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|#232 - Well, I'm listening to this right now http://www.newgrounds . …||11/05/2012 on Birthday||0|
|#226 - Wait, a foursome....As long as OP stays away, I don't mind...||11/05/2012 on Birthday||0|
|#224 - **pluckytech rolled a random image posted in comment #27 at… [+] (1 new reply)||11/05/2012 on Birthday||0|
|#229 - I dunno, but I love that show! Wish I had some Good News reac… [+] (1 new reply)||11/05/2012 on Certain Substances Affect...||0|
|#68 - I had so much trouble with that fight.....I had completely for…||11/04/2012 on D'awww||0|
|#417 - Thanks! If you rub his belly, his eyes go cross eyed and the …||11/04/2012 on Death of Nyan Cat||0|
|#409 - Awwww, I'm so sorry to hear that. I recently got my first dog… [+] (2 new replies)||11/04/2012 on Death of Nyan Cat||+2|
|#365 - I know...I feel like I have giant mutant butterflys trying to … [+] (1 new reply)||11/04/2012 on Man The Harpoons||0|
|#360 - Also this..... [+] (3 new replies)||11/04/2012 on Man The Harpoons||+8|
|#358 - Well, she isn't, but I linked her to here without thinking..... [+] (4 new replies)||11/04/2012 on Man The Harpoons||+1|
|#349 - Well done thumbblocked! I said I would delivar! [+] (7 new replies)||11/04/2012 on Man The Harpoons||+7|
|#330 - Guise, I am talking to my crush on facebook. Dubs tell me wha… [+] (24 new replies)||11/04/2012 on Man The Harpoons||+3|
#348 - Womens Study Major (11/04/2012) [-]
**anonymous rolls 38** (insert females name here), i have to be honest with you. I have loved you since i first saw you. Your masculine face, and your manly chest have given me an erection that only our savior (Lucifer) can satisfy. I will be at your front door in 20 minutes. Ready your anus.
#338 - sexypotato (11/04/2012) [-]
**sexypotato rolls 80** When I was 13, I tied up this girl that was 12 with a jumprope, then beat the fuck out of her.
By the time I was done, her lip was split, her wrists were bleeding from the rope cuttin into them, one of her eyes was swollen shut, she was missing two teeth, her small tits will entirely black and blue, her pussy was bleeding, and I’m fairly sure that several bones in her feet were broken.
When I let her down, she crumpled on the floor and went into a fetal position and just hugged her legs to her chest and sobbed quietly.
I suddenly got very aroused seeing that, so I pulled out my dick (I has actally hit puberty 12, and was hairy, balls dropped and everything functioning) and started jerking off quietly. Eventually, I started to breathe harder, and she noticed what I was doing, and she just looked at me with this look of absolute horror on her face.
It was at that moment that I climaxed and sprayed probably my biggest load of cum ever all over face and chest.
Then, I picked up her torn shirt from the ground, wiped off my dick and tossed it to her.
I told her to clean herself up and that if she ever told anyone, I would go to her house and kill her while she slept, and that if anyone asked who hurt her, she should say a bunch of highschool kids did it.
When I think back on it, I think she was the first girl I ever loved.
...god I’m fucked up.
|#106 - It didn't change when I enlarged it.....halp me.||10/23/2012 on Fuck authority!||0|
|#106 - God dammit, that cat! I need to know what the original picture… [+] (1 new reply)||10/23/2012 on Uh oh!||+1|
|#199 - **** , forgot to log in. [+] (1 new reply)||10/21/2012 on >be 0||0|
|#123 - Revelant?||09/30/2012 on Dat ass!||+1|
|#23 - Oh yeah, I saw that as well, m dog was chewing on it before. …||09/26/2012 on youtube comments||+1|
|#414 - **pluckytech rolled a random image posted in comment #92 at…||09/26/2012 on Back in the Day||0|
|#334 - Is that JahnTrahn?||09/23/2012 on Can't wait to try this.||0|
|#196 - I SAID I WAS SORRY, OK???? I WANT TO FORGET, BUT THE NIGHTMARE…||09/20/2012 on Anime MOT Posters||0|
|#192 - This......this one time I sprayed my deoderant without shaking… [+] (2 new replies)||09/20/2012 on Anime MOT Posters||+2|
|#234 - What the hell happened to spiderman thread!||09/18/2012 on Troll Brain||0|
|#500 - God dammit Chris!! What did he do this time!! [+] (1 new reply)||09/18/2012 on lulz||+2|
|#280 - Are you guys retarded? It's obviously Call of Duty 4. [+] (2 new replies)||09/17/2012 on Games are becoming too...||+3|
|#53 - Holy **** , I remember those! They were called rob…||09/13/2012 on Make it Rain||+1|