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#7 - *cough cough*  [+] (4 new replies) 06/20/2013 on The Lego Movie +5
#9 - cerdomen (06/20/2013) [-]
"Red"
#10 - brokentrucker (06/20/2013) [-]
"It's lightish red!"
User avatar #15 - xXBananaBishopXx (06/20/2013) [-]
Don't be silly Donut.
User avatar #13 - garrettjacobsen (06/20/2013) [-]
"They have a name for that. It's called pink."
#7 - Picture 06/20/2013 on Is it broken or not? 0
#5 - bravo you magnificent bastard 06/20/2013 on Nick Cage +3
#204 - its the fact that they thought they would be able to get away … 06/20/2013 on Xbox Partially Fixed? -3
#191 - beause they are spineless assholes who finally realised that t… 06/20/2013 on Xbox Partially Fixed? -3
#189 - Too little too late, they have shown the lack of ***** …  [+] (2 new replies) 06/20/2013 on Xbox Partially Fixed? -4
#201 - xxxsonic fanxxx (06/20/2013) [-]
"They have shown the lack of fucks they give about their customers." Oh really? Thats why they have shocked so many people by changing their policies literally a week after E3 due to customer complaints.
User avatar #204 - platapus (06/20/2013) [-]
its the fact that they thought they would be able to get away with it in the first place.
they're not making the changes out of respect for their audiences opinions but out of cowardice that going along the track they were on, they wern't going to have jobs next year
#186 - no, it like not buying a laptop because it comes with an unnec…  [+] (3 new replies) 06/20/2013 on Xbox Partially Fixed? -3
#195 - cinematicbrix (06/20/2013) [-]
Yea, and Stanley Kubrick might've faked the Moon Landings in 69'.

Think about it for a moment. Microsoft has made many laptops/stationary computers with built-in webcams. Why do people think it's just the Kinect that they will be monitoring with, if they monitor anything at all?

I can't force you into believing that they won't monitor you, but I personally call this bogus.
User avatar #194 - tomtomat (06/20/2013) [-]
Oh, you mean like the webcameras that are built into every laptop nowadays? I mean, I've heard a lot of controversy over those, people complaining they don't dare use their computers because they might be filmed.
User avatar #193 - heretofuckshitup (06/20/2013) [-]
it doesn't have to be online though. and most laptops have built in cameras nowadays anyway.
#61 - thank you I agree 06/20/2013 on beating a dead horse 0
#60 - too little too late for me, they've already shown the lack of … 06/20/2013 on beating a dead horse +1
#36 - its also a place where wank stains like you can't handle a sim… 06/19/2013 on beating a dead horse +7
#31 - im sorry, I wasn't aware I was dealing with such a badass …  [+] (3 new replies) 06/19/2013 on beating a dead horse +9
#63 - xxxsonic fanxxx (06/23/2013) [-]
What's up with that guy?
#33 - romeodark (06/19/2013) [-]
wecome to the internet i will be your guide, this is a place where nobody gives a fuck about repost or copyright
#36 - platapus (06/19/2013) [-]
its also a place where wank stains like you can't handle a simple apology and give some credit where its due, but instead pretend to be internet gangsters
#21 - *cough*my OC*cough*  [+] (7 new replies) 06/19/2013 on beating a dead horse +10
#30 - romeodark (06/19/2013) [-]
<----you

omg you caught me,i feel so bad..... well call the police you faggot
#62 - xxxsonic fanxxx (06/23/2013) [-]
What's up with you?
#55 - AnAnonForLife (06/20/2013) [-]
#31 - platapus (06/19/2013) [-]
im sorry, I wasn't aware I was dealing with such a badass

you reposting piece of knob cheese
#63 - xxxsonic fanxxx (06/23/2013) [-]
What's up with that guy?
#33 - romeodark (06/19/2013) [-]
wecome to the internet i will be your guide, this is a place where nobody gives a fuck about repost or copyright
#36 - platapus (06/19/2013) [-]
its also a place where wank stains like you can't handle a simple apology and give some credit where its due, but instead pretend to be internet gangsters
#5 - *cough cough* 06/19/2013 on Lego Movie +2
#1 - there is a distinct lack of fish fingers and custerd here  [+] (1 new reply) 06/19/2013 on Now that's a quality lunch +44
#26 - xxxsonic fanxxx (06/20/2013) [-]
And edible ball bearings.
#1 - Picture 06/19/2013 on So... we meet again 0
#6 - Picture 06/19/2013 on Now thats just awful 0
#18 - matt smith should be the last doctor, this is reinforced by th…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/18/2013 on Cake +1
User avatar #19 - bowties (06/18/2013) [-]
plus, the Master has come back from the end of his regeneration cycle like 10 times, so who knows what they will do
#16 - there is indeeds a ******* of continuety errors, …  [+] (3 new replies) 06/18/2013 on Cake 0
User avatar #17 - bowties (06/18/2013) [-]
I think the unlimited generations was intended to be a joke, but you are right about how if it was going by the 13 lives, then Matt Smith would be the last Doctor. Who knows
User avatar #18 - platapus (06/18/2013) [-]
matt smith should be the last doctor, this is reinforced by the fact that clara went through the doctors time line from the last point in his history (his death) and with the exception of john hurt only saw eleven faces. and his tomb on trenzalore is refered to as "the fall of the eleventh".
however the doctor and clara are still in his time stream, so maybe something they do there will change his fate
One idea i have of how the regeneration limit could be bypassed is that when rassilon invented time travel and turned the gallifreyans into time lords it was him who put the limit on regenerations so they wouldnt become too powerfull (this was before he became the dick we saw in the end of time) but at the end of the time war he didn't just die, he was removed from time completly, so maybe with on rassilon, theres no limit...
User avatar #19 - bowties (06/18/2013) [-]
plus, the Master has come back from the end of his regeneration cycle like 10 times, so who knows what they will do
#11 - The doctors age is completly inconsistant. we know he was at t…  [+] (10 new replies) 06/18/2013 on Cake +23
User avatar #40 - yetaxaa (06/22/2013) [-]
3 even (nearly) once said he was thousands of years old
#36 - themodyourgod (06/18/2013) [-]
I think that there's a mild joke that since the Doctor has been moving through excessively non-linear time streams, he doesn't even know his own true age, and just kinda estimates.
User avatar #37 - dawdawdwa (06/18/2013) [-]
True. Timelords are hinted to have problems remembering all their lives. On Gallifrey they have the APC net, which stores their knowledge and experience at the moment of death and uses it to predict the future. So each time they regenerate, no matter where or when, their minds are saved and updated in the APC net. Though they can not regenerate back from it, they can access the knowledge through some crown or something. The doctor actually linked with it in his 5th incarnation, I think.
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#23 - butterisgood (06/18/2013) [-]
Also i think the second doctor said something about being 450 years old
User avatar #15 - bowties (06/18/2013) [-]
That's usually the problem when you have one character lasting so long. Different writers begin to contradict themselves. Like how during the 4th Doctors run, it was said that he has his first life (1st Doctor) and then 12 regenerations. I'm pretty sure in an episode of Torchwood, 11th said he can regenerate as many times as he wanted. Also, 8th said he was half human, on his mothers side
User avatar #16 - platapus (06/18/2013) [-]
there is indeeds a fuckton of continuety errors, most people just try to forget that movie eight was in, although he was a brilliant doctor for the short run he had that was a truly terrible film and most writers and fans just ignore the 'revelation' that he is half human. Im not sure about the regeneration limit, but its an importnant issue, because when you take into account john hurts doctor being introduced and the time ten regenerated but didn't change in journeys end, eleven should be the doctors last body. so they need to come up with an explanation soon
User avatar #17 - bowties (06/18/2013) [-]
I think the unlimited generations was intended to be a joke, but you are right about how if it was going by the 13 lives, then Matt Smith would be the last Doctor. Who knows
User avatar #18 - platapus (06/18/2013) [-]
matt smith should be the last doctor, this is reinforced by the fact that clara went through the doctors time line from the last point in his history (his death) and with the exception of john hurt only saw eleven faces. and his tomb on trenzalore is refered to as "the fall of the eleventh".
however the doctor and clara are still in his time stream, so maybe something they do there will change his fate
One idea i have of how the regeneration limit could be bypassed is that when rassilon invented time travel and turned the gallifreyans into time lords it was him who put the limit on regenerations so they wouldnt become too powerfull (this was before he became the dick we saw in the end of time) but at the end of the time war he didn't just die, he was removed from time completly, so maybe with on rassilon, theres no limit...
User avatar #19 - bowties (06/18/2013) [-]
plus, the Master has come back from the end of his regeneration cycle like 10 times, so who knows what they will do
#268 - theyve taken it down THEY'RE TRYING TO SILENCE THE VO… 06/17/2013 on Obama as Frozone +3
#2 - tis indeed an epic coat, however the sixth doctor is an insuff…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/16/2013 on Coats 0
User avatar #7 - yetaxaa (06/16/2013) [-]
Really he's not. The 'insufferable dick' part was only intended to last a couple of seasons... but then his second season was delayed and shortened... and then he never got a third

But on audio there's been a lot of 6 set after his second series, and he's become a lot... mellower... even though it's still clearly the same person.
#5 - butterisgood has deleted their comment.
#22 - **** , how did you find out!? 06/16/2013 on My one weakness... 0
#2 - Picture 06/15/2013 on Prepare yourselves 0
#2 - windows 8  [+] (8 new replies) 06/15/2013 on microsoft... -3
#34 - xxxsonic fanxxx (06/16/2013) [-]
Everyone's done with this bandwagon now i think....
User avatar #10 - basicargentinian (06/16/2013) [-]
yeah, 8 was doomed to suck, but 9 (or whatever they name the next one) will be epic
#11 - necroshiz has deleted their comment.
User avatar #24 - basicargentinian (06/16/2013) [-]
Oh, I thought it sucked as much balls as Vista did, I was misinformed
#36 - necroshiz has deleted their comment.
#4 - xxxsonic fanxxx (06/15/2013) [-]
is actually not as bad as everyone makes it out to be.
once you are used to the interface it's actually not bad, better optimized so boots up faster and is snappier, game performance seems better, had no compatibility issues so far.
User avatar #5 - burnswhenipee (06/15/2013) [-]
I love Windows 8. People just complain and bitch because it's something different
User avatar #3 - sinclairr (06/15/2013) [-]
Maybe that's the reason no one will play, they're too stupid to use Windows Seven
#27 - you missed one 06/15/2013 on Unbearable Sounds +6
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