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#79 - I fell for it maybe 3 years ago. Said something like "Thi… 09/05/2013 on Origin of 4chan 0
#21 - Wait...Does that mean I am my mom? 09/05/2013 on Chuck Norris 0
#146 - Actually you can just stop the Mobile Network/Date Network ins… 09/04/2013 on Derrr herrrr 0
#18 - HOly **** , I didn't even realize they started mak…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/04/2013 on Funnyjunk meetup 0
User avatar #20 - thorsragnarok (09/04/2013) [-]
DAMN IT STOP CONFIRMING STEREOTYPES!!!!!
#41 - I would love to stand in the doorway so they can't get out, th… 09/04/2013 on (untitled) -1
#8 - Comment deleted 09/03/2013 on Hey FJ, I need some help +1
#5 - Because of aids and **** ...You want Sasha Gray or…  [+] (2 new replies) 09/03/2013 on (untitled) 0
User avatar #6 - analleakage (09/03/2013) [-]
99% sure that was a joke, because women in pornos wear doctor and nurse outfits
User avatar #8 - RaammKousen (09/04/2013) [-]
thank you
#24 - **** bro, if i'd live close by you I would had pi… 09/01/2013 on My day seems pretty alright... 0
#23 - coke in the car seat is just...wow 09/01/2013 on My day seems pretty alright... 0
#115 - Really interesting, I've had a similiar thought myself. If we …  [+] (1 new reply) 08/29/2013 on I'm not saying it was... 0
#116 - xbonezbreaker (08/29/2013) [-]
#95 - I totally agree with you and see your point. However, …  [+] (4 new replies) 08/29/2013 on I'm not saying it was... +2
User avatar #109 - xbonezbreaker (08/29/2013) [-]
I just had a weird idea that might be a good idea for a story or whatever, but what if the Aliens (a) were under threat from another race/ planet (Aliens b) and so they used mankind as a last ditch effort and guided us/ helped us so that they could use our race could rise to become their vengeance/ revenge as they knew they were going to perish

I dunno, just something I thought for no real reason
User avatar #280 - masterspectre (08/30/2013) [-]
That's kinda what the Forerunners did in Halo. They knew they were going to die so the set us up to "reclaim the mantle".
#115 - plutoo (08/29/2013) [-]
Really interesting, I've had a similiar thought myself. If we take the thought of Mass Effect 3 into an example.

If there would be a Citadel in empty space somwhere where the Alien politics take place.

They gave us information and technology to master ourselfs, but made sure to leave powerful stuff out of the picture so we would never get the possibility to leave too far from Earth.

Then they wait until we get desperate and give us gifts of more technology and knowledge. But with that gift we are aware of their existance.

We have all sorts of knowledge and technology and ofcourse as in our nature, We humans always want more.

So they come again with a proposal.
We join their political order and we get more guns and more armor.

But with that gift we have to join their military program.

So, What I want you to do now is look at the picture I attached. Is that race suitible for war against species with similar muscle and strength as us humans?

If the Greys would stand right in front of you, both unarmed, who has a better chance at winning a fight?

So what happens with this all?
We become their Wardogs, we fight their Wars to give them more power so they can give us a small fragment of it.

But all in all I love any theory and ideas but that idea came to my head not too long ago.
#116 - xbonezbreaker (08/29/2013) [-]
#82 - Well, I don't really buy every single detail they mention, but…  [+] (6 new replies) 08/29/2013 on I'm not saying it was... +3
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User avatar #95 - plutoo (08/29/2013) [-]
I totally agree with you and see your point. However,

As you said they do exist, it's literally impossible to deny that about every single planet in this world and only ours is habitable.

But we do not know if there is a different element out there that we don't know about that could possibly hold better Fuel Wasting and lasting longer.

And for all we know if the "Grey's" would have their own planet and we might be the closest planet to them that supports life.

I also know that UFO reports are mostly shit, but there is possibly atleast 1-3 reports that are actually true, we can't say for sure.

There are answers that require explaining but we can't hold the answers

As for how Aliens would look like it's hard for us to say, but maybe there are actually "Immortal" species that do not require to eat or sleep and could possibly live forever (unless killed) maybe they have the time to waste to visit us?

But as you say, I will not belive they visited us untill I witness it myself, but I do love any stories or theories about aliens.

It's only twice better if I can watch it while somebody tells me about it (and not have to read it myself...That's ADHD for you)
User avatar #109 - xbonezbreaker (08/29/2013) [-]
I just had a weird idea that might be a good idea for a story or whatever, but what if the Aliens (a) were under threat from another race/ planet (Aliens b) and so they used mankind as a last ditch effort and guided us/ helped us so that they could use our race could rise to become their vengeance/ revenge as they knew they were going to perish

I dunno, just something I thought for no real reason
User avatar #280 - masterspectre (08/30/2013) [-]
That's kinda what the Forerunners did in Halo. They knew they were going to die so the set us up to "reclaim the mantle".
#115 - plutoo (08/29/2013) [-]
Really interesting, I've had a similiar thought myself. If we take the thought of Mass Effect 3 into an example.

If there would be a Citadel in empty space somwhere where the Alien politics take place.

They gave us information and technology to master ourselfs, but made sure to leave powerful stuff out of the picture so we would never get the possibility to leave too far from Earth.

Then they wait until we get desperate and give us gifts of more technology and knowledge. But with that gift we are aware of their existance.

We have all sorts of knowledge and technology and ofcourse as in our nature, We humans always want more.

So they come again with a proposal.
We join their political order and we get more guns and more armor.

But with that gift we have to join their military program.

So, What I want you to do now is look at the picture I attached. Is that race suitible for war against species with similar muscle and strength as us humans?

If the Greys would stand right in front of you, both unarmed, who has a better chance at winning a fight?

So what happens with this all?
We become their Wardogs, we fight their Wars to give them more power so they can give us a small fragment of it.

But all in all I love any theory and ideas but that idea came to my head not too long ago.
#116 - xbonezbreaker (08/29/2013) [-]
#79 - ...I do...  [+] (8 new replies) 08/29/2013 on I'm not saying it was... +2
#81 - sandwitchman has deleted their comment.
User avatar #82 - plutoo (08/29/2013) [-]
Well, I don't really buy every single detail they mention, but it is pretty much the only show going on the air about Aliens that i'm aware of.

They make interesting points sometimes but sometimes it is horseshit
#84 - sandwitchman has deleted their comment.
User avatar #95 - plutoo (08/29/2013) [-]
I totally agree with you and see your point. However,

As you said they do exist, it's literally impossible to deny that about every single planet in this world and only ours is habitable.

But we do not know if there is a different element out there that we don't know about that could possibly hold better Fuel Wasting and lasting longer.

And for all we know if the "Grey's" would have their own planet and we might be the closest planet to them that supports life.

I also know that UFO reports are mostly shit, but there is possibly atleast 1-3 reports that are actually true, we can't say for sure.

There are answers that require explaining but we can't hold the answers

As for how Aliens would look like it's hard for us to say, but maybe there are actually "Immortal" species that do not require to eat or sleep and could possibly live forever (unless killed) maybe they have the time to waste to visit us?

But as you say, I will not belive they visited us untill I witness it myself, but I do love any stories or theories about aliens.

It's only twice better if I can watch it while somebody tells me about it (and not have to read it myself...That's ADHD for you)
User avatar #109 - xbonezbreaker (08/29/2013) [-]
I just had a weird idea that might be a good idea for a story or whatever, but what if the Aliens (a) were under threat from another race/ planet (Aliens b) and so they used mankind as a last ditch effort and guided us/ helped us so that they could use our race could rise to become their vengeance/ revenge as they knew they were going to perish

I dunno, just something I thought for no real reason
User avatar #280 - masterspectre (08/30/2013) [-]
That's kinda what the Forerunners did in Halo. They knew they were going to die so the set us up to "reclaim the mantle".
#115 - plutoo (08/29/2013) [-]
Really interesting, I've had a similiar thought myself. If we take the thought of Mass Effect 3 into an example.

If there would be a Citadel in empty space somwhere where the Alien politics take place.

They gave us information and technology to master ourselfs, but made sure to leave powerful stuff out of the picture so we would never get the possibility to leave too far from Earth.

Then they wait until we get desperate and give us gifts of more technology and knowledge. But with that gift we are aware of their existance.

We have all sorts of knowledge and technology and ofcourse as in our nature, We humans always want more.

So they come again with a proposal.
We join their political order and we get more guns and more armor.

But with that gift we have to join their military program.

So, What I want you to do now is look at the picture I attached. Is that race suitible for war against species with similar muscle and strength as us humans?

If the Greys would stand right in front of you, both unarmed, who has a better chance at winning a fight?

So what happens with this all?
We become their Wardogs, we fight their Wars to give them more power so they can give us a small fragment of it.

But all in all I love any theory and ideas but that idea came to my head not too long ago.
#116 - xbonezbreaker (08/29/2013) [-]
#22 - Hah! I remember this! It was a top #1 energy drink in…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/29/2013 on Afghan energy drinks 0
User avatar #30 - tarantallegra (08/29/2013) [-]
I was just recalling that
oh my god
#54 - I found 23 and wasted about 3 days just exploring dungeons and… 08/28/2013 on Skyrim 0
#103 - Why are you telling me this? How do I contain all thi… 08/28/2013 on Felix Kjellberg 0
#48 - I'm not really familiar with how "Methane" works, so… 08/28/2013 on Bermuda 0
#19 - It hurts my brain  [+] (2 new replies) 08/28/2013 on Title 0
User avatar #20 - themightyra (08/28/2013) [-]
Well, that's Filthy Frank for you.

You can find him at DizastaMusic and TVFilthyFrank on YouTube.
#22 - themightyra (08/28/2013) [-]
Fuck, I forgot to add this .gif.
#7 - Wow I read this in EpicLoyd's voice from Adam vs Eve 08/28/2013 on Every day. 0
#120 - ...There is?  [+] (1 new reply) 08/28/2013 on Feminism -11
User avatar #123 - deadnannersreturns (08/28/2013) [-]
it's the same thing as there being a difference between rapeplay and actual rape
#144 - ">didn't have many friends because of 9 11" Thats… 08/28/2013 on Worth The Read -1
#65 - Goddamnit I hate that ******* kid so much! It was…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/28/2013 on Annoying Childhood Friend... 0
User avatar #66 - alhiniath (08/28/2013) [-]
childhood friends never wins ;_;
User avatar #83 - weinerdick (08/28/2013) [-]
...I like you
#45 - Would it affect a Human beeing swimming or walking around that part?  [+] (6 new replies) 08/28/2013 on Bermuda 0
User avatar #47 - fpsnoob (08/28/2013) [-]
Well I'd assume it'd be rather hard to swim through a pocket of methane coming out of the ocean. Also it'd smell really bad.
#49 - bblueeightysix (08/28/2013) [-]
natural methane doesn't smell, the smell is added into the product for safety purposes.
#61 - darshian (08/28/2013) [-]
I've been to methane umm...fields (?) in Italy... It sure as hell does stink.
User avatar #67 - fpsnoob (08/28/2013) [-]
Isn't methane also what makes farts smell the way they do?
#68 - darshian (08/28/2013) [-]
According to "Facts on Farts" by Brenna Lorenz, the smell is caused by Hydrogen Sulphide but it's the sulphur that makes the smell.

I also just remembered it was sulphur fields, not methane, that I visited
User avatar #48 - plutoo (08/28/2013) [-]
I'm not really familiar with how "Methane" works, so i'm just wondering if you would decide to swim there would it have the same affect on your body as it did with ships so you would basicly swim to the bottom
#17 - Or just...You know...Open up the Console and type in TCL?  [+] (3 new replies) 08/27/2013 on War never changes -7
User avatar #105 - eiaisqzbsesb (08/27/2013) [-]
But it needs to be lore friendly!
User avatar #18 - morbidbreath (08/27/2013) [-]
psht. pc gamers these days.
User avatar #108 - timmylickens (08/27/2013) [-]
I'm a PC gamer and I only use the console to debug things, not cheat
#81 - Maybe it works on "x" types of elevators. At my old …  [+] (1 new reply) 08/26/2013 on Some Tips +2
User avatar #141 - dross (08/26/2013) [-]
The one's I've got it to work was by holing the floor button, AND the close door button, keeping both held til the elevator moves. Could just be certain models.
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#1 - ronkfjoll (11/03/2012) [-]
Is there any chance you can hand a brother some DC'ed items?
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