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#1505 - Amazing? Suave? Handsome? Manly? Charismatic? Hung like a hors…  [+] (4 new replies) 06/13/2012 on Fitness - muscle and... 0
User avatar #1511 - idonthaveapenis (06/13/2012) [-]
All of the above :3
#1539 - pleasureabledino (06/14/2012) [-]
:D!
#1567 - idonthaveapenis (06/14/2012) [-]
muahahahhahah
User avatar #1568 - idonthaveapenis (06/14/2012) [-]
just kidding c:
#3029 - "You know how I feel. I'm not apologising any more. Quite…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/13/2012 on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #3054 - emilylikeschicken (06/13/2012) [-]
Thank you kind gentleman. If all else fails then I will most definitely be taking your route on this.
#19151 - A) blow it out your arse. B) This is a social board. …  [+] (2 new replies) 06/13/2012 on Social Board -3
User avatar #19543 - sharkpat (06/14/2012) [-]
Scum of the Earth, you will never lose your virginity over a social board. You're a douchey douchey douche bag for saying "blow it out your arse." You're not fooling anybody when you claim you're not hunting for pussy. We can know everything about you just from reading the few insightful comments you've left us. You're the reason condoms were invented.
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#19131 - You are absolutely stunning. I mean, seriously gorgeous. I lov…  [+] (4 new replies) 06/13/2012 on Social Board -3
#19147 - samaeldarksiders has deleted their comment.
User avatar #19151 - pleasureabledino (06/13/2012) [-]
A) blow it out your arse.

B) This is a social board. This happens on such a place. So blow it out your arse.

C) I'm the guy that gives out compliments to women without any ulterior motives. Which means your douchebag statement is false. Blow it out your arse.

D) You don't know shit about me, so you're making a completely uneducated statement, which makes you look like an ignorant twat. Blow it out your arse.

E) Why the fuck would I try to get laid over the internet? Just because I pay someone a compliment doesn't mean I want to get my dick wet. It's called not being a jerkoff arsehole. Blow it out your arse.

F) Your mother should have taken a fall down a flight of stairs into a pile of rusty coat hangers when she was pregnant with you. Blow it out your arse.
User avatar #19543 - sharkpat (06/14/2012) [-]
Scum of the Earth, you will never lose your virginity over a social board. You're a douchey douchey douche bag for saying "blow it out your arse." You're not fooling anybody when you claim you're not hunting for pussy. We can know everything about you just from reading the few insightful comments you've left us. You're the reason condoms were invented.
#19152 - samaeldarksiders has deleted their comment.
#61 - Bogan central: Caboolture :/ Heading up the coast though. Mate…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/13/2012 on Meanwhile in Australian Rail 0
#70 - juubi (06/13/2012) [-]
If you put on a Blues Shirt in Caboolture
Your going to have a bad Time
(I Go for Qld)
#2991 - I don't care if you take anything else from me, but take this;… 06/13/2012 on Advice - love advice,... +1
#2990 - Cunt punt. Problem solved. 06/13/2012 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#1448 - Diet, broski. 80% diet, 20% work. Get your diet under control,… 06/13/2012 on Fitness - muscle and... +1
#1447 - Well....if that's the case.... I jest. You probably a…  [+] (6 new replies) 06/13/2012 on Fitness - muscle and... +2
User avatar #1480 - idonthaveapenis (06/13/2012) [-]
Awe, thats really nice, whats the opposite word for shallow? whatever it is thats what you are ;)
User avatar #1505 - pleasureabledino (06/13/2012) [-]
Amazing? Suave? Handsome? Manly? Charismatic? Hung like a horse? Built like an ox? Feel free to add on c:
User avatar #1511 - idonthaveapenis (06/13/2012) [-]
All of the above :3
#1539 - pleasureabledino (06/14/2012) [-]
:D!
#1567 - idonthaveapenis (06/14/2012) [-]
muahahahhahah
User avatar #1568 - idonthaveapenis (06/14/2012) [-]
just kidding c:
#19127 - I'm a straight dude, and I'd bang you. Take that for what it's…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/13/2012 on Social Board +1
User avatar #23517 - deadlydoom (06/25/2012) [-]
haha that's fantastic!
#50 - Beers and pizza with some mates, while hanging **** …  [+] (3 new replies) 06/13/2012 on Meanwhile in Australian Rail 0
User avatar #51 - gayjunk (06/13/2012) [-]
im in toowng, so theres pretty good pubs here, i will head off to, where about you from
User avatar #61 - pleasureabledino (06/13/2012) [-]
Bogan central: Caboolture :/ Heading up the coast though. Mate just installed a wall projector, so we're gonna go up and own that shit.
#70 - juubi (06/13/2012) [-]
If you put on a Blues Shirt in Caboolture
Your going to have a bad Time
(I Go for Qld)
#42 - I ******* love my state. Go the Maroons! 7 for 7 baby!  [+] (6 new replies) 06/13/2012 on Meanwhile in Australian Rail 0
#65 - Smithyrox (06/13/2012) [-]
I'm NSW born and bred. But I expect QLD to win.
gif related (My reaction after the game)
#44 - gayjunk (06/13/2012) [-]
haha fuck yeah, 7 wins in a row!
User avatar #50 - pleasureabledino (06/13/2012) [-]
Beers and pizza with some mates, while hanging shit on the one Blues supporter in the group. Good times will be had. What're your plans?
User avatar #51 - gayjunk (06/13/2012) [-]
im in toowng, so theres pretty good pubs here, i will head off to, where about you from
User avatar #61 - pleasureabledino (06/13/2012) [-]
Bogan central: Caboolture :/ Heading up the coast though. Mate just installed a wall projector, so we're gonna go up and own that shit.
#70 - juubi (06/13/2012) [-]
If you put on a Blues Shirt in Caboolture
Your going to have a bad Time
(I Go for Qld)
#1374 - Realise that your body will never be the way that you want it … 06/12/2012 on Fitness - muscle and... +1
#2831 - Move to a big city and apply at major hospital's and medical f…  [+] (3 new replies) 06/12/2012 on Advice - love advice,... +1
User avatar #2832 - oddesy (06/12/2012) [-]
Already living in Hartford, CT (125,000 people...) as of now. I lack money to pay to move, my family lives in Ukraine and out in the middle of Montana and Arizona respectively. So its not like I can be near a big city there..
#2948 - bukkakeninja (06/13/2012) [-]
I live in Ct too bro
User avatar #2890 - antisocialtwilight (06/13/2012) [-]
Hey, Phoenix, Az, is a huge city.
Just sayin'.

Anyway, I wouldn't know how to get a job, but if you want to apply for a job at a hospital, mentioning that you're a serviceman would definitely get you some progress.
#2830 - **** him. He's ****** you around too… 06/12/2012 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#2826 - aaaaaahhhhhh, so we need to make a distinction here: What you'… 06/12/2012 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#2822 - Not in the slightest; I know almost all of the Aboriginals aro…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/12/2012 on Advice - love advice,... +1
User avatar #2824 - lolfacerage (06/12/2012) [-]
Interesting.
#2813 - I can't speak for everyone, but my sister in law is Irish and … 06/12/2012 on Advice - love advice,... -1
#2811 - We make them our pets and have battles with them, a la Pokemon… 06/12/2012 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#2810 - Well, yes, there are. But It's hard to find somewhere that the…  [+] (3 new replies) 06/12/2012 on Advice - love advice,... +1
User avatar #2816 - lolfacerage (06/12/2012) [-]
Are you afraid of them, that they might be cannibals ? And one day when you're going to go home from work one of them is going to attack you, then he'll bring you to his home, where all his hommies are and then eat you ?
User avatar #2822 - pleasureabledino (06/12/2012) [-]
Not in the slightest; I know almost all of the Aboriginals around my area, and they're all quite nice people. I get on well with them. However, the one's in Fortitude Valley are rather renowned for beating the fuck out out of blokes for not having a lighter on them. Hence why I don't go out clubbing in the city much.
User avatar #2824 - lolfacerage (06/12/2012) [-]
Interesting.
#2805 - Only Aboriginals. That being said, there's Abo's (Australian …  [+] (5 new replies) 06/12/2012 on Advice - love advice,... +1
User avatar #2807 - lolfacerage (06/12/2012) [-]
I know that, i just wanted to know if there are Aboriginals(Niggers) near his home.
User avatar #2810 - pleasureabledino (06/12/2012) [-]
Well, yes, there are. But It's hard to find somewhere that there isn't any near white folk over here.
User avatar #2816 - lolfacerage (06/12/2012) [-]
Are you afraid of them, that they might be cannibals ? And one day when you're going to go home from work one of them is going to attack you, then he'll bring you to his home, where all his hommies are and then eat you ?
User avatar #2822 - pleasureabledino (06/12/2012) [-]
Not in the slightest; I know almost all of the Aboriginals around my area, and they're all quite nice people. I get on well with them. However, the one's in Fortitude Valley are rather renowned for beating the fuck out out of blokes for not having a lighter on them. Hence why I don't go out clubbing in the city much.
User avatar #2824 - lolfacerage (06/12/2012) [-]
Interesting.
#2803 - Talk about anything that you both find interdasting. *…  [+] (3 new replies) 06/12/2012 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#2820 - anonymous (06/12/2012) [-]
Well, she doesn't know who I am so wouldn't just chatting to her look like stalking?..
User avatar #2826 - pleasureabledino (06/12/2012) [-]
aaaaaahhhhhh, so we need to make a distinction here: What you're experiencing is not a crush, but lust. You can't crush on someone you don't know, not without knowing each other.

Just send her a message with something along the lines of "Hey, I know that we've never met, but I'm, trying to improve my circle of mates, so I'm talking to all of the people on my friends list that I don't actually know. :)" That'll spark something, and then you can take it from there. Just don't get too buddy-buddy with here, otherwise you'll get friend zoned. Which is hard as hell to get out of without cutting contact with them.
User avatar #2804 - somestranger (06/12/2012) [-]
^ ^ ^ ^ This
#2797 - Yeah, because it shows that you know what you did and that you… 06/12/2012 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#2734 - Attaboy. Have some lulz:  [+] (1 new reply) 06/12/2012 on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #2736 - christhegeek (06/12/2012) [-]
Was Actually behind Entire Time
#2731 - Never underestimate the power of a stranger, for they can be b…  [+] (3 new replies) 06/12/2012 on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #2732 - christhegeek (06/12/2012) [-]
I'm going to follow this advice and hug hobos :3
User avatar #2734 - pleasureabledino (06/12/2012) [-]
User avatar #2736 - christhegeek (06/12/2012) [-]
Was Actually behind Entire Time
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User avatar #5 - amissingmouse (11/18/2012) [-]
All I'm gonna say is that your name. Is. awesome.
#6 to #5 - pleasureabledino (11/18/2012) [-]
Well, dino's need pleasuring, and, I mean, who am I to say "No" to a 30 foot tall, carnivorous lizard with teeth sharper than Stephen Fry's wit and a temperament as vicious as a panther that just got kicked in his panther-y balls?
User avatar #7 to #6 - amissingmouse (11/18/2012) [-]
True true.

How would that be possible though?
User avatar #9 to #8 - amissingmouse (11/18/2012) [-]
But but, you're so small...
User avatar #4 - gerdinn (09/14/2011) [-]
sup brah. i just rolled you.
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