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#64 - Maybe his dad was going through his stuff to see underaged tit…  [+] (2 replies) 01/08/2014 on Why do you have marijuana? +1
#126 - kwizzer (01/08/2014) [-]
"A blazer is a type of jacket resembling a suit coat cut more casually"

And concerning porn - I prefer having it on my computer with a 20+ character password on my encrypted drive rather than owning physical copies. (well, programs' title and path history might be inconvenient 'cause I didn't actually encrypt my C:/ , but up till now it's been enough)
As for privacy, what pisses me off most is when parents invent a random reason to go into your room and through your stuff...
>I cleaned up your room
>>Er, I've been cleaning up my room myself for the past 10 years...? And I vacuumed it last weekend, so why?

Especially my mum's got that habit and I found out about it when she commented on stuff like "You should really bring the glasses on your table downstairs" 'n claimed she had gone in "To check on some of her documents" afterwards (which were never even located in my room)... and she did that like 4 times a week (at least)... rather weird considering I was a 'model student' 'n barely lied
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#65 - dharkmoswen (01/08/2014) [-]
A jacket of some sort, I believe
#59 - Comment deleted  [+] (4 replies) 12/31/2013 on 20 Fascinating Photos -8
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#157 - holywarstpd (12/31/2013) [-]
Then your son is either an alien, a meteor, or a moon rock.
#114 - kamdonius (12/31/2013) [-]
Dad, go home, you're drunk.
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#64 - anon (12/31/2013) [-]
#263 - Your an idiot and have to get your facts straight. A …  [+] (13 replies) 12/07/2013 on tsk -8
#457 - anon (12/07/2013) [-]
Can't your point be turned on you? I'm sure a whole pride of lions acting that way is more credible than your friend said that a lion was unfriendly.
#288 - inkydot (12/07/2013) [-]
No wild animal is "friendly." No one should assume that.
Also I kind of doubt your friend got off 3 head shots. Cause he was likely pissing himself like any person in that situation would be. And 5 head shots could probably take down a bull elephant. I realize theyre powerful creatures but not too many things can keep going after brain damage.
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#284 - angelusprimus (12/07/2013) [-]
And I know this guy, he went to Africa and wrestled gorillas. He killed three of them with his bare hands. After which he fought his way through thousands of cannibal Pygmies using only his trusty apple peeling knife.

What happened, is that your neighbor went to africa, killed one of the least dangerous and least hard to kill animals on the safari. Who never fucking bother people unless messed with first. And then came home with a big story to sound cooler instead of "I'm an asshole who shoots big kitty cats."
#477 - rabidaardvark (12/07/2013) [-]
As much as I agree that its stupid and cowardly to shoot a lion, or indeed any animal, just for bragging rights, you should never assume a lion is a 'big kitty cat'. They can kill people, and will if the opertunity presents itself (and have). This isnt to say that they would go out of their way to hunt a person, but if they came across a lone man in the middle of the savannah, their first thought is probably 'easy lunch'.
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#509 - angelusprimus (12/07/2013) [-]
Lions like all large scale predators have long now classified human scent as "predator". A starving lone lion would, possibly, go after a lone human, if desperate enough. But a lion will not charge at a moving car. To drive to savannah, you need a large off terrain jeep. In this bullshit story, a lone large lion charged a moving jeep, then they stopped, got out, had time to talk and aim (while lion was charging) and then lion took 5 shots to the head.
With what? BB gun?
This story is about as believable as mine with killing gorillas with bare hands.
#511 - rabidaardvark (12/07/2013) [-]
Oh yeah i wasnt for a minute supporting that guy's BS I was just saying that lions are dangerous and not to be confused with the household kitties we are familiar with.
#448 - badpeace (12/07/2013) [-]
Well we sure as heck didn't use guns! We would wrestle Hunters to the ground with our bare hands! I would get ten, twenty a day, just using my fists!
#274 - benjaminbunny (12/07/2013) [-]
YOU are a fucking idiot.
Have you ever owned cats?

When you get one of those super friendly cats, what's the first thing they do when they see people?
They go up to them and play cute so you'll stroke them.

They are literally just massive cats.
#363 - LordBlackforest (12/07/2013) [-]
A lion's "playing" would be what? jumping on you, swiping at you with a paw the size of your head or just scratching at your feet with 3 inch claws? Its 400lb of killing machine slaming into your chest at 30mph.
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#297 - klaes (12/07/2013) [-]
Not taking his side in this but I think when a cat that big with huge fucking claws is charging you you're not going to wait around and see whether he wants to have cuddletime with you or maul your face off.
#298 - benjaminbunny (12/07/2013) [-]
Well, obviously not, you just get the fuck out of there as fast as you can :L

Or you wing it, get it in the leg or something and put it off.
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#316 - klaes (12/07/2013) [-]
If you can retreat, yes that's probably a good idea.

Just don't get in the leg, seriously. Either kill it or don't shoot it at all because injuring wild animals just fucks them over.
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#272 - pedomegler (12/07/2013) [-]
All i got out of that was "I knew a guy who knew a this one guy who heard about this other guy..." Not dissing you neighbor and calling him a liar but what are you going to believe? A story you heard from a casual or photographic and documented evidence? (not necessarily OP but rather by credited researchers)