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platapus

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Gender: male
Age: 24
Date Signed Up:1/29/2010
Last Login:10/23/2014
Location:earth
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Content Thumbs: 10089 total,  12118 ,  2029
Comment Thumbs: 14722 total,  16308 ,  1586
Content Level Progress: 87% (87/100)
Level 200 Content: Comedic Genius → Level 201 Content: Comedic Genius
Comment Level Progress: 64.7% (647/1000)
Level 314 Comments: Wizard → Level 315 Comments: Wizard
Subscribers:3
Content Views:293451
Times Content Favorited:458 times
Total Comments Made:2176
FJ Points:24844
Favorite Tags: Boobs (7) | Chuck Norris (4) | skyrim (4) | pony (3) | your mum (3) | Awesome (2) | Balls (2) | batman (2) | bewbs (2) | derpy (2) | facebook (2) | tags (2)
I am platapus

latest user's comments

#188 - Picture 09/07/2013 on no. No. NO. +4
#298 - OH DEAR LORD NO! NOT A BLACK MAN AT A FOOTBALL GAME! … 09/07/2013 on Terrifying Comp (Part 2) +3
#5 - AND DON'T GET ME ******* STARTED ON THE WII! 09/04/2013 on GameBoys and GameCubes +2
#29 - WHAT THE **** IS THAT! THAT IS NOT LOBO!  [+] (1 new reply) 09/04/2013 on Cosplay 0
User avatar #31 - Nazistick (09/04/2013) [-]
According to DC and the new 52 it is. They turned The Main Man into a teen heartthrob. DO THEY NOT KNOW THE POINT OF LOBO?!
#38 - Picture 09/04/2013 on yes +2
#62 - Picture 09/03/2013 on platapus's profile 0
#24 - I am well aware of the relationship between batman and the jok…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/02/2013 on Gotdamnit Superman +42
#25 - ripgeckosncherios (09/02/2013) [-]
okay
#21 - IT WAS THAT ******* EASY!?!?  [+] (5 new replies) 09/02/2013 on Gotdamnit Superman +68
#23 - ripgeckosncherios (09/02/2013) [-]
batman doenst want to kill joker silly
in fact killing him would be admitting defeat, just like killing batman would be admitting defeat for the joker
#83 - seelcudoom has deleted their comment.
User avatar #86 - niggasaurus (09/02/2013) [-]
Whenever he is captured he is admitted to a mental institute; they want to be able to learn from his mind
User avatar #24 - platapus (09/02/2013) [-]
I am well aware of the relationship between batman and the joker, however I decided to overlook these details to make a joke
#25 - ripgeckosncherios (09/02/2013) [-]
okay
#337 - **platapus rolls 4** 09/01/2013 on Which knight are you? 0
#55 - Picture 08/27/2013 on 5 Life hacks +6
#9 - Comment deleted 08/27/2013 on Bitches of the caribbean 0
#53 - how is chewing gum going to stop me from thinking about when m…  [+] (3 new replies) 08/27/2013 on 5 Life hacks +29
#54 - anonexplains (08/27/2013) [-]
It's gunna do jack shit since it's for when you cut onions dipstick.
#56 - Deanoss (08/27/2013) [-]
#55 - platapus (08/27/2013) [-]
#23 - we were very close to getting Nic Cage as superman in the 90's 08/24/2013 on "I'm batman" -Ben 0
#104 - Picture 08/21/2013 on BEARD FACTS +1
#102 - we'll call it a draw Untill the next time  [+] (2 new replies) 08/21/2013 on BEARD FACTS +1
#103 - technoplasm (08/21/2013) [-]
#104 - platapus (08/21/2013) [-]
#100 - Im sorry, arn't you the guy who felt the need to make a commen…  [+] (4 new replies) 08/21/2013 on BEARD FACTS +1
User avatar #101 - technoplasm (08/21/2013) [-]
Ok can we stop because this content is near 72 hours old and I'm kind of getting bored of the argument.
User avatar #102 - platapus (08/21/2013) [-]
we'll call it a draw
Untill the next time
#103 - technoplasm (08/21/2013) [-]
#104 - platapus (08/21/2013) [-]
#98 - Im sorry, what was that you we're saying about negative feedba…  [+] (6 new replies) 08/21/2013 on BEARD FACTS +1
User avatar #99 - technoplasm (08/21/2013) [-]
You sure are good at arguing.
Do they have a third grade debate team in your area?
User avatar #100 - platapus (08/21/2013) [-]
Im sorry, arn't you the guy who felt the need to make a comment "to the front page", which serves no purpose to anyone, and then another comment, about the first useless comment. and your telling me that Im a bad communicator?
User avatar #101 - technoplasm (08/21/2013) [-]
Ok can we stop because this content is near 72 hours old and I'm kind of getting bored of the argument.
User avatar #102 - platapus (08/21/2013) [-]
we'll call it a draw
Untill the next time
#103 - technoplasm (08/21/2013) [-]
#104 - platapus (08/21/2013) [-]
#7 - Im English and I quite honestly dont give a damn 08/21/2013 on The royal I don't give a shit +9
#25 - I like my coffe how I like my women Without a penis 08/21/2013 on Facebook 0
#27 - Picture 08/21/2013 on Oh you! +3
#96 - Learn to not be a brainless douche in comments and my…  [+] (8 new replies) 08/21/2013 on BEARD FACTS +1
User avatar #97 - technoplasm (08/21/2013) [-]
learn to take a joke.
If you didn't want negative feedback, why the fuck would you even reply to the comment? You are the only idiot who felt the need to say something that really didn't even matter.
User avatar #98 - platapus (08/21/2013) [-]
Im sorry, what was that you we're saying about negative feedback and saying things that don't matter?
User avatar #99 - technoplasm (08/21/2013) [-]
You sure are good at arguing.
Do they have a third grade debate team in your area?
User avatar #100 - platapus (08/21/2013) [-]
Im sorry, arn't you the guy who felt the need to make a comment "to the front page", which serves no purpose to anyone, and then another comment, about the first useless comment. and your telling me that Im a bad communicator?
User avatar #101 - technoplasm (08/21/2013) [-]
Ok can we stop because this content is near 72 hours old and I'm kind of getting bored of the argument.
User avatar #102 - platapus (08/21/2013) [-]
we'll call it a draw
Untill the next time
#103 - technoplasm (08/21/2013) [-]
#104 - platapus (08/21/2013) [-]
#94 - we shall continue to thumb you down regaurdless accur…  [+] (10 new replies) 08/20/2013 on BEARD FACTS +1
User avatar #95 - technoplasm (08/20/2013) [-]
learn2spell
User avatar #96 - platapus (08/21/2013) [-]
Learn to not be a brainless douche in comments

and my spelling may not be excllent, but I refuse to take grammar lessons from someone who use's numbers in abreviaions of words
User avatar #97 - technoplasm (08/21/2013) [-]
learn to take a joke.
If you didn't want negative feedback, why the fuck would you even reply to the comment? You are the only idiot who felt the need to say something that really didn't even matter.
User avatar #98 - platapus (08/21/2013) [-]
Im sorry, what was that you we're saying about negative feedback and saying things that don't matter?
User avatar #99 - technoplasm (08/21/2013) [-]
You sure are good at arguing.
Do they have a third grade debate team in your area?
User avatar #100 - platapus (08/21/2013) [-]
Im sorry, arn't you the guy who felt the need to make a comment "to the front page", which serves no purpose to anyone, and then another comment, about the first useless comment. and your telling me that Im a bad communicator?
User avatar #101 - technoplasm (08/21/2013) [-]
Ok can we stop because this content is near 72 hours old and I'm kind of getting bored of the argument.
User avatar #102 - platapus (08/21/2013) [-]
we'll call it a draw
Untill the next time
#103 - technoplasm (08/21/2013) [-]
#104 - platapus (08/21/2013) [-]
#35 - Jesus! How much ******* ice cream did he eat!? 08/19/2013 on Ice Party 0
#34 - shhhhhhh, You'll wake up Gekkosandcheerios! 08/19/2013 on Ice Party 0
#44 - Finaly! a sport for me. Competetive Wanking! 08/18/2013 on What will you do for a Porsche 0

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