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Date Signed Up:10/19/2011
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#249 - I think our tales outlive the knowledge of any machinery, alth… 02/17/2013 on Iceland 0
#248 - Well some kids just can't behave, weirdly enough we haven't ma… 02/17/2013 on Iceland 0
#247 - Well, we invented the Gryffin...And well, they also say the re… 02/17/2013 on Iceland 0
#246 - Við erum fleiri :D 02/17/2013 on Iceland +1
#26 - Ahh fair enough :)  [+] (2 new replies) 02/16/2013 on Iceland +1
User avatar #31 - mrgusti (02/16/2013) [-]
íslendingar á funnyjunk hahaha alltaf gaman af því
User avatar #246 - plutoo (02/17/2013) [-]
Við erum fleiri :D
#18 - As of the 13 Main Santas, let's see if I remember this corr…  [+] (13 new replies) 02/16/2013 on Iceland +21
User avatar #171 - rokkarokkaali (02/16/2013) [-]
Gáttaþefur can smell anything. But can he smell why kids love the taste of cinnamon toast crunch?
#166 - zaggystirdust (02/16/2013) [-]
adding Iceland to my list of "places to never visit"
#250 - plutoo (02/17/2013) [-]
Trust me...You'll love it...Here...
#55 - droysters (02/16/2013) [-]
Damn Iceland, you scary.
User avatar #251 - plutoo (02/17/2013) [-]
Don't worry, we also have beautiful elves around...Just beware of the gray skinned ones...They tend get you to have sex with them, only to kiss you and have your tongue in their mouth were they bite and ripe out your tongue...In whole...Not just a bite, now i'm no doctor so I have no idea what follows the tongue except the mouth part...But can't be too dangerous...RIght?
#45 - stallwallwriter (02/16/2013) [-]
Your country has freaking awesome legends.
User avatar #247 - plutoo (02/17/2013) [-]
Well, we invented the Gryffin...And well, they also say the reason behind "Icelandic women are the most beautiful in the world" is also the trait the vampires have. The vampires beeing beautiful enough that you can't resist, only to eat you alive in the next alley :D
#35 - gisuar (02/16/2013) [-]
a bunch of weird guys riping apart children and shit but amongst those creatures there is one even they fear it's Stúfur because he's a midget
User avatar #56 - drulludanni (02/16/2013) [-]
he also ate leftovers of pans or something
User avatar #25 - TomasArnar (02/16/2013) [-]
Giljagaur was paranoid of the moon and had a tendency to hide from it.
User avatar #26 - plutoo (02/16/2013) [-]
Ahh fair enough :)
User avatar #31 - mrgusti (02/16/2013) [-]
íslendingar á funnyjunk hahaha alltaf gaman af því
User avatar #246 - plutoo (02/17/2013) [-]
Við erum fleiri :D
#17 - Icelander reporting in! Well it's pretty awesome that…  [+] (18 new replies) 02/16/2013 on Iceland +61
#125 - EdwardNigma (02/16/2013) [-]
#91 - thelonewankerer has deleted their comment.
#75 - buttinspecter (02/16/2013) [-]
So Iceland invented Robot Santa?
User avatar #249 - plutoo (02/17/2013) [-]
I think our tales outlive the knowledge of any machinery, although I think one of the 156/166 were suppose to be a master at crafting armors/crossbows and shit
User avatar #18 - plutoo (02/16/2013) [-]

As of the 13 Main Santas, let's see if I remember this correctly :
Stekkjastaur - Has legs of a Stick and steals Goats
Giljagaur - Sorry I don't remember
Stúfur - Was a midget
Þvörusleikir - Licked dirty spoons
Pottaskefill - Ate leftovers of any pots around each home
Askasleikir - Something similar to the above ^ only with Ash
Hurðaskellir - Slamms doors with alot of noise
Skyrgámur - Skyr is a traditional Icelandic Yoghurt thing of some sort, he eats all 'Skyr' around the house
Bjúgnakrækir - Well, as I said his first Trait was to hook balls, but they changed that into a Meat thief
Gluggagægir - He's a pervert and looks into all windows he can see
Gáttaþefur - Can...Well smell everything I guess
Ketkrókur - Also a meat thief
Kertasníkir - Steals candles

Now, my grandmother told me that before they sticked to the 13 there was some sort of a war thing and they made a Promise or something to be good from now on.

Most Icelanders learn this in high school and also can be found on Local Libraries but i'm not sure if it's on Wikipedia or not.

Hope this sounds interesting :)
User avatar #171 - rokkarokkaali (02/16/2013) [-]
Gáttaþefur can smell anything. But can he smell why kids love the taste of cinnamon toast crunch?
#166 - zaggystirdust (02/16/2013) [-]
adding Iceland to my list of "places to never visit"
#250 - plutoo (02/17/2013) [-]
Trust me...You'll love it...Here...
#55 - droysters (02/16/2013) [-]
Damn Iceland, you scary.
User avatar #251 - plutoo (02/17/2013) [-]
Don't worry, we also have beautiful elves around...Just beware of the gray skinned ones...They tend get you to have sex with them, only to kiss you and have your tongue in their mouth were they bite and ripe out your tongue...In whole...Not just a bite, now i'm no doctor so I have no idea what follows the tongue except the mouth part...But can't be too dangerous...RIght?
#45 - stallwallwriter (02/16/2013) [-]
Your country has freaking awesome legends.
User avatar #247 - plutoo (02/17/2013) [-]
Well, we invented the Gryffin...And well, they also say the reason behind "Icelandic women are the most beautiful in the world" is also the trait the vampires have. The vampires beeing beautiful enough that you can't resist, only to eat you alive in the next alley :D
#35 - gisuar (02/16/2013) [-]
a bunch of weird guys riping apart children and shit but amongst those creatures there is one even they fear it's Stúfur because he's a midget
User avatar #56 - drulludanni (02/16/2013) [-]
he also ate leftovers of pans or something
User avatar #25 - TomasArnar (02/16/2013) [-]
Giljagaur was paranoid of the moon and had a tendency to hide from it.
User avatar #26 - plutoo (02/16/2013) [-]
Ahh fair enough :)
User avatar #31 - mrgusti (02/16/2013) [-]
íslendingar á funnyjunk hahaha alltaf gaman af því
User avatar #246 - plutoo (02/17/2013) [-]
Við erum fleiri :D
#1765 - Holy **** wtf 02/14/2013 on What Your Valentine Said -1
#1763 - **plutoo rolled a random comment #2946365 posted by quincy…  [+] (2 new replies) 02/14/2013 on What Your Valentine Said -1
User avatar #1768 - quincyadam (02/14/2013) [-]
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User avatar #1765 - plutoo (02/14/2013) [-]
Holy shit wtf
#24 - Reposter!  [+] (1 new reply) 02/14/2013 on coin exodia (desc.) -3
#25 - inflatablewalrus (02/14/2013) [-]
not sure if serious
#2545 - Oh God o.o 02/11/2013 on It Lurks Under Your Bed -1
#2541 - **plutoo rolled a random image posted in comment #3082808 a…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/11/2013 on It Lurks Under Your Bed +7
User avatar #2545 - plutoo (02/11/2013) [-]
Oh God o.o
#3 - Holy **** O.o 02/11/2013 on Let's sum up -5
#311 - The one with the slide...Reminded me of the Urban Legend, a fr… 02/05/2013 on Morbid Thoughts 0
#25 - Your mom 02/04/2013 on 4chan +1
#10 - Would still bang 02/03/2013 on Perspective +3
#23 - Ezio Auditori Worm? 02/03/2013 on Scary shit +5
#27 - I think the girl on the left is this one  [+] (1 new reply) 01/29/2013 on Women drivers never change... -11
#43 - lieothelion (01/29/2013) [-]
#3 - I thought the Olsen twins starred in that red head movie  [+] (1 new reply) 01/24/2013 on When hope becomes reality -9
User avatar #25 - myrtille (01/24/2013) [-]
Nope, that's Full House. They replaced one baby with the other when the first one would get tired or hot under the lights.
#27 - that joke is older than internet fag -.-  [+] (5 new replies) 01/23/2013 on OWNED! +5
#28 - anonymous (01/23/2013) [-]
No one cares, fag.
#29 - anonymous (01/23/2013) [-]
I do, ive seen this joke a thousand times. Faggot
User avatar #30 - thewalruss (01/23/2013) [-]
Fags.
#32 - anonymous (01/23/2013) [-]
Takes one to know one. Fag.
#34 - makeitasyougo (01/23/2013) [-]
apparently someone in this conversation is homosexual
#232 - I'm Icelandic and I can honestly say, tipping a Waitress is no…  [+] (4 new replies) 01/23/2013 on Justice is served (with... +1
User avatar #257 - leredspy (01/23/2013) [-]
After reading some more comments it appears they get get paid less than minimum wage, and have to depend on tips. I can understand her problem a bit more now but still, if she's serving 5 tables that's still $25 in an hour.
#284 - locke (01/23/2013) [-]
Minimum rate same for tipped and non-tipped employees: California $8.00
source: http://www.dol.gov/whd/state/tipped.htm#California
#286 - locke (01/23/2013) [-]
the point being, if they're not being payed minimum wage in California regardless of whether they receive tips or not, the restaurant it breaking the law.
#247 - anonymous (01/23/2013) [-]
In japan if you tip, they get RIDICULOUSLY insulted
Its more or less saying " I don't think your work pays you enough to make a living, heres some charity"
#89 - source? 01/23/2013 on Night patrol 0
#53 - I wonder how a sloth meat would taste... 01/20/2013 on Sloths 0
#24 - Where can I get that Lilly game :O? 01/19/2013 on RINdezvous -2
#90 - Wow, there are alot of posts about this game O.o could anyone … 01/19/2013 on Lilly Satou 0

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