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#447 - im gonna go with the infinity gauntlet that gives me complete … 08/14/2013 on I'd like a lightsaber 0
#4 - this kid is going places! 08/12/2013 on Thinking outside the box 0
#19 - Picture 08/12/2013 on Don't flag it just yet 0
#660 - idiostuperific 08/12/2013 on Comment. 0
#31 - Picture 08/12/2013 on break the time laws +13
#6 - satanism has rules against rape christianity doesn't. …  [+] (16 new replies) 08/03/2013 on Satanists +149
User avatar #72 - buttholee (08/03/2013) [-]
In Christianity, like any old-timey group of people, think that once a man marries a woman, she is his property. But the rule is, you can't have sex with anyone except your partner, so there are rules, but they're complicated.
User avatar #64 - jrondeau (08/03/2013) [-]
There's some laws in the Bible that even say when rape is okay, like when you pillage people and shit.
#41 - anonymous (08/03/2013) [-]
rape is forced sex. you can't have sex until you're married and it specifically states not to force your wife or husband into bed.
#29 - mattymc (08/03/2013) [-]
thou shalt not commit adultery
-generally rape occurs outside of marriage and therefore is adultery
#26 - anonymous (08/03/2013) [-]
dude u srs
#19 - anonymous (08/03/2013) [-]
christianity definetely has rules against rape
#17 - fasthink (08/03/2013) [-]
Actually, the bible does have rules about rape. I forget what conditions have to be met, but either the woman is stoned or she becomes married to her rapist. The man faces no repercussions.
User avatar #136 - thenewnuggubler (08/03/2013) [-]
I'd definitely call getting married a repercussion for the man
User avatar #108 - arsenalthegunners (08/03/2013) [-]
same goes for islam, EVEN worse.
If the woman gets raped, according to the rules, SHE would get stoned, Not the man
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User avatar #122 - ZenMacros (08/03/2013) [-]
Technically a woman can rape a man, but it'd be a hell of a lot more difficult than a man raping a woman.
#110 - fasthink (08/03/2013) [-]
I'm sure that, even if a woman raped a man back in the days of the bible, he would rather die or kill the woman than admit to it. However, on the off chance of it actually happening, he would probably still have to marry her or she would be killed.
User avatar #25 - timmywankenobi (08/03/2013) [-]
what it was is either the woman marries the rapists and he cares for her for the rest of her life or they kill him.
#13 - cullination (08/03/2013) [-]
"Thou shalt not commit adultry"
#14 - nyankat (08/03/2013) [-]
a·dul·ter·y (-dlt-r, -tr)

Voluntary sexual intercourse between a married person and a partner other than the lawful spouse.
User avatar #20 - fadetometallica (08/03/2013) [-]
While the modern definition, you know the Bible defines things in different ways. Adultery in the Bible covers a lot of things.
#7 - Picture 08/03/2013 on Repost -2
#94 - Picture 08/03/2013 on mind blown +1
#9 - SOON 08/02/2013 on The 12th Doctor -1
#51 - Picture 07/21/2013 on Prostitutes +3
#4 - you know your a bit of a douche when hugh hefner tells you to … 07/20/2013 on Gentlemen +61
#147 - Picture 07/20/2013 on Insert heart here +1
#11 - Picture 07/20/2013 on Emma +4
#13 - people say that sarcasm is the lowest form of wit. I prefe… 07/20/2013 on Sarcasm 0
#29 - maybe he can write a song about how pissed off he is at her, s… 07/20/2013 on Why must I cry +13
#27 - we were so close 07/20/2013 on Why must I cry +2
#46 - why does all this ****** up **** hap…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/20/2013 on This world we must live... 0
User avatar #61 - hisnameisjake (07/20/2013) [-]
Because Florida is hell.


But honestly not that much happens here, its just that when it does everyone freaks out
#47 - awwww, cute little anon thinks his opinion matters 07/20/2013 on not sure if repost +3
#46 - nobody cares 07/20/2013 on not sure if repost +6
#45 - u wot m8  [+] (4 new replies) 07/20/2013 on not sure if repost +20
User avatar #103 - dyllygaf (07/20/2013) [-]
I saved that file as DurcturHurr
#82 - mrloverlover (07/20/2013) [-]
User avatar #69 - falloutreaper (07/20/2013) [-]
Eccleston's reminds me of Al Bundy.
User avatar #55 - griffeni (07/20/2013) [-]
lost my shit at ecleson
#65 - Moms face when 07/20/2013 on The 4chan Shitfest -1
#14 - the avatar state must have been a bit boring for him … 07/19/2013 on first avatar evur +20
#47 - Thats the character that he grew into, his personality has cha… 07/18/2013 on Batman vs Joker Explained 0
#45 - Their still worth watching, it just shows how much the charact…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/18/2013 on Batman vs Joker Explained 0
User avatar #46 - shunkahawolf (07/18/2013) [-]
D: no the doctor is funny and sarcastic with a heart of gold and is also drop dead sexy
User avatar #47 - platapus (07/18/2013) [-]
Thats the character that he grew into, his personality has changed almost a dozen times now, and thousands of years of travel through space and time, not to mention the time was and destroying his entire race, he's changed a lot
#42 - yeh, lots of early characters are different before writers ref…  [+] (4 new replies) 07/18/2013 on Batman vs Joker Explained 0
User avatar #43 - shunkahawolf (07/18/2013) [-]
._. i no longer wish to see the original doctor whos
User avatar #45 - platapus (07/18/2013) [-]
Their still worth watching, it just shows how much the character has grown from then. I think the doctor was only about 200 years old at that point.
but the first doctor was kind of a dick. and six was a complete douche
User avatar #46 - shunkahawolf (07/18/2013) [-]
D: no the doctor is funny and sarcastic with a heart of gold and is also drop dead sexy
User avatar #47 - platapus (07/18/2013) [-]
Thats the character that he grew into, his personality has changed almost a dozen times now, and thousands of years of travel through space and time, not to mention the time was and destroying his entire race, he's changed a lot
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