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Date Signed Up:10/19/2011
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#251 - oh my God, my cousin had this, and I wanted it so bad. Then on… 01/22/2014 on do you fucking remember this? 0
#124 - This can't be true because airplanes blow up if a phone is bro…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/21/2014 on (untitled) +6
User avatar #129 - Marker (01/21/2014) [-]
yeah, and schools' intercom systems get fucked up no seriously, one of the hall monitors at my school tried to tell me that cell phones fucked up the intercom and announcements......
User avatar #125 - tricher (01/21/2014) [-]
Ummmmm
#77 - Because the way they are made. >Make Hershey Choco… 01/17/2014 on The most wonderful time.... -1
#77 - I just thumbed, does that mean i'm a supporter of the starving… 01/16/2014 on Hero -5
#105 - IMHO I think because of the Viral joke about Gabe and the …  [+] (2 new replies) 01/15/2014 on i fucking dare you to... +3
User avatar #120 - Darianvincent (01/15/2014) [-]
I'm scared of the release or announcement of HL3. If it's anything short of a paragon among gaming people would probably go mad because of how much it's been hyped up, and valve might lose some of it's consumer goodwill they've built up.
User avatar #338 - mitchr (01/15/2014) [-]
Yeah, they've been backed into a hype corner there. They'd have to put their all towards it, and a bit more past that too.
Of course, this is Valve, so they could pull it off... not to mention they wouldn't need a cent in advertisements.
#14 - So, how is this an alien?  [+] (7 new replies) 01/13/2014 on Video Game Facts #01 +92
#44 - deadmansdope (01/13/2014) [-]
Like this.
#34 - adrianoc (01/13/2014) [-]
Hope I made it clearer.
#23 - fjantasjell (01/13/2014) [-]
He said you had to be in a helicopter, not a jetpack. that why you cant see it
#22 - jaevel (01/13/2014) [-]
I think the top part is suposed to be a aliens head seen from the side!
#87 - anonymous (02/08/2014) [-]
**anonymous rolls 53,454**

Sweet picture.
#21 - kyleskool (01/13/2014) [-]
I guess it could be more obvious...
#20 - meinneger (01/13/2014) [-]
Iron man mod?

...woah.
#72 - I had a change of pace while reading this, up until "What… 01/13/2014 on Magic exists 0
#104 - Yeah but a paradox follows up. "Is it cool to bang wh…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/13/2014 on Feelsy 0
#147 - anonymous (01/13/2014) [-]
Why souldn´t it be?
#115 - I thought thinking about how people view you and how your repu…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/12/2014 on Realizing you're an adult 0
User avatar #129 - bodox (01/12/2014) [-]
I strongly believe what I posted and will not delete it out of fear of red thumbs, the unpopular opinion is not always the wrong one.
#93 - I don't know...They always taste so...Dry... 01/09/2014 on He doesn't have a clue 0
#64 - Maybe his dad was going through his stuff to see underaged tit…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/08/2014 on Why do you have marijuana? +1
#126 - kwizzer (01/08/2014) [-]
"A blazer is a type of jacket resembling a suit coat cut more casually"

And concerning porn - I prefer having it on my computer with a 20+ character password on my encrypted drive rather than owning physical copies. (well, programs' title and path history might be inconvenient 'cause I didn't actually encrypt my C:/ , but up till now it's been enough)
As for privacy, what pisses me off most is when parents invent a random reason to go into your room and through your stuff...
>I cleaned up your room
>>Er, I've been cleaning up my room myself for the past 10 years...? And I vacuumed it last weekend, so why?

Especially my mum's got that habit and I found out about it when she commented on stuff like "You should really bring the glasses on your table downstairs" 'n claimed she had gone in "To check on some of her documents" afterwards (which were never even located in my room)... and she did that like 4 times a week (at least)... rather weird considering I was a 'model student' 'n barely lied
User avatar #65 - dharkmoswen (01/08/2014) [-]
A jacket of some sort, I believe
#96 - You know,,,legends say that they can be trained in becoming th… 01/08/2014 on Left4walk2 0
#26 - I KEL U BITCH 01/01/2014 on Not mine, but I love it! 0
#25 - How bout you just suck my ************* dick wuss… 01/01/2014 on Not mine, but I love it! -3
#24 - I feel so honored 01/01/2014 on Not mine, but I love it! 0
#59 - Comment deleted  [+] (4 new replies) 12/31/2013 on 20 Fascinating Photos -8
User avatar #157 - holywarstpd (12/31/2013) [-]
Then your son is either an alien, a meteor, or a moon rock.
#114 - kamdonius (12/31/2013) [-]
Dad, go home, you're drunk.
#92 - defender (12/31/2013) [-]
#64 - anonymous (12/31/2013) [-]
K.
#628 - So you are telling me after all those years G-Mans introductio… 12/28/2013 on Memorable Game Quotes +1
#81 - I just told my gf the dick related one...We're going to family… 12/23/2013 on shetheed -2
#263 - Your an idiot and have to get your facts straight. A …  [+] (13 new replies) 12/07/2013 on tsk -8
#457 - anonymous (12/07/2013) [-]
Can't your point be turned on you? I'm sure a whole pride of lions acting that way is more credible than your friend said that a lion was unfriendly.
#288 - inkydot (12/07/2013) [-]
No wild animal is "friendly." No one should assume that.
Also I kind of doubt your friend got off 3 head shots. Cause he was likely pissing himself like any person in that situation would be. And 5 head shots could probably take down a bull elephant. I realize theyre powerful creatures but not too many things can keep going after brain damage.
#284 - angelusprimus (12/07/2013) [-]
And I know this guy, he went to Africa and wrestled gorillas. He killed three of them with his bare hands. After which he fought his way through thousands of cannibal Pygmies using only his trusty apple peeling knife.

What happened, is that your neighbor went to africa, killed one of the least dangerous and least hard to kill animals on the safari. Who never fucking bother people unless messed with first. And then came home with a big story to sound cooler instead of "I'm an asshole who shoots big kitty cats."
#477 - rabidaardvark (12/07/2013) [-]
As much as I agree that its stupid and cowardly to shoot a lion, or indeed any animal, just for bragging rights, you should never assume a lion is a 'big kitty cat'. They can kill people, and will if the opertunity presents itself (and have). This isnt to say that they would go out of their way to hunt a person, but if they came across a lone man in the middle of the savannah, their first thought is probably 'easy lunch'.
#509 - angelusprimus (12/07/2013) [-]
Lions like all large scale predators have long now classified human scent as "predator". A starving lone lion would, possibly, go after a lone human, if desperate enough. But a lion will not charge at a moving car. To drive to savannah, you need a large off terrain jeep. In this bullshit story, a lone large lion charged a moving jeep, then they stopped, got out, had time to talk and aim (while lion was charging) and then lion took 5 shots to the head.
With what? BB gun?
This story is about as believable as mine with killing gorillas with bare hands.
#511 - rabidaardvark (12/07/2013) [-]
Oh yeah i wasnt for a minute supporting that guy's BS I was just saying that lions are dangerous and not to be confused with the household kitties we are familiar with.
#448 - badpeace (12/07/2013) [-]
Well we sure as heck didn't use guns! We would wrestle Hunters to the ground with our bare hands! I would get ten, twenty a day, just using my fists!
#274 - benjaminbunny (12/07/2013) [-]
YOU are a fucking idiot.
Have you ever owned cats?

When you get one of those super friendly cats, what's the first thing they do when they see people?
They go up to them and play cute so you'll stroke them.

They are literally just massive cats.
#363 - LordBlackforest (12/07/2013) [-]
A lion's "playing" would be what? jumping on you, swiping at you with a paw the size of your head or just scratching at your feet with 3 inch claws? Its 400lb of killing machine slaming into your chest at 30mph.
User avatar #297 - klaes (12/07/2013) [-]
Not taking his side in this but I think when a cat that big with huge fucking claws is charging you you're not going to wait around and see whether he wants to have cuddletime with you or maul your face off.
#298 - benjaminbunny (12/07/2013) [-]
Well, obviously not, you just get the fuck out of there as fast as you can :L

Or you wing it, get it in the leg or something and put it off.
User avatar #316 - klaes (12/07/2013) [-]
If you can retreat, yes that's probably a good idea.

Just don't get in the leg, seriously. Either kill it or don't shoot it at all because injuring wild animals just fucks them over.
User avatar #272 - pedomegler (12/07/2013) [-]
All i got out of that was "I knew a guy who knew a this one guy who heard about this other guy..." Not dissing you neighbor and calling him a liar but what are you going to believe? A story you heard from a casual or photographic and documented evidence? (not necessarily OP but rather by credited researchers)
#107 - GET YOUR **** TOGETHER SON 12/05/2013 on Only the very best of Jaden... 0
#6 - LEAVE VENUS ALONE 12/05/2013 on :eltiT 0
#4 - ...wat 12/04/2013 on Homer 0
#7 - seconded!  [+] (15 new replies) 12/04/2013 on 3DS +9
User avatar #16 - demigodofmadness (12/04/2013) [-]
One time at Toys R' Us I was tripping on ecstasy and I ran around the entire store naked pretending to be the greased up deaf guy.
User avatar #8 - ironsoul (12/04/2013) [-]
Third.
User avatar #17 - demigodofmadness (12/04/2013) [-]
I used to date the daughter of the CEO of Toys R' Us and he took me to court to get a restraining order from him, his daughter and any property he owns. Some BS about how I'm not allowed to date 8 year olds or something.
User avatar #9 - gerno (12/04/2013) [-]
fourth!
User avatar #18 - demigodofmadness (12/04/2013) [-]
One time at Toys R' Us I went to the disney princess section and started jerking off to all the toys.
#10 - stealingbikes (12/04/2013) [-]
He better tell the damn story
User avatar #19 - demigodofmadness (12/04/2013) [-]
It was probably the time I ate a bunch of shrooms and wandered into a Toys R' Us and kicked a small child with downs in the face because I thought he was an alien.
#22 - stealingbikes (12/04/2013) [-]
I like this story best.

Mom's face when...
#13 - gerno (12/04/2013) [-]
oh trust me, ill flip my shit if he dosent. and it better be funny
User avatar #21 - demigodofmadness (12/04/2013) [-]
I told a bunch of stories in reply to everyone else who asked for a story. Hopefully you find one of them funny.
#12 - CHODYTHEBLAKGUY (12/04/2013) [-]
I better read this tory before this night is done or else im gonna hate you forever and ill never be your friend
User avatar #20 - demigodofmadness (12/04/2013) [-]
I found a toy mic out of the box at a Toys R' Us and I started singing the song the Dan Band sings in Old School to several young girls.
#69 - CHODYTHEBLAKGUY (12/08/2013) [-]
i like this backstory
User avatar #67 - geofferypowers (12/05/2013) [-]
Thank you so much for your stories. You have delivered well.
User avatar #24 - gerno (12/04/2013) [-]
thanks for delivering
#206 - Well...Even if the Catch were to be removed from Godmode, why … 12/04/2013 on pick one 0
#26 - you should kill yourself  [+] (1 new reply) 12/04/2013 on Link. +4
#30 - freegzuz (12/04/2013) [-]
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User avatar #1 - ronkfjoll (11/03/2012) [-]
Is there any chance you can hand a brother some DC'ed items?
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