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#3 - Picture 04/13/2013 on ... +13
#4 - Picture 04/12/2013 on 4chan you so funny +1
#1 - chuck norris died ten years ago, death is just too scared to tell him 04/12/2013 on Ageing +17
#2 - op, not Moffat I ******* hate that guy 04/12/2013 on Steven Moffat +2
#3 - Picture 04/12/2013 on My finest moment... +52
#284 - Picture 04/12/2013 on McDisasters 3: The Whale Lords +3
#14 - Picture 04/11/2013 on pie is that good +1
#45 - Picture 04/11/2013 on all of my want +2
#117 - Picture 04/10/2013 on Well shit +2
#13 - fine, you win the argument on proxy, buti still believe that m… 04/10/2013 on The British Version 0
#11 - wait, was that an apology? I thought it was sarcasm...  [+] (2 new replies) 04/10/2013 on The British Version -2
#12 - colonclosebrackets (04/10/2013) [-]
#13 - platapus (04/10/2013) [-]
fine, you win the argument on proxy, buti still believe that my point was relevant

there really needs to be some sort of punctuation mark for sarcasm
#9 - It was Titled "the British version" This implies tha…  [+] (7 new replies) 04/10/2013 on The British Version +1
#10 - colonclosebrackets (04/10/2013) [-]
Accepting my apology would have made you look less like a massive penis. Do tell me, Go up to your parents and ask what language do British people speak? I imagine they'll tell you its English.

You fucked up kid;)
User avatar #31 - shredheadxd (04/11/2013) [-]
You're a newfag. Please stop trying to FJ.

Also, what ethnicity is a man who is from England? Ponder the answer for a few days, dunce.
User avatar #22 - megatrollinator (04/11/2013) [-]
Being honest, more than 30% of the British Population are capable of speaking Arabic, Hindi, Urdu, Pakistani, etc, and at least 20% can speak Polish.
#18 - Womens Study Major (04/10/2013) [-]
its just a british specific joke, like the whole upside down australian thing
User avatar #11 - platapus (04/10/2013) [-]
wait, was that an apology?
I thought it was sarcasm...
#12 - colonclosebrackets (04/10/2013) [-]
#13 - platapus (04/10/2013) [-]
fine, you win the argument on proxy, buti still believe that my point was relevant

there really needs to be some sort of punctuation mark for sarcasm
#7 - Look, I dont know why you are getting so ******* …  [+] (9 new replies) 04/10/2013 on The British Version 0
#8 - colonclosebrackets (04/10/2013) [-]
My apologies, i just found the whole thing rather annoying how it's labeled as the English version. When the other version was perfectly English, and this just makes us appear uneducated.
User avatar #9 - platapus (04/10/2013) [-]
It was Titled "the British version" This implies that it does not refer to the English langauge, but the geographical place Britain
YOU FUCKING MONG!
#10 - colonclosebrackets (04/10/2013) [-]
Accepting my apology would have made you look less like a massive penis. Do tell me, Go up to your parents and ask what language do British people speak? I imagine they'll tell you its English.

You fucked up kid;)
User avatar #31 - shredheadxd (04/11/2013) [-]
You're a newfag. Please stop trying to FJ.

Also, what ethnicity is a man who is from England? Ponder the answer for a few days, dunce.
User avatar #22 - megatrollinator (04/11/2013) [-]
Being honest, more than 30% of the British Population are capable of speaking Arabic, Hindi, Urdu, Pakistani, etc, and at least 20% can speak Polish.
#18 - Womens Study Major (04/10/2013) [-]
its just a british specific joke, like the whole upside down australian thing
User avatar #11 - platapus (04/10/2013) [-]
wait, was that an apology?
I thought it was sarcasm...
#12 - colonclosebrackets (04/10/2013) [-]
#13 - platapus (04/10/2013) [-]
fine, you win the argument on proxy, buti still believe that my point was relevant

there really needs to be some sort of punctuation mark for sarcasm
#5 - I literally have no idea where to start telling you how …  [+] (12 new replies) 04/10/2013 on The British Version +2
User avatar #24 - joshythehipster (04/11/2013) [-]
He must be American.
#6 - colonclosebrackets (04/10/2013) [-]
Do you really? Because a Faggot is a type of food, a bundle of sticks etc... So, yes you're fucking idiots.
User avatar #7 - platapus (04/10/2013) [-]
Look, I dont know why you are getting so fucking agressive over something as simple as differences in langauge but I am going to break this down for you.

The letters "OP" have been replacd with a picture of a ciggerette
The title is "The British Version"
Common slang for ciggetrette in britain is "Fag"
This is a reference to the joke "OP is a fag"
This is humerous
This is no reason to call anyone a Fucking Idiot

And for the love of god wil you please not use Rowan Atkinson, one of the greatest British men Alive to insult our language!?
#8 - colonclosebrackets (04/10/2013) [-]
My apologies, i just found the whole thing rather annoying how it's labeled as the English version. When the other version was perfectly English, and this just makes us appear uneducated.
User avatar #9 - platapus (04/10/2013) [-]
It was Titled "the British version" This implies that it does not refer to the English langauge, but the geographical place Britain
YOU FUCKING MONG!
#10 - colonclosebrackets (04/10/2013) [-]
Accepting my apology would have made you look less like a massive penis. Do tell me, Go up to your parents and ask what language do British people speak? I imagine they'll tell you its English.

You fucked up kid;)
User avatar #31 - shredheadxd (04/11/2013) [-]
You're a newfag. Please stop trying to FJ.

Also, what ethnicity is a man who is from England? Ponder the answer for a few days, dunce.
User avatar #22 - megatrollinator (04/11/2013) [-]
Being honest, more than 30% of the British Population are capable of speaking Arabic, Hindi, Urdu, Pakistani, etc, and at least 20% can speak Polish.
#18 - Womens Study Major (04/10/2013) [-]
its just a british specific joke, like the whole upside down australian thing
User avatar #11 - platapus (04/10/2013) [-]
wait, was that an apology?
I thought it was sarcasm...
#12 - colonclosebrackets (04/10/2013) [-]
#13 - platapus (04/10/2013) [-]
fine, you win the argument on proxy, buti still believe that my point was relevant

there really needs to be some sort of punctuation mark for sarcasm
#18 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 04/09/2013 on Too many feels 0
User avatar #19 - sonicwind (04/09/2013) [-]
You would think BBC America would block it in the US as well as the UK if they are going to block it at all.
#16 - but the message said that BBC America specifically blocked it …  [+] (3 new replies) 04/09/2013 on Too many feels 0
User avatar #17 - sonicwind (04/09/2013) [-]
ya idk.
#18 - platapus (04/09/2013) [-]
User avatar #19 - sonicwind (04/09/2013) [-]
You would think BBC America would block it in the US as well as the UK if they are going to block it at all.
#14 - It seems moffat has been reading from the disney book of plot …  [+] (1 new reply) 04/09/2013 on Too many feels 0
User avatar #20 - yetaxaa (04/10/2013) [-]
Moffat didn't write it
#13 - BBC America blocked it in my country... I'm british …  [+] (5 new replies) 04/09/2013 on Too many feels +2
User avatar #15 - sonicwind (04/09/2013) [-]
This video wasn't posted by the BBC tho.
User avatar #16 - platapus (04/09/2013) [-]
but the message said that BBC America specifically blocked it in my country, the country of origin of the show it is from! this makes me rage a bit!
User avatar #17 - sonicwind (04/09/2013) [-]
ya idk.
#18 - platapus (04/09/2013) [-]
User avatar #19 - sonicwind (04/09/2013) [-]
You would think BBC America would block it in the US as well as the UK if they are going to block it at all.
#1 - dont you insult my home planet!  [+] (5 new replies) 04/09/2013 on To Gallifrey!! +33
User avatar #5 - redrex (04/10/2013) [-]
meh, he didn't seem to like it much either
User avatar #7 - trimageryan (04/10/2013) [-]
Or he really really liked it, but there was an....accident involving someone never learning not to put metal in the inter-dimensional microwave and well....
User avatar #8 - redrex (04/10/2013) [-]
well in season four, the last two episodes, The Master was trying to bring Gallifrey and all the time lords back, and The Doctor is not okay with that because all the time lords actually were assholes
#12 - hillbillypowpow (04/10/2013) [-]
But that would have altered time that was in a time-locked state that took a crazy dalek with an emergency temporal shift and destroying Earth and all of humanity. The timelords had to die and he learned you can't fuck with fixed points in time in waters of mars.
User avatar #9 - trimageryan (04/10/2013) [-]
I understood the reference, I was attempting to make a (rather terrible) joke.

I'll see myself out.
#13 - Picture 04/09/2013 on /b/ +1
#22 - WHY DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A FICTIONAL CHARACTER!?  [+] (4 new replies) 04/09/2013 on a sad truth +11
#141 - tropopo (04/14/2013) [-]
Yeah, me too...
User avatar #64 - swagtoast (04/10/2013) [-]
how the fuck do you fall in love with a fictional character i dont even
#63 - demicus (04/10/2013) [-]
Know the feel, bro.
#47 - dreadedfate (04/10/2013) [-]
Because you're a huge weeaboo faggot.
#21 - there are messed up people in the world, some are bronies, mos…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/09/2013 on a sad truth 0
User avatar #25 - captainfuckitall (04/09/2013) [-]
"I often wonder if BRONIES LIKE THAT..."

You know, only bronies who go so far. Certainly not all of you

Read more carefully next time before you get insulted
#20 - Picture 04/09/2013 on My First Reaction gif +16
#72 - Picture 04/09/2013 on Aquaman man +1
#4 - Picture 04/09/2013 on Doctor Sora 0
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