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Age: 23
Date Signed Up:10/19/2011
Last Login:7/20/2014
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#1071 - "Goddamn, my balls itch like a ************ &… 05/10/2014 on Answer this shit 0
#84 - Picture 05/03/2014 on The job would have been too... +1
#185 - I'M A BIG BOY >:[ 04/26/2014 on plutooooo 0
#468 - Girl I dated, didn't last very long. We had already had sex…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/19/2014 on Oblivious Single... +2
User avatar #472 - syndromes (04/19/2014) [-]
Hahahahaha your stories crack me up so much I'm amazed you even managed to have sex in the first place.
#467 - Premier of Wanted >Girl I brought with is cold >…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/19/2014 on Oblivious Single... +3
User avatar #468 - plutoo (04/19/2014) [-]

Girl I dated, didn't last very long. We had already had sex, but nothing else.
>My place
>Playing TES Oblivion, AWESOME GAME
>She goes through my burn DVD collection
>Finds porn, plays it
>Look back
>Back to playing
>Hear moaning
>She 'bating
>"Wow, he's doing her in the ass, I wish we could try it"
>Smile, Go back to Oblivion
>She orgasms
>I look back
>You can do anything you want
>Smile
>Keep playing Oblivion.
In my defense it was the first time I tried Shivering Isles!!
And yeah i'm an idiot
User avatar #472 - syndromes (04/19/2014) [-]
Hahahahaha your stories crack me up so much I'm amazed you even managed to have sex in the first place.
#86 - Well actually Geir is a name so it could also mean Geir's wartz  [+] (2 new replies) 03/18/2014 on Talk sexy to me baby! 0
#88 - sindrifreyr (03/18/2014) [-]
I always thought they where being poetic bastards and named it after the spice(it sorta looks like a nipple if you think about it hard enough.)
#110 - huffe (03/18/2014) [-]
...and i'll be damned if i don't look hard
#46 - All you've been talking about would make sense...If it weren't… 03/18/2014 on In an alternate universe 0
#247 - Who wouldn't want C? I'd watch Scarlett Johansson take a … 03/10/2014 on Choose One 0
#19 - GODDAMNT ALL THOSE PENGUINS! 03/06/2014 on Oh hey. Greentext. 0
#307 - One day, that poll link will be Rich Ashley 03/05/2014 on I have three unused servers... 0
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#1 - ronkfjoll (11/03/2012) [-]
Is there any chance you can hand a brother some DC'ed items?
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