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Date Signed Up:1/29/2010
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#40 - I meant batman used a gun  [+] (6 new replies) 07/18/2013 on Batman vs Joker Explained +1
User avatar #41 - shunkahawolf (07/18/2013) [-]
he did? o.o
User avatar #42 - platapus (07/18/2013) [-]
yeh, lots of early characters are different before writers refine them into the modern versions.
In the very first doctor who episode, the first doctor almost bludgeoned a wounded cavemans head with a rock
User avatar #43 - shunkahawolf (07/18/2013) [-]
._. i no longer wish to see the original doctor whos
User avatar #45 - platapus (07/18/2013) [-]
Their still worth watching, it just shows how much the character has grown from then. I think the doctor was only about 200 years old at that point.
but the first doctor was kind of a dick. and six was a complete douche
User avatar #46 - shunkahawolf (07/18/2013) [-]
D: no the doctor is funny and sarcastic with a heart of gold and is also drop dead sexy
User avatar #47 - platapus (07/18/2013) [-]
Thats the character that he grew into, his personality has changed almost a dozen times now, and thousands of years of travel through space and time, not to mention the time was and destroying his entire race, he's changed a lot
#37 - So therefore he wasn't killed off. In early batman comics …  [+] (8 new replies) 07/18/2013 on Batman vs Joker Explained +1
User avatar #38 - shunkahawolf (07/18/2013) [-]
he still uses guns. tons of them
User avatar #40 - platapus (07/18/2013) [-]
I meant batman used a gun
User avatar #41 - shunkahawolf (07/18/2013) [-]
he did? o.o
User avatar #42 - platapus (07/18/2013) [-]
yeh, lots of early characters are different before writers refine them into the modern versions.
In the very first doctor who episode, the first doctor almost bludgeoned a wounded cavemans head with a rock
User avatar #43 - shunkahawolf (07/18/2013) [-]
._. i no longer wish to see the original doctor whos
User avatar #45 - platapus (07/18/2013) [-]
Their still worth watching, it just shows how much the character has grown from then. I think the doctor was only about 200 years old at that point.
but the first doctor was kind of a dick. and six was a complete douche
User avatar #46 - shunkahawolf (07/18/2013) [-]
D: no the doctor is funny and sarcastic with a heart of gold and is also drop dead sexy
User avatar #47 - platapus (07/18/2013) [-]
Thats the character that he grew into, his personality has changed almost a dozen times now, and thousands of years of travel through space and time, not to mention the time was and destroying his entire race, he's changed a lot
#141 - WHY THE **** IS A GROUP OF SQUIDS NOT CALLED A SQUAD!?  [+] (1 new reply) 07/18/2013 on Facts that you should be... +6
#147 - Thevaultboy (07/18/2013) [-]
#118 - "giraffe-ic park" 07/18/2013 on 'Cause I can +6
#243 - Baseball was invented in my home town, sussex. we call it Rounders.  [+] (1 new reply) 07/18/2013 on Some stuff #4 0
User avatar #296 - woodywoodlinson (07/18/2013) [-]
Sussex isn't a town, it's a county. Unless you mean your home town in Sussex, then I'm sorry.
#23 - Picture 07/16/2013 on Lets get to know each other... 0
#42 - Picture 07/16/2013 on Dont fuck wit me +5
#242 - It's ok, we still love you 07/13/2013 on Birthday +2
#2 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 07/13/2013 on The twelth doctor -1
#3 - shangrilathree Comment deleted by platapus
#118 - see what I mean, racist dickhead. no offence to you m…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/13/2013 on Lol Europe 0
User avatar #130 - satrenkotheone (07/13/2013) [-]
Lol
#116 - there are some people who support UKIP, the party that want to…  [+] (3 new replies) 07/13/2013 on Lol Europe 0
User avatar #117 - satrenkotheone (07/13/2013) [-]
That's what I try to say.

He also wants to exterminate the Germans.
User avatar #118 - platapus (07/13/2013) [-]
see what I mean, racist dickhead.

no offence to you my friend, just your friend
User avatar #130 - satrenkotheone (07/13/2013) [-]
Lol
#99 - excuse me, in doctor who, aliens rarely invade anywhere but london  [+] (8 new replies) 07/13/2013 on Lol Europe +23
User avatar #115 - satrenkotheone (07/13/2013) [-]
My English friend insists that Britain is not a part of Europe for some reason...
#132 - jewishcommienazi has deleted their comment.
User avatar #133 - satrenkotheone (07/13/2013) [-]
Oh I know that, but apparently they don't view themselves as Europeans.
#134 - jewishcommienazi has deleted their comment.
User avatar #116 - platapus (07/13/2013) [-]
there are some people who support UKIP, the party that want to separate the UK from europe. however these guys are mostly just racist dickheads, and legaly we are still part of europe
User avatar #117 - satrenkotheone (07/13/2013) [-]
That's what I try to say.

He also wants to exterminate the Germans.
User avatar #118 - platapus (07/13/2013) [-]
see what I mean, racist dickhead.

no offence to you my friend, just your friend
User avatar #130 - satrenkotheone (07/13/2013) [-]
Lol
#62 - THERE ARE CHILDREN HERE!  [+] (1 new reply) 07/12/2013 on Sorry wrong section +5
#81 - PFSquirrel (07/12/2013) [-]
Yeah, about 95% of FJ
#266 - he probably just needed some bees wax to polish his titanium balls 07/11/2013 on bees 0
#10 - I don't use this word often, only when nothing else fits …  [+] (1 new reply) 07/10/2013 on Katie Hopkins +4
User avatar #113 - kolsinder (07/10/2013) [-]
*unequivocal
#13 - I'm sorry. you were saying? 07/10/2013 on Aquaman +48
#49 - NO, HES A TEENAGED MUTANT NINJA TURTLE! 07/07/2013 on the best super hero. 0
#10821 - Picture 07/07/2013 on 10,000 COMMENTS and FJ... +1
#10 - Picture 07/07/2013 on wat +5
#5 - my favourate x-man  [+] (7 new replies) 07/07/2013 on the best super hero. +128
User avatar #43 - fingernails (07/07/2013) [-]
My favorite X-man is Hal Jordan's sidekick, deadpool.
User avatar #35 - kotos (07/07/2013) [-]
He's a power ranger you blind git!
User avatar #49 - platapus (07/07/2013) [-]
NO, HES A TEENAGED MUTANT NINJA TURTLE!
#10 - anonymous (07/07/2013) [-]
In the Power Rangers series.
User avatar #15 - outerfiend (07/07/2013) [-]
i love the way he sends people to the shadow realm.
#28 - anonymous (07/07/2013) [-]
But where is his pokeball utility belt?
User avatar #46 - rayeslegend (07/07/2013) [-]
Probably at his batcave with one of those digimon device thing
#4 - he wont die, just regenerate  [+] (4 new replies) 07/07/2013 on The End Is Nigh +7
#6 - thefourthdoctor (07/07/2013) [-]
Do you really trust Peter Davidson to protect the universe?
User avatar #11 - LordVoltagen (07/09/2013) [-]
with every fiber of my being
#13 - thefourthdoctor (07/10/2013) [-]
#5 - skeletalbaron (07/07/2013) [-]
#110 - Picture 07/07/2013 on Just curious... +3
#10 - condoms, pins, pregnancy test 07/06/2013 on The Walmart gameā€¦ 0
#9 - Picture 07/06/2013 on If only I could be cool as... +1
#21 - Picture 07/06/2013 on Hardcore +28
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#63 - platapus (11/02/2013) [-]
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