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Date Signed Up:3/26/2011
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latest user's comments

#746 - My old account got deleted in the worm hole. Yea. Who remember… 03/01/2015 on Name color strawpoll in... 0
#55 - Oh my god, its so ******* pink.  [+] (1 new reply) 02/28/2015 on greatsofa's profile 0
#62 - greatsofa (02/28/2015) [-]
#7 - Nope, not really. I guess yelling at a pile of **** mig…  [+] (13 new replies) 02/01/2015 on It's getting hot in here +23
#8 - kankerkanker (02/01/2015) [-]
Haha Jesus man, why the hostility? Someone said something incorrect on your favourite meme site? Calm down.
#49 - anonymous (02/02/2015) [-]
Well obviously mental disability has happened to you then.
#21 - Visual (02/02/2015) [-]
So here's what happened:
1. You said something incredibly stupid
2. You got shit on for it by pokefag
3. You try to defend your dumbass with pretentious logic
4. You realize your logic is pretentious and retarded that can't back your dumb ass up
5. Try to play it off as someone being hostile to your originally autistic comment for no reason when in reality your stupid point was being shot down

Congrats, you have now acquired autism, now your original point is moot
#29 - garymotherfingoak (02/02/2015) [-]
It's not autistic, it's having his head up his ass so far and so many times over it would make Inception blush.
#34 - anonymous (02/02/2015) [-]
It's the same kind autism is the new cancer. Have you not caught on yet?
User avatar #35 - garymotherfingoak (02/02/2015) [-]
it sure as hell is trying to be, but i choose to not get on the bandwagon of adding another buzzword to use as a crutch when someone can't think of a relevant insult
#37 - anonymous (02/02/2015) [-]
I respect your opinion but not going with it would make shit less funnier. Autism posts are entertaining. You do you m8
User avatar #38 - garymotherfingoak (02/02/2015) [-]
fair nuff
User avatar #30 - Visual (02/02/2015) [-]
I know, I just like saying autistic. It just feels so satisfying to say.

Kind of the same way you call someone a cunt. Obviously they're not a giant, talking vagina but it just feels satisfying to say.
User avatar #31 - garymotherfingoak (02/02/2015) [-]
i get where you're coming from, but autistic doesn't have a double meaning as cunt and asshole do.
User avatar #33 - Visual (02/02/2015) [-]
...True.

It just comes back around to me liking the way it sounds and feeling satisfied when I call someone it. I guess a better term to compare it to would be the term "cancerous". You can call someone cancerous, but obviously they're not capable of being a form of cancer themselves, so you just say it for the satisfactory feeling.
User avatar #32 - garymotherfingoak (02/02/2015) [-]
this hidden thumbs thing is stupid
#10 - hillbillypowpow (02/01/2015) [-]
I'm not sure I fully understand what's happening here. You said something dumb and because of it you're mocking him? Are you so far up your own ass that you can't handle that you were wrong so now you have to make fun of the person that pointed it out? You realize he probably spent a total of about three minutes reading all the things you said and replying, right? Is this because you're just defensive or are you so self centered that you think he's trying to make a personal attack on your intelligence?
#5 - Do you know what the mental illness is in this case? It could …  [+] (15 new replies) 02/01/2015 on It's getting hot in here +26
#6 - kankerkanker (02/01/2015) [-]
Obviously I don't, what a ridiculous question. Don't you have something better to do than supposedly calling me out on hypothetical situations and assumptions?
User avatar #7 - pokefag (02/01/2015) [-]
Nope, not really. I guess yelling at a pile of shit might be a little more productive.
#8 - kankerkanker (02/01/2015) [-]
Haha Jesus man, why the hostility? Someone said something incorrect on your favourite meme site? Calm down.
#49 - anonymous (02/02/2015) [-]
Well obviously mental disability has happened to you then.
#21 - Visual (02/02/2015) [-]
So here's what happened:
1. You said something incredibly stupid
2. You got shit on for it by pokefag
3. You try to defend your dumbass with pretentious logic
4. You realize your logic is pretentious and retarded that can't back your dumb ass up
5. Try to play it off as someone being hostile to your originally autistic comment for no reason when in reality your stupid point was being shot down

Congrats, you have now acquired autism, now your original point is moot
#29 - garymotherfingoak (02/02/2015) [-]
It's not autistic, it's having his head up his ass so far and so many times over it would make Inception blush.
#34 - anonymous (02/02/2015) [-]
It's the same kind autism is the new cancer. Have you not caught on yet?
User avatar #35 - garymotherfingoak (02/02/2015) [-]
it sure as hell is trying to be, but i choose to not get on the bandwagon of adding another buzzword to use as a crutch when someone can't think of a relevant insult
#37 - anonymous (02/02/2015) [-]
I respect your opinion but not going with it would make shit less funnier. Autism posts are entertaining. You do you m8
User avatar #38 - garymotherfingoak (02/02/2015) [-]
fair nuff
User avatar #30 - Visual (02/02/2015) [-]
I know, I just like saying autistic. It just feels so satisfying to say.

Kind of the same way you call someone a cunt. Obviously they're not a giant, talking vagina but it just feels satisfying to say.
User avatar #31 - garymotherfingoak (02/02/2015) [-]
i get where you're coming from, but autistic doesn't have a double meaning as cunt and asshole do.
User avatar #33 - Visual (02/02/2015) [-]
...True.

It just comes back around to me liking the way it sounds and feeling satisfied when I call someone it. I guess a better term to compare it to would be the term "cancerous". You can call someone cancerous, but obviously they're not capable of being a form of cancer themselves, so you just say it for the satisfactory feeling.
User avatar #32 - garymotherfingoak (02/02/2015) [-]
this hidden thumbs thing is stupid
#10 - hillbillypowpow (02/01/2015) [-]
I'm not sure I fully understand what's happening here. You said something dumb and because of it you're mocking him? Are you so far up your own ass that you can't handle that you were wrong so now you have to make fun of the person that pointed it out? You realize he probably spent a total of about three minutes reading all the things you said and replying, right? Is this because you're just defensive or are you so self centered that you think he's trying to make a personal attack on your intelligence?
#3 - It doesn't say what the mental disability is so how the **…  [+] (20 new replies) 02/01/2015 on It's getting hot in here +147
User avatar #67 - timeiskey (02/02/2015) [-]
he means you are born with it, you nozzle
#4 - kankerkanker (02/01/2015) [-]
I can with relative confidence, because most mental illnesses in children are, statistically speaking, congenital.
#66 - ftsfts (02/02/2015) [-]
Well he could be referring to your children not you yourself, also could be brain injury.
#12 - Enobrin (02/01/2015) [-]
Serious brain injury can happen to any one at any time.
User avatar #5 - pokefag (02/01/2015) [-]
Do you know what the mental illness is in this case? It could be acquired or congenital, neither of us know.
#6 - kankerkanker (02/01/2015) [-]
Obviously I don't, what a ridiculous question. Don't you have something better to do than supposedly calling me out on hypothetical situations and assumptions?
User avatar #7 - pokefag (02/01/2015) [-]
Nope, not really. I guess yelling at a pile of shit might be a little more productive.
#8 - kankerkanker (02/01/2015) [-]
Haha Jesus man, why the hostility? Someone said something incorrect on your favourite meme site? Calm down.
#49 - anonymous (02/02/2015) [-]
Well obviously mental disability has happened to you then.
#21 - Visual (02/02/2015) [-]
So here's what happened:
1. You said something incredibly stupid
2. You got shit on for it by pokefag
3. You try to defend your dumbass with pretentious logic
4. You realize your logic is pretentious and retarded that can't back your dumb ass up
5. Try to play it off as someone being hostile to your originally autistic comment for no reason when in reality your stupid point was being shot down

Congrats, you have now acquired autism, now your original point is moot
#29 - garymotherfingoak (02/02/2015) [-]
It's not autistic, it's having his head up his ass so far and so many times over it would make Inception blush.
#34 - anonymous (02/02/2015) [-]
It's the same kind autism is the new cancer. Have you not caught on yet?
User avatar #35 - garymotherfingoak (02/02/2015) [-]
it sure as hell is trying to be, but i choose to not get on the bandwagon of adding another buzzword to use as a crutch when someone can't think of a relevant insult
#37 - anonymous (02/02/2015) [-]
I respect your opinion but not going with it would make shit less funnier. Autism posts are entertaining. You do you m8
User avatar #38 - garymotherfingoak (02/02/2015) [-]
fair nuff
User avatar #30 - Visual (02/02/2015) [-]
I know, I just like saying autistic. It just feels so satisfying to say.

Kind of the same way you call someone a cunt. Obviously they're not a giant, talking vagina but it just feels satisfying to say.
User avatar #31 - garymotherfingoak (02/02/2015) [-]
i get where you're coming from, but autistic doesn't have a double meaning as cunt and asshole do.
User avatar #33 - Visual (02/02/2015) [-]
...True.

It just comes back around to me liking the way it sounds and feeling satisfied when I call someone it. I guess a better term to compare it to would be the term "cancerous". You can call someone cancerous, but obviously they're not capable of being a form of cancer themselves, so you just say it for the satisfactory feeling.
User avatar #32 - garymotherfingoak (02/02/2015) [-]
this hidden thumbs thing is stupid
#10 - hillbillypowpow (02/01/2015) [-]
I'm not sure I fully understand what's happening here. You said something dumb and because of it you're mocking him? Are you so far up your own ass that you can't handle that you were wrong so now you have to make fun of the person that pointed it out? You realize he probably spent a total of about three minutes reading all the things you said and replying, right? Is this because you're just defensive or are you so self centered that you think he's trying to make a personal attack on your intelligence?
#20 - There is a picture of a crocodile where there should be an alligator. 02/01/2015 on If you get this... 0
#73 - Mcburd please no! I love you. I'm just saying.  [+] (1 new reply) 01/30/2015 on Hawkward 0
#74 - mcburd (01/30/2015) [-]
Im sorry I got mad. Its just when people think parrot they think of that fukko polly or something and ask if "I wanna cracker". It gets old. I still love you.
#71 - Cockatiels are parrots though!  [+] (3 new replies) 01/30/2015 on Hawkward 0
#72 - mcburd (01/30/2015) [-]
You're a Parrot!
#73 - pokefag (01/30/2015) [-]
Mcburd please no! I love you. I'm just saying.
#74 - mcburd (01/30/2015) [-]
Im sorry I got mad. Its just when people think parrot they think of that fukko polly or something and ask if "I wanna cracker". It gets old. I still love you.
#69 - It's a type of seed that a lot of parrots love.  [+] (5 new replies) 01/30/2015 on Hawkward 0
#70 - mcburd (01/30/2015) [-]
Well I'm no parrot.

And niether is this bread..
User avatar #71 - pokefag (01/30/2015) [-]
Cockatiels are parrots though!
#72 - mcburd (01/30/2015) [-]
You're a Parrot!
#73 - pokefag (01/30/2015) [-]
Mcburd please no! I love you. I'm just saying.
#74 - mcburd (01/30/2015) [-]
Im sorry I got mad. Its just when people think parrot they think of that fukko polly or something and ask if "I wanna cracker". It gets old. I still love you.
#67 - What about some spray millet?!  [+] (7 new replies) 01/30/2015 on Hawkward 0
User avatar #68 - mcburd (01/30/2015) [-]
What is that?
User avatar #69 - pokefag (01/30/2015) [-]
It's a type of seed that a lot of parrots love.
#70 - mcburd (01/30/2015) [-]
Well I'm no parrot.

And niether is this bread..
User avatar #71 - pokefag (01/30/2015) [-]
Cockatiels are parrots though!
#72 - mcburd (01/30/2015) [-]
You're a Parrot!
#73 - pokefag (01/30/2015) [-]
Mcburd please no! I love you. I'm just saying.
#74 - mcburd (01/30/2015) [-]
Im sorry I got mad. Its just when people think parrot they think of that fukko polly or something and ask if "I wanna cracker". It gets old. I still love you.

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User avatar #9 to #8 - pokefag (06/21/2014) [-]
Jesus OP. You are awesome.
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User avatar #3 to #2 - pokefag (06/09/2013) [-]
But no permaban for me! Thanks for your condolences! lol.
User avatar #1 - chiopet (06/07/2013) [-]
goodnight, sweet prince
User avatar #4 to #1 - pokefag (06/09/2013) [-]
I have awoken from my slumber! Lol. Thanks for tucking me in.
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