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#307 - I've been here too long... 07/12/2016 on is this still relevant? 0
#28 - Hilary wins presidential election. 02/06/2016 on White vs black twitter 0
#21 - Having my kid grow up to be a goth? Given all the gendersexual…  [+] (7 new replies) 01/06/2016 on Stuff comp 2 +12
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#41 - donatelo (01/06/2016) [-]
they are fundamentally the same in the way that in most cases its just a phase they will grow out of.
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#85 - syntheticdoll (01/06/2016) [-]
Or if it's not a phase, they will grow into it and learn to dress both goth-like and properly.
Well... most of them anyway.
#97 - anon (01/06/2016) [-]
Most dolls are synthetics...
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#55 - wdparsell (01/06/2016) [-]
Have the trigendered pyrofoxes really been around long enough for us to know if it just a phase, or will the world have to bare the burden of their snowflakocity for years to come?

Find next week on The World Is Totally Fucked!
#133 - anon (01/06/2016) [-]
Yes, actually.
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#173 - wdparsell (01/06/2016) [-]
Anon! You we're supposed to tell them next week.
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#57 - donatelo (01/06/2016) [-]
it doesn't matter. phases are phases, it doesnt matter what exactly you were or are. this generation has genderfags, swagfags etc..last generation had goths, gunge etc.. other generation had discofags, leatherjacket fags etc etc etc.

phases are phases. most people simply grow out of them.
#20 - Thumbed down. Seriously, stuff like this will give us…  [+] (12 new replies) 12/15/2015 on greeks knew their shit +46
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#31 - lulzdealer (12/15/2015) [-]
Don't get salty over a joke.
#55 - tenaciouslee (12/15/2015) [-]
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#32 - blackmageewizardt (12/15/2015) [-]
He just doesn´t want this site to become an sausage Party. Nothing wrong about it.
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#33 - lulzdealer (12/15/2015) [-]
If people are turned off by and kept away because of jokes, we don't need them here anyway.
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#34 - blackmageewizardt (12/15/2015) [-]
I don´t really see the Pointe in the joke, Incest joke would have been more funnyer:

Primal beeing gives birth to Primal beeings.
Son fucks his mother primal beeing and creates Titans.
Titans have sex with siblings, creating gods.
Gods have sex with anything, to late, retardness to far evolved.
#35 - lulzdealer (12/15/2015) [-]
>this joke isn't funny
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#36 - blackmageewizardt (12/15/2015) [-]
Also neithre is OP´s Content.
#37 - lulzdealer (12/15/2015) [-]
#38 - blackmageewizardt (12/15/2015) [-]
Close your mouth, or flys gonna rest there man.

OP´s Content didn´t even blow hot air out of my nose, not even an "hun, okay thats interesting" more an "dayum, if you make an joke about mythology like an nerd, do an correct one."
#39 - lulzdealer (12/15/2015) [-]
>this joke STILL isn't funny goddammit!
#40 - blackmageewizardt (12/15/2015) [-]
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#41 - blackmageewizardt (12/15/2015) [-]
The gods have decided! nothing funny today!
#74 - Go ahead Mister joestur 11/13/2015 on Dank Jojo Webm comp +1
#6 - Comment deleted  [+] (6 new replies) 11/09/2015 on Don't be a cunt 0
#8 - kalendric (11/09/2015) [-]
You raise a good point. Technically the pedestrian had the right of way, but when you have a clear line of sight of the oncoming traffic like that, why would you roll the dice against 2000lbs of high-speed metal coming your way?
#75 - anon (11/09/2015) [-]
"right of way" varies depending on country. most eastern european countries and asian countries, right of way applies for the vehicle, not the pedestrian.
#72 - erble (11/09/2015) [-]
I strongly doubt he had right of way, because he *sprinted* onto the crossing
#57 - anon (11/09/2015) [-]
I don't think pedestrians have the right of way in mother Russia.
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#7 - darthblam (11/09/2015) [-]
Assuming it just wasn't an attempt at insurance fraud.
It's not the driver's fault the douche crossing the street didn't look to is his fucking left before attempting to cross.

Crosswalk or not, you shouldn't try to impose yourself on a ton of speeding metal. Even if it's technically legal.
#80 - anon (11/09/2015) [-]
Don't know Russian traffic laws about pedestrian right-of-way, but you can see that it's definitely insurance fraud. He speeds up, then slows down and stops right in front of the car, actually bracing for the impact instead of trying to get the fuck out of the way.
#44 - Just wait until you join the work force and work a standard mo… 07/08/2015 on It will be just like the... 0
#360 - I remember the ragefaces... so many ragefaces...  [+] (2 new replies) 04/06/2015 on I'm blue da ba dee da ba die +4
#612 - ljubav (04/06/2015) [-]
The good old times.
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#885 - megpoidgumibear (04/06/2015) [-]
>good old times
>i hated it
#11 - Although I disagree, you have good reasons for liking it more … 12/22/2014 on Just Kira Problems 0
#23 - Also, even though I really do enjoy the story, it's completely…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/22/2014 on 2spooky +11
#29 - elaxx (12/22/2014) [-]
Regarding this point, I don't think the patient would either move or even attempt to walk. I imagine him feeling as if he was in the deep water or just flying in empty space, i.e. not having any sense of direction or gravity. He would probably just waggle around on the floor at best.

But isn't the idea of flying in endless empty void of darkness interesting, if not utterly terrifying?
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