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platypixx

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Gender: male
Age: 26
Date Signed Up:7/05/2008
Last Login:4/27/2015
Location:england
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Level 94 Content: Srs Business → Level 95 Content: Srs Business
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Level 33 Comments: Peasant → Level 34 Comments: Peasant
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Content Views:25643
Times Content Favorited:23 times
Total Comments Made:117
FJ Points:1034
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    You can tickle yourself You can tickle yourself
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latest user's comments

#4612 - **platypixx rolled image ** 05/28/2014 on *roll picture* 0
#117 - surely the other half of manhattan is alone if one half is as …  [+] (1 new reply) 01/23/2013 on Hmmm... -3
#140 - anonymous (01/23/2013) [-]
50 couples makes up 100 people. 100 people living alone, 50 couples living together. it's now even and half of the population is living alone. Simple math fucktard.
#3 - Comment deleted 12/27/2012 on DONNIE MOTHERFUCKING DARKO 0
#33 - ******* quality, that summary mad me laugh too much 12/21/2012 on Extremely morbid 0
#31 - please tell, you're not ruining it for me, you're enlightening me.  [+] (2 new replies) 12/21/2012 on Extremely morbid 0
User avatar #32 - krobeles (12/21/2012) [-]
Alright then. Basically, its this Japanese woman (you know its good when it starts with the sentence "this Japanese woman") who are sitten on this tabel or something.
The scene is sort of like that of a kitchen and i believe there are dinner plates strevn about. Shes naked mostly, save for a small cloth around her waist not really covering anything. In her hands she has a fork and a knife (you know where this is going), that she first draws down between her legs, presuemably cutting her clitoris off. When she has it on the fork, she puts it in her mouth and eats, all the while making noises like shes having an orgasm. After that, she does the same with her nippel, cutting it off before eating it seemingly under great pleasure.
As shes sitting there in utter bliss, she sees her own reflection in the bloody knife, and her own eye ball looks back at her. With a smooth motion, she has the fork plunged into her eyeball and uses the knife to pry the eyeball from its vitrious home, and after having examined it for a brief instant, much the same fashion you would examine a piece of candy before greedy devouring it, she puts it in her mouth and gobbles it up, all the while moaning like shes having sex, blood oozing from her empty eye socket, chest, and from between her legs covering her, in her own crimson.

You know, basically....
#33 - platypixx (12/21/2012) [-]
fucking quality, that summary mad me laugh too much
#29 - nope, cant even download it on my ****** linux  [+] (4 new replies) 12/21/2012 on Extremely morbid 0
User avatar #30 - krobeles (12/21/2012) [-]
Ah. Sure you want me to ruin it for you, then? Might be you can get it working somehow.
#31 - platypixx (12/21/2012) [-]
please tell, you're not ruining it for me, you're enlightening me.
User avatar #32 - krobeles (12/21/2012) [-]
Alright then. Basically, its this Japanese woman (you know its good when it starts with the sentence "this Japanese woman") who are sitten on this tabel or something.
The scene is sort of like that of a kitchen and i believe there are dinner plates strevn about. Shes naked mostly, save for a small cloth around her waist not really covering anything. In her hands she has a fork and a knife (you know where this is going), that she first draws down between her legs, presuemably cutting her clitoris off. When she has it on the fork, she puts it in her mouth and eats, all the while making noises like shes having an orgasm. After that, she does the same with her nippel, cutting it off before eating it seemingly under great pleasure.
As shes sitting there in utter bliss, she sees her own reflection in the bloody knife, and her own eye ball looks back at her. With a smooth motion, she has the fork plunged into her eyeball and uses the knife to pry the eyeball from its vitrious home, and after having examined it for a brief instant, much the same fashion you would examine a piece of candy before greedy devouring it, she puts it in her mouth and gobbles it up, all the while moaning like shes having sex, blood oozing from her empty eye socket, chest, and from between her legs covering her, in her own crimson.

You know, basically....
#33 - platypixx (12/21/2012) [-]
fucking quality, that summary mad me laugh too much
#25 - what is it?  [+] (6 new replies) 12/21/2012 on Extremely morbid 0
User avatar #27 - krobeles (12/21/2012) [-]
Whats what? You cant see the thing from the link OP provided?
#29 - platypixx (12/21/2012) [-]
nope, cant even download it on my shitty linux
User avatar #30 - krobeles (12/21/2012) [-]
Ah. Sure you want me to ruin it for you, then? Might be you can get it working somehow.
#31 - platypixx (12/21/2012) [-]
please tell, you're not ruining it for me, you're enlightening me.
User avatar #32 - krobeles (12/21/2012) [-]
Alright then. Basically, its this Japanese woman (you know its good when it starts with the sentence "this Japanese woman") who are sitten on this tabel or something.
The scene is sort of like that of a kitchen and i believe there are dinner plates strevn about. Shes naked mostly, save for a small cloth around her waist not really covering anything. In her hands she has a fork and a knife (you know where this is going), that she first draws down between her legs, presuemably cutting her clitoris off. When she has it on the fork, she puts it in her mouth and eats, all the while making noises like shes having an orgasm. After that, she does the same with her nippel, cutting it off before eating it seemingly under great pleasure.
As shes sitting there in utter bliss, she sees her own reflection in the bloody knife, and her own eye ball looks back at her. With a smooth motion, she has the fork plunged into her eyeball and uses the knife to pry the eyeball from its vitrious home, and after having examined it for a brief instant, much the same fashion you would examine a piece of candy before greedy devouring it, she puts it in her mouth and gobbles it up, all the while moaning like shes having sex, blood oozing from her empty eye socket, chest, and from between her legs covering her, in her own crimson.

You know, basically....
#33 - platypixx (12/21/2012) [-]
fucking quality, that summary mad me laugh too much
#139 - Comment deleted 12/16/2012 on The only acceptable repost -2
#37 - what the **** is this? 10/06/2012 on what'd you expect? +2
#10 - **platypixx rolls 4,145** never the need for quads. 06/12/2012 on yes we can run over... +1
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