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Date Signed Up:1/29/2010
Last Login:10/23/2014
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#42 - "your brain" 12/17/2013 on much owned +2
#61 - you seem to have left out a step where the colonialits …  [+] (2 new replies) 12/15/2013 on They came, they saw, they mate +6
User avatar #65 - solidderking (12/15/2013) [-]
some people know the truth, but ignore it for a joke
User avatar #63 - schnizel (12/15/2013) [-]
I know that, you educated butterfly.
#90 - Picture 12/15/2013 on Fried potato on a stick +2
#10 - Picture 12/14/2013 on Alternate Movie Art +10
#107 - is that meant to be sarcastic? because if it isnt then im…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/12/2013 on Alpha as fuck -2
#149 - salsawin (12/12/2013) [-]
The last line is sarcastic, yah. The pledge isn't about chanting how great everything is, I'd view it more as an ideal to work towards.
#17 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 12/12/2013 on A Tale of a WinRAR +70
#135 - sortoathepenguin (12/13/2013) [-]
#90 - it really is some ****** up george orwell …  [+] (3 new replies) 12/12/2013 on Alpha as fuck -2
#100 - salsawin (12/12/2013) [-]
"I pledge allegiance to the flag of the United States of America, and to the Republic, for which it stands, one nation, under God, with Liberty and Justice for all."

So we have a pledge or promise of loyalty to the country (of which the individual is a citizen), a pledge to a united nation, with liberty, or freedom, and justice for each citizen therein.

Yah that's definitely indoctrinating children to believe their country is the best.
User avatar #107 - platapus (12/12/2013) [-]
is that meant to be sarcastic?
because if it isnt then im not getting your point
#149 - salsawin (12/12/2013) [-]
The last line is sarcastic, yah. The pledge isn't about chanting how great everything is, I'd view it more as an ideal to work towards.
#92 - Looks kinda familiar.... 12/09/2013 on Bee sting 0
#43 - **** YEH, LEAFBLOWERS!!!  [+] (7 new replies) 12/08/2013 on It does everything +110
#95 - yisumad (12/08/2013) [-]
#60 - umbramortis (12/08/2013) [-]
User avatar #57 - thelegitmetalhead (12/08/2013) [-]
I need sauce
#49 - anonymous (12/08/2013) [-]
lost my shit, thank you, take a thumb.
User avatar #77 - douevensax (12/08/2013) [-]
The leaf blower can take care of that.
#22 - star of david  [+] (1 new reply) 12/05/2013 on christmas +33
#31 - ianmcgunny (12/05/2013) [-]
#137 - Someone bumped into my chair and I challenged them to a duel b… 12/04/2013 on S-senpai +4
#217 - HAPPY BIRTHDAY YOU GLORIOUS BASTARD!!! 12/03/2013 on Hey Everyone. 0
#10 - GOD SAVE THE ************** QUEEN!  [+] (3 new replies) 12/01/2013 on The Queen +30
User avatar #86 - dross (12/01/2013) [-]
VIVA LA BOJO
#34 - ompalomper (12/01/2013) [-]
pride of the British nation
#20 - reginleif (12/01/2013) [-]
NotneedingaQueenmasterrace.gif
#31 - *Overwhealming need* 12/01/2013 on Bigger on the Inside... +3
#146 - " ******* hello!" 11/24/2013 on The 13th 0
#5 - AND THEY MET A FRIENDLY MUSHROOM!!!!!!!  [+] (2 new replies) 11/23/2013 on The gaang +174
#10 - sigcurtis (11/24/2013) [-]
#17 - Shadow Guardian (11/24/2013) [-]
#90 - The never ending story 11/20/2013 on describe your poop in a... +1
#5 - BY YOUR POWERS COMBINED I AM CAPTAIN DIABEETUS! 11/20/2013 on I don't care if I get... 0
#16 - aaaaannd we've come a full circle 11/20/2013 on Polanbal 0
#21 - I salute you, you honourable bastard 11/20/2013 on I deliver. +21
#18 - nope  [+] (1 new reply) 11/19/2013 on Clayface +1
User avatar #45 - nicoquitemad (11/19/2013) [-]
I enjoyed that song.
#24 - Picture 11/19/2013 on this is beautiful +2
#363 - Picture 11/16/2013 on Fallout 4 announced 0
#50 - seriously? no-one thinks Britain is the most arrogant??? … 11/13/2013 on Oh Greece. 0
#257 - Picture 11/13/2013 on I do not even +4
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#63 - platapus (11/02/2013) [-]
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#62 - platapus (09/03/2013) [-]
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User avatar #60 - platapus (06/05/2013) [-]
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