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#62 - Funny, that's the exact same story for how my username came to be. 11/20/2012 on huehuehuehuehue 0
#66 - Wait, isn't that an alleyway in Melbourne? Or am I just gettin… 11/16/2012 on 50% n'awww, 50% wat. 0
#26 - What game is that? Anything that involves bellyrubbing is good…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/15/2012 on Catnip 0
#28 - wisebox has deleted their comment.
#328 - Holy. **** . You rolled my comment. I've never f… 11/13/2012 on Piece of cake +4
#70 - Phanact, you say? 11/12/2012 on Nickelback 0
#320 - Well, your mother's gone, so anything she said doesn't mean ja… 11/12/2012 on boner 0
#317 - "Passed" is the pussy way of saying it. He was ripp…  [+] (2 new replies) 11/12/2012 on boner 0
User avatar #318 - ianbingo (11/12/2012) [-]
My mother always said, if you have problems, just walk away. I can tell that you have some problems right now. Maybe you should walk away, count to ten or perhaps have a glass of water?

I'm Ian Bingo.
#320 - pluckytech (11/12/2012) [-]
Well, your mother's gone, so anything she said doesn't mean jack shit! And why don't YOU walk away while you still have your genitals attached to your body, hmm? HMMMM??
#315 - Oh yes, a likely story. Now what of your brother, Ray? Do you…  [+] (4 new replies) 11/12/2012 on boner 0
User avatar #316 - ianbingo (11/12/2012) [-]
He had passed, and so did his son. They too will live on in our hearts.

I'm Ian Bingo.
#317 - pluckytech (11/12/2012) [-]
"Passed" is the pussy way of saying it. He was ripped to shreds by the massive hoard of FunnyJunk, and he deserved it all! Our great leader gave him a second chance, and he repeated his mistakes! And yet you still go by the name Bingo??
User avatar #318 - ianbingo (11/12/2012) [-]
My mother always said, if you have problems, just walk away. I can tell that you have some problems right now. Maybe you should walk away, count to ten or perhaps have a glass of water?

I'm Ian Bingo.
#320 - pluckytech (11/12/2012) [-]
Well, your mother's gone, so anything she said doesn't mean jack shit! And why don't YOU walk away while you still have your genitals attached to your body, hmm? HMMMM??
#312 - She died, did she? I'm sorry to hear your slut of a mother sho…  [+] (6 new replies) 11/12/2012 on boner 0
User avatar #314 - ianbingo (11/12/2012) [-]
You're mislead, my mother was loyal to one man and also died due to leukemia. She will live on in our hearts.

I'm Ian Bingo.
#315 - pluckytech (11/12/2012) [-]
Oh yes, a likely story. Now what of your brother, Ray? Do you know what happened to hm when he shoved his ugly, deformed, Bingo face in these parts?!
User avatar #316 - ianbingo (11/12/2012) [-]
He had passed, and so did his son. They too will live on in our hearts.

I'm Ian Bingo.
#317 - pluckytech (11/12/2012) [-]
"Passed" is the pussy way of saying it. He was ripped to shreds by the massive hoard of FunnyJunk, and he deserved it all! Our great leader gave him a second chance, and he repeated his mistakes! And yet you still go by the name Bingo??
User avatar #318 - ianbingo (11/12/2012) [-]
My mother always said, if you have problems, just walk away. I can tell that you have some problems right now. Maybe you should walk away, count to ten or perhaps have a glass of water?

I'm Ian Bingo.
#320 - pluckytech (11/12/2012) [-]
Well, your mother's gone, so anything she said doesn't mean jack shit! And why don't YOU walk away while you still have your genitals attached to your body, hmm? HMMMM??
#310 - Step brothers, you say? Was your mother a bitch who got divou…  [+] (8 new replies) 11/12/2012 on boner 0
User avatar #311 - ianbingo (11/12/2012) [-]
I don't believe those were deserved nicknames, however my mother passed recently and my father was forced to remarry.

I'm Ian Bingo.
#312 - pluckytech (11/12/2012) [-]
She died, did she? I'm sorry to hear your slut of a mother shoved one too many dicks in her ass one morning. Yeah, I know she cheated on your dad, what of it??
User avatar #314 - ianbingo (11/12/2012) [-]
You're mislead, my mother was loyal to one man and also died due to leukemia. She will live on in our hearts.

I'm Ian Bingo.
#315 - pluckytech (11/12/2012) [-]
Oh yes, a likely story. Now what of your brother, Ray? Do you know what happened to hm when he shoved his ugly, deformed, Bingo face in these parts?!
User avatar #316 - ianbingo (11/12/2012) [-]
He had passed, and so did his son. They too will live on in our hearts.

I'm Ian Bingo.
#317 - pluckytech (11/12/2012) [-]
"Passed" is the pussy way of saying it. He was ripped to shreds by the massive hoard of FunnyJunk, and he deserved it all! Our great leader gave him a second chance, and he repeated his mistakes! And yet you still go by the name Bingo??
User avatar #318 - ianbingo (11/12/2012) [-]
My mother always said, if you have problems, just walk away. I can tell that you have some problems right now. Maybe you should walk away, count to ten or perhaps have a glass of water?

I'm Ian Bingo.
#320 - pluckytech (11/12/2012) [-]
Well, your mother's gone, so anything she said doesn't mean jack shit! And why don't YOU walk away while you still have your genitals attached to your body, hmm? HMMMM??
#308 - Say, Ian Bingo, didn't you have a brother named....what was it…  [+] (10 new replies) 11/12/2012 on boner 0
User avatar #309 - ianbingo (11/12/2012) [-]
He's my step brother! But it's not about blood relations is it?

I'm Ian Bingo.
#310 - pluckytech (11/12/2012) [-]
Step brothers, you say? Was your mother a bitch who got divourced, or just a whore? Which was it, Ian Bingo?
User avatar #311 - ianbingo (11/12/2012) [-]
I don't believe those were deserved nicknames, however my mother passed recently and my father was forced to remarry.

I'm Ian Bingo.
#312 - pluckytech (11/12/2012) [-]
She died, did she? I'm sorry to hear your slut of a mother shoved one too many dicks in her ass one morning. Yeah, I know she cheated on your dad, what of it??
User avatar #314 - ianbingo (11/12/2012) [-]
You're mislead, my mother was loyal to one man and also died due to leukemia. She will live on in our hearts.

I'm Ian Bingo.
#315 - pluckytech (11/12/2012) [-]
Oh yes, a likely story. Now what of your brother, Ray? Do you know what happened to hm when he shoved his ugly, deformed, Bingo face in these parts?!
User avatar #316 - ianbingo (11/12/2012) [-]
He had passed, and so did his son. They too will live on in our hearts.

I'm Ian Bingo.
#317 - pluckytech (11/12/2012) [-]
"Passed" is the pussy way of saying it. He was ripped to shreds by the massive hoard of FunnyJunk, and he deserved it all! Our great leader gave him a second chance, and he repeated his mistakes! And yet you still go by the name Bingo??
User avatar #318 - ianbingo (11/12/2012) [-]
My mother always said, if you have problems, just walk away. I can tell that you have some problems right now. Maybe you should walk away, count to ten or perhaps have a glass of water?

I'm Ian Bingo.
#320 - pluckytech (11/12/2012) [-]
Well, your mother's gone, so anything she said doesn't mean jack shit! And why don't YOU walk away while you still have your genitals attached to your body, hmm? HMMMM??
#306 - What brings you to funnyjunk, Ian?  [+] (1 new reply) 11/12/2012 on boner 0
User avatar #307 - ianbingo (11/12/2012) [-]
Becoming a happy individual!

I'm Ian Bingo.
#39 - My dog does this, especially when it's time to go to bed. He … 11/11/2012 on I'm just gonna sit...... 0
#57 - You make a good arguement, but the real question is. do u …  [+] (2 new replies) 11/11/2012 on we have rules 0
#59 - arguement (11/18/2012) [-]
*argument
#58 - spartusee (11/11/2012) [-]
Bring it on, I have been through 11 world wars and know what the fuck I am doing, bring it on you little bitch get that dick out of your ear and listen up, i can be anywhere, within minutes using my hyper jet secret technology. the only thing you can do within minutes is fap your little dick off, bitch,
#55 - Yeah, well with skills like this you have no chance of defeating me!!  [+] (4 new replies) 11/11/2012 on we have rules 0
#56 - spartusee (11/11/2012) [-]
I don’t give a fuck who you are or where you live. You can count on me to be there to bring your fucking life to a hellish end. I’ll put you in so much fucking pain that it’ll make Jesus being nailed to a cross in the desert look like a fucking back massage on a tropical island. I don’t give a fuck how many reps you have or how tough you are IRL, how well you can fight, or how many fucking guns you own to protect yourself. I’ll fucking show up at your house when you aren’t home. I’ll turn all the lights on in your house, leave all the water running, open your fridge door and not close it, and turn your gas stove burners on and let them waste gas. You’re going to start stressing the fuck out, your blood pressure will triple, and you’ll have a fucking heart attack. You’ll go to the hospital for a heart operation, and the last thing you’ll see when you’re being put under in the operating room is me hovering above you, dressed like a doctor. When you wake up after being operated on, wondering what ticking time bomb is in your chest waiting to go off. You’ll recover fully from your heart surgery. And when you walk out the front door of the hospital to go home I’ll run you over with my fucking car out of no where and kill you. I just want you to know how easily I could fucking destroy your pathetic excuse of a life, but how I’d rather go to a great fuckng length to make sure your last remaining days are spent in a living, breathing fucking hell. It’s too late to save yourself, but don’t bother committing suicide either… I’ll fucking resuscitate you and kill you again myself you bitch-faced phaggot. Welcome to hell, population: you
#57 - pluckytech (11/11/2012) [-]
You make a good arguement, but the real question is.
do u evn lift phagot, ill 1v1 you kiddo ur ded m8 i swear on me mums life.
#59 - arguement (11/18/2012) [-]
*argument
#58 - spartusee (11/11/2012) [-]
Bring it on, I have been through 11 world wars and know what the fuck I am doing, bring it on you little bitch get that dick out of your ear and listen up, i can be anywhere, within minutes using my hyper jet secret technology. the only thing you can do within minutes is fap your little dick off, bitch,
#53 - Dat .gif quality. Pic roughly 34% related.  [+] (6 new replies) 11/11/2012 on we have rules 0
#54 - spartusee (11/11/2012) [-]
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo
#55 - pluckytech (11/11/2012) [-]
Yeah, well with skills like this you have no chance of defeating me!!
#56 - spartusee (11/11/2012) [-]
I don’t give a fuck who you are or where you live. You can count on me to be there to bring your fucking life to a hellish end. I’ll put you in so much fucking pain that it’ll make Jesus being nailed to a cross in the desert look like a fucking back massage on a tropical island. I don’t give a fuck how many reps you have or how tough you are IRL, how well you can fight, or how many fucking guns you own to protect yourself. I’ll fucking show up at your house when you aren’t home. I’ll turn all the lights on in your house, leave all the water running, open your fridge door and not close it, and turn your gas stove burners on and let them waste gas. You’re going to start stressing the fuck out, your blood pressure will triple, and you’ll have a fucking heart attack. You’ll go to the hospital for a heart operation, and the last thing you’ll see when you’re being put under in the operating room is me hovering above you, dressed like a doctor. When you wake up after being operated on, wondering what ticking time bomb is in your chest waiting to go off. You’ll recover fully from your heart surgery. And when you walk out the front door of the hospital to go home I’ll run you over with my fucking car out of no where and kill you. I just want you to know how easily I could fucking destroy your pathetic excuse of a life, but how I’d rather go to a great fuckng length to make sure your last remaining days are spent in a living, breathing fucking hell. It’s too late to save yourself, but don’t bother committing suicide either… I’ll fucking resuscitate you and kill you again myself you bitch-faced phaggot. Welcome to hell, population: you
#57 - pluckytech (11/11/2012) [-]
You make a good arguement, but the real question is.
do u evn lift phagot, ill 1v1 you kiddo ur ded m8 i swear on me mums life.
#59 - arguement (11/18/2012) [-]
*argument
#58 - spartusee (11/11/2012) [-]
Bring it on, I have been through 11 world wars and know what the fuck I am doing, bring it on you little bitch get that dick out of your ear and listen up, i can be anywhere, within minutes using my hyper jet secret technology. the only thing you can do within minutes is fap your little dick off, bitch,
#51 - WHAT THE **** IS WITH HIS HEAD!!!  [+] (8 new replies) 11/11/2012 on we have rules 0
#52 - spartusee (11/11/2012) [-]
It is a thrall from the powerful witch June, and her assistant honey boo boo.
#53 - pluckytech (11/11/2012) [-]
Dat .gif quality. Pic roughly 34% related.
#54 - spartusee (11/11/2012) [-]
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo
#55 - pluckytech (11/11/2012) [-]
Yeah, well with skills like this you have no chance of defeating me!!
#56 - spartusee (11/11/2012) [-]
I don’t give a fuck who you are or where you live. You can count on me to be there to bring your fucking life to a hellish end. I’ll put you in so much fucking pain that it’ll make Jesus being nailed to a cross in the desert look like a fucking back massage on a tropical island. I don’t give a fuck how many reps you have or how tough you are IRL, how well you can fight, or how many fucking guns you own to protect yourself. I’ll fucking show up at your house when you aren’t home. I’ll turn all the lights on in your house, leave all the water running, open your fridge door and not close it, and turn your gas stove burners on and let them waste gas. You’re going to start stressing the fuck out, your blood pressure will triple, and you’ll have a fucking heart attack. You’ll go to the hospital for a heart operation, and the last thing you’ll see when you’re being put under in the operating room is me hovering above you, dressed like a doctor. When you wake up after being operated on, wondering what ticking time bomb is in your chest waiting to go off. You’ll recover fully from your heart surgery. And when you walk out the front door of the hospital to go home I’ll run you over with my fucking car out of no where and kill you. I just want you to know how easily I could fucking destroy your pathetic excuse of a life, but how I’d rather go to a great fuckng length to make sure your last remaining days are spent in a living, breathing fucking hell. It’s too late to save yourself, but don’t bother committing suicide either… I’ll fucking resuscitate you and kill you again myself you bitch-faced phaggot. Welcome to hell, population: you
#57 - pluckytech (11/11/2012) [-]
You make a good arguement, but the real question is.
do u evn lift phagot, ill 1v1 you kiddo ur ded m8 i swear on me mums life.
#59 - arguement (11/18/2012) [-]
*argument
#58 - spartusee (11/11/2012) [-]
Bring it on, I have been through 11 world wars and know what the fuck I am doing, bring it on you little bitch get that dick out of your ear and listen up, i can be anywhere, within minutes using my hyper jet secret technology. the only thing you can do within minutes is fap your little dick off, bitch,
#49 - Picture  [+] (10 new replies) 11/11/2012 on we have rules 0
#50 - spartusee (11/11/2012) [-]
#51 - pluckytech (11/11/2012) [-]
WHAT THE FUCK IS WITH HIS HEAD!!!
#52 - spartusee (11/11/2012) [-]
It is a thrall from the powerful witch June, and her assistant honey boo boo.
#53 - pluckytech (11/11/2012) [-]
Dat .gif quality. Pic roughly 34% related.
#54 - spartusee (11/11/2012) [-]
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo
#55 - pluckytech (11/11/2012) [-]
Yeah, well with skills like this you have no chance of defeating me!!
#56 - spartusee (11/11/2012) [-]
I don’t give a fuck who you are or where you live. You can count on me to be there to bring your fucking life to a hellish end. I’ll put you in so much fucking pain that it’ll make Jesus being nailed to a cross in the desert look like a fucking back massage on a tropical island. I don’t give a fuck how many reps you have or how tough you are IRL, how well you can fight, or how many fucking guns you own to protect yourself. I’ll fucking show up at your house when you aren’t home. I’ll turn all the lights on in your house, leave all the water running, open your fridge door and not close it, and turn your gas stove burners on and let them waste gas. You’re going to start stressing the fuck out, your blood pressure will triple, and you’ll have a fucking heart attack. You’ll go to the hospital for a heart operation, and the last thing you’ll see when you’re being put under in the operating room is me hovering above you, dressed like a doctor. When you wake up after being operated on, wondering what ticking time bomb is in your chest waiting to go off. You’ll recover fully from your heart surgery. And when you walk out the front door of the hospital to go home I’ll run you over with my fucking car out of no where and kill you. I just want you to know how easily I could fucking destroy your pathetic excuse of a life, but how I’d rather go to a great fuckng length to make sure your last remaining days are spent in a living, breathing fucking hell. It’s too late to save yourself, but don’t bother committing suicide either… I’ll fucking resuscitate you and kill you again myself you bitch-faced phaggot. Welcome to hell, population: you
#57 - pluckytech (11/11/2012) [-]
You make a good arguement, but the real question is.
do u evn lift phagot, ill 1v1 you kiddo ur ded m8 i swear on me mums life.
#59 - arguement (11/18/2012) [-]
*argument
#58 - spartusee (11/11/2012) [-]
Bring it on, I have been through 11 world wars and know what the fuck I am doing, bring it on you little bitch get that dick out of your ear and listen up, i can be anywhere, within minutes using my hyper jet secret technology. the only thing you can do within minutes is fap your little dick off, bitch,
#47 - Correcting your spelling and then insulting you for using BLB …  [+] (12 new replies) 11/11/2012 on we have rules 0
#48 - spartusee (11/11/2012) [-]
#49 - pluckytech (11/11/2012) [-]
#50 - spartusee (11/11/2012) [-]
#51 - pluckytech (11/11/2012) [-]
WHAT THE FUCK IS WITH HIS HEAD!!!
#52 - spartusee (11/11/2012) [-]
It is a thrall from the powerful witch June, and her assistant honey boo boo.
#53 - pluckytech (11/11/2012) [-]
Dat .gif quality. Pic roughly 34% related.
#54 - spartusee (11/11/2012) [-]
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo
#55 - pluckytech (11/11/2012) [-]
Yeah, well with skills like this you have no chance of defeating me!!
#56 - spartusee (11/11/2012) [-]
I don’t give a fuck who you are or where you live. You can count on me to be there to bring your fucking life to a hellish end. I’ll put you in so much fucking pain that it’ll make Jesus being nailed to a cross in the desert look like a fucking back massage on a tropical island. I don’t give a fuck how many reps you have or how tough you are IRL, how well you can fight, or how many fucking guns you own to protect yourself. I’ll fucking show up at your house when you aren’t home. I’ll turn all the lights on in your house, leave all the water running, open your fridge door and not close it, and turn your gas stove burners on and let them waste gas. You’re going to start stressing the fuck out, your blood pressure will triple, and you’ll have a fucking heart attack. You’ll go to the hospital for a heart operation, and the last thing you’ll see when you’re being put under in the operating room is me hovering above you, dressed like a doctor. When you wake up after being operated on, wondering what ticking time bomb is in your chest waiting to go off. You’ll recover fully from your heart surgery. And when you walk out the front door of the hospital to go home I’ll run you over with my fucking car out of no where and kill you. I just want you to know how easily I could fucking destroy your pathetic excuse of a life, but how I’d rather go to a great fuckng length to make sure your last remaining days are spent in a living, breathing fucking hell. It’s too late to save yourself, but don’t bother committing suicide either… I’ll fucking resuscitate you and kill you again myself you bitch-faced phaggot. Welcome to hell, population: you
#57 - pluckytech (11/11/2012) [-]
You make a good arguement, but the real question is.
do u evn lift phagot, ill 1v1 you kiddo ur ded m8 i swear on me mums life.
#59 - arguement (11/18/2012) [-]
*argument
#58 - spartusee (11/11/2012) [-]
Bring it on, I have been through 11 world wars and know what the fuck I am doing, bring it on you little bitch get that dick out of your ear and listen up, i can be anywhere, within minutes using my hyper jet secret technology. the only thing you can do within minutes is fap your little dick off, bitch,
#45 - Calling you a pussy for crying and revealing that I never like…  [+] (14 new replies) 11/09/2012 on we have rules 0
User avatar #46 - spartusee (11/09/2012) [-]
Something remoresfull
#47 - pluckytech (11/11/2012) [-]
Correcting your spelling and then insulting you for using BLB as your avatar.
#48 - spartusee (11/11/2012) [-]
#49 - pluckytech (11/11/2012) [-]
#50 - spartusee (11/11/2012) [-]
#51 - pluckytech (11/11/2012) [-]
WHAT THE FUCK IS WITH HIS HEAD!!!
#52 - spartusee (11/11/2012) [-]
It is a thrall from the powerful witch June, and her assistant honey boo boo.
#53 - pluckytech (11/11/2012) [-]
Dat .gif quality. Pic roughly 34% related.
#54 - spartusee (11/11/2012) [-]
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo
#55 - pluckytech (11/11/2012) [-]
Yeah, well with skills like this you have no chance of defeating me!!
#56 - spartusee (11/11/2012) [-]
I don’t give a fuck who you are or where you live. You can count on me to be there to bring your fucking life to a hellish end. I’ll put you in so much fucking pain that it’ll make Jesus being nailed to a cross in the desert look like a fucking back massage on a tropical island. I don’t give a fuck how many reps you have or how tough you are IRL, how well you can fight, or how many fucking guns you own to protect yourself. I’ll fucking show up at your house when you aren’t home. I’ll turn all the lights on in your house, leave all the water running, open your fridge door and not close it, and turn your gas stove burners on and let them waste gas. You’re going to start stressing the fuck out, your blood pressure will triple, and you’ll have a fucking heart attack. You’ll go to the hospital for a heart operation, and the last thing you’ll see when you’re being put under in the operating room is me hovering above you, dressed like a doctor. When you wake up after being operated on, wondering what ticking time bomb is in your chest waiting to go off. You’ll recover fully from your heart surgery. And when you walk out the front door of the hospital to go home I’ll run you over with my fucking car out of no where and kill you. I just want you to know how easily I could fucking destroy your pathetic excuse of a life, but how I’d rather go to a great fuckng length to make sure your last remaining days are spent in a living, breathing fucking hell. It’s too late to save yourself, but don’t bother committing suicide either… I’ll fucking resuscitate you and kill you again myself you bitch-faced phaggot. Welcome to hell, population: you
#57 - pluckytech (11/11/2012) [-]
You make a good arguement, but the real question is.
do u evn lift phagot, ill 1v1 you kiddo ur ded m8 i swear on me mums life.
#59 - arguement (11/18/2012) [-]
*argument
#58 - spartusee (11/11/2012) [-]
Bring it on, I have been through 11 world wars and know what the fuck I am doing, bring it on you little bitch get that dick out of your ear and listen up, i can be anywhere, within minutes using my hyper jet secret technology. the only thing you can do within minutes is fap your little dick off, bitch,
#33 - Something insulting due to your anon-ness.  [+] (16 new replies) 11/08/2012 on we have rules 0
User avatar #44 - spartusee (11/08/2012) [-]
*Cry*
#45 - pluckytech (11/09/2012) [-]
Calling you a pussy for crying and revealing that I never liked your amazing joke.
User avatar #46 - spartusee (11/09/2012) [-]
Something remoresfull
#47 - pluckytech (11/11/2012) [-]
Correcting your spelling and then insulting you for using BLB as your avatar.
#48 - spartusee (11/11/2012) [-]
#49 - pluckytech (11/11/2012) [-]
#50 - spartusee (11/11/2012) [-]
#51 - pluckytech (11/11/2012) [-]
WHAT THE FUCK IS WITH HIS HEAD!!!
#52 - spartusee (11/11/2012) [-]
It is a thrall from the powerful witch June, and her assistant honey boo boo.
#53 - pluckytech (11/11/2012) [-]
Dat .gif quality. Pic roughly 34% related.
#54 - spartusee (11/11/2012) [-]
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo
#55 - pluckytech (11/11/2012) [-]
Yeah, well with skills like this you have no chance of defeating me!!
#56 - spartusee (11/11/2012) [-]
I don’t give a fuck who you are or where you live. You can count on me to be there to bring your fucking life to a hellish end. I’ll put you in so much fucking pain that it’ll make Jesus being nailed to a cross in the desert look like a fucking back massage on a tropical island. I don’t give a fuck how many reps you have or how tough you are IRL, how well you can fight, or how many fucking guns you own to protect yourself. I’ll fucking show up at your house when you aren’t home. I’ll turn all the lights on in your house, leave all the water running, open your fridge door and not close it, and turn your gas stove burners on and let them waste gas. You’re going to start stressing the fuck out, your blood pressure will triple, and you’ll have a fucking heart attack. You’ll go to the hospital for a heart operation, and the last thing you’ll see when you’re being put under in the operating room is me hovering above you, dressed like a doctor. When you wake up after being operated on, wondering what ticking time bomb is in your chest waiting to go off. You’ll recover fully from your heart surgery. And when you walk out the front door of the hospital to go home I’ll run you over with my fucking car out of no where and kill you. I just want you to know how easily I could fucking destroy your pathetic excuse of a life, but how I’d rather go to a great fuckng length to make sure your last remaining days are spent in a living, breathing fucking hell. It’s too late to save yourself, but don’t bother committing suicide either… I’ll fucking resuscitate you and kill you again myself you bitch-faced phaggot. Welcome to hell, population: you
#57 - pluckytech (11/11/2012) [-]
You make a good arguement, but the real question is.
do u evn lift phagot, ill 1v1 you kiddo ur ded m8 i swear on me mums life.
#59 - arguement (11/18/2012) [-]
*argument
#58 - spartusee (11/11/2012) [-]
Bring it on, I have been through 11 world wars and know what the fuck I am doing, bring it on you little bitch get that dick out of your ear and listen up, i can be anywhere, within minutes using my hyper jet secret technology. the only thing you can do within minutes is fap your little dick off, bitch,
#121 - This is me giving you advice, by the way. 11/08/2012 on It Hurts Because It's True 0
#249 - **pluckytech rolls 2** So, in other words, I'm going to get laid? 11/06/2012 on Poor dogs +1
#248 - **pluckytech rolls 5** Should I stock up on condoms?  [+] (1 new reply) 11/06/2012 on Poor dogs 0
#249 - pluckytech (11/06/2012) [-]
**pluckytech rolls 2** So, in other words, I'm going to get laid?
#299 - Well, everybody seems to be doing it...... Dubs decide my …  [+] (10 new replies) 11/06/2012 on JIHAD! +1
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User avatar #344 - charasmaticjdub (11/06/2012) [-]
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#342 - xxxsonic fanxxx (11/06/2012) [-]
**anonymous rolls 81**
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User avatar #328 - heroicvenom (11/06/2012) [-]
**heroicvenom rolls 93** i don't know bout you, but im stealing your pic for my own nefarious purposes
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User avatar #320 - theBitchOnWheels (11/06/2012) [-]
**theBitchOnWheels rolls 07** oh god i could have fun with this
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**jettripleseven rolls 89** this
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