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platapus

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Age: 25
Date Signed Up:1/29/2010
Last Login:10/23/2014
Location:earth
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#17 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 12/12/2013 on A Tale of a WinRAR +70
#135 - sortoathepenguin (12/13/2013) [-]
#90 - it really is some ****** up george orwell **** that childeren …  [+] (3 new replies) 12/12/2013 on Alpha as fuck -2
#100 - salsawin (12/12/2013) [-]
"I pledge allegiance to the flag of the United States of America, and to the Republic, for which it stands, one nation, under God, with Liberty and Justice for all."

So we have a pledge or promise of loyalty to the country (of which the individual is a citizen), a pledge to a united nation, with liberty, or freedom, and justice for each citizen therein.

Yah that's definitely indoctrinating children to believe their country is the best.
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#107 - platapus (12/12/2013) [-]
is that meant to be sarcastic?
because if it isnt then im not getting your point
#149 - salsawin (12/12/2013) [-]
The last line is sarcastic, yah. The pledge isn't about chanting how great everything is, I'd view it more as an ideal to work towards.
#92 - Looks kinda familiar.... 12/09/2013 on Bee sting 0
#43 - **** YEH, LEAFBLOWERS!!!  [+] (7 new replies) 12/08/2013 on It does everything +110
#95 - yisumad (12/08/2013) [-]
#60 - umbramortis (12/08/2013) [-]
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#57 - thelegitmetalhead (12/08/2013) [-]
I need sauce
#49 - anon (12/08/2013) [-]
lost my shit, thank you, take a thumb.
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#77 - douevensax (12/08/2013) [-]
The leaf blower can take care of that.
#22 - star of david  [+] (1 new reply) 12/05/2013 on christmas +33
#31 - ianmcgunny (12/05/2013) [-]
#137 - Someone bumped into my chair and I challenged them to a duel b… 12/04/2013 on S-senpai +4
#217 - HAPPY BIRTHDAY YOU GLORIOUS BASTARD!!! 12/03/2013 on Hey Everyone. 0
#10 - GOD SAVE THE ************** QUEEN!  [+] (3 new replies) 12/01/2013 on The Queen +30
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#86 - dross (12/01/2013) [-]
VIVA LA BOJO
#34 - ompalomper (12/01/2013) [-]
pride of the British nation
#20 - reginleif (12/01/2013) [-]
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#31 - *Overwhealming need* 12/01/2013 on Bigger on the Inside... +3
#146 - "******* hello!" 11/24/2013 on The 13th 0