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Date Signed Up:10/19/2011
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#101 - My father was a dickhead, he used to beat me up after every li…  [+] (4 new replies) 08/16/2013 on Dad +15
#136 - ffinfinity (08/17/2013) [-]
Dude your just summed up my father exactly. He would beat me and hit me for every small thing I did. One time my parents made me so angry before school that I yelled at my mother and my dad hit me with the belt so hard it felt like I sprained my arm. He still sent me to school.

His exact reasoning is he had a rougher childhood than me as well, I'm bigger than him now and every time he gets in his moods I just tell him to calm down and I brush it off. Never hit him once. I made a promise I'm never going to be a violent man like my father towards my family. Hitting a child for a mistake never solved anything except teaching them to be afraid, you have to make them understand it was a mistake and why not to do it again.
User avatar #137 - plutoo (08/17/2013) [-]
Amen bro
User avatar #114 - karvarausku (08/16/2013) [-]
Don't spoil him too much or he turns into swagety fag.
User avatar #105 - pockyrin (08/16/2013) [-]
Good on you, that's the best way to go about it. Too many people take it out on their kids because they were abused themselves. I also intend to give my kids the best possible future.
#27 - this is surprisingly good... 08/15/2013 on Making Music Using Call of... 0
#29 - ...Even...Dead Lindsay Lohan when time comes?  [+] (1 new reply) 08/15/2013 on All of my yes +3
#63 - anonymous (08/15/2013) [-]
What do you not understand about current??
#32 - Also in Far Cry 2 soon after you meet your First "Compani… 08/14/2013 on not sure if gamez 0
#38 - I live in Iceland and I learned absolutely nothing regarding J… 08/12/2013 on title 0
#836 - inevitable 08/12/2013 on Comment. +1
#34 - I don't trust this game...Does it have jumpscares?  [+] (1 new reply) 08/11/2013 on forget waldo +1
#57 - iphoneguy (08/11/2013) [-]
>turn your volume up and find waldo
>please take note this page should be previewed before showing to young children
Yeah that's legit.
#33 - I don't get it?  [+] (12 new replies) 08/11/2013 on Luck +5
#38 - mizory (08/11/2013) [-]
The Reeses came out without sticking to the wrapper
#40 - anonymous (08/11/2013) [-]
No need to be rude, not everyone is American you autistic little cunt.
User avatar #136 - rockamekishiko (08/11/2013) [-]
i think reeses is sold in other countries too
#55 - anonymous (08/11/2013) [-]
no need to be rude, not everyone is autistic you little cunt
#72 - anonymous (08/11/2013) [-]
no need to be rude, not everyone is a little cunt you little cunt
#50 - anonymous (08/11/2013) [-]
I am american, thought it was 2 wrappers. Then again, I never have Reese's bcs peanut allergies and shit...
User avatar #42 - mizory (08/11/2013) [-]
So you have to be American to understand candy not sticking to the wrapper?
User avatar #51 - luncheonlad (08/11/2013) [-]
We have Recces over here in the UK. As well as Hershey's.
User avatar #48 - mrallex (08/11/2013) [-]
we don't have 'reeses' here so I have no idea what the hell that was
#47 - killerofcows (08/11/2013) [-]
In sweden we have no candy in a wrapper like that
User avatar #45 - oneeyedman (08/11/2013) [-]
I had no idea what it was, so I guess so.
User avatar #46 - thumblovafella (08/11/2013) [-]
Im Australian. It Looked like 2 wrappers to me :s didnt get the joke either
#26 - Correction Travling for some pussy! 08/09/2013 on Traveling like a Boss +2
#131 - Sims is successful alright >.> I will not start… 08/08/2013 on Video Game facts 14 0
#38 - I feel yah...I don't even have a brother  [+] (1 new reply) 08/08/2013 on Dead friend 0
User avatar #39 - sparkyoneonetwo (08/08/2013) [-]
mine are like not having brothers
#148 - ...dafuq o.o 08/08/2013 on FJ community lately -1
#147 - LEAVE Darius Negrophallus ALONE!  [+] (1 new reply) 08/08/2013 on FJ community lately 0
User avatar #148 - plutoo (08/08/2013) [-]
...dafuq o.o
#36 - Yup I too would soo do that!  [+] (3 new replies) 08/08/2013 on Dead friend +1
User avatar #37 - sparkyoneonetwo (08/08/2013) [-]
no only if my brothers weren't ' anit-social brain washed neo nazi Christians and had friends...
User avatar #38 - plutoo (08/08/2013) [-]
I feel yah...I don't even have a brother
User avatar #39 - sparkyoneonetwo (08/08/2013) [-]
mine are like not having brothers
#311 - OP Pin this ************ right here! 08/06/2013 on Elder Scrolls Fact Comp 0
#66 - Content didn't make me laugh or smile. Your comment d… 08/03/2013 on i bet you didnt know +13
#28 - Did nobody think GTA III? 08/03/2013 on I like trains. 0
#87 - Aww I have none 08/03/2013 on Thank You 0
#500 - I'm guessing the Bunker is from Borderlands judging by the pho… 08/03/2013 on Video Game Trivia 7 0
#140 - everyone gives birth to **** , some even twice per day 08/02/2013 on Video Game Trivia 6 +2
#135 - So Batman Arkham Asylum or Arkham City? Vote now.  [+] (4 new replies) 08/02/2013 on Video Game Trivia 6 0
User avatar #177 - fizzor (08/02/2013) [-]
Arkham City.
User avatar #142 - whiplasher (08/02/2013) [-]
I played Arkham Asylum and I'm playing Arkham City. So far, I like Arkham Asylum more. I do enjoy Arkham City, but sometimes feel that I have no idea where I have to go.
#138 - anonymous (08/02/2013) [-]
who gives a shit
User avatar #140 - plutoo (08/02/2013) [-]
everyone gives birth to shit, some even twice per day
#14 - Is there like an Hieroglyphics translator or something?  [+] (3 new replies) 08/02/2013 on Buttocks +5
#81 - necroshiz has deleted their comment.
#20 - christmouth (08/02/2013) [-]
Yes, there is. My history teacher said, that he and a friend exchanged hieroglyphic texts to each other.
#19 - xXDerpOwlXx has deleted their comment.
#145 - I am the Father. The one who has to wake up every half an hour… 07/31/2013 on Different Types of Morning... 0
#5 - I don't get it, what's the difference between the "levyta…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/30/2013 on A New Type Of Elevator: The... 0
#8 - anonymous (07/30/2013) [-]
They said it in the video - much simpler and cheaper to manufacture, can wrap around corners, can take any shape you want, only one unit needed instead of 2 for up/down.
#6 - paradoxpoetic (07/30/2013) [-]
Traditional escalators cannot bend. They must be in a straight line. The "levytator" can curve its path to make it more forgiving in certain environments.
#112 - ...You have a point...Thumb for you sir for opening my mind ab…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/28/2013 on Fap +2
User avatar #113 - texasbarbie (07/28/2013) [-]
And i am still a fucking 18 y.o. virgin...who could tell... You are very welcome plutooooooooo...Have fun fapping...
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#1 - ronkfjoll (11/03/2012) [-]
Is there any chance you can hand a brother some DC'ed items?
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