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#10409 - Kick him in the berries. Not even Schwarzaneggger could with s… 07/06/2012 on Advice - love advice,... +1
#12728 - Buried in Verona, Deez Nuts, In Hearts Wake, Wish for Wings, T… 07/06/2012 on Music - new music, hip hop... 0
#3060 - Honestly don't know. I don't do cardio, I just use my job as a…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/04/2012 on Fitness - muscle and... +2
User avatar #3061 - aussiepixel (07/04/2012) [-]
Hmm, you have given me a lot to think about. Never been on a diet in my life, Thanks bro.
#3058 - run at a pace, so you can go for longer, and therefore burn mo… 07/04/2012 on Fitness - muscle and... 0
#3055 - ...you poor bastard. That sucks, man.  [+] (1 new reply) 07/04/2012 on Fitness - muscle and... +1
User avatar #3141 - alphabethsoop (07/05/2012) [-]
Thanks. I still feel the burn haha.
#3053 - Do both. Bike ride in the morning and run at night or vice versa. 07/04/2012 on Fitness - muscle and... 0
#3052 - Get down to around 10% body fat. That's the only way. have a h…  [+] (4 new replies) 07/04/2012 on Fitness - muscle and... +2
User avatar #3056 - aussiepixel (07/04/2012) [-]
Thanks bro, also I like to enjoy a smoke every now and then (marijuana). But I'm scared to ask this, how will this effect my health in regards to my task?
User avatar #3075 - vwanyama (07/04/2012) [-]
Hard man. You cough up like a mo fo but it does clear after a while. I gave up weed a while back but still smoke cigs. Can't run anymore anyway because a fucked up knee lol.
User avatar #3060 - pleasureabledino (07/04/2012) [-]
Honestly don't know. I don't do cardio, I just use my job as a workout. I work bulk for a retail chain, which means I'm using all the muscles in my body and moving varying amounts of weight. I've dropped the fat and upped the muscle a hell of a lot. The Uni student studying fitness wants to say that as long as you don't get the munchies and fuck up your diet you'll be fine.
User avatar #3061 - aussiepixel (07/04/2012) [-]
Hmm, you have given me a lot to think about. Never been on a diet in my life, Thanks bro.
#9996 - Fairytale love stories don't exist, move on. Be a slut, you're… 07/04/2012 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#9689 - Us dudes are dumber than a bag of hammers when it comes to wom… 07/03/2012 on Advice - love advice,... +1
#89 - Because it is an amazing movie; comparable to Lion King, A Goo… 07/03/2012 on never watch tangled the... +3
#11634 - No problem. I should go to bed; it's almost 3am here....fuck i… 07/02/2012 on Music - new music, hip hop... +2
#11632 - Well, his lawyers and their management company have all said t…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/02/2012 on Music - new music, hip hop... 0
User avatar #11633 - iamnewhere (07/02/2012) [-]
Yeah, i'll stay positive as well.
Thank you for your time, bro.
User avatar #11634 - pleasureabledino (07/02/2012) [-]
No problem. I should go to bed; it's almost 3am here....fuck it, I'mma watch Tangled while I go to sleep; that is a fucking boss as shit movie.
#11630 - From what I've read, old mate came up on stage and got physica…  [+] (4 new replies) 07/02/2012 on Music - new music, hip hop... +1
User avatar #11631 - iamnewhere (07/02/2012) [-]
Well shit..you think he'll be convicted?
I mean, manslaughter sounds a bit harsh. It was a stupid idea to go up there in the first place.
User avatar #11632 - pleasureabledino (07/02/2012) [-]
Well, his lawyers and their management company have all said that the charge is bullshit and that it won't stick. So I'm hopeful, but the law is an unpredictable slut, so who knows.
User avatar #11633 - iamnewhere (07/02/2012) [-]
Yeah, i'll stay positive as well.
Thank you for your time, bro.
User avatar #11634 - pleasureabledino (07/02/2012) [-]
No problem. I should go to bed; it's almost 3am here....fuck it, I'mma watch Tangled while I go to sleep; that is a fucking boss as shit movie.
#26 - Yo! Morayfield/Cabo area for me, but the high class end of it,… 07/02/2012 on Train Etiquette +16
#9080 - Not a problem! If she doesn't have one, ask her anyway. Worst …  [+] (1 new reply) 07/01/2012 on Advice - love advice,... +1
User avatar #9087 - PPD (07/01/2012) [-]
i do find myself getting nervous around people i find attractive, i'm 100% myself around other people and friends, but if it's someone i barely know and cute i get super nervous.. I'll go along with your advice ! thank you so much dude
#9074 - Add her to the bookface. that should be all you need. And if …  [+] (3 new replies) 07/01/2012 on Advice - love advice,... +1
User avatar #9076 - PPD (07/01/2012) [-]
i'll talk to her and see if she has one, i looked already once but i couldn't find her :C thanks for the advice !
User avatar #9080 - pleasureabledino (07/01/2012) [-]
Not a problem! If she doesn't have one, ask her anyway. Worst she says is no. In said situation, smile, and say "Hey, that's cool, maybe some other time." You'll get so many more respect points from her that it's not funny. Guys that freak out over women saying no are bitches. The more casual and easy going you seem, the more comfortable she'll be around you. If you ever get nervous around her, take a few deep breathes. It'll pull more CO2 into your blood stream, acting on your Central Nervous System and calming you down. Just remember that there is a difference between her saying "No." and her saying "I've already got plans."

No = No. Pure and simple.
I've got plans = She genuinely does have plans, but she's open to another day. Or she's trying to let you down easy. One of the two.

Seriously though, just be yourself, and be confident. Oxymoron? Well, maybe, but hey, even the best of us get nervous. Hope it works out for you!
User avatar #9087 - PPD (07/01/2012) [-]
i do find myself getting nervous around people i find attractive, i'm 100% myself around other people and friends, but if it's someone i barely know and cute i get super nervous.. I'll go along with your advice ! thank you so much dude
#131 - Yeah, just getting over a double. Scored bronchitis and some o… 07/01/2012 on Gretel 0
#72 - I'm trying not to laugh too much because my throat is killing …  [+] (2 new replies) 07/01/2012 on Gretel +3
User avatar #98 - ataliania (07/01/2012) [-]
I just recovered from a severely sore throat so I know what that's like. Hope you get better sooner than I did. -_-
User avatar #131 - pleasureabledino (07/01/2012) [-]
Yeah, just getting over a double. Scored bronchitis and some other chest infection. And when you work nights in the middle of winter, on a back dock that's full of dust and dirt and shit, it doesn't do much for your chest or throat. Nor does shifting pallets full of potting mix & cow shit -_- I've been sick for that past fortnight, but same to you!
#25173 - Picture 06/30/2012 on Social Board +1
#2871 - When you punch, pivot on your feet. You'll get more power in y… 06/30/2012 on Fitness - muscle and... +2
#66 - Should of told her to shove it. A) she would of wanted your di… 06/29/2012 on Two pretty stories 0
#65 - Agree'd. And I usually have to clean up after them after they … 06/29/2012 on Two pretty stories 0
#41 - As someone who had family members lose EVERYTHING in the Victo… 06/29/2012 on One does not simply... +5
#10681 - Look up Rise Against, you'll like them if your like Sum41 and …  [+] (1 new reply) 06/29/2012 on Music - new music, hip hop... +1
User avatar #10682 - dublytwo (06/29/2012) [-]
I tried their older stuff but I just can't get into it. The Sufferer and The Witness is as far back as I go with Rise Against.
#8691 - **pleasureabledino rolls 54** Be a man and ask her out in real life. 06/29/2012 on Advice - love advice,... 0
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User avatar #5 - amissingmouse (11/18/2012) [-]
All I'm gonna say is that your name. Is. awesome.
#6 to #5 - pleasureabledino (11/18/2012) [-]
Well, dino's need pleasuring, and, I mean, who am I to say "No" to a 30 foot tall, carnivorous lizard with teeth sharper than Stephen Fry's wit and a temperament as vicious as a panther that just got kicked in his panther-y balls?
User avatar #7 to #6 - amissingmouse (11/18/2012) [-]
True true.

How would that be possible though?
User avatar #9 to #8 - amissingmouse (11/18/2012) [-]
But but, you're so small...
User avatar #4 - gerdinn (09/14/2011) [-]
sup brah. i just rolled you.
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