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User avatar #3 - ominouswind (08/18/2013) [-]
Nice job getting a fact in on the last game trivia comp! I wanted to submit two facts:1. There is a tiny chance of enemies from Adventure Mode appearing in crates and barrels in VS. Mode in SSBM 2. In Starcraft there is a cheat code called "There is no cow level" and this is a reference to the rumor that there is a secret cow level in Diablo. (This cheat instantly makes you win the level) I was too late to submit them though.
User avatar #4 to #3 - pokemanaphy (08/18/2013) [-]
Thanks lol I submitting the fact a few posts ago so it took awhile to get it. How early did you post it?
User avatar #5 to #4 - ominouswind (08/18/2013) [-]
Only a few days ago but by then he had already decided to put it on hold and I didn`t realize because I hadn`t read the last one yet.
#6 to #5 - pokemanaphy (08/19/2013) [-]
**pokemanaphy rolled a random image posted in comment #46 at Incest is Wincest **

Oh sorry lol better luck next time maybe

Btw what Aarron1 faps to
User avatar #7 to #6 - ominouswind (08/19/2013) [-]
I find it funny how people who think they are intellectually superior to everyone on the internet and make fun of hill-billies/rednecks fap to incest and call it wincest. How ironic.
On a related note, that blablabla guy who made the PAX Elites group got not only his account deleted, but his alt "Mewchomp as well, probably because he acts 2edgy."
User avatar #8 to #7 - pokemanaphy (08/19/2013) [-]
Lol it's funny how much my image fits
User avatar #9 to #8 - ominouswind (08/19/2013) [-]
#10 to #9 - pokemanaphy (08/19/2013) [-]
**pokemanaphy rolled a random image posted in comment #13 at The time will come ** This too lol btw did I ever tell you the Shrek story I made?
#11 to #10 - ominouswind (08/19/2013) [-]
**ominouswind rolled a random image posted in comment #57 at Me in my dracula costume ** Nope. I notice you keep rolling anime. Pic is Mokuton's fetish.
#12 to #11 - pokemanaphy (08/19/2013) [-]
**pokemanaphy rolled a random image posted in comment #126 at sexy time 2 ** Well, it is all he faps to...mostly
User avatar #13 to #12 - ominouswind (08/19/2013) [-]
Yep, I see that. Probably hard-core furry hentai. And Star Fox and Eeveelutions. And by nope I meant that I never heard you Shrek story, just to clear up any confusion.
User avatar #15 to #13 - pokemanaphy (08/19/2013) [-]
Btw Darius Negrophallus was changed from f4ggot...
User avatar #14 to #13 - pokemanaphy (08/19/2013) [-]
Yeah I know lol I posted it and people are like wtf. Here it is, Aarron1's fantasy (btw I wrote this over a year ago I think when I was talking to Chase XD)

>Be 15
>Huge Shrek fan
>Own all Shrek merchandise and seen and own every movie
>Get shunned at school for liking Shrek
>In LA where teacher says we may bring a movie to watch after exams
>I'm first to bring a movie. It's Shrek 1
>Everyone in class moans and complains as they throw stuff at me
>Teacher calls me a admin and gives me an office referral
>I shout, " **** you, teacher!" as I rip up the referral
>She slaps me across the face and calls the principal
>I get suspended and sent home
>It's late at night and I'm sitting on my bed
>I kneel on the floor and pray
>I pray to Shrek
>I tell Shrek what happened that day
>I ask Shrek to help me and show me the way
>Shrek is love. Shrek is life
>After 15 minutes of mumbling in a religious manner, nothing happens
>I almost give up and go to bed
>It's the next day, I get out of my bed and get dressed
>I get on my bus and go to school
>I go into LA and my teacher throws a bitch fit
>I just ignore her and sit in my seat
>She threatens to call the principal, I still do nothing
>She picks up the phone and dials a number
>The aroma of Onions and swamp water fills the air
>Green water starts leaking down from the roof
>A figure crashes through the wall, letting out an ear raping roar
>It's Shrek
>I look at the green figure with tears in my eyes
>I am ogrejoyed
>He quickly turns to my LA teacher and lunges at her
>She screams as Shrek's massive hand engulfs her face
>He repetitively smashes her head on her desk as blood flies everywhere
>I cry in pure joy while clapping and shaking my head, eyes full of tears as I smile
>A student tries to escape as everyone is paralyzed in shock and fear
>Shrek turns to the student with breakneck speed
>"Oh no, ya don't!" He lunges at the student with full force, headbutting him in his stomach
>A huge "CRACK!" fills the air and the student's spine is poking out his throat
>I run up to Shrek and thank him for what he's done.
>Shrek turns to me
>"It ain't ogre yet..."
>Shrek pulls his pants down
>I know what must be done
>I'm ready
>I lay on the teacher's desk, accepting what my fate must be
>Shrek penetrates my mouth with his massive ogre cock
>I choke but I do it to please Shrek
>He let's out a mighty ogre roar as he penitrates my asshole
>He fills me with his love
>He then whispers in my ear, "It's all ogre now" and jumps out the window
>I just sit there, in tears ogrejoyed
>Shrek is love. Shrek is life.
User avatar #16 to #14 - ominouswind (08/19/2013) [-]
LOL! That is actually really good and well written! When Shrek headbutts the guy I imagined him dramatically spitting out blood.
User avatar #18 to #16 - pokemanaphy (08/19/2013) [-]
I meant Shrekchan
User avatar #17 to #16 - pokemanaphy (08/19/2013) [-]
Lol thanks I posted it on 4chan and people were like the **** XD
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