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#65 - Already tried it, didn't work  [+] (3 new replies) 08/26/2013 on Some Tips +1
User avatar #68 - AccountwasWiped (08/26/2013) [-]
Really?
Its been working for me all week in New York. Maybe its coincidence.
User avatar #81 - plutoo (08/26/2013) [-]
Maybe it works on "x" types of elevators. At my old School there was a 5 floor Elevator and no matter what buttons I held in or anything it didn't ignore each floor's command
User avatar #141 - dross (08/26/2013) [-]
The one's I've got it to work was by holing the floor button, AND the close door button, keeping both held til the elevator moves. Could just be certain models.
#26 - I have no idea why but when the black guy had his scene I read… 08/26/2013 on Stay Out of My Territory 0
#12 - That's not it at all, it's Man of Steel 2. It's a Superman mov… 08/24/2013 on "I'm batman" -Ben +1
#11 - Yeah Ryan Reynolds was Green Lantern, aren't they casting him …  [+] (10 new replies) 08/24/2013 on "I'm batman" -Ben 0
User avatar #16 - iloveburzum (08/24/2013) [-]
He got offered the deadpool part first, and turned it down to do green lantern. But at that point the script and stuff for deadpool was an utter mess, and had much less interest.
Now deadpool is a lot more famous, and presumably popular (possibly to do with the game that came out, etc etc)
User avatar #24 - AbsentMinded (08/24/2013) [-]
Didn't he kinda do a little bit of deadpool in wolverine?
Plus we're all forgetting about Chris Evans' Human Torch and Cap.
User avatar #25 - iloveburzum (08/24/2013) [-]
Yeah, a little bit. Wasn't great though. Especially the weapon x stitched up mouth and laser beams stuff.
User avatar #26 - AbsentMinded (08/24/2013) [-]
I don't really think I could accept Reynolds as deadpool.
User avatar #27 - iloveburzum (08/24/2013) [-]
Really? I feel different! Reynolds is a fairly wacky good guy, with jokes and shit. I think of him in the third blade movie as a good example. Making weird jokes and shit. Feels really appropriate for deadpool.
Just gotta give him really fucked up skin and it'd be fine.
User avatar #29 - AbsentMinded (08/24/2013) [-]
The skin and the costume is the reason I think that they could just use another actor, I'm probably wrong but It seems like they where sort of obliged to use Reynolds because they used him as Wade in wolverine.
User avatar #31 - iloveburzum (08/24/2013) [-]
Possibly, but obviously they chose him in that film for a reason too. He didn't do badly in it either.

I suppose they could well use a different actor, as the deadpool film will not be in the same continuity as the wolverine origins one. They've confirmed that none of that shit happened to their deadpool, which is a relief.
So who would you have playing deadpool? Honestly reynolds is the best actor I can think of off the top of my head.
Tom hardy maybe? Haha!
User avatar #32 - AbsentMinded (08/24/2013) [-]
Nick Cage as Deadpool. Ha, Fuck that.

I'd have to think about that, I gotta go to work now anyway, I'll tell you when I have my actor.
User avatar #33 - iloveburzum (08/24/2013) [-]
Dear god. Enjoy work.
User avatar #13 - atzgee (08/24/2013) [-]
yes they are
#17 - I actually Really like to get to know what the things are that…  [+] (4 new replies) 08/20/2013 on Burning a japanese flag... 0
#25 - leothemonkey (08/20/2013) [-]
It's mercury thiocyanate. The orange powder is aluminum dichromate.
#26 - shloppy (08/20/2013) [-]
#22 - sudoku (08/20/2013) [-]
I think it's Pharoah Paper? Not certain.
User avatar #20 - shadowkingdr (08/20/2013) [-]
it's mercury thiocyanate
#91 - SAD 08/18/2013 on YOLO My Ass 0
#89 - ...so...since it's not a crime...Can I?  [+] (2 new replies) 08/18/2013 on YOLO My Ass 0
#90 - fukkendragonite (08/18/2013) [-]
#91 - plutoo (08/18/2013) [-]
SAD
#61 - These people might  [+] (1 new reply) 08/18/2013 on Can it explode? +2
User avatar #99 - mapleknight (08/18/2013) [-]
he said the galaxy
#120 - did u just 08/18/2013 on oh Miley -2
#119 - I've been in love with Miley since she started on Disney...  [+] (1 new reply) 08/18/2013 on oh Miley -5
#187 - ohokay (08/18/2013) [-]
The hate you're getting makes me despair of the Funnyjunk community
#85 - Your mom  [+] (4 new replies) 08/18/2013 on YOLO My Ass 0
#88 - fukkendragonite (08/18/2013) [-]
User avatar #89 - plutoo (08/18/2013) [-]
...so...since it's not a crime...Can I?
#90 - fukkendragonite (08/18/2013) [-]
#91 - plutoo (08/18/2013) [-]
SAD
#68 - Eða þússt! They could have just come to Iceland at a time o…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/18/2013 on wait a minute... 0
#239 - robotrino (08/18/2013) [-]
Nei gaur hefurðu aldrei verið í íslensku tíma áður
#64 - How do you know more about Iceland than me? I've been living h…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/18/2013 on wait a minute... +2
User avatar #214 - ZoidJesus (08/18/2013) [-]
i used to want to be an archaeologist and read tons of books on the Norse. I kinda fell out of it and am trying to become a programmer. its more of a leisure thing now, instead of a career option
#137 - Amen bro 08/17/2013 on Dad +1
#78 - Well it evolved into beeing my "Twin Sister" who is … 08/16/2013 on Well 0
#6 - did you just 08/16/2013 on Kanye Sleeping -33
#5 - did you just  [+] (2 new replies) 08/16/2013 on Kanye Sleeping -27
User avatar #14 - hottamaleez (08/16/2013) [-]
Kanye shut the fuck up
#15 - mcswoof (08/16/2013) [-]
Yes
#4 - did you just 08/16/2013 on Kanye Sleeping -31
#11 - I think my brain is malfunctioning. I watch Family Guy on a re…  [+] (5 new replies) 08/16/2013 on Classic family guy +4
#32 - tittylovin has deleted their comment.
#18 - mr skeltal (08/16/2013) [-]
co, hog
fuckin moron do you lift fgt 1v1 pussy
User avatar #14 - pathatter (08/16/2013) [-]
Quae-hoeg, foonded bai Griffin Peterson
#13 - mr skeltal (08/16/2013) [-]
Co-Hog
#12 - thescyle (08/16/2013) [-]
its easy, its quahog
#72 - Women in Iceland win all the time. Those ******* … 08/16/2013 on Well -2
#70 - That's actually really ******* accurate. When I s…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/16/2013 on Well +1
User avatar #75 - zomitlu (08/16/2013) [-]
That story seems strangely familiar...
User avatar #78 - plutoo (08/16/2013) [-]
Well it evolved into beeing my "Twin Sister" who is Cameraphobic
#69 - Yet when it comes to take it up the ass. Then it's "too p…  [+] (5 new replies) 08/16/2013 on Well -3
User avatar #131 - ricketyrackety (08/16/2013) [-]
until you're willing to take it up the ass, stfu about women not wanting to.
User avatar #81 - Loppytaffy (08/16/2013) [-]
Well actually I wouldn't mind taking it up the ass; but by all means lead by example.
See, a vagina is able to take a penis, and that's just fine. But the butt doesn't self lubricate or dialate to accomodate one. Nor is there a prostate to reward the pain with pleasure. So there's really nothing to be gained for a woman to do anal.
User avatar #82 - cousin (08/16/2013) [-]
I've met a few women who apparently, prefer anal. Whether is true or not, I am unsure. If they were lying, it was a clever ploy to attempt to bed my friend.
User avatar #98 - Loppytaffy (08/16/2013) [-]
The vagina is not as deep as a penis is long (on average), so vaginal sex can hurt; especially it you hit the cervix- imagine being kicked in the balls from the inside.
And it also leaves room for the woman to touch herself to get some pleasure from it, whereas with coming from the front wouldn't.
#73 - sechsjunk (08/16/2013) [-]
Don't ask, just do the doodoo
#239 - Fine I will contriboot! Back when I was acting >.> 08/16/2013 on Captioning FJrs 0
#29 - Joffrey King IRL 08/16/2013 on By Azura, by Azura, by Azura! 0
#8 - COCK BLOCK  [+] (1 new reply) 08/16/2013 on Still fits -12
#11 - dissectedtesticle (08/16/2013) [-]
let's widen it up
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#1 - ronkfjoll (11/03/2012) [-]
Is there any chance you can hand a brother some DC'ed items?
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