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|#263 - Your an idiot and have to get your facts straight. A … [+] (13 new replies)||12/07/2013 on tsk||-7|
#457 - anonymous poster (12/07/2013) [-]
Can't your point be turned on you? I'm sure a whole pride of lions acting that way is more credible than your friend said that a lion was unfriendly.
#288 - inkydot (12/07/2013) [-]
No wild animal is "friendly." No one should assume that.
Also I kind of doubt your friend got off 3 head shots. Cause he was likely pissing himself like any person in that situation would be. And 5 head shots could probably take down a bull elephant. I realize theyre powerful creatures but not too many things can keep going after brain damage.
#284 - angelusprimus (12/07/2013) [-]
And I know this guy, he went to Africa and wrestled gorillas. He killed three of them with his bare hands. After which he fought his way through thousands of cannibal Pygmies using only his trusty apple peeling knife.
What happened, is that your neighbor went to africa, killed one of the least dangerous and least hard to kill animals on the safari. Who never fucking bother people unless messed with first. And then came home with a big story to sound cooler instead of "I'm an asshole who shoots big kitty cats."
#477 - rabidaardvark (12/07/2013) [-]
As much as I agree that its stupid and cowardly to shoot a lion, or indeed any animal, just for bragging rights, you should never assume a lion is a 'big kitty cat'. They can kill people, and will if the opertunity presents itself (and have). This isnt to say that they would go out of their way to hunt a person, but if they came across a lone man in the middle of the savannah, their first thought is probably 'easy lunch'.
#509 - angelusprimus (12/07/2013) [-]
Lions like all large scale predators have long now classified human scent as "predator". A starving lone lion would, possibly, go after a lone human, if desperate enough. But a lion will not charge at a moving car. To drive to savannah, you need a large off terrain jeep. In this bullshit story, a lone large lion charged a moving jeep, then they stopped, got out, had time to talk and aim (while lion was charging) and then lion took 5 shots to the head.
With what? BB gun?
This story is about as believable as mine with killing gorillas with bare hands.
#272 - pedomegler (12/07/2013) [-]
All i got out of that was "I knew a guy who knew a this one guy who heard about this other guy..." Not dissing you neighbor and calling him a liar but what are you going to believe? A story you heard from a casual or photographic and documented evidence? (not necessarily OP but rather by credited researchers)
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