image posted in comment #7 at Difference between "L" and "R" ** Roblox in a nutshell.
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