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Gender: male
Age: 23
Facebook Profile: https://www.facebook.com/pokefap10
Consoles Owned: N64
Video Games Played: Pokemon Stadium 2, Cruzin Exotica
Interests: I like pissing people off and jerking off to pictures of your mother
Date Signed Up:11/30/2010
Last Login:4/20/2015
Location:Ohio
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#376529 - i want to hear about nuts, not your voice 03/24/2015 on FJ PARTY TIME, FOR REAL 0
#96 - I inadvertently caused a **** storm...my bad. i just me… 03/20/2015 on history lesson 0
#36 - We ruled it all...once...  [+] (23 new replies) 03/20/2015 on history lesson -8
User avatar #96 - pokefap (03/20/2015) [-]
I inadvertently caused a shit storm...my bad. i just ment Macedonia got to claim "control" for BRIEF period of time.
User avatar #64 - filipasalucard (03/20/2015) [-]
Let me guess.. the hellass dogs went batshit here too?
predictable
User avatar #42 - thechosentroll (03/20/2015) [-]
When exactly did you pull that off in your 100 years of history?
#70 - xxmemosxx (03/20/2015) [-]
Alexander the Great was Macedonian, although it was essentially Greek at the time
User avatar #75 - thechosentroll (03/20/2015) [-]
It wasn't "essentially" greek. It was literally greek. As in, owned and populated by greek people, because it was part of Greece. It wasn't even in the same location as modern day Macedonia. Saying that ancient macedon and modern day Macedonia is like saying the US state of Montana and the bulgarian region of Montana are the same thing.
User avatar #83 - salihzzz (03/20/2015) [-]
macedonia was where it is today, bmaybe even a little more to the west

not that he people living there are verry macedonian in blood. But hey hellenistic people of today aren't really the same as helenistic people back in the day
User avatar #86 - thechosentroll (03/20/2015) [-]
Like I said below, depends on which part of history you're looking at. There was a point where almost the entirety of the Balkans was bulgarian. Doesn't mean everyone living there should call themselves that.
#80 - xxmemosxx (03/20/2015) [-]
Yes it was part of Greece but you are wrong on the location. Macedon is Macedonia. The area that is in the dotted line is what was Macedon.

It literally took 2 seconds to prove, maybe you should have done the same before making your absurd Montana comparison.
User avatar #84 - thechosentroll (03/20/2015) [-]
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Map_Macedonia_336_BC-en.svg Guess it depends a bit on which map you're looking at, cause this one disagrees. The size of a country varies with time. The image here is of Macedonia at the time King Philip II got shanked and his son Alexander got the throne. This is what it looked like during his time and it looks a hell of a lot like it was in modern Greece to me.
#85 - xxmemosxx (03/20/2015) [-]
I think part of Macedonia is just about included in that one but yes, I'd agree the majority is Greece. I guess we're both right.

Stupid ancients, couldn't just stick with one set of borders. I guess that's why they're all dead.
User avatar #87 - thechosentroll (03/20/2015) [-]
Yeah, they sucked at mapping things out.
User avatar #67 - salihzzz (03/20/2015) [-]
pay debt back please
User avatar #73 - thechosentroll (03/20/2015) [-]
I'm not greek, dipshit.
User avatar #74 - salihzzz (03/20/2015) [-]
clean toilet, poland stronk lika ajax tolet cleaner

any warmer? or still miles off?
User avatar #76 - thechosentroll (03/20/2015) [-]
Here's a hint: Right next to Greece and white.
User avatar #77 - salihzzz (03/20/2015) [-]
turks aren't white
Shqiptare aren't white
clearly not macedonian
Are you a bull fucking garian
User avatar #78 - thechosentroll (03/20/2015) [-]
DING! We have a winrar.
User avatar #79 - salihzzz (03/20/2015) [-]
aah i hear a lot of bad shit about you people, people tend to lump you together with romanians

i like bull fucking garians only because a bulgarian once gave me all his villages in tribal wars
shit was cash
User avatar #81 - thechosentroll (03/20/2015) [-]
Oh yeah, we're by all accounts cunts. We've been a pain in the ass for anyone within a two country radius of us since the 8th century.
User avatar #82 - salihzzz (03/20/2015) [-]
bosnians like you, simply because we don't know enough about you to hate you
User avatar #40 - undeadmaus (03/20/2015) [-]
implying ''macedonians'' have history
#45 - fefe (03/20/2015) [-]
FYROMIANS*
User avatar #48 - undeadmaus (03/20/2015) [-]
I put it in quotation marks son calm yer tits
#35 - I wish every argument was as proper and respectable as this on…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/20/2015 on history lesson +1
User avatar #66 - filipasalucard (03/20/2015) [-]
bravo be.. nepismen
#39 - fefe (03/20/2015) [-]
I am from serbia and my village is influnced by "vlaski" people so speaking romain was normal there and thats redneck. you don't even try to speak "jugo" no, just romain with a little bit serbish. a shit load can't even talk proper serbish but live there their whole life.
#12 - Is this what all anime is like? Because if so, might start wat…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/27/2015 on But wait there's more 0
User avatar #15 - wcpapier (01/27/2015) [-]
isnt an anime, this is all there is
#1843 - **pokefap used "*roll male privilege*"** **pokefap rolls Yo… 12/19/2014 on check your male privilege 0
#1841 - Comment deleted 12/19/2014 on check your male privilege 0
#394 - Since my username is PokeFAP, I approve this message. 12/19/2014 on BOOM +1
#563 - Naked Coke Crush. I must be Charlie Sheen. 12/10/2014 on Who are you 0
#52 - poor guy 12/03/2014 on Cider 0
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