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Age: 23
Date Signed Up:1/29/2010
Last Login:6/16/2014
Location:earth
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#23 - Hello there 11/08/2013 on Odin 0
#35 - **platapus rolls 0** 11/06/2013 on Choose your knight +1
#63 - Picture 11/02/2013 on platapus's profile 0
#31 - yorkshire scares most of britain too 10/31/2013 on Yorkshire +19
#89 - I think the conclusion we can draw from thi is that Hilary Cli…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/31/2013 on Feminists are morons +1
#99 - monkee (10/31/2013) [-]
Someone with logic? On this site?
#96 - he instantly learnt to river dance 10/24/2013 on Spider Prank +2
#40 - if that thing is a transformer, we're all ******  [+] (7 new replies) 10/24/2013 on Borderlands? +1
User avatar #77 - redrex (10/24/2013) [-]
that would be a pretty shitty transformer, in that form, it wouldn't be able to move, and good luck trying to disguise yourself with that thing
#57 - aerius (10/24/2013) [-]
eeeeeeyup.
#74 - alwaysreadthetags (10/24/2013) [-]
I can't be the only one who would've thought of this
User avatar #65 - hhanako (10/24/2013) [-]
not quite
User avatar #76 - aerius (10/24/2013) [-]
That's what it's supposed to be. Not my fault that hasbro did a shitty job
#48 - geofalke (10/24/2013) [-]
There was a transformer based on one. He was the decepticon in China
User avatar #46 - SlowpokeForever (10/24/2013) [-]
Funnily enough, Metroplex from Transformers: Cybertron portion of the franchise turns into one. They're called "Bucket Wheel Excavators" from what I understand.
#4 - Picture 10/23/2013 on Forgot how to bird +1
#25 - *Boredom and Defecation 10/23/2013 on The fruit of boredom and... +2
#60 - sounds like a new gameshow "there are three mesi… 10/04/2013 on Nigger Jesus. 0
#6 - no wonder he's so down all the time, he has a nail in his … 10/02/2013 on eore -1
#29 - Picture 09/30/2013 on SO MANY INNUENDOS +3
#4 - U startin? I will fukin dek u m8! 09/29/2013 on Legend of Platapusbears +1
#2 - U FUKIN WOT M8!?  [+] (2 new replies) 09/29/2013 on Legend of Platapusbears +2
#3 - voiceless (09/29/2013) [-]
...your name, it's so wrong
#4 - platapus (09/29/2013) [-]
U startin? I will fukin dek u m8!
#39 - Picture 09/26/2013 on Why? +1
#61 - Picture 09/23/2013 on Tumblr +3
#92 - "hello ladies" 09/21/2013 on When a hot girl looks at you +1
#17 - Picture 09/15/2013 on weirdly pierced places +2
#8 - I think we've all seen enough ****** to know wher… 09/13/2013 on Nop 0
#36 - Egyptians called cats Mau? Egyptians used pokemon logic. 09/10/2013 on Cat facts +2
#21 - what green and eats balls syphilis 09/10/2013 on data +1
#50 - on his way out 09/10/2013 on Deal With IT +5
#28 - they said I could become anything So I became a roadmap  [+] (1 new reply) 09/09/2013 on Gotta hand it to this guy... +2
User avatar #31 - egosumproxi (09/09/2013) [-]
*Horse cock...
#188 - Picture 09/07/2013 on no. No. NO. +4
#298 - OH DEAR LORD NO! NOT A BLACK MAN AT A FOOTBALL GAME! … 09/07/2013 on Terrifying Comp (Part 2) +3
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User avatar #60 - platapus (06/05/2013) [-]
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