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#133 - I'm the same height. Worst thing ever is trying to find long s…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/17/2012 on First World Problems +1
User avatar #140 - defeats (12/17/2012) [-]
Yeah, any long sleeved top with the perfect sleeve is too damn baggy...
I know barely any 6 foot+ people who are fat, yet from some of my clothes you'd think I am.
T-shirts I don't have much problem with though, if they are too baggy I'll go for a size smaller, and I'm fairly athletic so my arms look pretty good in a tight fitting shirt.
#11 - Here's a little test taking tip for everyone. If you … 12/14/2012 on See Descripition... 0
#99 - Reminded me of these guys.  [+] (1 new reply) 12/14/2012 on teeth +3
#107 - kagetaka (12/14/2012) [-]
Fucking offspring of Voldemort and a fucking monkey on fucking heroine
#96 - What a comeback! 12/13/2012 on Give her some space +1
#49 - I did manage to snap a few pictures with the staff while at RT… 12/11/2012 on Best job ever. +11
#337 - Wow... we're stupid. lmao 12/10/2012 on Betrayed by his right hand... 0
#334 - No part of my comment was bragging. Perhaps you read it incorrectly...  [+] (2 new replies) 12/10/2012 on Betrayed by his right hand... 0
User avatar #336 - Seventeen (12/10/2012) [-]
that's what i said, you went completely the other way with it xD i think you misunderstood my comment!
User avatar #337 - plumphat (12/10/2012) [-]
Wow... we're stupid. lmao
#291 - Yes we may. 12/10/2012 on Betrayed by his right hand... +1
#289 - It sucks that some people are unable to have something that th… 12/10/2012 on Betrayed by his right hand... +1
#272 - My girlfriend only gets in the mood when: 1) I'm play… 12/10/2012 on Betrayed by his right hand... 0
#269 - It's like pushing a reset button, which is terribly awful for …  [+] (2 new replies) 12/10/2012 on Betrayed by his right hand... 0
User avatar #271 - darkspawns (12/10/2012) [-]
Yeah but I know what you're saying with number 7 I'm pretty inexperienced myself my current girlfriend is the only one I've had sex with when I was 18 (I'm 19 now b day was Saturday :D) and I usually don't go more then 15-20 minutes but she still orgasms so it's fine but still working on getting better. It can be really discouraging I've had more then 1 mental cock block before, it's rough especially when she's really in the mood.
User avatar #272 - plumphat (12/10/2012) [-]
My girlfriend only gets in the mood when:

1) I'm playing video games without her
2) She's had between 1 sip and 6 beverages of alcohol (anything past that is just sloppy)
3) After I finish a workout. Come the fuck on, really? I'm dead ass tired and sweaty. Keep you filthy succubus hands away from me.
4) After I've been gone all day.
5) Anytime I have other shit to do (like study for finals)
6) Anytime between midnight and 3am when I have something important the next morning.
#268 - I hate "gamer girls". Not only do they usually suck,… 12/10/2012 on Betrayed by his right hand... +1
#265 - That's rough, buddy.  [+] (4 new replies) 12/10/2012 on Betrayed by his right hand... +2
User avatar #266 - darkspawns (12/10/2012) [-]
Yeah instant boner kill.
User avatar #269 - plumphat (12/10/2012) [-]
It's like pushing a reset button, which is terribly awful for the girl if she's doing something like giving you a blowjob. She doesn't want to be down there anymore than she has to... haha
User avatar #271 - darkspawns (12/10/2012) [-]
Yeah but I know what you're saying with number 7 I'm pretty inexperienced myself my current girlfriend is the only one I've had sex with when I was 18 (I'm 19 now b day was Saturday :D) and I usually don't go more then 15-20 minutes but she still orgasms so it's fine but still working on getting better. It can be really discouraging I've had more then 1 mental cock block before, it's rough especially when she's really in the mood.
User avatar #272 - plumphat (12/10/2012) [-]
My girlfriend only gets in the mood when:

1) I'm playing video games without her
2) She's had between 1 sip and 6 beverages of alcohol (anything past that is just sloppy)
3) After I finish a workout. Come the fuck on, really? I'm dead ass tired and sweaty. Keep you filthy succubus hands away from me.
4) After I've been gone all day.
5) Anytime I have other shit to do (like study for finals)
6) Anytime between midnight and 3am when I have something important the next morning.
#219 - I consider myself alpha. Anything past that is a lie. Just lik… 12/10/2012 on Betrayed by his right hand... +1
#218 - Haha, my bad. I wasn't trying to sound douche-like. Just felt …  [+] (1 new reply) 12/10/2012 on Betrayed by his right hand... 0
#305 - Womens Study Major (12/10/2012) [-]
"I wasn't trying to sound douche-like"

"2) Talking about your sex life on the internet, but with the "intention" of not bragging is equally retarded."
#204 - I waited until I was 22. My current GF is who I lost it to. I …  [+] (4 new replies) 12/10/2012 on Betrayed by his right hand... 0
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User avatar #218 - plumphat (12/10/2012) [-]
Haha, my bad. I wasn't trying to sound douche-like. Just felt it could be necessary info in case someone else is in the same boat
#305 - Womens Study Major (12/10/2012) [-]
"I wasn't trying to sound douche-like"

"2) Talking about your sex life on the internet, but with the "intention" of not bragging is equally retarded."
User avatar #206 - xxpathofpainxx (12/10/2012) [-]
eeeeexactly. She prefers to wait and for me to wait, and loves the fact that I am a virgin still, despite all the temptation that has been bombarded my way (ex's, skanks, 12 year old hoes [which are a thing, I've asked my younger brother and he agrees with that statement], etc.) and personally sex is not the main course of the relationship. if you're just in a relationship for sex then its going to fail when either member is dissatisfied. I prefer to call sex the "side dish" of a healthy relationship.
#198 - I've written things on here before that has hopefully enlighte… 12/10/2012 on Betrayed by his right hand... +6
#195 - Okay... After reading some of the comments, I just want to enl…  [+] (31 new replies) 12/10/2012 on Betrayed by his right hand... +73
#311 - Seventeen (12/10/2012) [-]
way to go the other way with the whole bragging about your sex life, buddy! by the end of that i was starting to feel like you were letting go of some really deep-seated concerns. don't worry, i'm sure your performance is at least average!
User avatar #334 - plumphat (12/10/2012) [-]
No part of my comment was bragging. Perhaps you read it incorrectly...
User avatar #336 - Seventeen (12/10/2012) [-]
that's what i said, you went completely the other way with it xD i think you misunderstood my comment!
User avatar #337 - plumphat (12/10/2012) [-]
Wow... we're stupid. lmao
#288 - garbleflab (12/10/2012) [-]
This summed up everything I had to say about this post in one convenient package. Shall we dance?
#291 - plumphat (12/10/2012) [-]
Yes we may.
#284 - jalthelas (12/10/2012) [-]
I wouldn't be able to talk about my sex life even if I wanted to, being that I haven't begun one. Does anybody know where I can buy a cheap one? I looked all over the AH, and even asked in trade chat. Nobody is willing to sell theirs.
#283 - hadzz (12/10/2012) [-]
How do you feel about the 'forever alone' people that complain out never having sex?
User avatar #285 - hadzz (12/10/2012) [-]
*about
User avatar #289 - plumphat (12/10/2012) [-]
It sucks that some people are unable to have something that they really, really want.
For a lot of people that are virgins, they want sex, but are unable to get it...
For the most part, it is their own fault. Whether it be from standards that were set too high, not understanding how to flirt/pick up girls, or other reasons, they are still able to FIX it and get laid if they really wanted to.
Now there is a lot of shitty advice out there, so these people are usually just lost and don't know who to listen to, or quite frankly, how the fuck to get a girl in bed with them.
To be honest, all you have to do is try. Just fucking try. Persistence. Try and fail, but every time you will learn another way NOT to score with a chick. Eventually you will figure out how it works.

So basically what pissed me off is when guys (mainly) complain about the fucking friend zone. Honestly, grow the fuck up. You have the tools to fix your damn problem, stop trying to get spoon-fed vagina and go earn it like a fucking man.
#270 - eyeblowbarrs (12/10/2012) [-]
worth the read
User avatar #264 - darkspawns (12/10/2012) [-]
Speaking of dogs during sex I was having sex with my girlfriend and her fucking dog licked my ass not the cheek either the my actual ass hole -_-
User avatar #265 - plumphat (12/10/2012) [-]
That's rough, buddy.
User avatar #266 - darkspawns (12/10/2012) [-]
Yeah instant boner kill.
User avatar #269 - plumphat (12/10/2012) [-]
It's like pushing a reset button, which is terribly awful for the girl if she's doing something like giving you a blowjob. She doesn't want to be down there anymore than she has to... haha
User avatar #271 - darkspawns (12/10/2012) [-]
Yeah but I know what you're saying with number 7 I'm pretty inexperienced myself my current girlfriend is the only one I've had sex with when I was 18 (I'm 19 now b day was Saturday :D) and I usually don't go more then 15-20 minutes but she still orgasms so it's fine but still working on getting better. It can be really discouraging I've had more then 1 mental cock block before, it's rough especially when she's really in the mood.
User avatar #272 - plumphat (12/10/2012) [-]
My girlfriend only gets in the mood when:

1) I'm playing video games without her
2) She's had between 1 sip and 6 beverages of alcohol (anything past that is just sloppy)
3) After I finish a workout. Come the fuck on, really? I'm dead ass tired and sweaty. Keep you filthy succubus hands away from me.
4) After I've been gone all day.
5) Anytime I have other shit to do (like study for finals)
6) Anytime between midnight and 3am when I have something important the next morning.
#244 - Womens Study Major (12/10/2012) [-]
This is a philosophy that should be consider in most "bragging" cases. Like the yesterday I was in the comment section of a humon post about girls in the UK having higher voices. I twitched a little at the failed subtle bragging of a girl being a "gamer girl". She said she didn't think she have a high voice because she was a "tomboy" and "gamer girl" (I play games myself, but who the fuck refers to themselves as A GAMER GIRL).
It's like you said, you mention the funny, interesting, relevant info, but why say something like that? Just taking away the "girl" part would've done a difference, though it's still pretty messy cause I don't see how being a gamer affects your voice.
I don't really believe in the term Gamer Girl or whatever. Cause if you're a gamer, that's it. You don't need to verify gender, that's just making the diffrence bigger when there really is none.

Sorry I don't know why it bothers me so much I think it's just cause I don't like people widening the gender sterotype cleft. It's the same when Im playing LoL, or whatever the game(There's ragers errywhere), and someone insults someone like "Imma cut off your pea sized dick", and they reply with a "hehehee, but you can't cause Im a girl ;)".
Ugh.. It's a insult made in a fit of rage, it's not like they're actually going to do so why bother? And if they do come to yor house to do that SUPRISE MOFO SUPRISE!
User avatar #268 - plumphat (12/10/2012) [-]
I hate "gamer girls". Not only do they usually suck, but they're also shitty to listen to for the exact reasons you explained.

I do, however, enjoy playing with girls that can just playing the fucking game like a normal person.
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#210 - SemiAnon (12/10/2012) [-]
I do like how your stance on this is "everyone who lasts longer than I did is a liar."
User avatar #219 - plumphat (12/10/2012) [-]
I consider myself alpha. Anything past that is a lie. Just like cake and intelligent Justin Beiber fans.
#207 - bearpirate (12/10/2012) [-]
The first three times I had sex consisted of me entering my gf at the time for about two seconds and then pulling right back out to cum.

BETA AS FUCK YO!
#202 - xxpathofpainxx (12/10/2012) [-]
I approve of this post. Shows how everyone can not be a douche in today's society (which seems inevitable). Also the story was funny too.

However I do not have a story to share because I'm a virgin, and my gf is too, we're both planning to wait until the right time to have it. Like marriage. Or past 6 months into the relationship. Go figure.
User avatar #204 - plumphat (12/10/2012) [-]
I waited until I was 22. My current GF is who I lost it to. I received a LOT of offers since I was about 17 or so... It was very hard waiting that long, but I'm glad I did. Some people are vigrins by choice. Most females in my experience (at least not the shitty ones, since I tend to date more intelligent people) actually loved the fact that I was a virgin... Obviously you have a gf now so you don't need to worry about it. But to everyone else, don't be afraid to tell people that shit! Don't lie about having sex. Because if you're a virgin then have sex, and suck. She won't care as much. If you LIE... then she'll think you just suck in general.
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User avatar #218 - plumphat (12/10/2012) [-]
Haha, my bad. I wasn't trying to sound douche-like. Just felt it could be necessary info in case someone else is in the same boat
#305 - Womens Study Major (12/10/2012) [-]
"I wasn't trying to sound douche-like"

"2) Talking about your sex life on the internet, but with the "intention" of not bragging is equally retarded."
User avatar #206 - xxpathofpainxx (12/10/2012) [-]
eeeeexactly. She prefers to wait and for me to wait, and loves the fact that I am a virgin still, despite all the temptation that has been bombarded my way (ex's, skanks, 12 year old hoes [which are a thing, I've asked my younger brother and he agrees with that statement], etc.) and personally sex is not the main course of the relationship. if you're just in a relationship for sex then its going to fail when either member is dissatisfied. I prefer to call sex the "side dish" of a healthy relationship.
#197 - bostpost (12/10/2012) [-]
this is you trying to dig a hole in the fabric of funnyjunk's idiocy. Good intentions though.
User avatar #198 - plumphat (12/10/2012) [-]
I've written things on here before that has hopefully enlightened some people.

I don't intent on changing every user's mind on certain things. Let's face it, most people on this site are kids and/or idiots. But maybe someone will see it and think, "oh yeah, maybe I should stop acting like that. This guy seems to know what he's talking about"
#15 - Where are you going to dental school? I'm currently in the gru… 12/05/2012 on dentists 0
#19 - When I was a kid, a friend, my brother, and I were kicking aro…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/04/2012 on Getting into the Christmas... +30
#28 - DrollHumor (12/04/2012) [-]
That's like my fear of tripping while brushing my teeth.
#36 - Even after they photoshop, they still have a hover hand... 12/04/2012 on Born to be alone 0
#8 - I have Millie's autograph on the back of my phone case. 12/03/2012 on Disneyland!! +2
#18 - Picture 11/30/2012 on STAHP +11
#37 - I'm getting a hedgehog tomorrow for my birthday. It's… 11/26/2012 on D'aawwwww +8
#156 - You can tell the person was distracted by the boobs when they … 11/18/2012 on Getting comfy +2
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